₦airaland Forum

I fit declare myself as one of the instigators. What's the point living in Nigeria.

Nairaland has gone to the dogs.

Imagine you open a nairaland thread, trying to show your colleagues in the office news on border reopening, scroll and the next thing you see is nude. It's embarrassing. Seun it's the new year. Purge your platform and remove the perverts.

Okoroawusa:
I love this...

A good news for the new year...

You must visit Kuje in your 90s with grayed hair for your habitual shoplifting. Sowore is going there not as a criminal, but as a renown activist who's become terror to your tyrant role model.


It would be cheery news then, that a criminal gone home. idiot.

pepperdemzombie:
This Pork Pie should give us breathing space please!
Can Kumuyi or anybody pull down a Facebook account by themselves? Facebook can only pull down your account if you violate laws, so you should contact Facebook owner online and ask him which law you went against, if none, your account should be restored.
How do you know the people asking your baby for address are Deeper life members? If you are not daft, you should recollect you registered your child with them with your full address. Did you pack to another house? Why didn't the people use the energy and intelligence used in looking for his school to look for your house instead? Can Phone number not be used to search for location online without stress?
Why are you not calling out any of the students that assaulted the boy alongside his parents publicly since you know them physically and by name but calling out Kumuyi?
Abeg!

The pork pie wants money for all the noise. It's not easy when you have bills to pay to e-rats on nairaland too who will come and cry for her...

Poloyanabo2:
Sowore obviously knows the game he is playing, he isn't doing this for Nigerians, he knows that the more fame he gets before 2023 will make him more appealing and sellable to the masses if he eventually contests.

shut the running tap. Talking trash

MejiLoyon:
That your friend na confirm street.
He sense danger japa immediately. That's street man.
You're lucky. Let me lay down a few rules that might help other otus like you

Never walk at night. If you must walk at night be on guard. If the street is lonely jog if you can. If you see someone at one side approaching you cross to the other side. If he cross follow you na thief. Japa. As in efele. If na small lane hold big stone and make it obvious say you hold big stone. He go change him mind. Hehehe. He fit even greet you good evening sef. Trust me if works. Also never chase after a thief if them pass two. Make them no go mend you.

In all let's be safe. God no go shame us

You be complete street. Street President.

How u take sabi all these clues. Only street know how we defend ourselves from those boys.

yudee233:
This is a very waiting allegation

Na standing allegation.....I come in peace.

SATANNIST:
u dont want to take bribe but u want instant promotion? what is the difference?
i have an uncle that works with immigration, he was dumb as u. he rejected a 300m bribe years ag when we where kids.
today he is still working like an idiot. he even expects cash from me always but i purposely dont give him because i do not give cash to idiots because i see it as attracting curses. till today he is still poor. i swear if it was this present day he dd it, i for put otapiapia for him food

u don kolo walahi. . See eh..... don't see that your uncle as an idiot. It is just unfortunate that he live and work in a system that undermine efforts of good people and compensate criminality.


Ideally he should be highly celebrated but not in the present Nigeria where a first class graduate was awarded the prize of two tubers of yam & a fowl (one kukuruku ) while some idiots who gathered to eat, drink, gossip, party & go nude at Bbnaija were given cars, cash gifts, ambassadorial contracts, & even become special advisers to state governors on frivolous matters.


Our President sef wey de use NEPA bill rule us has more support across the country than people like Kingsley Moghalu who went through the rigours of education and couldn't even win their local government.

That's Naija for you.....so, if you can, help your uncle oh.....No be im fault . Naija is upside down... and who knows tomorrow. Tanimola!

Thorough investigation must be conducted to unravel how a very plum boy will suddenly become so spent like this.

Certainly he's been underfed. Man inhumanity to man.

But

I have only been hearing of the mother ans seeing her picture everywhere, where is the father? Hope he isn't one of those absentee fathers?

Not to trust a nepotist like Buhari with authority/power, money & people.


He will abuse the authority by fixing his kinsmen in critical positions, animals will eat the money & he will terrorise the people.

Buhari see your work


#TurnoffYourTv Buhari wan address Nigerians...

what's the prize

Weed na bastard .......

Gandollar has embezzled the future of these people .

A criminal that's suppose to be in prison is seen signing death warrant for an hapless musician whose song has not remove a strand of hair from anyone apart from their armless god who needs the gullible to kill for him...

Share this country make everybody carry im garri....

North and hypocrisy are 5 & 6..

Good riddance to a bad rubbish....


Isbah Police terrorists tried for the first time.... but if those olosho wey go attend the sex party open legs for dem, dem sef go hama....

Wahala be like bicycle....

Ole, barawo banza, oyi. 3 in 1 robber

Arts? I am suspecting this legendary lying machine, I think he meant to say "the ART OF LYING if properly developed "


Bareface lies everyday. Old man keeps lying like the art is going out of fashion.


Those who name him saw tomorrow.


Lie Mohammed, Buhari's asswipe. His grandchildren de ask am sef say baba, why dem name you lai?

To discourage this, it is simple just remove one of their testicle each, spice it up with red pepper and give it to them with a very chilled urine in the public.

Wrote letter to a girlfriend in primary 6, she saw the letter while washing my school uniform.....

Omo see beating of life....

HIV infested Fulani terrorist terrorizing people every where.

Cut off his John Thomas pls

Jagznation:
Initial gra gra

You steal, if we no go arrest you

Nigeria is already divided.

Adulterated olosho

This girl mother used her for money.

Rituals get grade.

Inside her, she de pray make Ned kaput, so she go fit live her normal life without the baga, not knowing d dude na OBJ type. e de go 120 & go still de nack

As a correct nigar wey I be, I know say na Regina maleh Ned for de brush, but u know money can buy almost anything.

Make we no lie, Ned enjoy im money wella.

isorite....

just that women and money are inseparable.

Before I go ita oluwo, public announcement:


NEEDED URGENTLY

A young sweet 16 wey fit take care of a 102 yo Pale

Qualification
1. Master degree in any discipline
2. Beautiful & Sound
3. Well trained no be all these feminists
4. Good cook
5. Expert in the other room affairs
6. A female, no be S/he like bobrisky
7. Of Igbo/Yoruba descent. Malo gals are disqualified.


Remuneration
1. All the old man life's savings

T&C
1. Strictly an abobaku (die with the king) term.

For more info.....contact Garba Sheu on 080..Aso...Rock

Gandollar gets international appointment.
do whatever you do wel well, international org. must come for you.

don't be a Gandollar, e get why

It's just like saying see a swimmer wey water never touch im body.

Arewa just recover their lost voice. Hypocritical clowns.

Bill or chop chop paper

500 ankara, 2023 loading. Sinators at it again. A professor will have to work for many years to earn Dino 1 month salary.

So tey people wey learn work no see work do again. Majority are riding okada.
Dangote put out vacancy for truck drivers, PhD holders applied. Dangote fit gree make him brother with PhD drive truck? Some idiots will still justify that eyesore.

Until Nigerians get serious with holding these useless leaders accountable through serious demands and protests, suffering never start, e just de boot.

It's possible Shekau is sleeping in one of the house of those sinators. If not, how can commanders leak secrets of the troops movements to Bokoharam & those bastards will go plant bombs on their way.

Nigeria with the current leaders, structure & constitution can never work. BMC can argue with their keypads....

Moferere:
I don't blame you, I blame ASUU & FGN.

Your sins are forgiven

I graduated when you were still sucking breast and currently employ your mates.

So stfu