₦airaland Forum

Obavoh:
Beautiful women don’t have to go naked to prove they are beautiful .

Take a look at my wife. She is always modestly dressed. Even when we are alone together in the bedroom, she still covers herself decently. It makes me love and want her more.

Ladies cover your bodies. Make the men wonder and crave what is underneath your clothes. That secret drive men crazy. When you over expose yourself they start to see comma in your body and won’t take you serious.

kestolove95:
nice one, my dad is a very useless man Nd he will not die now until he sees us succeed Nd his death we shall sing Nd dance... Useless father God gave mi

BABAawoo47:
you be mumu, which other sw state has open defecation like lagos...
Let's call spade spade, the route i know...Na aboki dey shit openly for express. It's not tribal, na bitter fact. Most don't even have shelter of dere own not to talk of toilet

Bethanybethel:
You are right my dad is paying the price for abandoning us with our sick mother. He have some health issues I have decided not to help him, he will suffer until his last breath on earth..

BanyXchi:
Osu miscreant, your ibo tribe is synonymous with dirtiness.

OKOATA:
I'm sure she was gangbanged by several men during ini. Better run for your life.

Kollabo419:
Nna mehn

Tinubu will never win 2023 elections

I just got off a meeting with the main stakeholders for the elections in Abuja

Who wants to bet with me

Atlantis585:
You BATstards should stop hallucinating.

[b]Druggie is not going anywhere.

He can’t claim strong support or lead in any geopolitical zone including his own SW and yet you braindead mofos keep hoping against hope.

His Emi Lokan dream is dead on arrival.

Fact! [/b]

pacespot:
But that bed wetting urchins master, aka emilokan, said he made Buhari president, let him make himself president now.

danietohbadt:
Buhari is showing his true nature as a Northerner.

It's just so funny that this was the same Buhari Tinubu went extra miles for all in a bid to get his support when this time comes.

Now, it's not going as planned.

I feel Tilumbu's pains

HeartlessMan:
Emilokan talk say na him dash me parosidensi. Make he do am again for himself. Banza.

ganisucks:
Birds of a senseless feather.

jeromestarks:
No matter the number of days you extend its deadline, some things can not improved whether redesign or left in it's original design.

A pvssy fvcked can never be the same again. You can clean it and repackage it but it will never be like when it was original.


you can not have a lasting peaceful home if you marry a woman you did not disvirgin because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Do not pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a guy who didn't pay anything except two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you a fool?


The parents of a girl who isn't a virgin should not collect bride price on her. She has already sold her best away. What are you now paying for?


Once a girl is over 23, just fvck her and let her go. Women gets clumsier with age. Do not let a woman who wasted her beautiful years (18-23) doing runs and playing olosho retire into your house at the age of 30.

If a woman did not give you her best (virgin), she shouldn't expect the best from you.


If you have two girls who are of good character that suits you but one is a virgin and the other has been mounted and fvcked by many men. Which one will you pay her bride price?

Finally, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Niftkid:
If una wan fuçk for this harmattan season use lub o .my gbola don peel today wey my GF show ...

gaby:
The day Nigeria progresses into a nation with the welfare of her citizens at the heart of its policies overall, you'd understand.

Just imagine a situation where you are assured of a job and timely pay as and when due, access to healthcare, and every other social amenity. And then to cap it all up, even when you aren't able to work, you have access to social welfare benefits.

My brother, the day majority of Nigerians working or not can just walk down to the next ATM at the end of each monthly cycle to make withdrawals of their salaries or stipend from the government, church businesses will become obsolete and relationships with religion will become personal and organic.

The current style of Christianity in particular is a result of "surrendering it all to God" since the government has failed in every aspect of caring for the citizens.

Humans have resigned to fate and hope endlessly for succor from supernatural forces or beings.

LILTJAY:
toto hard to get

SamoraWarrior:
Freedom of movement, 90% if the citizens get gun.
You do mistake go match person Dem fit gun you down.

SamoraWarrior:
Freedom of movement, 90% if the citizens get gun.
You do mistake go match person Dem fit gun you down.

Starboytwo:
Cold
Loneliness
Tax
Food
Culture
Racism
Gun violence
Hood Gangsters
Drug violence
Flat yansh
Children’s lack of respect
LGBTQ and her likes
Stupid old white women that won’t mind their business and call police on me.
Police brutality.
Discrimination.
People asking me where I come from
People trying to touch my hair(are you ok)
Laborer or manual labour(sorry I’m a king in the jungle and will remain so)
Can’t find a buka to eat bread and beans.
Can’t play football on the streets.
Can’t connect Nepa light illegally in the night and remove it in the morning before Nepa people come.
Gay people in the prison fuc.king ur anus.

obiekunie01:
NOTHING IS WRONG WITH HER PUSSY BRO!


She is NOT INTO YOU BRO.

it has gotten so BAD THAT HER BODY CAN NO LONGER PRETEND ABOUT IT.

if you want to knw if am telling you the fact, then do this.

when next you are inside her, start this gist with her.
tell her you watched a film, the husband was fuking the wife and then told her "lets play pretense Bleep" and the wife askd him what does that mean?

And he told her to close her eyes and begin to imagine and pretend its another guy she is fucking - (by the time you mention this, her pussy
will begin to soak wet). start giving her graphic gist of how the wife closed her eyes and before you can say jack, the wife started cuming!

Gist her in detail how the mans wife cum so hard she fainted!

I GUARANTEE YOU THAT BEFORE YOU COMPLETE THE GIST, YOUR WIFE WOULD AV CUM SO HARD THAT SHE WILL SOAK EVERYWHERE!

That will be the prove that i am right that she is not into you bc u r boring her out.

COME BACK HERE AND TELL US HOW IT WENT. MENTION ME AND I WILL COME AND TELL YOU WAT TO DO NEXT.

All the best bro.

Ballzproblem2:
the problem with Nigerians they think money is everything.



a) peace of mind


b) security


c) good weather.



Nigeria can't guarantee you what I listed above even with money.

Agbadocassava:
You don’t need to go anywhere when Tinubu becomes the president, he values education and gives teachers priority.

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Nonywendy:
what exactly makes Dem sexy sir?

Nonywendy:
stretch marks u mean

PerfectStranger:
To me, ass does the magic.

I can’t have a proper erectio.n with a small ass girl.
I don’t care how tiny the bress is, just have a curvy ass then we’re good to F.

SLAP44:
To the hospital?

babaijebue:
Jagaban is coming

fman:
Abeg before you take the Walk to the great beyond, please pay back the loan.
RIP in advance..

Pickmycall:
Jesus Christ no force anyone to celebrate his birthday.Na we carry Christmas for head like tinubu cap.