SouthCaroliina:
Once I’m settled abroad like after 4-5 years, I’ll always come home for xmas with family and friends. Naija xmas too sweet abeg. Pack enough dollars come. Sleep the highest hotel, Bleep the highest bitch, go the highest club. After celebration come back to my abroad again till next December

fuucck the highest bitch!!!!

Alpharey:
Yolobas will miss Owoda.. free money from Igbos, thereby might die of hunger since they can't hustle

Exactly. Awon omo Amoda Ogunlere!!!!Ebi go kill dem

saysoo:

Thank you Big brother for this write up.
How can this write up get to people?
I have friends in USA,LONDON,SCOTLAND,SAUDI ARABIA,CHINA, Those in US have not come back for over 15years,Pennsylvania, Chicago,Texas,California, these families cannot come home,they keep sending #2,3,10k to family members that is not up to what people spend here all round. Burial, weddings,health support they will not contribute but by December they will send 2,3,6k to families to celebrate. So my question is if what you are doing abroad is not working, come home. African culture is built on families. QED. We fight to survive but still stay with each other.

Dem no get money bro, even person wey dey here dey better.

Asj001:
Those saying racism should just stop. You'd likely experience little to no racism in the US. The tribalism in naija is even way more. FYI, I live in US and that's my experience so far.

Little or no racism? but police brutality on the black race is endemic

Eriokanmi:
This is one of the major challenges they face. I met a guy in Chicago in 2018. He moved in from Europe. Last year, his dad died, the man who spent his hard-earned money on his education, including his master's degree in Europe. He only cried his heart out but couldn't come home cos he had no papers yet. I advised him to return to Europe since he had their papers and work or he applied for work in USA and processed his papers from EU and emigrate legit. He didn't listen, till his US visa expired in hands. He had already completed his programme before he left for USA from Europe. He's been visiting USA from Europe as a student all along.

Even some can't afford to visit yearly, regardless of their status over there. Once they look at that money, they change their mind. They'd prefer sending that money instead meanwhile, money can't buy relationship and family. Seeing your parents and relations around you alone is more healing than any medication.

Here despite the economic situation, people would dash those in need here money freely , despite not earning so much but ask them in the Diaspora to do same, they could block your lines forever. I understand it's not that easy over there. I pray we get leadership right this year so our economy and country can fare better and people can come home and invest. I crave family so much. I can't afford to spend a quarter without seeing my lovely parents and siblings. I like being with people around me.
Over there , everyone is afraid of neighbours. Here you can barge into your neighbour's house and ask if they have chilled water inside their fridge or anything to munch, out of love. You can't do that over there. They'd call police at the slightest suspicion. You could be living with the neighbour next door for months and yet, you're not seeing each other and that's why people commit suicide more easily there. Nobody to share thoughts with and by the time they add one plus one, they've ended it before you know it.

For me, I like putting my money down for whatever I like without anyone coming to me and be asking me to pay for one gbese. If I want to build house, I build and move on, same if I want to buy car. Mortgage and stuffs aren't my style. I be African man, original.

I love your comment. Makes a lot of sense!!!!!

beelon1020:
Wait a minute... you said is the devil that made you impregnated her? You mean the devil held the girl for bed and asked you to bang her?.. I don’t understand how? Or you mean the devil bang the girl on your behalf? Hmmmm God help you o..

ganisucks:
I really pity Baba. I hope there's a medical team on standby in Bourdillion on election day. The kind of shock this man will receive ehn, it will be too much.

Bros you wicked ooooo!!!!!

paskal16:
the chief distributor in question

Awon baba tout aka druggie baba!!!!

Naijanascam:
Hahahaha people are not buying those lines anymore





And children of God are not buying fuel same as unbelievers do

Hahahaha

malali:
PROPHESY BE LIKE.....

There will be some rain this year.....

I see a man becoming president in 2023......

An old man who was a government official will die this year.......

Come on......Free your minds.....Some ordinary people are even closer to God than these self designated God Ambassadors.

Hahahahaha!!!!! make una no make me laugh abeg

Obavoh:
Beautiful women don’t have to go naked to prove they are beautiful .

Take a look at my wife. She is always modestly dressed. Even when we are alone together in the bedroom, she still covers herself decently. It makes me love and want her more.

Ladies cover your bodies. Make the men wonder and crave what is underneath your clothes. That secret drive men crazy. When you over expose yourself they start to see comma in your body and won’t take you serious.

Nice one. Most men cant even marry them. Shior!!! Your wife cute sha!

kestolove95:
nice one, my dad is a very useless man Nd he will not die now until he sees us succeed Nd his death we shall sing Nd dance... Useless father God gave mi

And you think you will succeed with such mindset!!!

BABAawoo47:
you be mumu, which other sw state has open defecation like lagos...
Let's call spade spade, the route i know...Na aboki dey shit openly for express. It's not tribal, na bitter fact. Most don't even have shelter of dere own not to talk of toilet

Ori e daru!!! O wa si ogun state ko we wo idoti!!!

Bethanybethel:
You are right my dad is paying the price for abandoning us with our sick mother. He have some health issues I have decided not to help him, he will suffer until his last breath on earth..

You too should be warming up cos your children will neglect you when you suffer same

BanyXchi:
Osu miscreant, your ibo tribe is synonymous with dirtiness.

Did i not mention that am yoruba? Oponu!!!

Yorubas and dirtiness na 5 and 6.
Am a yoruba person for anybody's info.

OKOATA:
I'm sure she was gangbanged by several men during ini. Better run for your life.

Exactly

Kollabo419:
Nna mehn

Tinubu will never win 2023 elections

I just got off a meeting with the main stakeholders for the elections in Abuja

Who wants to bet with me

Atlantis585:


You BATstards should stop hallucinating.

[b]Druggie is not going anywhere.

He can’t claim strong support or lead in any geopolitical zone including his own SW and yet you braindead mofos keep hoping against hope.

His Emi Lokan dream is dead on arrival.

Fact! [/b]

The bolded!!! Hahahahaha!!!! wicked guys

pacespot:
But that bed wetting urchins master, aka emilokan, said he made Buhari president, let him make himself president now.

hahahahaha!!! Urchins baba

danietohbadt:
Buhari is showing his true nature as a Northerner.

It's just so funny that this was the same Buhari Tinubu went extra miles for all in a bid to get his support when this time comes.

Now, it's not going as planned.

I feel Tilumbu's pains

Hausas support themselves.

HeartlessMan:
Emilokan talk say na him dash me parosidensi. Make he do am again for himself. Banza.

;DHahahahahaha

ganisucks:

Birds of a senseless feather.

You are not a virgin ba?

jeromestarks:
No matter the number of days you extend its deadline, some things can not improved whether redesign or left in it's original design.

A pvssy fvcked can never be the same again. You can clean it and repackage it but it will never be like when it was original.


you can not have a lasting peaceful home if you marry a woman you did not disvirgin because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Do not pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a guy who didn't pay anything except two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you a fool?


The parents of a girl who isn't a virgin should not collect bride price on her. She has already sold her best away. What are you now paying for?


Once a girl is over 23, just fvck her and let her go. Women gets clumsier with age. Do not let a woman who wasted her beautiful years (18-23) doing runs and playing olosho retire into your house at the age of 30.

If a woman did not give you her best (virgin), she shouldn't expect the best from you.


If you have two girls who are of good character that suits you but one is a virgin and the other has been mounted and fvcked by many men. Which one will you pay her bride price?

Finally, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Funny, but true. Why i go pay brideprice on top used product. The bolded is very funny.

Niftkid:
If una wan fuçk for this harmattan season use lub o .my gbola don peel today wey my GF show ...

hahahaha! Your babe no get clit na, so her stuff could not self lubricate!!!!

gaby:
The day Nigeria progresses into a nation with the welfare of her citizens at the heart of its policies overall, you'd understand.

Just imagine a situation where you are assured of a job and timely pay as and when due, access to healthcare, and every other social amenity. And then to cap it all up, even when you aren't able to work, you have access to social welfare benefits.

My brother, the day majority of Nigerians working or not can just walk down to the next ATM at the end of each monthly cycle to make withdrawals of their salaries or stipend from the government, church businesses will become obsolete and relationships with religion will become personal and organic.

The current style of Christianity in particular is a result of "surrendering it all to God" since the government has failed in every aspect of caring for the citizens.

Humans have resigned to fate and hope endlessly for succor from supernatural forces or beings.

EXACTLY SIR!!!!!

Meaning that the churches here have been scamming us, making us to believe we are not praying enough, or we need serious prayers; or even that our uncles, aunties, stepmothers, stepfathers have taken our names to occultic covens. No wonder churches are doing well here.

LILTJAY:
toto hard to get

As in, toto olora

SamoraWarrior:
Freedom of movement, 90% if the citizens get gun.
You do mistake go match person Dem fit gun you down.

as in ehn, enough psychophants there

SamoraWarrior:
Freedom of movement, 90% if the citizens get gun.
You do mistake go match person Dem fit gun you down.

Starboytwo:
Cold
Loneliness
Tax
Food
Culture
Racism
Gun violence
Hood Gangsters
Drug violence
Flat yansh
Children’s lack of respect
LGBTQ and her likes
Stupid old white women that won’t mind their business and call police on me.
Police brutality.
Discrimination.
People asking me where I come from
People trying to touch my hair(are you ok)
Laborer or manual labour(sorry I’m a king in the jungle and will remain so)
Can’t find a buka to eat bread and beans.
Can’t play football on the streets.
Can’t connect Nepa light illegally in the night and remove it in the morning before Nepa people come.
Gay people in the prison fuc.king ur anus.

Flat yansh, Gay people in prison fuccking your anus!! Hahahahaha!!!

Dem don comot her clit oooo!