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correctbae:
A lady took to her twitter handle to reveal how she won a unique award while in secondary school, according to her tweet, she won most kissable lips and Miss Endowed. Her assets brought awards to her.

She tweet:
I won most kissable lips and Miss Endowed � in my secondary school prom in 2012��,What did you win?,don’t lie plis dear�

Her lips are very seductive though! U guys should visit InMessage and see the sex appeal from our Nigerian ladies all in the name of money.

jjjjj2017:
naija & their long throat for money making without work. owner of those websites are wiser than you mumu wasting your time & money. you think sey owner na father Christmas? they rob Peter to pay Paul & that's nothing but ponzi scheme. You make money either by selling a product or offering quality and reasonable services. Keep on sharing yeye post & login to one yeye user account.

I'm with u bro! real ponzi dem be

Reelmii:
wetin bring devil come here now, na devil do the surgery for her.. sorry I wan say shey na devil wear the body shaper for her... if u have issue with the devil please deal with it peacefully

No mind dem, fake people. When woman open pussy for dem now dem go dive inside, forget say dem be pastor.

graciously03:
my butt is more bigger...lolx

Correction:

My butt is bigger

OR

My butt is more big

Would love to see your butt, though.

jennifermahan:
The Gambian-Ghana-based actress shared this new photo of herself rocking a grey figure-hugging dress which flaunted her eye-popping curves and cleavage.

See more photos of the actress
source :

http://www.made4naija.com/2018/07/check-out-the-curves-on-actress-princess-shyngle-photos/

Omo o, chai!! Ladies una no go kill person. The damage ladies do to men with these boobs and ass ehn, no be here o! Even what men see everyday, is enough to cause masturbation or rape.

graciously03:
my butt is more bigger...lolx

Can I see yours, darling

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What is happening to our Nigerian ladies? Rather than be creative and try to be someone in life by using their acquired skills as graduate to solve problems in the society and make money for themselves, they are lazying about using the social media to do prostitution up and down.

Please visit inmessage social app and 95% of young Nigerian ladies there are offering u pussies and boobs photos live to attract men for hookups, all for money. Why then go to higher institutions to become graduate? Has Nigeria gone this bad that our ladies can't think with their brains again and become responsible people in the society? I mean, we have female pilots doing great in Nigeria; we have Nigerian female writers; we have successful Nigerian female business CEOs; top notch female event managers, top female bloggers, female fashion designers and responsible Nigerian female lecturers and professors.

But why prostitute? Don't Nigerian ladies have feminine pride anymore? Has it gone so bad that every dick is now entering their pussies. Do these ladies still feel like human after all manners of diccks have entered that same pussiees, and all manners of men have turned them to dogs since they have decided to turn their beautiful selves to doggs?? Do these Nigerian girls still feel like they worth anything in this life? Don't they feel like they are just a walking corpse that can get HIV/AIDs and die at anytime? Why are they making themselves a sacrificial lambs for men?

In future when they settle down and start having children(that's if they do) do they still feel like responsible mothers and mummies after all they did to themselves at younger age? I really pity our unmarried young guys and men as virtually 8 out of every 10 young Nigerian ladies now is into prostitution due to their weak brains.

What is happening to our Nigerian ladies? Rather than be creative and try to be someone in life by using their acquired skills as graduate to solve problems in the society and make money for themselves, they are lazying about using the social media to do prostitution up and down.

Please visit inmessage social app and 95% of young Nigerian ladies there are offering u pussies and boobs photos live to attract men for hookups, all for money. Why then go to higher institutions to become graduate? Has Nigeria gone this bad that our ladies can't think with their brains again and become responsible people in the society? I mean, we have female pilots doing great in Nigeria; we have Nigerian female writers; we have successful Nigerian female business CEOs; top notch female event managers, top female bloggers, female fashion designers and responsible Nigerian female lecturers and professors.

But why prostitute? Don't Nigerian ladies have feminine pride anymore? Has it gone so bad that every dick is now entering their pussies. Do these ladies still feel like human after all manners of diccks have entered that same pussiees, and all manners of men have turned them to dogs since they have decided to turn their beautiful selves to doggs?? Do these Nigerian girls still feel like they worth anything in this life? Don't they feel like they are just a walking corpse that can get HIV/AIDs and die at anytime? Why are they making themselves a sacrificial lambs for men?

In future when they settle down and start having children(that's if they do) do they still feel like responsible mothers and mummies after all they did to themselves at younger age? I really pity our unmarried young guys and men as virtually 8 out of every 10 young Nigerian ladies now is into prostitution due to their weak brains.

AutoJoshNG:
The story around town is that Governor Ambode is in the process of introducing about 5000 air-conditioned luxury BRT buses to Lagos roads.

The process is part of a grand plan to rid the state of the notorious yellow buses, otherwise referred to as “Danfo“.

Indeed, this is a welcome development. Getting rid of those annoying Danfos is long overdue.

Well, apart from the nuisance value that they provide, they also sometimes offer commuters a good measure of entertainment.

All that notwithstanding, memories of Danfo will be one Lagosians will certainly not miss.

Now, here are “11 things that we will love to miss about Danfos in Lagos”.



“Wo Le Pelu Changi”

This is an anthem of some sort by bus drivers and their conductors. They chant it as a threat to notify potential passengers of unpalatable consequences of boarding the danfo without the exact fare.



Expecting passengers to disembark while the danfo is still in motion

Time is of the essence to danfo drivers and their conductors. For reasons best known to them, they are always in a hurry. Sparing a moment to park in order for a passenger to disembark is such a huge luxury to them. So, they vituperate if a disembarking passenger does not jump off their buses even while it is still in motion.



Alcohol-laden breath of the driver and his conductor

Catching a whiff of alcohol from the breathe of danfo drivers and their conductors are realities that commuters in commercial buses in Lagos have become accustomed to. In a state where the road traffic management institutions are not known to carry out sobriety tests on motorists, this has become the norm rather than the exception.



Smelling the armpit of the bus conductor

God help you if you are seated right at the spot near where the danfo conductor is standing. At such position, you would be exposed to the stench originating from some of his body location – notably, his armpit. This becomes very prominent when he leans forward or backward to collect money from passengers at the front or the back seat.



That annoying spare tyre under the seat

Never expect to be comfortable in a danfo. However, the very least you expect is a legroom – or a space for your feet in the danfo. But it is sometimes never the case. Instead, the spot that was designed for you to place your feet on has an obstruction. It is the presence of the danfo’s spare tyre. Now, you are left with no choice than to suspend your feet awkwardly on the danfo’s spare tyre.



Stopping the danfo in order to urinate on the tyres

Indeed, danfo drivers and their conductors are humans too. They too feel the need to answer to the call of nature. However, they have a rather awkward method of answering that call. While in transit, or when stuck in traffic, they stop their vehicles and then alight to urinate on the tyres of their danfo.



Emergency “marriages”

This union happens between you and one or more co-passengers. It happens due to the failure of passengers to present the exact fare for the trip to the conductor. So, you together with another offending co-passenger are left to find a way to split the money in order to get the amount that is due you. This process is called “marrying” or “marriage”.



Dirty appearance

Bus drivers and their conductors appear like they jumped right out of their beds and went straight driving their Danfos. Their outfits sometimes leaves their bodies almost bare. Their bodies’ ooze sweat-induced stench – one that leaves you wondering if they have made any attempt to take their bath in this millennium.



The Seat-belts don’t function

Most Seatbelts in danfos are just there to to fulfill all righteousness. They never seem to function. Some of them are not attached at one ends. Some of them are slack or have totally lost their grip.



The non-functional wipers

Even if the have wipers. Danfos typically have wipers with blunt wiper blades – or wipers with just the wiper arm. During torrential rainfall, and due to poor visibility, the passengers are left at the mercy of God.



The Extra “Joko” Seat

Many danfos, by their designs have two seats in front – the drivers seat and a passenger seat by the door. In an attempt to earn extra income, they typically place a wooden kitchen seat (Joko) or a plastic seat there.

https://autojosh.com/11-things-lagosians-will-not-miss-about-danfo/

This rubbish yellow buses should be replaced asap. Many Lagosians have annoyingly gone to the extent of getting their own cars due to the nuisance these danfos and their drivers constitute to passengers. Very rude to passengers, no matter the age whether very old or young cos of their upbringing and alcohol influence. Let there be more sanity in Lagos abeg. These criminals known as conductors and drivers should get off Lagos roads abeg! This is long overdue.

joa2013:
My wife and her family members are driving me crazy. Their involvement in my home is becoming embarrassing. I may have to give my wife the red card asap. Her family poke noses into all my affairs. How I spent my money, who I give my money to, who I visit, and so on. All they want is to continue to expend money on them and live my life for them. I got their daughter a job, her salary isn't enough for them, how can I be taking care of able bodied men who have refused to work with their certificates, looking for jobs with good pays before they'll work, their pensioner father is not also helping matters, very difficult to please. I have made it known to my wife that our marriage contract did not include pleasing her family members but she won't listen then I worked my transfer from Lagos to Abuja, yet they're on my neck. My wife's younger brother is presently in Abuja without any clear cut mission other than to come and monitor my affairs. He called me around 7pm yesterday to tell me he's in Utako and that I should come and pick him from pack, I told him I didn't invite him to Abuja so why should I pick him up? I asked him if he didn't have a mission before coming and why he should get to Abuja before notifying me that he's coming to my place. I shunned him and switched off my phone. I switched on the phone now only to read 3 abusive text messages from my wife and one from her father threatening that if anything happens to his son, I'll be held responsible. My people, can you see my life? My pastor have been trying to broker peace between us before I left for Abuja to no avail, what I intended to do is to settle down here and get her relocated so that if she's a bit far from her family, things will work out. I'll instruct a lawyer to file divorce papers tomorrow, I can no longer take it.

Abeg call her family members and ur family to order in a meeting with your wife, and let dem know ur stance, otherwise throw her bleeping ass out so dey can learn their lesson. I don't take nonsense as a man! I was currently experiencing this as my mum in law would keep pop nosing in our home, until April this year when I told her to her face to leave us alone. She tried popnosing again two days ago, and I refused answering all her 5 calls to my phone, telling her daughter( my wife) to inform her dt I deliberately ignored the calls so she could mind her business. I don't bloody care.

I pity men that are still searching for bone of their bone.

Confirmed

Greenbullet:
Your boyfriend is a cheat and whosoever he is banging, he is doing it RAW .

Omo u harsh o!

Girlsavage:
This has Got to be the Most Hilarious Church Banner i have seen, Chai..lol... The post was spotted somewhere in Calabar.. see few reaction i grabbed below!


From Ebiwali---
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/07/see-church-banner-spotted-in-calabar.html

Na this kind pastors dey fucckk all those gullible married women wey no dey fit do make dem no complain about their husbands!

patriciaugono1:
Company: Solynta Energy
We are looking for a zealous Marketing Assistant to support the Marketing department of our company in its primary and administrative duties.
Please note that this is not a sales position.You must have proven skills to work in an online marketing department

Job Duties
-developing marketing strategies
-producing engaging online content for the company website and social media platforms
- writing marketing literature [/b]such as brochures and press releases to augment the company’s presence
-updating website
-assisting in organizing campaigns and promotional events
-managing filming and photo shoots
-other administrative duties as required
- Conduct market research and analyze consumer rating reports/ questionnaires
- Communicate directly with clients and encourage trusting relationships

[b]Requirements
• Exquisite communication (written and oral) and people skills
Proven experience as a marketing assistant would be an advantage
• Good understanding of office management and marketing principles
• Demonstrable ability to multi-task and adhere to deadlines
• Well-organized with a customer-oriented approach
• Good knowledge of market research techniques and databases
• Excellent knowledge of MS Office, marketing computer software and online applications (CRM tools, Online analytics, Google Adwords etc.)
• Exquisite communication and people skills
• Degree in Marketing, Business or relevant field is a strong advantage


Salary
• 60K monthly (1-2 years of working experience in similar area)
• 65K -70K monthly (3-5 years of working experience in the similar area )

Other
• Ideally candidates would live on Lagos Island

To Apply
Please send your Cv to jobs@solyntaenergy.com. Deadline Friday 20 July. If you have not received feedback by that date kindly note that your application has been unsuccessful.
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Re: Marketing Assistant Required *must Live In Lagos Island* by Anfieldboss: 10:06am On Jul 11
patriciaugono1:
Company: Solynta Energy
We are looking for a zealous Marketing Assistant to support the Marketing department of our company in its primary and administrative duties.
Please note that this is not a sales position.You must have proven skills to work in an online marketing department

Job Duties
-developing marketing strategies
-producing engaging online content for the company website and social media platforms
- writing marketing literature [/b]such as brochures and press releases to augment the company’s presence
-updating website
-assisting in organizing campaigns and promotional events
-managing filming and photo shoots
-other administrative duties as required
- Conduct market research and analyze consumer rating reports/ questionnaires
- Communicate directly with clients and encourage trusting relationships
[b]
Requirements
• Exquisite communication (written and oral) and people skills
Proven experience as a marketing assistant would be an advantage
• Good understanding of office management and marketing principles
• Demonstrable ability to multi-task and adhere to deadlines
• Well-organized with a customer-oriented approach
• Good knowledge of market research techniques and databases
• Excellent knowledge of MS Office, marketing computer software and online applications (CRM tools, Online analytics, Google Adwords etc.)
• Exquisite communication and people skills
• Degree in Marketing, Business or relevant field is a strong advantage


Salary
• 60K monthly (1-2 years of working experience in similar area)
• 65K -70K monthly (3-5 years of working experience in the similar area )

Other
• Ideally candidates would live on Lagos Island

To Apply
Please send your Cv to jobs@solyntaenergy.com. Deadline Friday 20 July. If you have not received feedback by that date kindly note that your application has been unsuccessful.

Una go give me house for Lagos island?

owoseni01:
Paga is a mobile money platform in Nigeria.
It is about the very first, launching their first
pilot test in 2009 when there was practically
no other popular mobile money platform in
the country. With Paga you can send money
to another Paga account owner, any mobile
number, pay DSTV and NEPA bills, to mention
a few. At the moment Paga has launched a
referral program that gives the person
referring another person NGN 50 per
referral. Hmm! Does that sound ridiculous to
you? No it shouldn’t be, remember the
saying that little drops make an ocean. I can
teach you a simple step, which is not
exhaustive that can give between 5,000 –
20,000 per day from this program. The
steps are summarized below: 1. Draft a nice
article about Paga, how to make use of Paga
( Send money and withdrawal), with
emphasis on the fact that it will almost be
the best and most popular mobile money in
the case Nigeria eventually go cashless (as
they are the ones with the largest mobile
money customer base as of now, which
means your some members of your family
and friends may be using it already) 2.
Encourage people to create a Paga account,
it’s a five minutes task 3. As they create
account they should indicate that you
referred them. Boom! Then the cash start
rolling into your account You can put up the
article on as many blogs as possible, post
the article links on Facebook and twitter so
that your family and friends can see it and
start creating their Paga accounts.
Remember that they will also like it, which
will make it viral, and your account can start
getting 50 naira credit every second. By the
time you refer your first 1,000 people, you
would have made NGN 50,000, then you can
put in more effort to make 500k and then
head for the million.Then you are a Paga
millionaire in making. Keep making the
money. REGISTER HERE www.mypaga.com
when register click "yes" invite by person
please put dis ACCOUNT NO: 0792032621 as
refferal account no
Paga is a mobile money platform in Nigeria.
It is about the very first, launching their first
pilot test in 2009 when there was practically
no other popular mobile money platform in
the country. With Paga you can send money
to another Paga account owner, any mobile
number, pay DSTV and NEPA bills, to mention
a few. At the moment Paga has launched a
referral program that gives the person
referring another person NGN 50 per
referral. Hmm! Does that sound ridiculous to
you? No it shouldn’t be, remember the
saying that little drops make an ocean. I can
teach you a simple step, which is not
exhaustive that can give between 5,000 –
20,000 per day from this program. The
steps are summarized below: 1. Draft a nice
article about Paga, how to make use of Paga
( Send money and withdrawal), with
emphasis on the fact that it will almost be
the best and most popular mobile money in
the case Nigeria eventually go cashless (as
they are the ones with the largest mobile
money customer base as of now, which
means your some members of your family
and friends may be using it already) 2.
Encourage people to create a Paga account,
it’s a five minutes task 3. As they create
account they should indicate that you
referred them. Boom! Then the cash start
rolling into your account You can put up the
article on as many blogs as possible, post
the article links on Facebook and twitter so
that your family and friends can see it and
start creating their Paga accounts.
Remember that they will also like it, which
will make it viral, and your account can start
getting 50 naira credit every second. By the
time you refer your first 1,000 people, you
would have made NGN 50,000, then you can
put in more effort to make 500k and then
head for the million.Then you are a Paga
millionaire in making. Keep making the
money. REGISTER HERE www.mypaga.com
when register click "yes" invite by person
please put dis ACCOUNT NO: 0792032621 as
refferal account no
Paga is a mobile money platform in Nigeria.
It is about the very first, launching their first
pilot test in 2009 when there was practically
no other popular mobile money platform in
the country. With Paga you can send money
to another Paga account owner, any mobile
number, pay DSTV and NEPA bills, to mention
a few. At the moment Paga has launched a
referral program that gives the person
referring another person NGN 50 per
referral. Hmm! Does that sound ridiculous to
you? No it shouldn’t be, remember the
saying that little drops make an ocean. I can
teach you a simple step, which is not
exhaustive that can give between 5,000 –
20,000 per day from this program. The
steps are summarized below: 1. Draft a nice
article about Paga, how to make use of Paga
( Send money and withdrawal), with
emphasis on the fact that it will almost be
the best and most popular mobile money in
the case Nigeria eventually go cashless (as
they are the ones with the largest mobile
money customer base as of now, which
means your some members of your family
and friends may be using it already) 2.
Encourage people to create a Paga account,
it’s a five minutes task 3. As they create
account they should indicate that you
referred them. Boom! Then the cash start
rolling into your account You can put up the
article on as many blogs as possible, post
the article links on Facebook and twitter so
that your family and friends can see it and
start creating their Paga accounts.
Remember that they will also like it, which
will make it viral, and your account can start
getting 50 naira credit every second. By the
time you refer your first 1,000 people, you
would have made NGN 50,000, then you can
put in more effort to make 500k and then
head for the million.Then you are a Paga
millionaire in making. Keep making the
money. REGISTER HERE www.mypaga.com
when register click "yes" invite by person
please put dis ACCOUNT NO: 0792032621 as
refferal account no

PAGA una time don pass! Do u know how many platforms(which I can show u if u ask) that are doing bill pay without service charge? I loaded startimes for someone yesterday basic N1300, and that was what I was charged rather than PAGA that charges N100 service charge. I have about 4 platforms that I use to recharge bill pay for customers; even PHCN without any access charge thereby increasing my turnover profit and its 1 second activation speed. So leave PAGA abegi.

ewawumi:
While the Government keeps telling us to become entrepreneurs, Credit facilities are saying other wise. Imagine loan request declined because She is Self employed.

She ought to have known and found out before applying. The truth is most of these credit facility companies only targets workers because of predictable incomes, and avoid entrepreneurs as a result of unpredictable incomes. Loans are given out based on level of income of a salary earner; so if you don't earn salary, it becomes difficult to calculate.

Nigerian single and married ladies. Make una see una female gender like u being president, una go dey there dey sell puussyy up and down. They Bleep married men and sugarboy up and down. Thunder fire all Nigerian women wey no get focus for this life!

majella4:
A terrible flood in Abeokuta has destroyed buildings and killed many.According to a Facebook user who shared the story,people are still looking for their loved ones


Source: http://usascholarshipfree..com/2018/07/heavy-rainfall-in-abeokuta-kills.html

Sebi dem say Ogun state governor dey develop Abeokuta, and that's the reason he neglected places like mowe and environs. Dem never start.

postbox:
Leading Information and Communications Technology company, MTN Nigeria, recently, empowered 100 women from the Police Officers Wives’ Association (POWA), Lagos State chapter. The women who were elated with the gesture were handed mobile stalls to sell products – airtime and data virtually through the use of digital gadgets.

As part of the empowerment programme, MTN also beautified the POWA market corridor in Falomo, Ikoyi.

Representing the Commissioner of Environment, Lagos State at the tape-cutting ceremony was the General Manager of Lagos State Parks and Gardens, Bilikiss Adebiyi- Abiola, who commented; “We are glad that MTN is making conscious effort to give back to the community and also beautify Lagos through the renovation of the POWA Shopping Complex Corridor here in Ikoyi and we are glad that Lagos State is gradually becoming a greener and healthier environment”.

Also speaking at the event was the Sales and Distribution Executive, MTN Nigeria, Adekunle Adebiyi, who said; “ We’re really excited to unveil the new POWA corridor as this project has been a long time coming. We’d like to thank the Ministry of Environment for giving us the approval and opportunity to do this. We’re also excited to have impacted the lives of members of the POWA association ”.

The highpoint of the event was the presentation of empowerment materials, which included, phones, POS devices, chairs, tables, umbrellas and digital tablets, to the beneficiaries and the commissioning of the renovated POWA secretariat.

This empowerment and renovation is part of MTN Nigeria’s commitment to continually brighten the lives of their customers across the nation.

SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/mtn-brightens-the-lives-of-100-powa-women-in-lagos/

Who cares! NLC never torture una finish abi?

NAIJASTANDARD71:
'I Am Ready to Buy ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB in England'-ALIKO Dangote, Africa's Richest Billionaire
...'Nigeria's former President, Olusegun Obasanjo inspired me into Cement business'
*Lament: 'Though twice divorced with three grown-up daughters, I Need a New BRIDE to call my wife'
* Immortalized mother, MARIYA after Dangote’s yacht, a 108-foot vessel at a whooping cost of $43million-INVESTIGATION
http://nigeriastandardnewspaper.com/ng/i-am-ready-to-buy-arsenal-football-club-in-england-aliko-dangote-africas-richest-billionaire-nigerias-former-president-olusegun-obasanjo-inspired-me-into-cement-business-lament-th/

This guy should just keep quiet, abeg!!

Jeez! Just take a look at president of a whole country looking so smart and agile, unlike our pot bellied Nigerian men; even young boys here are full of stupid pot bellies.

Jeez! Just take a look at president of a whole country looking so smart and agile, unlike our pot bellied Nigerian men. Even young boys here are full of stupid pot bellies.