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SisiGbeborun:
Fred is on the verge of losing it right now. He's been married for close to 3 years but after their wedding night, his wife has since moved to the guest room and that's where she's been sleeping. All efforts to get her to occupy her side of the bed in the master bedroom proved abortive. She maintained that she needs her privacy by all means. Even when they have to make love, Fred will have to go and meet her in the guest room. It seems the situation is getting out of hand now. Please advise....

hary4luv:
I encountered an act in the office some days back and since then it seems things have taken an awkward turn in my office.

I work in an organization as an assistant consultant, which by implication makes my office very close to my boss who is the senior consultant in our department.

On a fateful Friday after work, I decided to stay behind in order to tide up some office works. After about two hours I started hearing some strange moans/voices coming from the office directly opposite which happens to be my oga's office. I was curious so I decided to take a look to see what's going on, when I got to the door, I didn't hear any voice so I thought maybe it was my imagination. I gently pushed the door expecting it to be locked only for the door to open and lo and behold my boss was banging our newly employed secretary on his office table. our both eyes jammed, I stood frozen for some minutes (I guess) before I heard his voice "Young man what are you looking for in my office?"

Since that event things have been very awkward between me, my boss and the secretary. ( Don't know what to do)

Coldplayz2:
Source: http://www.quickjobng.com/2015/04/checkout-these-20-things-recruiters-do-not-want-to-see-on-your-cv

Coldplayz2:
Source: http://www.quickjobng.com/2015/04/checkout-these-20-things-recruiters-do-not-want-to-see-on-your-cv

midolian:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/18/buhari-tinubu-rift-may-kill-apc-boko-haram-wont-be-defeated-now-ayodeles-new-prophesies/

MrMcJay:
First, it was Prof Olomo, then Dr Omisore and now this?

There is clearly something fishy here.

loomer:
The telecom company no get name?

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DickDastardly:
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/186492-how-buharis-slow-pace-is-affecting-the-war-against-boko-haram.html

papoose999:
http://www.punchng.com/city-news-feature/girl-15-commits-suicide-after-being-gang-raped/

manee2:
Imagine this stuff with an oversize bra. Guys we have to be very carefully, it is obvious that girls are turning to something else just to get noticed. Lets not be decieved!

benneth2015:
http://multinaija..com/2015/07/mtn-ceo-resigns.html

benneth2015:
http://multinaija..com/2015/07/mtn-ceo-resigns.html

benneth2015:
http://multinaija..com/2015/07/mtn-ceo-resigns.html

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/news/nigeriansll-beg-us-to-return-in-2019-pdp/

Ask4Info:
Normally i would have ignored such behavior on the excuse that the workload on their staff was much that day or they were all under pressure but unfortunately their reason for their bad attitude was to my hearing. This is what happened.

I walked into the Visafone office on Adeniran Ogunsanya in Surulere, Lagos state to purchase an accessory which even though is still under warranty i didn't want to be delayed by the normal submission of purchase receipt and the rest before the item could be replaced. So i walked in and greeted generally ("Good Afternoon" ). i noticed that only the police officer in uniform sitting opposite the door responded while the 3 customer service agents seated just by the door all didn't respond. I never bothered reading meaning to it because that wasn't the reason i went there in the first place so i walked up to the counted and inquired if the accessory was available. To be greatest surprise all 3 customer service ladies pretended they didn't hear me and all ignored me. I stood there for nothing less than 3 minutes until a young man from the inner office came to attend to me, he directed me to meet another guy in the inner room, as a was going in, i overheard one of the ladies (the one in the middle saying) "He want us to attend to him when he didn't greet us."

I was so furious at that statement. first of all, i greeted when i entered which only the police man in uniform acknowledged. Secondly, it is not even my right in anyway as a customer to first greet, the reverse is actually the case. over a decade in business has thought me that even a toddler who is a customer or prospect must be highly respected so why is the rule for Visafone's agents different?

The unfortunate thing is that we have at least six of their phone we use as official lines and all of them are very active lines so it is not like they are doing me i favor. I am actually directly or indirectly paying each of those rude ladies salaries as my continuous patronage of their company means they still have a job.

I have written their office a letter through enquiry@visafone.com.ng i hope they get to read it and call all their staff across the nation to order. This was the same arrogant behavior their sister company (Zenith Bank) put up initially until the likes of GT Bank, Diamond Bank and First Bank showed them how to treat a customer.


This was the same nasty and arrogant attitude the likes of Celtel, Starcomms, Multilinks, Intercellular and Mobitel put up until they all folded up.

I pray the maagement of Visafone puts her employees to order. Every single customer is king, well at least that's the foundation i use to run my company and sink down the mind and thoughts of each employee. So the scenario of an employee being rude to any customer or prospects can't just be imagined except such employee has gotten another job elsewhere.



PLEASE SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE ABOUT OTHER RUDE STAFF OF CORPORATE COMPANIES.




CC: Lalasticlala , Seun , OAM4J

Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]


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Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]


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Nigerians full of inferirity complex. why attend to a murderfucking white guy first when he is not on the queue? would you do that bsuccessfully in the white man's country. Some of them pass ''one way'' without being questioned. If any white man tries it near me, i go kill am.ordinary VISA dem go dey do like gods, dem come come here dey misbehave. I go kill the white man as i no like them.

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cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

bluesaint:
Hello Joblanders,

It has become pertinent for me to also share my story here, in order to get one or two piece of relevant advice from a better experienced NLander.
Sometime in August last year, I was invited for an interview by Serve Consulting in NLNG for the position of a Project Administrator. I prepared and all, during the short notice. A friend had submitted my CV as the opening was an in-house thing for their Port Harcourt operations.
I met with the interviewers - a man and a woman - after waiting for over an hour. After the usuals of introductions I realised it was just a brief interview as no special skills were needed and from the visitors log, I realised I and someone else I didn't meet were scheduled for an interview that day although the time was different...hours apart. I was interviewed and it went well. They asked If I had any questions on which I answered no, citing that my questions are basically things I'll find out on the job. They told me they will get back to me, as it was supposed to be a year project but up until now no word from them. I've sent mails without a reasonable response until one of the interviewers replied saying the position has been filled. The friend who submitted the CV said I shouldn't bother about them so I suspected some shaddy dealings.
Abeg my people wetin una feel say really happen?

seguntheblogger:
Source : http://streetgist.com/primate-ayodele-prophesizes-doom-for-buhari-and-apc/

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/graduate-found-dead-after-recovering-from-mental-problem/

Mbkite:
A friend that works with one of these new generation banks told me about a job that was advertized internally in the bank, with Third Class as the only requirement. I have been wondering why they should make the job opening for only Third class graduates. I decided to bring it to Nairaland for proper deliberation.
What do you think?

Iamsynord:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/five-confirmed-dead-after-eating-dog-meat-in-rivers/

Abideen1987:
Hello Nairalanders! I went for an interview at mutual benefit assurance plc last week Tuesday after which the interviewer explained the salary structure and pay to me. He also told me we are having five days training starting from Monday to Friday 8 am to 5 pm daily and told me to make documentation of my credentials. Since then I've been expecting official call or text from the organization but couldn't hear anything from them does that mean I was not shortlisted or since I have been told to make proper documentation and training starts by Monday I should go for the training. Please am confused

ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

Tunagee:
she signed for better for worse. why is she complaining, and why are you scared? you better tell her to leave so she can go get a donkey guy to give her the Bleep that would tear her yansh ;and bring someone who is understanding. What is it with this stupid women sef, or are u not putting food on the table? no allow any woman threaten u o! some of them sef when e reach time dem go just lie down like log of wood and expect their husbands to be jacking like bastards wile they are looking at the ceiling. We have seen where husbands d
she signed for better for worse. why is she complaining, and why are you scared? you better tell her to leave so she can go get a donkey guy to give her the Bleep that would tear her yansh ;and bring someone who is understanding. What is it with this stupid women sef, or are u not putting food on the table? no allow any woman threaten u o! some of them sef when e reach time dem go just lie down like log of wood and expect their husbands to be jacking like bastards wile they are looking at the ceiling. We have seen where husbands dey satisfy their wives 100 percent in everything, still the wife cheats. DONT EVER ALLOW ANY WOMAN TO CONTROL U O! THEY ARE ALL BUNCH OF RUBBISH WHETHER SINGLE OR MARRIED.

Tunagee:
she signed for better for worse. why is she complaining, and why are you scared? you better tell her to leave so she can go get a donkey guy to give her the Bleep that would tear her yansh ;and bring someone who is understanding. What is it with this stupid women sef, or are u not putting food on the table? no allow any woman threaten u o! some of them sef when e reach time dem go just lie down like log of wood and expect their husbands to be jacking like bastards wile they are looking at the ceiling. We have seen where husbands dey satisfy their wives 100 percent in everything, still the wife cheats. DONT EVER ALLOW ANY WOMAN TO CONTROL U O! THEY ARE ALL BUNCH OF RUBBISH WHETHER SINGLE OR MARRIED.

ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

Tunagee:
she signed for better for worse. why is she complaining, and why are you scared? you better tell her to leave so she can go get a donkey guy to give her the Bleep that would tear her yansh ;and bring someone who is understanding. What is it with this stupid women sef, or are u not putting food on the table? no allow any woman threaten u o! some of them sef when e reach time dem go just lie down like log of wood and expect their husbands to be jacking like bastards wile they are looking at the ceiling. We have seen where husbands dey satisfy their wives 100 percent in everything, still the wife cheats. DONT EVER ALLOW ANY WOMAN TO CONTROL U O! THEY ARE ALL BUNCH OF RUBBISH WHETHER SINGLE OR MARRIED.

Tunagee:
she signed for better for worse. why is she complaining, and why are you scared? you better tell her to leave so she can go get a donkey guy to give her the Bleep that would tear her yansh ;and bring someone who is understanding. What is it with this stupid women sef, or are u not putting food on the table? no allow any woman threaten u o! some of them sef when e reach time dem go just lie down like log of wood and expect their husbands to be jacking like bastards wile they are looking at the ceiling. We have seen where husbands dey satisfy their wives 100 percent in everything, still the wife cheats. DONT EVER ALLOW ANY WOMAN TO CONTROL U O! THEY ARE ALL BUNCH OF RUBBISH WHETHER SINGLE OR MARRIED.

Tunagee:
she signed for better for worse. why is she complaining, and why are you scared? you better tell her to leave so she can go get a donkey guy to give her the Bleep that would tear her yansh ;and bring someone who is understanding. What is it with this stupid women sef, or are u not putting food on the table? no allow any woman threaten u o! some of them sef when e reach time dem go just lie down like log of wood and expect their husbands to be jacking like bastards wile they are looking at the ceiling. We have seen where husbands dey satisfy their wives 100 percent in everything, still the wife cheats. DONT EVER ALLOW ANY WOMAN TO CONTROL U O! THEY ARE ALL BUNCH OF RUBBISH WHETHER SINGLE OR MARRIED.