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Family / Re: How Would You Feel About A Neighbor Giving Your Child "Skushis" To Induce Sleep? by tunderoc(m): 7:11pm On May 31, 2020
Ah this isn't good at all bro. That environment isn't a place to raise a child. Just find a way to move out of that place. Your wife too could be introduced to drugs, can you even vouch for that she hasn't been getting same skuchies from those guys or even drugs. Giving a child that kind of hard drug laced drink isn't funny, so please get a grip of yourself and get the f.... out of that place
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reaches Out To Cynthia Morgan, Offers To Help by tunderoc(m): 3:52pm On May 24, 2020
God bless Davido..... Bigger u
Food / Re: God Gave Us This Snake Meat After Working Today In His Vineyard by tunderoc(m): 9:27pm On May 23, 2020
Yes it's a gaboon viper
pocohantas:
Looks like a gaboon viper or it is a gaboon vipergrin. Let nobody come and call it baby-python.


Family / Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Regrets Marrying Me. What Should I Do? by tunderoc(m): 5:02pm On May 20, 2020
Daddy Ope shocked shocked shocked grin grin angry
Sisijetue:
Daddy ope epele o
Iyanu mashele
Mafoo
Romance / Re: 3 Things Women Do When They Are Cheating by tunderoc(m): 5:41am On May 20, 2020
You forgot to add, When she goes out to get some ffuckeddd from the other guy and the dick is good, she giggles n laugh a lot even when nothing is funny, while also trying to piss you off by trying to pin something on you just to fight or ask for a breakup. I don Waka pass that terrain too sha

horllar007:
Can your relationship recover from cheating?

Cheating

People cheat for different reasons. The general consensus is that it's wrong. No ifs, and or buts.

If you've ever been cheated on, you know that it feels pretty awful. It's a blow to your ego and your self-esteem. If you are a man reading this article; here are subtle signs that your woman is cheating on you.


1) She is always lost in thought

Women are known to be attentive creatures and great listeners. They sacrifice a lot in relationships but if she barely pays attention to what their man is saying, that means something or someone else is playing on their minds.

In fact, sometimes she may be totally lost in thought and may even lose touch with reality. If she is cheating, she will also probably think of ways to break up and hence, may appear distracted.

2) She has lost interest in romance

No matter how good the lovemaking was, she will lose interest if she is dating another man. She will begin to act so cold and distant lately; finding excuses not to have intimate time with you.

3) Constantly asking about her man’s schedule

Most women inquire about their man’s daily itinerary to plan for surprises, prepare supper on time or go on dates. But if she suddenly takes too much interest in her man’s schedule, and wants to know exactly when he leaves and comes back home, she might be planning to have the other guy over for a visit.

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NYSC / Re: Guys, Don't Ever Date A Lady Going For NYSC. See Why. by tunderoc(m): 2:35pm On May 19, 2020
Men cheat, women cheat stop demonizing women.... People defer from each other. Person wey go cheat go cheat no matter how u showed them love.

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Celebrities / Re: Igbos And Suzan Ade Coker Of Rant HQ Clash On Facebook by tunderoc(m): 8:34am On May 18, 2020
The owner of ranthq and most of her followers are ravenous tats, was a member when d group has just over 100k members left when I felt nah this group is crappy... Folks can just exit d group enmasse and she will learn to be humble. Yoruba o, Igbo, Hausa, Idoma, Efik abeg una exit d group at least for now she go learn. See how GTB sit well when we boycotted while he was at peak with innoson

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Crime / Re: Itunes Gift Card Scam (www.sellcardbtc.com Is A Scam) by tunderoc(m): 9:18am On May 15, 2020
Had same experience with them sometimes last year
KenzoYou:
Www.sellcardbtc.com is a scam. They will trick you into sending your iTunes gift card in exchange for cash after loading your gift cards they will block without paying you. There website is www.sellcardbtc.com with an address: Azad Centre, Room 2701. Dhaka-1000, Bangladesh and whatsapp number +8801887470099. Email address: support@sellcardbtc.com I was there victim so I don't want my fellow men falling victim to there fraud and wickedness. Please help share. I have proof
Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by tunderoc(m): 11:43am On May 14, 2020
Rats and rodents burrow or breaks the sewer line, a fully concretized tank may be hard to get in, but then you have to accept not all septic tanks are fully concretized, the waste tank being connected to the septic tank is a giveaway for rodents as it's not concretized for it to serve the purpose of soaking away waste. With this connection a lot of things can freely breed in the 2 tanks.
You points are valid sir, he surely needs to check other options, but going by the fact that he saw the snake close to the toilet give credence to the fact that it may be from the septic tank
suco01:



We have soak away and septic tank. People keep saying soak away. how can a snake enteer soak away or septic tank that is concretized from top?

I don't think the soak away option is right unless it has a broken pipe. I still don't get how snake get into a sealed concretize soak away. If snakes is inside soak away (which I don't know how it gets there when its not earth worm) it will enter septic tank, so how does it connect the pipe to chamber to WC?

Maybe I can be corrected on this.

He should check every locks, windows, holes, broken piping, even his manhole in his house.

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Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by tunderoc(m): 11:15am On May 14, 2020
Yes it kills everything in your soak away, but they'll be back in just a few weeks. Best bet is have a plumber work on re-piping and disconnecting the tanks
nams77:

Does flushing of sniper down toilet bowl kill mosquito in the soakaway pit? .
I need to deal with those guys there

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Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by tunderoc(m): 11:12am On May 14, 2020
Your plumber definitely knows where the septic tank (soak away) and waste tank are connected to each other. They're connected out of ignorance that once d soak away fills up the waste tank will come to use or in other instances to safe cost of piping differently for each tank.
The mosquitoes n roaches breeds in the soak away in millions then find their way thru d pipes connecting it to the waste tank and from there they come out of the floor drain in the bathroom or toilet. Other things you may notice on hot sunny days is unpleasant smell from your bathroom even if it's clean.
elampiro:


Pls can you explain further number 4? What is the connection you are talking about? How is this disconnection done?

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Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by tunderoc(m): 2:37am On May 14, 2020
That snake is probably a loner that chased rats into one of the soak away, but you can't totally ignore the fact that there may be more. The chemical will kill anything in the soak away that, but like you said they'll always come back. Best bet is to call a plumber to check if the soak away and waste are connected. You need to disconnect it, if connected. And going by your experience I am 100% sure they're connected. But professionally the two shouldn't be connected, as the waste is nothing but a breeding colony for mosquitoes, roaches and insects. The two should be runned with separate pipes.vThat's the only way to stop this unwanted visitors.

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Family / Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by tunderoc(m): 1:31am On May 14, 2020
@Op firstly, there are rats in your house, there's a need to rid your house of rats "number 1 thing that attracts snakes". 2. This snake chase a rat into your soak away and couldn't find its way out, so it follow the only place where with its forked tongue sense oxygen, which is your toilet bowl. Many do believe that the water in the closet go all along to the soak away, NO it ends right after the U-bend that's why if you open the chamber at the back you find it dry. 3 get bottles of sniper and empty it into your toilet bowl and flush at least twice to kill other crawling stuffs breeding in your soak away. 4. Your 2 soak away pit are connected together, pls get a plumber to disconnect it, or expect more crawling visitors plus you may find out you spend more treating malaria as you will have mosquitoes and other insects infestation as result of your connected soak away.

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Family / Re: Giant Python Killed In Bariga Lagos Around 2am by tunderoc(m): 1:03pm On May 07, 2020
What is this one posting here now... The pictures posted self no make sense undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Northern Governors Ready To Confront Anyone Opposed To Ending Almajiri by tunderoc(m): 8:03am On May 07, 2020
We wee not take this, it's our tradition and must stand. How do you want us to breed the next generation of follow follow mumuish yoot shouting Sai bubu and terrorist.
Awon stupid set of backward thinking lots
Health / Re: Situation In Port Harcourt Ahead Of Total Lockdown Tomorrow (Photos) by tunderoc(m): 11:56am On May 06, 2020
I get her number na, if U want it ehn call 081020XXXKER grin grin grin
haywire07:
Help me get the number of that lady in the last frame. Yes, the one with the brown braids...

I can be her helper during this lockdown
Politics / Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Donates A House To A Woman In Aguata by tunderoc(m): 10:38am On May 06, 2020
OMG! Memories I played this game like
Shellsploit:
Lalasticlala sef grin
Family / Re: I Slept With My Landlord During Lockdown — Wife Confesses by tunderoc(m): 9:07am On May 06, 2020
Post it here, set awon upcoming bloggers grin
Family / Re: My Wife Betrayed My Trust by tunderoc(m): 7:37am On May 05, 2020
@OP bet you know what karma is right? You prolly been digging someone's wife and you believe no one will drill yours. 2. There's nothing like trusting your partner 100%, doing so will only bring U heartache when u find out she's bonking your jobless neighbour & it goes both ways. 3. Adultery always brings down a family.
You both should look for a way to settle your differences, if you love each other.
Family dey so f..King disfunctional this days
Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by tunderoc(m): 1:13pm On May 04, 2020
cool
Lexusgs430:



Haba Oga, i dare not say such...... �
Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by tunderoc(m): 12:32pm On May 04, 2020
No be u talk say na d smell of d mother kpekus scatter her head, con make her dey put nose for dustbin grin grin
Lexusgs430:



Oga, i no no where you carry your thought process go o...... cheesy

We need to wash your mind in izal.... wink
Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by tunderoc(m): 12:22pm On May 04, 2020
Ah bros see where u reason go nah grin grin grin grin grin[color=#990000][/color]
Lexusgs430:
If she had a natural birth, probably her mother's kitty smell, started this obsession...... wink

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Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by tunderoc(m): 6:20am On Apr 28, 2020
She's a big time cheat blimme, see better believe it 98% of married women cheat but they've so perfected their act that you will never catch them. There's this lady I dated years ago with plans of marriage, then one day went into the bathroom and her phone. I checked who's calling and it displayed B, so I decided to ring her too and I am saved as D. And this is one super cool lady who's ever so decent at least from outsiders view. I just stylishly walked away from the relationship. Years after she got married, so do I. Then she connected with me of FB that she's in my city and would love to hook up with me. Na so I stylishly told my darling ABCD girl I was stuck up at a site and wouldn't come to the city for a week O. So as to avoid trouble.
OP your wife is a cheat and will always be a cheat
Family / Re: Sunday Giveaway - Season 1.0 by tunderoc(m): 8:39pm On Apr 26, 2020
Biko! Shey I never late so. Someone should please help me with small cash to see myself and family thru this critical time. Shame self dey catch me doing this. If you're able to help, please ask me to drop my acct. Thanks in addy
Politics / Re: Lockdown: Makinde To Relax Curfew, Secretariat Reopens On Monday by tunderoc(m): 8:51am On Apr 26, 2020
I don't know where to stand in this instance, but then the cases in Oyo is under reported, there was this case of a patient that was discovered to be covid-19 positive on Friday whilst being operated on at UCH, they had to sterilize the whole theatre and personnel. A lady whom I know who was to be next in theatre couldn't be operated on, because they had to stop all operations. The said lady died and is now in the movie "a newly married lady".
Why am I saying this "I think we are playing with fire in Oyo, with this move as I believe the cases are under reported and the government is not being sincere.
I am not in support of total lockdown, but the way we move and do our thing in Ibadan ehn, should this get out of hand we won't be able to manage it.
Family / Re: My Experience: How Can Couples Sustain Their Love Even In Old Age? by tunderoc(m): 9:17pm On Apr 24, 2020
Tho we don't do it in presence of the kids or outside our home but then it's part of marriage, na part of wetin dey make am sweet be that, coz there are times the shouting match na em go reset and reformat our head.
Even if you marry your friend ehn there will still be moments like that, when you just about on the flimsy stuffs and then act like clowns and laugh over the silliness

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Food / Re: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by tunderoc(m): 11:58am On Apr 24, 2020
Use your glasses na, na bullets dey him belt no be jazz cool
IamgratefulLord:
See one of the hunters ( This one with blue shirt) with jazz cowries band on his waist. Lol cheesy
So dem dey use jazz for hunting?? cheesy
The only animal I can eat there is the bush pig!
Politics / Re: Geoffrey Onyeama: Abba Kyari Was My Best Man At My Wedding by tunderoc(m): 5:53pm On Apr 19, 2020
Na padipadi dem dey take share things for naija o
Family / Re: We Confessed To Each Other, Should I Be Worried? by tunderoc(m): 3:11am On Apr 13, 2020
Marriage at this latter time is do overrated. We all cheat, men o, women o and this is so because human need will remain insatiable. The Mo you start deleting text and chats believe me you've passed your first class in cheating with first grade. Next will be scheduled calls "we can only talk at so so time" then the final class will be "yes we can see, but nothing oh"
Family / Re: Loan Available At Low Interest Rate by tunderoc(m): 9:17pm On Apr 09, 2020
Nairalanders make una shine una eyes oh, this is another scam loading. Before someone will run here with stories that touch.
Politics / Re: This Is How Food Items Are Distributed In Rwanda - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by tunderoc(m): 3:53pm On Apr 08, 2020
To you ehn Rwanda na ordinary ehn? See they're a nation that learnt the hard way and after the genocide they decided it's time to build a great nation, as they're very much on course to becoming a true giant in Africa by 2030,not like a nation that perpetrated genocide against a section and those perpetrators and their kids still rule supreme and looting our Commonwealth with reckless abandon. God bless Pres. Paul kagame
OlawaleBammie:
U mean single portion for a whole town or single family??

Abi wait, is it for single person like we baselo



Dis is too much na, abi na Nigeria effect dey afect me ni

Wait!! See two two gallons of g/nut oyel sef

Ordinary Rwanda,



Baba God wetin i use offend You naa embarassed embarassed embarassed

And Finland dey der oo. Ok sha, You understand better But me a no understand oo.

Modified: Wait!! No b one one bag of rice a dey see soo??

In my corntree we no see ordinary tin tomato na, inshort, our akantant general sef contain dey burn lowolowo.

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