₦airaland Forum

BlackBerry really messed up by not upgrading, they owned the market before iPhone took over and then android OS too began emerging. Who else remembers symbian OS too

Here's a Football Rebus, can you solve it👀
https://x.com/i/status/2086164360104423677

My uncle sent his son to learn tailoring last year.

The boy had always complained that there were no jobs, so my uncle decided to let him acquire a skill.

He paid for the apprenticeship, bought him a sewing machine and was sending him 15k every month for transport and feeding.

https://x.com/i/status/2086326103765848279

The issue they'll even act like you're the evil one. How can you be smelling like rotten meat and you want me to continue sex with you... Many men are cheating today because their partner smells horribly. Day I stopped with my ex I stylishly inserted a finger and put it close to her nose, she didn't even flinch and Kuntus dey gba like pit laterine. So I knew it was intentional 🤮🤮🤮

If not poverty and how bad our nation is, we shouldn't even be debating this in big 2026 🤮

There's a video trending of a little girl debating "Garri vs Rice" and people are cheering her on 😰🤮

In 2026. A teacher sat down and came up with this.

We used to argue which profession was better, only to grow up and realize every profession matters. Now our biggest debate… pic.twitter.com/Q0DbrFC3oF

— Mr. Rekindled of AFC (@be_rekindled) July 27, 2026

Person go jam this one now begin reason say I bagged a beautiful girl... This one na proper thief

This is a blessing in disguise o, Nwabali is not a goalkeeper abeg. Let other keepers shine too. We still need to work on our goalkeeping department. After the departure of Enyeama and Carl Ikeme, it hasn't been the same

dominique:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/12/29/afcon-super-eagles-suffer-major-blow-as-chelle-confirms-knee-ankle-injuries/

Final day result
Nigeria 1 vs 2 Benin
South Africa 1 vs 0 Rwanda

Benin our west African brothers qualifies so those Xenophobes don't drag us

People wey wan go world cup not fit score against Lesotho 🤣🤣🤣. True true we nor deserve to go, shey na like this we go play against Uruguay or Chile 🥱

Make Lesotho score 1 make everywhere calm, because we nor even deserve to go world cup self. The coach plus all the players are all madt

God just saved you from the hangman's noose. That's not a marriage you wanted to enter into, it was a trap

jmoore:
https://www.facebook.com/100071450056350/posts/pfbid08MSo7iCYAXR8b6gvpL3iR1UXYkFZBia23sHekfA8SigKnTXYLMZV4PnmAug6QmP4l/?app=fbl

World cup dream over for the super clowns

Southy una do well... Make we rest till the 2030 qualifiers cycle again, and like I stated on one thread even 2030 we ain't going to the world cup too

Arrh Timmyfreaky of the freaky money that year. Omo truly all that glitters is not gold

Swears we do not deserve to go to the WC, we are not a serious nation.

One tribe is noticeably missing on the list as they're busy with what they knows best "BANDITRY". May God put to shame the clowns who believed they own Nigeria and can do and undo. My only take is TO YOUR TENTS ⛺ O ISREAL

The Bat no wear glasses and 8 cap. He too like cassava and agbado

OMOJOHN001:
So Guy's this Bat was killed this morning, while trying to EAT my AGBADO AND CASSAVA inside the farm I LABOUR to plant.

I am getting to dislike anything related to BAT

Clearly this is from the other parties APC/PDP coz it seem Mr. Oni is popular with the grassroot and every government worker seem to be happy the man is coming back. But wetin I know self

Yes the government should give them "the federal ministry of Bandits, Miyetti Allah and Terrorist affairs" with the head office in Sambisa forest. E no go better for Britain and everyone associated with merging sane and insane people together in the name of Nigeria

Janny Zikwase that made blunder at AFCON the Tunisia vs Mali game... How did he get picked no be the heat of Qatar go kill am or he blows final whistle at 70 mins... CAF nominated this shit to FIFA

Going by the comments here, all I see here are a people divided by ethnicity, a nation in war against herself. Was there even a country? NO.. Instead of the south forging a formidable and united front to right all the wrong that the likes of Awo and Zik made. We are here even making things far worse. Laslas sha we go get sense

Make Akpeyi no sha near post

Celebrating Ladi Kwali
March 16, 2022
Today’s Doodle celebrates the life of Nigerian educator, ceramicist, glassworker, and potter Ladi Kwali, who helped introduce the international community to the beauty of Nigerian art through intricately decorated earthenware designs. On this day in 2017, an exhibition of Ladi Kwali’s work at the Skoto Gallery in New York opened.

Ladi Dosei Kwali was born around 1925 to a family of potters in Kwali, Abuja, Nigeria. Her aunt taught her the coil and pinch methods of pottery during her childhood, which Kwali later refined into her own style as she fabricated everyday containers ornamented with animal iconography. Local aristocrats soon showcased her masterful work as home decorations, and it was in a royal palace that Michael Cardew—the founder of Abuja’s first potter training facility—discovered her talent in 1950.

In 1954, Kwali joined the Abuja Pottery Center, where she made history as the first Nigerian woman to train in advanced pottery techniques. She fused her traditional style with these innovative methods to craft a hybrid collection of pottery stylized with zoomorphic illustration. Kwali continued to break the mold into the 60s with exhibitions across Europe and the Americas, achieving international acclaim.

Later in her career, Kwali shared the secrets of her craft with the local community as a university lecturer. She received a doctorate from Ahmadu Bello University in 1977 and the Nigerian National Order of Merit Award in 1980, which is among the nation’s most distinguished academic awards, in honor of her contributions. Kwali is remembered today with each exchange of Nigeria’s twenty Naira note, the first and only Nigerian currency to feature a woman.

Here’s to you, Ladi Kwali! Thanks for putting your unique spin on a traditional craft and sculpting a place for future generations of women artisans

Felix Na wizard,
Felix Na wizard
Abi Na he use oh I say Na real wizard.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas and so on Na my own versin

Enjoyment chairman

The only reason I can join is because of the southerners living up north... If Na the north make Dem nurse the shit they created

Na ghost na ���

Nbotee:
Why is Ojukwu's head transparent?

If them begin use this one own for MeMe E go begin cry foul, he just look like dibia wey just consult come knack Kaikai join

cyojunior1:
I had no option than to faint ...

So Maduka no even come 5th after Alexreport give am online certificate of return na make he begin govern from online remain now

Hope someone will not shift pata after the party sha

It's wrong to swear OK but then you saying your wife can't cheat, oga abeg shift that she doesn't look like someone who can cheat doesn't mean she's not getting laid o. Some married women can cheat for Africa and na dem go accuse you passquote author=Afodot0022 post=106945464]Good day my fellow nairalanders. Pls pardon my typo errors and will just make this brief as i can. I need your inputs in this scenerio that is giving me some sort of concern.

I have been married for close to five years now and have two kids to it. My marriage to my wife has been ups and down but have always tried my best to be a responsible husband and also father. I ensure I take care of my home financially to my capabilities.

My wife happens to be a good wife though with her own flaws as she is not perfect. She always has the notion that am cheating on her and have a side chick. But to be honest to you guys, i have never had sex with any other woman except my wife ever since i married her. Though at times the temptation might come to catch some flings out there but will later decline such thought and abort any action have made to do it on the long run.. At times my wife will read chats I do have with some random girls and have the notion that am cheating. I know i have been wrong in this but attimes a man will want to be a man but as i said earlier, have never had sex with those girls. Just random chats that all and it doesnt go further or lead anywhere.

So it happened that me and my wife had a very serious misunderstanding recently that resulted to verbal abuse and also almost physical violence from the two of us. The last time i intended to have sex with my wife, she denied me and this had been in my mind and got me so angry towards her. So it happend that she needed my help for something and did not help, she started shouting and nagging and this got me angry and i almost hit her but i didn't. During those heated moment she started saying things about my cheating and so on. She said if am not cheating that i should swear with bible but i refuse to swear that night. Upon the following day i decided to even swear with bible that i have never had sex with any woman ever sinced i married her. I know i was innocent and i truely swear that very day to make her change her mindset and perception about me.

After the swear, something happened that makes me confused till this very day, I ask my wife to also use the Bible to swear that she had not cheated or slept with any man ever since she got married to me. Could you imagine that despite all my efforts to make my wife to swear using the bible, she refused bluntly that she will never do such. I asked her why but she insisted she is not going to swear.

This got me concerned and was asking myself why is this woman refusing to do this if truely she is innocent and doesnt have any skeleton in her compound. Her excuse was that she cant use the world of God to swear but mind you she is the one that prompted me to do such at first. I even seized her phone that if she doesnt swear i wont return the phone to her but despite my threat, my wife didn't not.

This lasted for hours and I later gave up on the quest. Ever since then have not being myself and have been thinking alot. My wife doesnt look like someone that can cheat on me cos have not seen any traces as such but with this her action, its making me to have a rethink about her.

Pls house i dont know what step to take as i need your mature advice on way forward on this issues troubling me. Every input will be well appreciated especially from married and experienced people.[/quote]