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Politics / Re: Emulate "True Democrat Buhari", APC Tells U.S Politicians by tunderoc(m): 5:59pm On Jan 09, 2021
True democrat LOLs.. no word coz d internet never forgets

Religion / Re: Prophet Wale Olagunju 2021 Prophecies: Buhari Terminally Sick, Coup If.... by tunderoc(m): 9:41am On Jan 04, 2021
Na so so politics una dey see. Nothing special here, typical guess work. Waiting for pastor wey go see if working boys go cashout this year
Religion / Re: What Is The Role Of Santa Claus In Christianity And Christmas? by tunderoc(m): 10:04am On Dec 20, 2020
Non whatsoever, it all originated from Netherlands or so. Celebrating the venerated Saint Nicholas (Saint niklaas "Santa Claus) Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, seamen, repentant thieves prostitutes and the likes. He was said to be a generous bishop who secretly sent out gifts and save many from death. So it's not biblical or related to us as Christians
Politics / Re: Zabarmari Massacre: 38 More Corpses Recovered On Monday - Sahara Reporters by tunderoc(m): 9:24am On Dec 01, 2020
I just pity southerners who were forcefully dragged into been in same country with the 9th century North. Can any good thing come out of a cursed land.

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Politics / Re: Lekki Shootings: ‘We Stand By Our Report’, CNN Reacts To FG's Sanction Threat by tunderoc(m): 7:05pm On Nov 19, 2020
CNN get time sha... Lying Mohammed no be human being na monster

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Business / Re: Otedola Buys 3 Ferrari Portofino For His 3 Daughters - DJ Cuppy, Temi, Tolani by tunderoc(m): 11:42am On Sep 16, 2020
336 milli on whipz, money is good o... Chai God help us wey dey corner here

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Sports / Re: BBNaija's Erica Vs Siasia Super Eagles: Is The Labour Of Our Heroes Now In Vain? by tunderoc(m): 2:07pm On Sep 08, 2020
So within 48 hours they raised 8 million naira for a rubbish cause, chai this life no balance at all
Family / Re: I Can Create Any Ritual For You To Help You Deal With Any Problems. by tunderoc(m): 10:15am On Sep 08, 2020
He noh even reply, my sister no be that kind ritual 4 make sense most. grin grin grin grin
Klass99:


Lol grin this is madness.

I fell off my chair laughing at this.
Politics / Re: US DOJ Says Kingsley Kuku Used Stolen Billions From Amnesty To Fund Air Peace by tunderoc(m): 8:02pm On Sep 07, 2020
US DOJ should shut the f..up already.. even if the funds were stolen it's clear it was put to good use for the good of humanity. Airpeace remains one of the best thing to come out of West Africa and they're already seen this as a competition.

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Family / Re: I Can Create Any Ritual For You To Help You Deal With Any Problems. by tunderoc(m): 4:18pm On Sep 07, 2020
See you get ritual wey go make CBN mistakenly credit me 2 billion naira and forget am for my account. shocked cool cool cool
Family / Re: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating. Should I Confront Her? by tunderoc(m): 6:28am On Sep 04, 2020
Na wah o, bro she's prolly cheating on you.. but try talking to her first, be calm and chose your words wisely, make her feel special and sweet word her. Yes she will deny the fact that she's cheating but if you're calm enough you will notice the guilt in her eyes and the contortion of her mouth with no words coming out.
Any man who can sweet talk and a make a woman feel special can kpansh any woman, this days woman cheat better than men without feeling remorse. So I advise if you can't take the heat better take a walk coz she will still cheat. It may not even be because of money or fancy stuffs but because she felt you're not being affectionate enough.
But how will a hustling man with 2 kids, wife, parents and siblings still be fully affectionate like those days when it's all just began plus with the state of things in this country

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Business / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Leaves Cubana Group, Opens His Own Bar, De Angels by tunderoc(m): 4:07pm On Sep 03, 2020
U dey mind them, any small thing for Instagram bloggers geng don see news
Munachisom95:
Poor blogger, De angels has been there from time immemorial. owned by his wife.

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Business / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Leaves Cubana Group, Opens His Own Bar, De Angels by tunderoc(m): 4:06pm On Sep 03, 2020
Awon bloggers geng, De Angels bar don dey since like 2 years plus... No be say him just launch am
Family / Re: Help My Drunk Dad Before He Kills Himself..!!! by tunderoc(m): 10:22am On Sep 03, 2020
Find a way to talk to him and consider the option of checking him into rehab plus never underestimate the power of prayers... Since you say it runs in the family..bro it's a generational curse or convenant which need to be broken. Before you can say nay even you may start abusing alcohol.
Sports / Re: Messi Has Reached A Final Agreement With City Football Group, To Join Man City by tunderoc(m): 9:12pm On Sep 01, 2020
City's ticket sales alone after the pandemic era will surprise you, not to talk of sponsorship and endorsement deals. Do you think they just woke up and put 700 mulla on something valueless.. think again man
Fulks217:
City will later regret it when they go bankrupt

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Sports / Re: Lewandowski Wins German Player Of The Year Award by tunderoc(m): 5:28pm On Aug 30, 2020
Let's all help Lewangoalski win the Ballon D'Or sign so they rescind their decisions to cancel the award this year
SIGN THE PETITION NOW:
http://chng.it/q9KrSnN4bh
Politics / Re: Idia Ize-iyamu Campaigns At Oregbeni Market by tunderoc(m): 4:29pm On Aug 27, 2020
There's a timeframe for electioneering campaign, Edo's election holds Sept 19 so they're in the window time for campaign, Ondo's election won't hold till October so they can't campaign, even if they have to do it, the. It will underground kinda campaign. Don't always rush to post something you aren't � clear on biko
Mraphel:
Have observed Edo politicians are campaigning unlike Ondo politicians.

Aketi and Jegede only relying on thugs in Ondo and this will only make APC and Aketi loose in Ondo

Edo politics best Ondo by far
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Lyon vs Bayern Munich: UCL (0 - 3) On 19th August 2020 by tunderoc(m): 10:25pm On Aug 19, 2020
Lyon try abeg, no be one team dem waya 8-2 grin grin grin and to say na City enter semi ehn na like 12-1 dem go waya dem. Lewangoalski I salute U but make una allow PSG self hold this cup dis season

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Politics / Re: Tribunal Verdict: Bayelsans Hit The Street In Jubilation [Photos] by tunderoc(m): 4:11pm On Aug 17, 2020
I tell you, this life no balance. See person mama. Laslas she go carry 2k go house. Poverty na bastard
SoftP:
Somebody’s mother ,


This life nor balance

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by tunderoc(m): 9:48pm On Aug 14, 2020
GOAT to score the last goal grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by tunderoc(m): 9:44pm On Aug 14, 2020
Barcelona can still win this match cheesy grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by tunderoc(m): 9:25pm On Aug 14, 2020
No worry Barcelona to win 10-7 cool cool cool grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by tunderoc(m): 8:59pm On Aug 14, 2020
Barcelona to win 10-7 grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Gani Audu In Certificate Forgery Case - ADP Accuses Ize-Iyamu’s Running Mate by tunderoc(m): 10:08am On Aug 10, 2020
I don't believe APC can make same mistake that cost them their victory in Bayelsa state. If this happens ehn then APC is a cursed party. Abi does it mean they can't produce good and credible candidates

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Family / Re: SOLD by tunderoc(m): 8:03pm On Aug 08, 2020
Akure made LED grin grin grin grin
gentlestdude:
I'm selling this TV bought a month ago at a giveaway price of 40,000. Offer ends tomorrow Sunday 6pm. Location is ondo state

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Family / Re: Starved Wife! I Am Tired! Please Help With Solution To PE. by tunderoc(m): 3:26pm On Aug 07, 2020
It's more of a psychological issue then, the issue is 1 he has always been a porn addict and you both were enjoying it at some point, 2. If I get U correctly he use drug has stimulant. 3 he's not into pre-intimacy... To tackle this you guys need to sit down and discuss things, he needs to detoxify his body( Stay off drugs and drink tons of water and natural fruit juice). Spice up things and let him know he needs to go down on you and vice versa. Just up your bed games but not with drugs or stuff. Another option is get delay spray for him, it actually works too.
FinewineNg:


Yes, he has always been a lover of porn.

We used to have a healthy sexual life and when such happened in the past, he got drugs himself which he used and they worked. But this time, he just doesn't want to make efforts to find solution.

Thanks for the suggestion on the fruits. I will be getting them.
No, I don't deny him sex at night or anytime.
Another thing is the lack of pre-intimacy. That is what I enjoy most and that is what he says its too much work.
Family / Re: Starved Wife! I Am Tired! Please Help With Solution To PE. by tunderoc(m): 5:50am On Aug 07, 2020
Has he always been a porn addict or masturbator? Do you think maybe at some point he was depressed or something bothered him so much that he spent a lot of time alone? Finally what has always been your mood to his midnight request for your attention before things got to this stage.
Since you still share a bed and you do notice him masturbating I will suggest the next time before he could say Jack get your mouth on the D and tell him it's yours you've been missing it and so need him, suck the living day outta him, get dirty with him why making him realise how much you miss his hard thrusting and strokes. Then don't forget the fruits mention above in the thread. You can add tiger nuts and coconut to it and blend into smoothie for him at night. Come back to thank us o
Family / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by tunderoc(m): 6:58pm On Jul 22, 2020
I hear U ehn bug ahdon post this one, if U noh get wetin to post comot d thread na, just wan sample opinion of nairalander on this n no be only U be nairalander grin grin grin grin grin
Birdeyeview:

Then no they carry this kind matter come nairaland
Family / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by tunderoc(m): 6:39pm On Jul 22, 2020
I don move Tay Tay na. I'm married with kids now. Which yeye cousin bros wey we gather dey. Talk another thing biko
Birdeyeview:
Better mind your business, move on with your life and don't judge her based on what you see and your assumptions.
You know weda the guy na her cousin or relative
Family / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation by tunderoc(m): 6:38pm On Jul 22, 2020
I tell u bros, so women ehn noh be here
yomi007k:
Op...you need to do Thanksgiving.


Chineke. I am happy for you oo....Wow.

If na me, I wilk just be happy that I dodged the bullet.

Thanks be to God.
Family / What Will You Do In This Situation by tunderoc(m): 5:49pm On Jul 22, 2020
So I went out to chill will friends at this hotel just about 4 streets away from my house. While we were there downing beer, there's this area bros that we bought beer for and we were discussing politics, football and just about every topic we could but then we noticed he has been drinking just 2 bottles after like 3 hours, so we were bros na wetin happen. He was like I don't like beer I prefer woman to beer. We laughed over it, then minutes later he was like let me call Yinka, I initially read no meaning to it until my ex who got married earlier this this year walked into the hotel and straight she went into the slaughter room. She just bone like say she noh Sabi me. While I am sharing is this is a babe I almost marry o, so I am thinking what if I had married this girl and months after I found out she still smashing her pumpkins out. More reason is her husband house is just like 10 houses away from the hotel, she didn't even reason her husband folks could see her.
Guy what will you do, if you were sitting with friends and some random guy just walks in with your wife and then straight to the slaughter slab

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