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Family › Re: I Slept With My Landlord During Lockdown — Wife Confesses by tunderoc(m): 9:07am On May 06, 2020
Post it here, set awon upcoming bloggers grin
Family › Re: My Wife Betrayed My Trust by tunderoc(m): 7:37am On May 05, 2020
@OP bet you know what karma is right? You prolly been digging someone's wife and you believe no one will drill yours. 2. There's nothing like trusting your partner 100%, doing so will only bring U heartache when u find out she's bonking your jobless neighbour & it goes both ways. 3. Adultery always brings down a family.
You both should look for a way to settle your differences, if you love each other.
Family dey so f..King disfunctional this days
Family › Re: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by tunderoc(m): 1:13pm On May 04, 2020
cool
Lexusgs430:
Haba Oga, i dare not say such...... �
Family › Re: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by tunderoc(m): 12:32pm On May 04, 2020
No be u talk say na d smell of d mother kpekus scatter her head, con make her dey put nose for dustbin grin grin
Lexusgs430:
Oga, i no no where you carry your thought process go o...... cheesy

We need to wash your mind in izal.... wink
Family › Re: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by tunderoc(m): 12:22pm On May 04, 2020
Ah bros see where u reason go nah grin grin grin grin grin[color=#990000][/color]
Lexusgs430:
If she had a natural birth, probably her mother's kitty smell, started this obsession...... wink
Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by tunderoc(m): 6:20am On Apr 28, 2020
She's a big time cheat blimme, see better believe it 98% of married women cheat but they've so perfected their act that you will never catch them. There's this lady I dated years ago with plans of marriage, then one day went into the bathroom and her phone. I checked who's calling and it displayed B, so I decided to ring her too and I am saved as D. And this is one super cool lady who's ever so decent at least from outsiders view. I just stylishly walked away from the relationship. Years after she got married, so do I. Then she connected with me of FB that she's in my city and would love to hook up with me. Na so I stylishly told my darling ABCD girl I was stuck up at a site and wouldn't come to the city for a week O. So as to avoid trouble.
OP your wife is a cheat and will always be a cheat
Family › Re: Sunday Giveaway - Season 1.0 by tunderoc(m): 8:39pm On Apr 26, 2020
Biko! Shey I never late so. Someone should please help me with small cash to see myself and family thru this critical time. Shame self dey catch me doing this. If you're able to help, please ask me to drop my acct. Thanks in addy
Politics › Re: Lockdown: Makinde To Relax Curfew, Secretariat Reopens On Monday by tunderoc(m): 8:51am On Apr 26, 2020
I don't know where to stand in this instance, but then the cases in Oyo is under reported, there was this case of a patient that was discovered to be covid-19 positive on Friday whilst being operated on at UCH, they had to sterilize the whole theatre and personnel. A lady whom I know who was to be next in theatre couldn't be operated on, because they had to stop all operations. The said lady died and is now in the movie "a newly married lady".
Why am I saying this "I think we are playing with fire in Oyo, with this move as I believe the cases are under reported and the government is not being sincere.
I am not in support of total lockdown, but the way we move and do our thing in Ibadan ehn, should this get out of hand we won't be able to manage it.
Family › Re: My Experience: How Can Couples Sustain Their Love Even In Old Age? by tunderoc(m): 9:17pm On Apr 24, 2020
Tho we don't do it in presence of the kids or outside our home but then it's part of marriage, na part of wetin dey make am sweet be that, coz there are times the shouting match na em go reset and reformat our head.
Even if you marry your friend ehn there will still be moments like that, when you just about on the flimsy stuffs and then act like clowns and laugh over the silliness
Food › Re: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by tunderoc(m): 11:58am On Apr 24, 2020
Use your glasses na, na bullets dey him belt no be jazz cool
IamgratefulLord:
See one of the hunters ( This one with blue shirt) with jazz cowries band on his waist. Lol cheesy
So dem dey use jazz for hunting?? cheesy
The only animal I can eat there is the bush pig!
Politics › Re: Geoffrey Onyeama: Abba Kyari Was My Best Man At My Wedding by tunderoc(m): 5:53pm On Apr 19, 2020
Na padipadi dem dey take share things for naija o
Family › Re: We Confessed To Each Other, Should I Be Worried? by tunderoc(m): 3:11am On Apr 13, 2020
Marriage at this latter time is do overrated. We all cheat, men o, women o and this is so because human need will remain insatiable. The Mo you start deleting text and chats believe me you've passed your first class in cheating with first grade. Next will be scheduled calls "we can only talk at so so time" then the final class will be "yes we can see, but nothing oh"
Family › Re: Loan Available At Low Interest Rate by tunderoc(m): 9:17pm On Apr 09, 2020
Nairalanders make una shine una eyes oh, this is another scam loading. Before someone will run here with stories that touch.
Politics › Re: This Is How Food Items Are Distributed In Rwanda - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by tunderoc(m): 3:53pm On Apr 08, 2020
To you ehn Rwanda na ordinary ehn? See they're a nation that learnt the hard way and after the genocide they decided it's time to build a great nation, as they're very much on course to becoming a true giant in Africa by 2030,not like a nation that perpetrated genocide against a section and those perpetrators and their kids still rule supreme and looting our Commonwealth with reckless abandon. God bless Pres. Paul kagame
OlawaleBammie:
U mean single portion for a whole town or single family??

Abi wait, is it for single person like we baselohuh



Dis is too much na, abi na Nigeria effect dey afect me nihuh

Wait!! See two two gallons of g/nut oyel sefhuh

Ordinary Rwanda,



Baba God wetin i use offend You naa embarassed embarassed embarassed

And Finland dey der oo. Ok sha, You understand better But me a no understand oo.

Modified: Wait!! No b one one bag of rice a dey see soo??

In my corntree we no see ordinary tin tomato na, inshort, our akantant general sef contain dey burn lowolowo.
Food › Re: The Animals Boys Caught After Morning Training (Photos) by tunderoc(m): 3:36pm On Apr 08, 2020
Hunger will still drive some to eat sacrifice one day, what we fail to note is the fact that this animals falls sick too and carry different virus that can be transferred to human

Nairaland General › Re: The Long, Green Snake I Killed In My Site (Photos) by tunderoc(m): 12:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
That's no garden snake folks, that's a boomslang even if na garden snake kill am first before checking d name biko
Family › Re: Rechargeable Fan That Blows Like A.C Cheap And Affordable by tunderoc(m): 5:51am On Mar 18, 2020
My opinion, but yes Andrakk remains the best rechargeable fan in the market bought one 7 years ago, still works fine. Bought other products for other rooms when I couldn't get Andrakk, it all got spoilt within a year
Health › CORONAVIRUS: Did Dean Koontz Predict "Coronavirus" In His 1981 Novel by tunderoc(op): 7:14am On Mar 14, 2020
Came across this while reading on the now global epidemic ravaging the world "Coronavirus". Did this author predicted the virus or it's a coincidence that he speculated that Wuhan-400 originated from Wuhan China and this current Covid-19 actually originated from China too.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/13/us/dean-koontz-novel-coronavirus-debunk-trnd/index.html

Family › Re: I Am In Serious Trouble,what Should I Do by tunderoc(m): 7:47am On Mar 04, 2020
Marriage na scam aswear, we all just want to be married for the sake of not been stigmatized. I can boldly say we all cheat... In our head and all, it's just Bleep Bleep and more Bleep. Just imagine her describing him and tagging the Bleep hot. Goes on to show she didn't regret it. She's only afraid coz of the blackmail.
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Primate Rufus Okikiola Ositelu Predicted China Disease by tunderoc(m): 8:59am On Mar 01, 2020
Laffin in Greek, what in the of amadioha is this again. He see am Shey n told ya sheeples but una forbid pray to avert it ehn. Religion is the bane of Africa's backwardness. Make una continue
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound (Pictured) by tunderoc(m): 5:59pm On Feb 26, 2020
Wetin this one dey talk twig snake is one of the most venomous snakes ever,one bite will cause hemorrhagic bleeding and ultimately death.
hackeen:
Oh my God, what have you done? This is a rare specie of vine snake..most of them are harmless to human.. sad
Family › Re: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by tunderoc(m): 6:38am On Feb 18, 2020
Madam I don't know if this is actually true but then there's no error in trying and having faith ok. A pastor once said There's some verse in Leviticus that states that "laying with your partner somedays after your period will automatically result in having male child. Besides I don't know what our obsession with male child is Sha.
Politics › Re: Protesters Attack Douye Diri's House, Destroy Property by tunderoc(m): 3:43pm On Feb 14, 2020
No be APC deputy Governor candidate house una suppose burn abi na PDP curse una and una party leaders to goof.. now Bubu go declare state of emergency abi wetin be una plan, why the mayhem being meted out on Bayelsans by the rogues calling themselves APC
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Sacks David Lyon, Orders Diri Duoye To Be Sworn In by tunderoc(m): 3:42pm On Feb 13, 2020
No law in Nigeria then, if we take into context Abubakar Audu and James Faleke joint ticket in Kogi State, after the death of Audu, Faleke should automatically step in but no the law says the candidate with highest number of vote during primary election of the party that presented Audu/Faleke hence the emergence of his excellency Failure Bello. So I'm still not understanding this kwantry
fergie001:
The law says it is a joint ticket.

The Supreme Court has made this pronouncement severally.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Sacks David Lyon, Orders Diri Duoye To Be Sworn In by tunderoc(m): 2:52pm On Feb 13, 2020
Are kidney me lol, this kwantry is a joke.
Family › Re: Wicked Married Man Messed Up My Life And Refuse To Take Responsibility by tunderoc(m): 1:14pm On Feb 03, 2020
She's prolly from Ibadan, that's how we roll. School we noh go go, trade we noh go learn, na only olosho and to run mouth then run away when we don cause wahala we sabi.. grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Amotekun: Gen Adeyinka Writes Tinubu by tunderoc(m): 4:21pm On Jan 23, 2020
Did Gen. Adeyinka Adebayo write this letter from his grave, coz he died in 2017. So why is he writing on AMOTEKUN
Politics › Re: Amotekun Comment: South-West Governors Back Tinubu by tunderoc(m):
Tinubu is a fool "AMOTEKUN" is a regional outfit his foolish call for it to be decentralized will distabilize the outfit and then his Fulani master's can easily note and tackle state government that takes it serious. Abi whatever happens to united we stand? The stupid frog eye drug addict believe he still calls the shots in Yoruba land. AMOTEKUN should remain as it's been structured as a regional security outfit and not some state shit as Tinubu is suggesting period
Politics › Re: Amotekun: South West Governors Say They Won’t Back Down by tunderoc(m): 6:58am On Jan 20, 2020
I will not even talk about hisbah or civilian JTF that are assumed legal in the north but, if they say AMOTEKUN is illegal since only FG is empowered to secure and protect lives, then sinking my own borehole or well and providing my own electricity with generator or solar is illegal since only FG has the right to provide this basic amenities, and finally having a security guard at my home is super illegal since FG should have provided me a police. Awon stupid set of slowpoke, Nigeria is not workable, let's just split from this bloodthirsty cows
Romance › Re: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by tunderoc(m): 1:11pm On Jan 14, 2020
Let he without sin cast the first stone, bro u self no dey kpansh where u at. See let me be frank with you ehn. The world don turn upside down, even married folks ehn, once dem turn their backs like this na to kpansh another person, still come back home come like the marriage na super duper cool. We live in a messed up time blimme

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