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She's a big time cheat blimme, see better believe it 98% of married women cheat but they've so perfected their act that you will never catch them. There's this lady I dated years ago with plans of marriage, then one day went into the bathroom and her phone. I checked who's calling and it displayed B, so I decided to ring her too and I am saved as D. And this is one super cool lady who's ever so decent at least from outsiders view. I just stylishly walked away from the relationship. Years after she got married, so do I. Then she connected with me of FB that she's in my city and would love to hook up with me. Na so I stylishly told my darling ABCD girl I was stuck up at a site and wouldn't come to the city for a week O. So as to avoid trouble.
OP your wife is a cheat and will always be a cheat

Biko! Shey I never late so. Someone should please help me with small cash to see myself and family thru this critical time. Shame self dey catch me doing this. If you're able to help, please ask me to drop my acct. Thanks in addy

I don't know where to stand in this instance, but then the cases in Oyo is under reported, there was this case of a patient that was discovered to be covid-19 positive on Friday whilst being operated on at UCH, they had to sterilize the whole theatre and personnel. A lady whom I know who was to be next in theatre couldn't be operated on, because they had to stop all operations. The said lady died and is now in the movie "a newly married lady".
Why am I saying this "I think we are playing with fire in Oyo, with this move as I believe the cases are under reported and the government is not being sincere.
I am not in support of total lockdown, but the way we move and do our thing in Ibadan ehn, should this get out of hand we won't be able to manage it.

Tho we don't do it in presence of the kids or outside our home but then it's part of marriage, na part of wetin dey make am sweet be that, coz there are times the shouting match na em go reset and reformat our head.
Even if you marry your friend ehn there will still be moments like that, when you just about on the flimsy stuffs and then act like clowns and laugh over the silliness

Use your glasses na, na bullets dey him belt no be jazz

IamgratefulLord:
See one of the hunters ( This one with blue shirt) with jazz cowries band on his waist. Lol
So dem dey use jazz for hunting??
The only animal I can eat there is the bush pig!

Na padipadi dem dey take share things for naija o

Marriage at this latter time is do overrated. We all cheat, men o, women o and this is so because human need will remain insatiable. The Mo you start deleting text and chats believe me you've passed your first class in cheating with first grade. Next will be scheduled calls "we can only talk at so so time" then the final class will be "yes we can see, but nothing oh"

Nairalanders make una shine una eyes oh, this is another scam loading. Before someone will run here with stories that touch.

To you ehn Rwanda na ordinary ehn? See they're a nation that learnt the hard way and after the genocide they decided it's time to build a great nation, as they're very much on course to becoming a true giant in Africa by 2030,not like a nation that perpetrated genocide against a section and those perpetrators and their kids still rule supreme and looting our Commonwealth with reckless abandon. God bless Pres. Paul kagame

OlawaleBammie:
U mean single portion for a whole town or single family??

Abi wait, is it for single person like we baselo



Dis is too much na, abi na Nigeria effect dey afect me ni

Wait!! See two two gallons of g/nut oyel sef

Ordinary Rwanda,



Baba God wetin i use offend You naa

And Finland dey der oo. Ok sha, You understand better But me a no understand oo.

Modified: Wait!! No b one one bag of rice a dey see soo??

In my corntree we no see ordinary tin tomato na, inshort, our akantant general sef contain dey burn lowolowo.

Hunger will still drive some to eat sacrifice one day, what we fail to note is the fact that this animals falls sick too and carry different virus that can be transferred to human

That's no garden snake folks, that's a boomslang even if na garden snake kill am first before checking d name biko

My opinion, but yes Andrakk remains the best rechargeable fan in the market bought one 7 years ago, still works fine. Bought other products for other rooms when I couldn't get Andrakk, it all got spoilt within a year

Came across this while reading on the now global epidemic ravaging the world "Coronavirus". Did this author predicted the virus or it's a coincidence that he speculated that Wuhan-400 originated from Wuhan China and this current Covid-19 actually originated from China too.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/13/us/dean-koontz-novel-coronavirus-debunk-trnd/index.html

Marriage na scam aswear, we all just want to be married for the sake of not been stigmatized. I can boldly say we all cheat... In our head and all, it's just Bleep Bleep and more Bleep. Just imagine her describing him and tagging the Bleep hot. Goes on to show she didn't regret it. She's only afraid coz of the blackmail.

Laffin in Greek, what in the of amadioha is this again. He see am Shey n told ya sheeples but una forbid pray to avert it ehn. Religion is the bane of Africa's backwardness. Make una continue

Wetin this one dey talk twig snake is one of the most venomous snakes ever,one bite will cause hemorrhagic bleeding and ultimately death.

hackeen:
Oh my God, what have you done? This is a rare specie of vine snake..most of them are harmless to human..

Madam I don't know if this is actually true but then there's no error in trying and having faith ok. A pastor once said There's some verse in Leviticus that states that "laying with your partner somedays after your period will automatically result in having male child. Besides I don't know what our obsession with male child is Sha.

No be APC deputy Governor candidate house una suppose burn abi na PDP curse una and una party leaders to goof.. now Bubu go declare state of emergency abi wetin be una plan, why the mayhem being meted out on Bayelsans by the rogues calling themselves APC

No law in Nigeria then, if we take into context Abubakar Audu and James Faleke joint ticket in Kogi State, after the death of Audu, Faleke should automatically step in but no the law says the candidate with highest number of vote during primary election of the party that presented Audu/Faleke hence the emergence of his excellency Failure Bello. So I'm still not understanding this kwantry

fergie001:
The law says it is a joint ticket.

The Supreme Court has made this pronouncement severally.

Are kidney me lol, this kwantry is a joke.

She's prolly from Ibadan, that's how we roll. School we noh go go, trade we noh go learn, na only olosho and to run mouth then run away when we don cause wahala we sabi..

Did Gen. Adeyinka Adebayo write this letter from his grave, coz he died in 2017. So why is he writing on AMOTEKUN

Tinubu is a fool "AMOTEKUN" is a regional outfit his foolish call for it to be decentralized will distabilize the outfit and then his Fulani master's can easily note and tackle state government that takes it serious. Abi whatever happens to united we stand? The stupid frog eye drug addict believe he still calls the shots in Yoruba land. AMOTEKUN should remain as it's been structured as a regional security outfit and not some state shit as Tinubu is suggesting period

I will not even talk about hisbah or civilian JTF that are assumed legal in the north but, if they say AMOTEKUN is illegal since only FG is empowered to secure and protect lives, then sinking my own borehole or well and providing my own electricity with generator or solar is illegal since only FG has the right to provide this basic amenities, and finally having a security guard at my home is super illegal since FG should have provided me a police. Awon stupid set of slowpoke, Nigeria is not workable, let's just split from this bloodthirsty cows

Let he without sin cast the first stone, bro u self no dey kpansh where u at. See let me be frank with you ehn. The world don turn upside down, even married folks ehn, once dem turn their backs like this na to kpansh another person, still come back home come like the marriage na super duper cool. We live in a messed up time blimme

Africa team of the year sef, I was expecting Wilfred Ndidi at least on the list.

For the gift of life, God's mercy, love and for helping me thru my storms this even tho it's a whole messy year. I still choose to thank God for everything

Na Paleh I wan write jare, Jalopy na old car...my dad owns an Isuzu trooper then and my na real o.

vincentjk:
Lols is this real??

Btw what's the meaning of laleh and jalopy?

I arranged with my kid sis, told paleh we were going for a picnic so he allowed us use his jalopy. Dropped my lil sis at her friends then drove to another state to meet a lady I have not seen before (na those days b4 Facebook)... Feeling was mutual and we stated dating, had a break for 2 years, came back together and now 10 years in marriage.

INEC should take note the next general elections should be tagged: Big brother naija Presidential election. I am almost 100% sure our dumbass youths will vote in their numbers. Na make INEC sha get some people to hype d election on social media and then put that BBN EVIL EYE on the ballot boxes una go see say if na Mr. Spells PDP pick na him go win even against a candidate like Charles Soludo or Pat Utomi