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Exmilitant:
As I was stepping out of my compound to get bread for breakfast this morning, I saw two girls, stark naked running towards me. Behind them were a group of young men and women with sticks, stones and machetes hotly pursuing these girls.

The force with which these girls grabbed me begging me to save them eh, where it not for the gate i would have somersaulted and crashed on the ground. The crowd on seeing me mellowed, and started chorusing 'oga those girls na lesbians'. I tactfully dismissed the mob and promised to handle the issue.

I am with them in a pharmacy getting their wounds treated. There is a nagging question I want answers to as I watch these beautiful harmless girls:

Why are Africans vehemently opposed towards these kind of people and LGBTQ people in general? Is religion or culture the reason? What is wrong in loving a person of the same sex? Is it the greatest of evil? Is evil categorized? I need answers to these questions in order to know what decision to make on these girls...

I think the answer is simple. Why not get married to one or rather watch ur siblings practice any of it then the answer u seek u shall find.

Hedonini:
Of course it does. But I don't expect it to make sense to a dumb hoe like you.

Why call her hoe now?na question she ask you.

Simplecity:
No be gender equality dem dey find?..abeg park one side jare...Be stylishly famzin

I park well......no doubt the babe na fine girl but the famzin stylishly nope" if i like her i go write her straight up. I only sey small small call her name.

crackkhaus:
Captain, am I holding her?

Nope but u jst too dey fire her nau. Na woman she be.

crackkhaus:
Okay, it has to be your attitude then.

Thanks for revealing it.

You dream see the babe? Let her be now.

BigBelleControl:
This story is libg but I finished it. Everyone has their own share of the blame. The man needs to check himself if he can still impregnate a woman. The mother-in-law while also trying to prove herself ended up doing that with the wrong person. I feel most for the son-in-law. He was somehow dragged into the whole thing.

Really how did u know who dragged who to it? U deh there?

I pity u nor dey deceive urself.....if she loves u as she is forming to so, she would have waited for u. Bros sense na free before oooh get one.

frank317:
No cheating is bad... Men are a victim of their desires...

Okay, true

Probably u must have done somtn really bad to her while u guys dated and she nvr forgave you. There's always a reason to every decision...

frank317:
Leave ur husband phone, una no go hear, now that u have found out shabi na cry.

I am sorry to say this but and I don't know about the female pusssy. I know that for s dicck one pussy for a long times makes the dicck inactive.

I am not supporting cheating.... But if he makes u happy and performs his husband role very well, just give him a break.

What u don't know will not kill u. Sometimes ignorance is a bliss

In conclusion cheating is good abi??

Jewessgratitude:
Go there with tugs and beat him and the lady to scatter.

Ladies please, any man that tells lies a lot but n relationship should be ditched fos that is how they start. Imagin.. 4 days jutsito be with another woman.

That how some will be lieing that they dont have time or plans to date Nairaland girls but their official name is Mr Slide. Sliding into girls PMs and begging them for a date.
Useless men everywhere.

U nor get chill at all.
Cheating is bad though.

EmpressT:
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Dear Sweetie,
I cannot promise you that the journey you’re about to embark on is going to be easy, but I can promise it’ll be worth it. I don’t know when I’ll meet you, thought I can tell you I’m looking forward to it. Don’t be alarmed if I seem guarded and uninterested, I’m just tired of dealing with guys who can’t handle the love that I have to offer.

I’ve been introduced to all the wrong guys, the ones who let you fall with no intention of catching you, or worse the ones who prove that it’s hard to find someone that’s willing to be loyal to just you. From a young age I’ve known guys that have abused, used and played with my emotions.

I need to tell you a few things before you jump in head on. If you invest your time in me, I’m going to invest mine in you. I’m going to love you with everything I know, and I’m not going to fake it either. My walls are built high, with a moat around it. It’s unfair to you that I automatically judge you to be just like the people of my past, but it’s to protect my heart that so easily clutches onto the idea of love. I'm a kind of woman who loves with every fiber in me and I do it the right way. A lot of guys don’t know how to handle or accept the kind of love I have to offer.

My heart has been broken in the past but it doesn’t mean the right person can’t help mend it. I’m braver because of the heartache, because not only am I willing to take chances on people, I’m willing to give someone else the chance to get the love I think they deserve.

Finding someone who can love me the way I can love them is something I’m looking for and I’m willing to work for the relationship that not only I deserve but that you deserve as well. It’s a partnership, I’m looking to grow and enjoy life’s adventures with. It’s a chance that is terrifying, because I could end up heartbroken again but I’m willing to try and fight for love.

I’ll let you in on my past, because for us to have a future we’ll need to start at the beginning. I’ll reopen the wounds and the pain because I trust you. I'll take you on the good days and the bad. When you’re ready to tell me about your demons, I’ll face them head on with you. I’ll never be quick to judge because I know how it feels and if your past troubles you, I’ll work to help make it a little less troubling.

Our generation has lost sight on love and romance, but I can tell you I’m not that girl. I’m a hopeless romantic that’ll remind you daily that you’re important to me, even in the smallest gestures. As I’m asking you to not take my heart for granted, I promise to never do the same to yours. This isn’t a game of who can break whose heart first and if you open yourself up to me I promise to cherish everything you share, and the memories that we make.

I’m asking you to be patient with me. It’s not going to be an easy task for me opening up to you right away. If you put in the work and the effort, I promise my heart will show you the loyalty you deserve. Once I love you, I’ll love you in ways you never thought imaginable.
All the reasons your past relationships didn’t work out won’t matter to you anymore; I’ll show you what was wrong with those girls and raise your standards to what a real relationship should be like.

I’ll love you with my whole heart, because that’s all I know how to do. I will love you my darling with everything a real woman can do to treat her man right with tenderness. With the help of God, I will treat you sweetly and passionately.

EmpressT hit me lets talk if u don't mind +2347038901729 my whatsapp number.

Adeevah:
Did he die?

OoohLawd

No he didn't he was assassinated so he could live. STUPID QUESTION.

Vortex369:
Well, your last line was a question: What I think?

Are you sure you really want to know what I think?

Since you asked for it, then I have to tell you what I think and the reason for my conclusions.

I think you are stupid, and I am not joking. I think you are one of the stupid husbands who have no idea what Fatherhood means and what being a real man in your home entails and how to be a husband to your own wife.

The reason I think you are stupid, is because at this stage in your Life, when your wife is strugggling real hard to bond with the young kids you still are worried about your silly sex life.

You have failed to be an alpha male, a real man, a true husband, who will cuddle his wife and his children and generate happiness for your wife. What bothers you is sex. Do you have any idea that it is sex that brought those children to this world, and when they come, you now sound as if those kids are inconvenience for your silly sex life. Do you even know how silly it sounds?

My advise is that you grow up. Call your wife and kiss her then apologize for complaining about Sex, and move into your bedroom and nurse those children to reach an age of grace.

It is not you that should be complaining of sex dimwit. If your wife needs sex, then become creative, you can make move in the kitchen, bathroom, toilet, under the bed and even at the BQ for a change.

You must not come here and lament about this nonsense again.

Do we not have real men again in this forum that will chastise these Indomie men?

Take charge of your home and bear all inconveniences. Life is not a place for perfect joy and happiness. Embrace the sorrows and pains.

Hehehehhehe iron lady...i really like the way u gave reasons for ur answer.

And zlatan is there making mouth upandan.....who don big pass person don big pass am.

Houseofglam7:
A man's enemies are indeed members of his own household

That is if u want it to be so. Who does such in this our generation, u gave ur huz to ur cousin as loan isn't it funny. If person even jaz meself i nor go do that kind favour.

What kind of soft mind or good is this one?
Bros u get mind oooh, u used ur hux document to stand as what to ur cousin. Call me wicked my blood brother self, i won't even try it. I can only give u wat i have not stuff like that. I doubt if u can back out as guarantor. U messed up big time. My candid advice is that nvr you stand as guarantor for anybody that tin is bad ooh talking from experience.

So u mean all ur stuffs are calculations?? What course are u currently studying? Even at then, my brother fix ur mind and tell urself u can do it believe you will. To be sincere if i b ur papa u don go school finish b that ooooh.imagine that u're in a school like AAU after all the school, fees, rentage, allowances e.t.c.
I was ones like u running away from calculations, but along the line i have to tell myself that ppl are doing it so i can do it. I used my hand to fill for accounting and behold self determination i did it and discovered that the best tin that can happen is to face ur fears and not run..focus and do it meet coursemates that can help u out. U can do it.

Amstupid:
So, d punna just waste like DAT ehnnn

Wanted to sey somtn but wen i sawbur moniker i weak. E suit u nor b small.

hisexcellency34:
Welcome development. If they refuse, let them shut down the school indefinitely. Why are we so backward looking in this country?

Did u read the full story at all??

Jodha:
Mentally... educationally... spirituality .. the list is endless

Okay ma'

Jodha:
I said financially or otherwise...

By other-wise u mean??

Nothin

Jodha:
I can only invest in the relationship....if the niggur has invested in me...(it might be financially or other wise or both)

Oooh anty if the nigga nor come get fincance to ivest on you nkor??

U're the one getting married now so bro advise urself cos las las na una two go stay hux.

Coded2:
Hmmm I'm so sorry for the Bleep up of the guy but not all men are the same the Yoruba will say enitolori koni fila those who have head didn't have the cap while those who have the cap doesnt have the head such is life irony.

Na true talk papi....life is all about jst b plain chikina

Not all men. Women does same too, truth is u met the wrong person i feel ur pain but life has to go on.......u see that guy live am for God.

Jodha:
Lool...

Yes now help unconditionally.

She's good looking beautiful .all of una wen dey shout up and down bring ur own mke we see.

Jodha:
Oga everyone is not as heartless as yhu are....I said IF he has been good to me...then the least a normal person could do is help him out...

Pls let it be on the record that i won't do this for someone that wouldn't walk a mile for me....

Condition follow ur own nor b small

The boy nor value small, e nor go value big as well....wats there no mttr how small be proud and wear it. Her buying it shows she has u in mind.