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LiteratureRe: Deadly Missions by tunjilomo(m): 12:33pm On Jul 16, 2018
This story make sense. SilverSpoonEnt well done, I have read your other story too. Kudos to you.
LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by tunjilomo(m): 8:54am On Jul 16, 2018
Good thing they sent the drones.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tunjilomo(m): 2:12pm On Jul 15, 2018
Wasiu!
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LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by tunjilomo(m): 9:24am On Jul 14, 2018
I knew Jade will surely be coming. This one that they thinking stealth and surprise though, I hope they find out sooner, how mistaken they are.
LiteratureRe: Kal - A Short Story by tunjilomo(m): 4:45pm On Jul 13, 2018
Abeg Aunty MissWrite, im be like say dis tori don commot for here, how I fit get am.
LiteratureRe: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by tunjilomo(m): 9:00am On Jul 11, 2018
When is the next update?
LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by tunjilomo(m): 3:28pm On Jul 10, 2018
I don't know which of the two parties are in for a really big surprise.
TravelRe: Man And His Four Daughters Die In Car Crash In U.S. (Photos) by tunjilomo(m): 3:34pm On Jul 09, 2018
Ha! Death, see what you have caused, such beauty, undiscovered potentials. You have caused four men to lose their future perfect ribs.
Oh! Death. Now you have taken everything one woman has, such beautiful children, the pride of any parent, I pray for the fortitude for her to bear the loss.
LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by tunjilomo(m): 2:42pm On Jul 09, 2018
Apollux never update. . . I will be coming back.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tunjilomo(m): 6:30pm On Jul 03, 2018
The residents of number 225 katakata street lack faith.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Iceland : World Cup (2 - 0) On 22nd June 2018 by tunjilomo(m): 6:07pm On Jun 22, 2018
Over 2000 guests viewing this topic.
LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by tunjilomo(m): 9:31pm On Jun 19, 2018
I guess we will soon know what hardwire is hiding.'Alpha project just had a hit' have they discovered an alien specie, just wonderful.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tunjilomo(m): 2:59pm On Jun 17, 2018
Irikefe,I pity you.
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LiteratureRe: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by tunjilomo(m): 10:32am On Jun 15, 2018
Who is it? Lemme guess,the second admirer.
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LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tunjilomo(m): 10:30am On Jun 15, 2018
Heh heh,Linda will go and connect with one baba in ijebu ode.Shaku shaku author.
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LiteratureRe: The New Girl by tunjilomo(m): 10:10am On Jun 15, 2018
What is the thing?
LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by tunjilomo(m): 9:16pm On Jun 07, 2018
I can't believe the dude turned to Jade but on a serious note,how did they get in.
LiteratureRe: The New Girl by tunjilomo(m): 9:03pm On Jun 07, 2018
collinometricx:
Na Edwin she go meet
That makes sense,let's see
Christianity EtcRe: Santeria: A Religion From Yoruba Practiced In North Caribbean, USA, Mexico by tunjilomo(m): 11:51am On Jun 07, 2018
One thing I am very sure of is this,if this religion is the one actually practiced in Nigeria,this country will be a better place.Although I will say this,the English were thorough when they destroyed our basic religion.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Simple Goals You Can Still Achieve This Year by tunjilomo(m): 11:29am On Jun 07, 2018
1,2,3,4 where is the 5
LiteratureRe: The New Girl by tunjilomo(m): 11:24am On Jun 07, 2018
Which kind suspense be this now.
LiteratureRe: My Birthday Wish:A Happy Birthday to me (A Short Story) by tunjilomo(op): 6:42am On Jun 07, 2018
Life with no caution and self-preservation,which is my idea of enjoying life,can only be applied when one knows with certainty,one is no longer mortal and have reached the peak of ones life achievements with nothing else to do,like me.

I felt that without someone to share this thrill with,the fun isn't complete,without that feeling of rebellion one feels when going against authorities,there is no fun.I begin to miss other humans,I begin to feel real loneliness coming from the knowledge that I am the only human left,that no one will ever chance upon me,that no one is out there,except me.I begin to wish everyone was back even my family members.

It came like a bright flash of light and I begin to see other humans as an aftereffect of the light.Then I begin to hear the ringing sound of my alarm clock,this time I woke up to the real world and not a dream world,like I have been in all this while.I went to my room's door and opened it,the sight I was greeted with seemed more unrealistic than my recent dream.I had to pinch myself,blink my eyes to be sure I wasn't asleep.

Two of my younger sisters were in front of me,with a wide grin plastered on their faces,they had on their heads,birthday hats,on which was printed in bold the words:Happy Birthday Robert.I try to remember the last time my family members had celebrated my birthday in this style,that was like twelve years ago.Their style all these years had been to prank me,like my birthday was April fool's day.

Both of them took my hands and led me along to the parlour,which had been designed with every birthday prop imaginable.I tried to think of what elaborate prank they have cooked up this time around as they sang the Happy Birthday song.Both of them led me to the table,on which was a beautiful round cake on which was lettered in icing the words:

COTILLION ROBERT @ 25
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY.

There were twenty-five candles circled round on the cake all lit.They stepped back from the table and gestured me to make a wish and blow out the candles.I made my wish that the human race never face extinction,more prosperity to the family and a happy birthday for myself,then blew out the candles.As I did this,the cake blew upon my face,and I knew instantly it was a prank.On a normal day,I would have gone back into my room but now I have made the decision to come out of my self-imposed seclusion.They are not getting away with this,it is time to speak to them in the only language they understood.As they laughed themselves away,I took the remains of the cake and plastered it on the face of the mastermind of the prank,the one who detonated the cake bomb,my elder brother.

As I did this,I saw the shock and surprise on their faces, as none of them ever thought this was going to happen,but their mien was soon replaced with a grin,and another round of laughter began.My brother not being able to take their laughter,took a cookie box and hurled it at me but I was lucky and had ducked as I saw his movements,my cousin on the other side of the table behind me was not so lucky,as the box met him full on the face and the rest they say is history.When the throwing and ducking had died down and everyone was sitting here or there weak with exhaustion,the parlour was a mess,but it was a happy and beautiful birthday for me.

THE END.
LiteratureRe: My Birthday Wish:A Happy Birthday to me (A Short Story) by tunjilomo(op): 9:05pm On Jun 05, 2018
There was a story here before but all that is here is now a new short story,please read and make your comments on the piece.
LiteratureRe: INSATIABLE ~ Story Of A Quiet Yoruba Demon by tunjilomo(m): 8:36pm On Jun 05, 2018
Trouble rests and you tap it,nice one,author.
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CrimeRe: SARS Holds Man At Gunpoint, Forces Him To Withdraw N100k With His ATM by tunjilomo(m): 12:43pm On Jun 05, 2018
Nigeria's problem:corruption everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Awarded Most Outstanding Student In Her Department In Igbinedion by tunjilomo(m): 12:40pm On Jun 05, 2018
I know some people here are of the belief that she didn't study her way to the award i.e. she does not merit it,but what do we know about her,she might just be beauty and brains as she claim to be.
PoliticsRe: Rigging No Longer Possible In Nigeria – INEC Official by tunjilomo(m): 10:08am On Jun 05, 2018
In Nigeria my country,anything and everything is possible but in most cases it is the bad things that usually prevail.
LiteratureRe: The New Girl by tunjilomo(m): 5:35pm On Jun 04, 2018
Asemark:
Una just de read my story yet una no even think to follow me
Everything at the right time,bro.
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious Comment A Nigerian Left After Cardi B Said She Can't See Her Vagina by tunjilomo(m): 1:34pm On Jun 04, 2018
cool
LiteratureRe: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by tunjilomo(m): 6:54pm On Jun 03, 2018
Ok,patiently waiting,nice story though.
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by tunjilomo(m): 4:00pm On Jun 03, 2018
The way this story is chronicled is superb and the introduction of characters is just perfect.
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