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Romance / Re: Evil Spirit And The Game Of Power And Wealth In Crisis by tunjilomo(m): 12:29pm On Jan 08
Na to get the money for hand, na the koko.

One of the things that still pains me is that I never have the money.

Anytime I think of how low Bitcoin was in the corona period ($5000+) I just... shake my head.

Back to reality though.

Na how to get money for malaria drug dey over my mind right now.
Romance / Re: Helping A Man Vs Helping A Woman by tunjilomo(m): 1:56pm On Jan 05
Seun:
If you help a man, he will appreciate it for a long time. If you forget, he will remind you. It is as if he owes you a debt. The guy that helped me to bring back Nairaland in 2014 could do no wrong in my eyes until last year. And even now, you won't catch me saying anything against him.

If you help a woman, she will appreciate it for a short time. 3 days. A week. A month. 3 months. Then it's as if you never helped her. It's history. Your help is like a subscription. Once it expires, you can be ghosted. Unless you renew it. And there are many other subscribers, so stop feeling as if yours was such a big deal. 😭

PS: Please o; I don't do redpill. Women are not ungrateful. They recieve help all the time, which they deserve. I'm just speaking from pain.

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Family / Re: How Can I Do This by tunjilomo(m): 1:14pm On Jan 03
Kobojunkie:
Go ask your papa and mama abeg! undecided

These are questions you ought to present to those that gave birth to you so they can understand where you and respond to your concerns. Strangers on a faceless forum owe you no real answers. The one's who do are the parents who made the decision to bring you into this life. Please contact them and bare your mind to them so you can at least have them share some of that weight you carry. undecided

Does the kobo in your username refer to the Nigerian kobo?
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Call Men Big Head? by tunjilomo(m): 8:46pm On Jan 02
Therock5555:
Because when they call you big head, your head go begin big like balloon.

If you smile, they'll now run their hand on your head like the fool that you are, your smile go increase,

From there biling go follow.


Any girl wey call me big head, the way I'll look at you, you sef go weak and most people that knows me know that nobody touches my head except you're not aware and a strict warning would follow.


I sabi play but don't call me big head or touch my head, it's haram.

πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ’’πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Haramu indeed.
Nairaland / General / Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by tunjilomo(m): 11:10am On Jan 02
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I'm pleased to wish you a Happy New Year!!

2024 will be the year of Nairaland's resurgence. I will face Nairaland squarely like I used to before the discouraging Data Loss Incident of 2014. I will hire more hands to help us to improve Nairaland.

The problems of Nairaland that we should have solved years ago will be solved.

* We will defeat tribalists, trolls, & spammers.
* We will complete our advertising platform.
* We will improve the UI and UX.
* Home page topics will be educative & fresh.
* We will reverse the anti-women trends.

However, I must warn you that things will get worse before they get better. Please stand with us and fight for us as Nairaland faces the tough challenges of 2024, which have already started.

Happy New Year and thanks for using Nairaland!

Seun Osewa,
Nairaland's Founder.

Literature section.
We need a special topic creation mode for books.
A mode where chapters can be easily accessed and be listed in a table of contents.
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Leader, Kim Jong-un To Military: Prepare For Possible War In 2024 by tunjilomo(m): 11:46am On Dec 31, 2023
0Four51Six3One55One Guaranteed Trust b Yusuf Olatunji Thanks. Do this out of the goodness of your hearts. A New Year awaits us all.
Nairaland / General / Re: Don't Enter 2024 With Your Addiction.. by tunjilomo(m): 5:29pm On Dec 28, 2023
I dey try. I dey try. I dey try.


It is no one's responsibility to help me out.

But please help me out with the new year by supporting me with whatever you have.

0Four51Six3One55One
Guaranteed Trust b
Yusuf Olatunji
Thanks.
Do this out of the goodness of your hearts.
A New Year awaits us all.
Education / Re: Bnaira: Former UNILAG's Richest Boy (Then Vs Now Photos) by tunjilomo(m): 5:03pm On Dec 27, 2023
I will stop this. This is the last time I am doing this. This year is the last, so, here it is.


0Four51Six3One55One
Guaranteed Trust b
Yusuf Olatunji

Thanks.

Do this out of the goodness of your hearts.

A New Year awaits us all.
Romance / Re: Fear Who No Fear Women !!!!!! AHHHHHH by tunjilomo(m): 5:16pm On Dec 25, 2023
pansophist:
The guy is an idiot (excuse my french).

I have always maintained that a man should never do distance relationships, because the consequence will in most cases, be negative. He is suffering from his idiocy, since he allowed himself to be played.

Online dating for men is a responsibility without authority, and for woman, a privilege with no accountability. Any man that accepts this unspoken deal deserves anything that comes out of it. A man dating her in the same city wont be a victim.

How can he even dream of marrying a woman he didn't date in real time but online? You dont know her. Its like being locked in a German prison for three years, but you are telling people that you lived in Germany for three years. grin

Because you're in Germany serving your jail sentence doesn't mean you know Germany as someone that lives in it. It's same for a relationship. You don't know her. It's online for God's sake

The price for foolishness is suffering. He is the architect of his own problem. the world is filled with wicked people, and it is your responsibility to not be their victim.

This your analogy of German and German prison no be here oooo. E weak me die.

Good points you have stated, sir. Thank you.
Business / Re: Kogi Man Returns ₦5.85 Million Erroneously Transferred To His Bank Account(pics) by tunjilomo(m): 3:47pm On Dec 25, 2023
dondavinchi:
God knwcsay if na me I go play 2 odds then return d money after winning because I must surely win

Cooooooonfirm man. Na only you talk wetin dey my mind since.

Seven bottles of Origin for you.
Food / Re: See The Chicken My Friend Got For 8k. ( Pics Ins.) by tunjilomo(m): 7:24pm On Dec 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
What happened that made you say so?

It might be because it was fried too deep.
Food / Re: See The Chicken My Friend Got For 8k. ( Pics Ins.) by tunjilomo(m): 5:27pm On Dec 24, 2023
Wic kin oil you come use like this

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Literature / Re: HOW I ESCAPED NDLEA CELL by tunjilomo(m): 9:39pm On Dec 11, 2023
Therock5555
Technology Market / Re: How Much Can I Sell A Infinix Hot 5 Pro (x559c) For? by tunjilomo(m): 6:51pm On Nov 28, 2023
Adewale1603:
This old phones. Tech don move on, people don move on. Who still uses Infinix hot 5 in 2023. No market value for it

😭 Not even an estimate of how much it will go for?
Technology Market / Re: How Much Can I Sell A Infinix Hot 5 Pro (x559c) For? by tunjilomo(m): 4:30pm On Nov 28, 2023
1TrippleCee:
Gift it out and get Heavenly blessings

I just need a price to determine the value of the phone as it is currently. I don't plan to sell it.

Thanks for your advice by the way.
Technology Market / How Much Can I Sell A Infinix Hot 5 Pro (x559c) For? by tunjilomo(m): 4:05pm On Nov 28, 2023
The phone casing is badly scratched.

The camera lens has been lost/broken off.

The screen is filled with some black lines, but this does not affect the viewing of anything on the screen in any way.

The battery is not very good but can still last at least eighteen hours without using any internet service.
Education / Re: Maduka University, Welcomes Pioneer Students For 2023/2024 Academic Journey by tunjilomo(m): 1:53pm On Nov 27, 2023
Congratulations
Romance / Re: Watch Me Buy Sex TΓ²y Online For A Queen [Picture] by tunjilomo(m): 3:48pm On Nov 22, 2023
Oh, it's ILegendd.
cry
Back again.
Any current money making update, sir?
Education / Re: Count the triangles in the picture herein by tunjilomo(m): 2:56pm On May 30, 2023
CodeTemplar:
wrong.
Oops
Romance / Re: Forget Igbo Women This Tribe Is Home To The Most Beautiful Women In Nigeria by tunjilomo(m): 8:15am On May 26, 2023
Sigh
Education / Re: Rare Photos You're Not Allowed To See by tunjilomo(m): 8:14am On May 26, 2023
Ok
Politics / Re: What Nigerian should know about the new Dual-Purpose Debit Card and NIN by tunjilomo(m): 8:14am On May 26, 2023
Ok
Education / Re: UK Universities Disagree With Government’s Ban On Foreign Students’ Families by tunjilomo(m): 8:13am On May 26, 2023
Will the government reverse their decision. Watch out at my siggy.
Politics / Re: Remi And Bola Tinubu In Adorable Photo by tunjilomo(m): 8:11am On May 26, 2023
H. Ok
Phones / Re: A One Million Naira Phone Or A One Million Naira Laptop by tunjilomo(m): 8:10am On May 26, 2023
Lappy na. Even if I no fit use all the spec as I dey. I fit use am guide.
Career / Re: What's Your Fall Back Plan? by tunjilomo(m): 8:29am On May 24, 2023
Assuming, I did have one. I will always exchange a small but reasonable amount of my salary into USD.

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Celebrities / Re: Skit Maker "Lordlamba" Adds A Lamborghini To His Fleet Of Cars by tunjilomo(m): 8:58am On May 17, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

150 million nor be better money

No be better money

or

No be better money?

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Investment / Opensea NFT Scam by tunjilomo(m): 8:41am On May 17, 2023
There is a scam being perpetrated on facebook.

They come as collectors and promise to buy your NFT on opensea, making sky high prices. Then the next thing you know, they begin to mention some nonsense like opening a discord. Inviting Opensea moderator/support to help make a safe deal. The reason not to be flagged for fraudulent transactions.

Please beware!!!

Peace out.

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Education / Re: According To Psychology, There Are Four Types Of Intelligence: by tunjilomo(m): 11:52pm On May 14, 2023
Important! This is the best word that describes the author's writeup.
Visit those links in my signature... πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Izz and it is important.
Investment / The Important Things To Note And Invest On by tunjilomo(m): 9:15pm On May 14, 2023
As per say on this forum, asking people for help don turn begging.

I have decided to be an honest worker.

I am now selling artworks and NFTs.

If you have money you are not using and can't give away. Try investing that money into this NFT, and cashout multiple of this money successfully in the future.

Quickly and shapaly go see my collections on different marketplaces using the links on my signature.

Good luck o, see u later.
Business / How To Avoid See Finish by tunjilomo(m): 11:00am On May 14, 2023
As per say on this forum, asking people for help don turn begging.

I have decided to be an honest worker.

I am now selling artworks and NFTs.

If you have money you are not using and can't give away. Try investing that money into this NFT, and cashout multiple of this money successfully in the future.

Quickly and shapaly go see my collections on different marketplaces using the links on my signature.

Good luck o, see u later.

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