The way and manner the guy and his woman talked about sex, it is very hilarious if you understand the language. If you ask me, I would say the lady was just fooling around. She doesn't mean everything she said in that video. She was just trying to ease the guy's tension.

Mad Max: Fury Road. WITNESS!!!

I guess I have watched Tenet like 2 times now. And I still don't understand the movie. I think i am going to need step by step guide next time I see it again. So screwed up movie and brain turning

Stale news

Acidosis:
I don't have a problem with keeping friends of the opposite sex as a married man or woman. The distance between you and your spouse and the excuse of incompatibility are the main issues here and not your friendship with the opposite sex. I see this a lot and wonder why people just love to deceive themselves.

Cheating is a deliberate act. Friendship or no friendship, you're never always going to be with people of the same sex. You will meet fine men and women, you will meet good public speakers, great writers, excellent political analysts. Okay fine, they speak better than your spouse, so what next?? Open your pyant??

You cannot tell people to cut off communication with the opposite sex because you're now married, please. That's a sign of irresponsibility, evidence of total lack of self-control and a red flag.

The excuses you sort of gave yourself are the issues. Establish the kind of communication you have with those friends with your spouse and you'll be fine. If you don't have sensible things in common to talk about, simply gossip and make stup!d jokes. Life is not that serious.

Here's my award winning comments. You touched every part that needs to be filled. Nice one.

CaptainFM1:


Sure, that's why I emphasised on finding the broadband that suits one's need. I get GLO 130GB monthly which satisfy the entire household needs including individuals phones as well as for watching TV. Imagine if I were to buy monthly data of about #5000 for about 8 to 10 people? The price comparative advantage favours IPTV especially when you considers the arrays of channels and programs available to you. They are talking of TSTV that doesn't even show champions league. Tufiakwa....spitt!

Well Bro....for this your positive comment, I'm giving you some great Kodi addons.

https://iptv-org.github.io/iptv/index.nsfw.m3u
https://team-crew.github.io/

That's good. With good Glo network and 5k for 130GB package is definitely alright. I might for this reason get a Glo line to enjoy this.

For this kind gesture, I am installing back my Kodi TV.
Thanks

VeeVeeMyLuv:
fibre one, main one, ipnx

But only Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt

Nice. Just in Lagos, Abuja and Ilorin for Fibre one

Gentledizzle:




Yes you need internet, but better still sort for fibre internet. Which is extremely cheap. You only need 10 to 15Mbps to run IPTV very well. Incase you need. I do sell IPTV subscription.

Which fibre internet do you have that is extremely cheap?

CaptainFM1:


Yes, you do. On the overall, it's cheaper and you have unlimited world wide channels to view. Just look for a Broadband that suits you. That's all. I use GLO network here because the service is good in my area and it's relatively cheap for me.

Even channels or program that TSTV won't offer you is available. With IPTV, you are simply watching from all over the world.

If you download Kodi and install "the crew repository" or activate your PVR client on your Kodi, I swear, you will burn that TSTV box right now. You can also install apps like "Live NetTV"
APK and start enjoying.

You can install all the above on your Android phone as well to have a feel of what you are missing if you now have android TV box.

https://kodi.tv/

Ok. I once used Kodi on Android back in 2015 with some free repositories and I liked it. Then I h.zbave used some other IPTV apps recently and I did enjoy them all to be honest but the internet part is where I don't like because their internet consumption are very high. You want to enjoy IPTV, you need a minimum of 50-100GB in a month or unlimited plan and it's super expensive.

CaptainFM1:
You just made another great mistake. Why don't you use the money to get an Android TV box and enjoy IPTV to the fullest?

Don't you need internet to run IPTV? Just asking.

tunnex190:
Everyone is hyping Super Eagles. I pray they don't break our hearts

Like I know Super Chicken can't be trusted

Using pornography as option is senseless. They are not supposed to even let them know there's a word call that at that age.

Every other thing is normal. My kid brings homeworks always and until the last Friday before the exams

Drsnives:

Suffering from afonijaizm.
Brown roof republic chieftain
Ist in being dirty.. tueh

You seriously are seffering from ID. Intellectual Disability. Retard!

Drsnives:

Clone head bearded froggy

FcukenDummy

Drsnives:
Afonja i hail una for dirtiness

WTH Man! Did you even read the news? Dumbfcuk!

Hey,

I want to use this channel to appeal to someone out there to help me with materials of any kind about how to do arbitrage trading. I need this so badly. Kindly help a brother.

Everyone is hyping Super Eagles. I pray they don't break our hearts

ubimagos:
Na their ways, Rivers and examination malpractice, na 5 & 6!

It's not only in Rivers. It's every part of the country. Maybe one is bigger than the others

Ishilove:

This list should be negotiable na, abi? Wetin dem wan use one trailer load of yam for? Even the 16 gallons of palmi dey puzzle me, plus 'good bush meat'. That means they don't want any meatless, scrawny looking mammal to be presented.

Dem con join #305k for 'labour settlement' alone, laise awon omo onile. Smh.

The Lord truly is your strength, bro.

the #305k labour settlement alone is over what I used to buy every item on my traditional wedding list. Some family are very greedy and desperate.

#250 here With my clipper, I carry my hand do trimming, carving and shaving every week until the hair grows. You need to use your sense in this Buhari era

tupix:
I wish to share my experience with the above named company and to alert as many as possible people especially unemployed youth

A guy called me and informed me that God has done it for him, he got a job that pays $225 every week (Tuesdays)for 90 years � All he does is to sell the company products to readily available buyers

He said there's a chance for me alone, just one form is available. That all I will pay is 450k for registration, accommodation, e.t.c. The form is 20k and I must pay to secure it. I paid 10k as deposit for the form. I saw many other people receiving lectures while some are behind me to collect forms and register. I inquire about the products and how to sell, they told me that I will undergo one month training after paying the 450k then I will understand every other thing.

No banner, no advert but they have ID cards, so I turned the ID on him and saw the company's website www.qnet.net
I browse the website and confirmed that they are into MLM/BINARY.

I was so disappointed and requested for refund of my 10k but no way. I read disclaimer on the website just like a Ponzi Scheme. I left the place and never return. They kept calling me that it's a lifetime opportunity but I know that MLM is not for me.

They are using one compound around keke junction road, near Choba market in Port Harcourt.

Please beware.

You can also share your experience.

MODs please... FTP

This sounds like La Buena Vida format

Salma Hayek no doubt

raybaba97:
Light was just restored in Yenagoa here about 1hr ago

We are still waiting here in PH.

Got to know Nairaland in 2005 as guest and didn't become a member until 2007

MamiTer:
Hello good people of nairaland, I have a pressing issue and I really need your help.

A couple of years back I broke up with my boyfriend whom I really loved due to distance barriers. Getting over him was difficult for me so I had to go into a relationship with one of my toasters in order to get him off my mind.

I achieved my aim after a couple of months but the current guy was unwilling to let go, I didn't love him and couldn't get myself to love him despite trying to. I know I was selfish and opened up to him but he insisted that I would warm up to him with time and grow to love him.

The relationship was far from perfect, I was in it solely for what I benefited but we weren't compatible and it was from one issue to another. We were always at logger heads all the time. He insults me and my family at any given opportunity and talks down on me using secrets I shared with him as leverage each time we quarrel. He shredded my self-esteem.

He was insecure and attacked my male friends at any given opportunity including my lecturers, he would access my social media accounts and send derogatory message to any male contact he feels is making a pass at me.
All these attitudes made me fed up with him and I decided to breakup for good.

Early this year I met a guy online and somehow we vibed together quickly, we met physically for the first time and it felt like we've known for ages. Everything moved so quickly with this new guy that I started developing serious feelings for him. I was scared because I never knew I would feel something like that again after I broke up with my other ex.

This new guy makes me happy and treats me like a woman, anytime spent with him is always memorable and I don't feel like leaving. The chemistry that we share is super strong and everything seems so perfect.

Now to my issue, this new guy is a fresh graduate and not yet stable, I don't have issues with his financial status because he made me realize a Lady can actually be happy without money being thrown at her. But I'm still scared of going all full into the relationship he might go for service and never come back to me. I don't just want a repeat of my previous relationship that got shattered after my ex relocated.

On the other hand, the other guy is hell bent on getting me back, he's been pleading and sending people to beg me even though I told him I've moved on and has even had sex with the new guy but he still wants me back.

I'm confused and don't know what to do, my heart is with the new guy but the other guy is making things so difficult for me and almost driving me insane. Can I still grow to love him?? Though I've been unable to after almost a year.

Should move on with the new guy?? I've known him for barely two months but it seems I've known him for ages, my feelings are exploding and I can hardly control them which is making me scared.

I'm sorry for the long epistle but I had to let it all out.
Please advice me.

You are not confused my dear. You are just lust for new guy's third leg.
See them. This gender never get any good to offer except sex.

Niece:
Lady Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling A 4-Year-Old Boy, Records It And Sent The Video To A Child Porn0graphy Website

https://www.instagram.com/p/Capy3KAoUOs/

Yes the part where she will be in jail forever? How will she spend another 10 years? Would that be after her death?

SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

Wow. This porn story is very sweet oh. I almost forgot it's just "tru-fiction"

and its nonsense story.

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