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OP hope you ar preparin 4ya NABTEB exam?

DailyNews: Oh my jeez!! Lolz...this guy must be so damn funny in fact, u are so on point!!! Lolz

I was once in this same shoe some time last year.

It happened that I went for an official assignment outside my state, and the MD of the company I visited happened to be a friend of my elder bro...so the guy was so happy to see me, and he tried to make me over comfortable through out my stay.

I was to spend 2 weeks, so on my first day of arrival, I met his secretary who then took me to a dept where I was supposed to meet with one of their supervisors, and for the very first time in ages, I met a lady there who made me smile; her facial expression, looks, etc was just so amazing to me.

After meeting with the guy I came to see, I tried to say hi to the lady and she responded very well. 2 days later, I inquired from the guy abt the lady, he said she is very single, nice and lots more, and that I should give her a try, that she's very nice, so I decided to do that on another neutral day without his knowledge.

The next day, I was at the MD's office and he asked me hw I was enjoying the city, I said I thank God, fine...he said do u have any female company here? I said not really n not necessary sir...he laughed and said; u are single for C sake, stop acting like an old monk, dnt u like my secretary? I just smiled...

Later, he playfully said: if my secretary no good, we have thousand and one pretty single ladies here praying for a good guy, just look around, I said thanks sir, I will try and left. Meanwhile they have lots of smart looking female staffs...but that lady I first met really got my interest, so I made up my mind to startup a convo with her.

To summarize things, I did and it was a smooth convo bw us...but at the end when I wanted to leave, I casually asked for her no and she smiled and said; sorry f, I don't fancy giving out my digits like that, oh my goodness! I was like: waaaat!! I felt like the ground should open and swallow me honestly I was so ashamed of myself that very day I couldn't hold it, I smiled and said ok, see ya some other time.

In fact, I hate wooing, I dnt do it, I always condemn it, I just hate the idea of trying to approach someone whom u don't even know her mind, freaks me out but I didn't just knw wot pushed me to initiate the convo with her...so I went back to my room that night with a lost appetite such that when they rung to ask what I was taking for dinner, I just told d guy that I ate b4 coming back, lies.

So the other guy I was working closely with during my visit asked after d lady one day, I told him that we spoke casually, so he asked me if things went well, I said sure cos I couldn't tell him d truth.

Finally, I left the city feeling so stupid for almost a month.

One faithful day after i left, d guy called me and said my wife asked after me, I didn't get him, I asked him which wife? He said the lady I met in their coy, I was so furious, I just managed to calm down and replied: oh really? Y, what for? He said: she seem interested in u, always asking me if u are tru with what u came for, so I told her that u have went back to ur state of residence and she felt bad.

Fastforward:
Last 3 months I went back there for another work assignment and I prayed never to meet her, ever but unfortunately I did. I made sure I avoided her face even when she saw me and tried to say hi, I averted my face as if I didn't noticed her.

And its not as if I am forming, but I automatically developed dislike for her from that very day she said those words.

And now, the guy is telling me that she was asking after me again, I couldn't stop laughing...until the guy insisted I tell him y I was laughing and I finally opened up and he was like: waaat?? He tried pleading on her behalf saying that she must have regretted her action, that I should pardon her n try again, I said over my dead body!

The guy now went to her and told her that I was angry with her, without my consent though, and came back to tell me that the girl said that she didn't even knw wot came over her that very day.

Conclusion
Single ladies reading this, pls I am not saying u shud be cheap or wotever u ladies call it, but be wise and frndly...there are better ways to keep a guy interested while forming wotever u want to form, but witholding ur no u do give out freely to strangers on the internet, not that way.

Many ladies have lost wonderful men this way. Note: its mostly playboys that have time to be pestering a lady and waiting patiently for ages to have her number and interest, real guys who are on a good mission, and who know their goal and worth, hardly wait or condone such mundane attitude.

And most times ladies don't know wot it takes for a guy who doesn't knw them b4 to walk up to them to say hi I like u. Even if he came for playing, pls he deserves some respect becos u as a lady can't do it, and for this, so many guys have stopped toasting or wooing ladies. Cos not all guys have d heart to welcome all those irrelevant turn downs.

Just my own take on the topic, nice one @poster

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Andy u don come wt ya cooked up story abi?
Btw to avoid more nite calls 1. Make sure u improve ya bedmatiks skills
2. Work hard to Give her more money and stop wastin time on NLD.

joeydozzy: I was there at the casualty ward that day. She's brought in alongside a police patrol van. The whole hospital was in disarray.

Unfortunately, the residents couldn't do anything because of the strike. Even if they did, they said it's a hopeless case. She'd lost a lot of fluid before entering the hospital. prognosis was very poor. Just one doctor and nurses were available being that the house officers were passing out. She's started on IV fluids to balance the loss but was extremely futile. She lost fluids from all body systems simultaneously even the nostrils and mouth.

We students were just looking and watched her wane gradually into morbid state. I hope the guy is caught for ending a 23 year old's life.

That's when I realized there are 1000+ ways to die
RIP!!

Iroyin ko to afojuba...
Sun re o......

Yea, i rmemba bak in skul (300l) we were on a queue and it waz so ruff and pple were pushin. So as I was pushd i wana used ma right to support a pole at ma back lo and behold d gal came 4rm nowher and I prezzd d well blown ballon. I cudnt say sorry bt to opend ma mouth wt a guilty eyez. She shouted take it easy na. Den i said i was pushd and am sorry.
Anytime we met aftwards we alwayz greet each oda by noddin heads

Hymmm
Hope god of muzik don hear?
Btw wch song i de hear 4 backgrnd?

Idowuogbo: Acid

U mean conc. Hydrochlorotetraoxosuphate (vi) ?

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stewie100: I hereby request that you should create a one on one Debate contest section with no interruptions ,i want to intellectually embarrass and expose people like ROSSIKE and also the file upload is just too small at 200kb ,it should be increased to at least 4mb (size of one audio song) and remember most pics are larger than 200kb

Instead of u 2b prayin make God hep u wt ya Addmissn so as to registar CSC 101 (Intro to computer) u are here sayin jack rubish. Abi u tink everybdy no get work?

Eyah, those guyz must cultist.
Bt i dnt tink de kill without a reason. Pay back time I guess
RIP to him
What does it profit a man to pound yam 4 earth and go collect soup 4 heaven

Sunymoore: Try again

Dnt make me slap u 4rm dis place o

Guy are u a learner?
There are hundred of topics dt doesnt make front page yet they are as active as anytin. It dependz on how interestin a topic is.
This is an impression dt u alwayz stick ya bumbum to FP

And this

And this....

Annie2gud: Ota mi de,daa mi da?

Ota mi de, Ada mi da

Annie2gud: Nice push maami

Where hav u been to?

Saw dis on a woman 'dear man i dnt come 4rm ya rib, you came 4rm my Vagin.a

K

Yea and sumtymz walks arnd ma house unclad. Xpecialy 4rm bathroom to bedroom so my John Thomas wud partake 4rm FRESH AIR

ifihearam: Some of had the privilege of meeting me sha.

***fainted

Dnt wana meet anybdy again jawe. D last two ladies I met were so so huglee while d first guy a big scammer.

Bt udiort is d one dt trickd pple to comment on his thread.

Mr Alien fu.cka

OP did u actually sent her love message?
Or both of u are em em u knw

A lawyer at a court defending a guy accused of stealing said;
"my client put only his right hand into the window and removed a few things. His right hand is not himself, i can’t see how you will punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his right hand"
The Judge said; ok, using your logic, I hereby sentence the accused’s right hand to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it, or not, as he chooses.
Immediately, the accused guy smiled, removed his artificial right hand, laid it on the table and walked out

Make d babe de enjoy now by d time dose who de decieve her go finishd wt her, her life wnt rmain d same.
Bt am sure she is jux a church goer b4 and neva a xtian.
I beg no vex o, pls who knw where I can get London used Ram for Salah? As Rams jux de xpensive.

GustavoFring: I smell money laundery...

And ya post smells poo...
Bigots tribalist like u.
Wen wud u start to apprici8 little tinz?
And later u wud go and take form 4dat skul. Yeye

Rejecting N3b houses wen it is almost at its completion stage and millions of Nigerians are homeless and someone wit hat somewhere is busy thinkin abt 2015 election whc he wud certinally loose.
so wat hapnd to d houses they are living in now?
What is d probability dat de wnt still asked for a new houses come 2015?
What is d problem of our koni se afaani leaders wastin our resources?
Imagine convertin those houses to guest house, wch yeye guest en?
All of them wud certainly paid for these tru dia nose. Awon olee, barawoo banzaa
God is watchin you in 6D

Dtz Y sum banks i wudnt wana mention their names wud say 'due to printing problem you wud not be able to print a receipt, wud you like to continue?
Bt its jux funny how we behaves 4dis kontry even there is always a notice at all ATM points dt u shud dispose ya receipt properly because of FRAUD bt de wudnt listen.
Good nation Good people