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Ekemeze:
I couldn't stop laughing oh. very funny

Am glad you finds it interesting.. thanks a lot

Haa.. Too bad abeg

Chaii.. this one na double wahala oo

Mtn Mtn Mtilicious, how far naa.. When are we changing 'Stay Safe' to 'Free Data'
Boys can't wait much longer fa

C: corona
H: Hanta
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Dear huncle virus, we already know you know how to spell CHINA using words to the end so just stop on that H and pack and go.. Na beg we the beg oo

Rest in peace sis

Corona virus is not for marlians

Atm: "Do you wish to perform another transaction?"
Me: "i wish oh... I really wish.But as money no come dey, how we want take do am?"

Looolz

Real men don't play Temple Run.. They go to the zoo, slaps the Lion and Start running.

cRobo:
Nice one

Keep it coming

Ok.. I will, thanks

Bluezy13:
Been laughing since I opened this thread.


Thanks bro...

It's my pleasure bro.. I really appreciate.

I was in the bathroom when my friend sent me Bleep video, i played it but there was no sound, i increased the volume to maximum but still no sound, so i didn't bother.
I watched it for 8 minutes before i remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth player in the living room.
My family and guests are still waiting for me.. I have been in the bathroom for 6 hours now.

I don't know why my neighbors decided to stop rearing Agric fowls.. This local fowls too get speed abeg.

How can a guy hurt a beautiful girl like you.. Says another guy who wants to finish her life kpatakpata.

Nothing gives a girl joy than getting home, removing her wig, high heels, bra, girdle, tummy belt.. Fresh air everywhere.

Girl: wow, what a nice phone... Where did you get it
Boy: I won it in a running competition
Girl: Really! How many people participated?
Boy: We were not that much oo, it was only the police, the owner of the phone and me.

Hmm.. Wetin Buhari no go see for aso rock

balingaonline:
how do you know if they follow you?

I wont have gotten the food if they followed me

I just landed Myself into trouble. Someone once told me that my hot temper will buy me trouble one day and today it surfaced. Actually I didn't know when the words came out.
I came home this afternoon and was very angry, my wife was curious and demanded to know why,
I angrily told her that
"Baby can you imagine, i caught my girlfriend with another guy just now"
Well.. Up till now, i am still in the streets
Pls, how do i explain this to my wife

Finally i just got an Alert of 20 thousand Naira
How much is that stupid Iphone 11 again??

Haha.. why won't they when they know it's going to affect them most

You owe me money and you are crossing the road up and down anyhow, are you mad
If motor kills you now who will pay me

Fear girls oo.. I was with one girl's phone then UBA bank send her message "i am at home, come"

Nice move my Governor

Elgreen:
hahahahaha sum1 should epp me and refill my lauf, dis joke no go finish peson. Nice 1

Thanks bro

In Nigeria, if you dodge your mother's slap.. You have join Cult

In Nigeria, your siblings will never believe you are sick until you are unable to finish the food that is given to you.

I want to go and charge my phone at NEPA office cuz i saw them oning their Gen this morning.

Chaii.. Na wao for Unilag oo
How pesin go apply for LAW u come give am French

May the spirit of 'No ojorosm' take over the whole process

violence is never the way forward, i rest my case