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Celebrities / Re: Meet Dbanj's Sister; Taiwo Oyebanjo (photo) by Two4Two(m): 8:52am On Dec 05, 2012
Whats the BIG DEAL of she is D-Banjs sister. What is our business with her here.
Romance / Re: 28-Year-Old Japanese Man Marries A Pillow! by Two4Two(m): 7:05am On Nov 27, 2012
Who received the bride prize? is it another elderly pillow? What about the bachelors eve, how did the pillow dance with him?, What about the honey moon how did they spend it. Too many questions pleading for answers. Any way this is madness to the highest order. I believe the man is seeing himself in a mirror as pillow.He is suffering from excessive delusion.
Politics / Re: Lagos-ibadan Expressway: FG Kicks Out Bi-courtney, Award Contracts To Berger, RC by Two4Two(m): 7:55am On Nov 20, 2012
I just hope that they are not going to start laying asphalt on top of the already high heeled one. I must suggest that they scrap off all the old layers of asphalt then lay a fresh one. Reason is that if the asphalt layed is high there is every tendency that weather will affect it, heavy duty vehicles will make it form contours and undulating.
Religion / Re: What Is Your Personal Life Motto? by Two4Two(m): 8:20am On Nov 15, 2012
LIVE AND LET LIVE smiley smiley cheesy
Car Talk / Re: Has A Kid Ever Scratched Your Car? Like Written A, B. C... by Two4Two(m): 1:10pm On Nov 02, 2012
Mine was a terrible one. My company gave me a brand new official car a Toyota Yaris dark blue color just that very day that i was driving it home, along grammar school bus stop in Ojodu area of lagos, i stopped by to take a bottle of cold beer only for me to come out to see a little girl hawker(about 13 years) with a nail drawing a tree and alphabets on the door of my car. Infact when i caught the girl, i beat the living day light out of her, and locked her awhile in the car, Till today whenever i see the marks i feel so bad.

To make the matter worse, my 2+ years old daughter, took a cue from the inscrptions on the car to do her own.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If Hurricane Sandy Were To Happen In Nigeria by Two4Two(m): 12:39pm On Nov 01, 2012
This has been posted before why repeating it please dont waste our time and look for something fresh to post.
Darey_00: NAIJA IS SO BLESSED

What would happen in Nigeria if we are to experience an hurricane like the US East Coast is currently going through Hurricane Sandy? (GOD FORBID)
Imagine say a 'HURRICANE AKPORS' is heading for Naija in 3 weeks.. First and foremost;

1. Pastor for church go prophesy the hurricane.

2. The State Governors will hold a press conference advicing the people of the states to remain calm as government is working hard to see how they can tackle the situation.

3. National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) will grant an interview on Channels TV and AIT saying that they are well trained and prepared to handle the crisis.That they are on top of the Situation.

4. The Federal Government will wait for the Hurricane to first land and wipe out Statesthen;

- Hold a day of National Mourning and Prayers and order the flag be flown at half mast.

- Visit the disaster location for a first hand assessment of the damage.

- Visit the survivors camp and share relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and Indomie)

- Set up a committee to investigate the Hurricane andsee how we can prevent future hurricanes from visiting Nigeria.

- Release billions of Naira (on Paper) for disaster management.

- Sack the Minister of Water Resources for failing to contain the water.

- Commend the State Governors, NEMA, Red Crossand other emergency services unit for their quick response.


5. The Senate will hold an emergency session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.

6. Churches around Nigeria will hold crusades and Programmes with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe out your enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..

7. M.I Abaga will release a single about hurricanes.

8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the Hurricane, F.G and State government for their poor handling of the Hurricane.

9. CPC, ACN, APGA and otherswill blame the PDP and Jonathan for the Hurricane.

10. BOKO HARAM will claim responsibility for the Hurricane and will promise more hurricane if governmentdoes not comply.

11. Many People will change their Blackberry Display Pictures to 'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook status will read..Hurricane Things..
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
Entertainment / Re: Keri Hilson Expresses Love For Flavour's Song 'Ashawo' by Two4Two(m): 9:47am On Nov 01, 2012
Mr. Flavour will soon search for her and get her pregnant for first showing interst in him. This is purely green light.
Business To Business / Re: Business Name Registration Services by Two4Two(m): 2:52pm On Oct 30, 2012
xavier3: Several forms have to be purchased for the name search and the cost is inclusive of my service charges as well as other technicalities
Is it not rather on a high side afterall those forms you are talking about will not be more than 1k (authoritatively)
Can you take 7k for it.
Business To Business / Re: Canadian Wholesale Supplier Of Clothes, Shoes, Bags, And Virgin Brazilian Hair by Two4Two(m): 2:43pm On Oct 30, 2012
Hi my wife runs an upscale unisex boutique in Ikeja CBD of Lagos state. Please i will like to have your pricing and pix of your variuos range of products from womens wear, to kids and Mens wear as well. Let your price be competitive as it will be the determinant on patronage and profit.
My email address is collinsbosah@yahoo.com.

Many thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Happy 74th Post-humous Birthday To Fela Anikulapo Kuti! by Two4Two(m): 7:04am On Oct 16, 2012
Difrent difrent feverrrrrrrrrrrr na im dey, Difrent Difrent Feverrrrr na im dey. Malaria fever nko, i dey jaundice fever nko i dey, Inflation fever nko i dey et al Yellow fever nko i dey na im de bring the matter now i dey.

The Great prophet sleep well.
Celebrities / Re: Happy 74th Post-humous Birthday To Fela Anikulapo Kuti! by Two4Two(m): 7:02am On Oct 16, 2012
Difrent difrent feverrrrrrrrrrrr na im dey, Difrent Difrent Feverrrrr na im dey. Malaria fever nko, i dey jaundis fever nko i dey, Inflation fever nko i dey et al Yellow fever nko i dey na im de bring the matter now i dey.

The Great prophet sleep well.
Politics / Re: Bankole - Our Leaders Love To Rule And Die In Office by Two4Two(m): 8:17am On Oct 12, 2012
This Guy BANK-OLE has nothing to offer as faras i am concerned. He is complaining that leaders want to rule and die in the office, while the masses are complaining generally that our leaders (including himself) love to loot while in the office. As long as a leader is delivering on what affect the lives of the masses positively, if he likes he can make it rulership a generational thing. Bank-Ole has no point.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is A Potential HIV Carrier, He Gave Me Syphilis- Actress by Two4Two(m): 8:07am On Oct 12, 2012
Little wonder, or is it a coincidence a room mate of mine back in the days in the university is called Dino a woman wrapper, a cousin of mine by name Dino can die on anything on skirt. In one of our nollywood firm (cant remember the title)actored by KOK with the name Dino he is also opressing women.
Can somebody call all these Dino guys to order before they wreck havoc on our ladies.
Properties / Urgent Need Of 2 Bedroom Flat @ Ojodu, Iosi Ketu Alagbole And Akute by Two4Two(m): 11:39pm On Jul 07, 2012
Hello people, i am in serious need of 2 bedroom flat in the areas listed anyone who has a geniune contact can reach me on 08056203887 or collinsbosah@yahoo.com. meanwhile my budget is 150k per annum.
One Love.
Properties / Urgent Need Of 2 Bedroom Flat @ Ojodu, Alagbole And Shangisha Areas. by Two4Two(m): 10:46pm On Jul 07, 2012
I am in urgent need of a decent 2 Bedroom flat in Ojodu, Alagbole, and Shangisha areas of Lagos state. Payments will not be more than one year. My budget is 150k per annum. Please if one has contact to make this happen, kindly call me on 08056203887 or email me collinsbosah@yahoo.com

One Love.
Autos / A Fairly Used Camry (orobo) For Sale @ 550K (see Pics). by Two4Two(m): 3:06pm On Jun 27, 2012
This car is used by a lecturer at UI. The longest trip the went is Lagos and Akure the home town of the Professor.Everything in the vehicle is OK and functional you dont need any repairs. Reason for sale is that he is going for sabbatical and cannot return to use the car anymore.Interested buys can reach me on collinsbosah@yahoo.com or 08056203887





No flashing.
Jokes Etc / Re: Lies Your Parents Told You While Growing Up. by Two4Two(m): 12:00pm On Jun 19, 2012
I love all the postings they are actually memories left behind.
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A Virgin by Two4Two(m): 3:09pm On Jun 18, 2012
Hope you dont cheat on him once in a while. Afterall body no be wood you have to shine your congo.
Politics / Re: IG: Constables To Earn N50000 by Two4Two(m): 7:37pm On May 23, 2012
Hi All,

I want you to agree with me that the IGP has noble intentions but i can swear with the name of my grand father of blessed memory that even if you pay them 100,000 monthly, they will still collect bribe because. Its already in their system. Dont you observe how some of them were frowning whenever the IGP mentions the road block removal. I even heard from a reliable source that they tried to convince him to bring back the road block.
Are you also saying that if they pay them this much that they will stop asking for money for bail, pen, and stationaries from people who come for one case or the other.
Money is not the issue they should first remove the unrepentant bad eggs both from the officers and men. If you clean a pig it will still visit the refuse dump. a pig is a pig.
Guys what do you think?
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Aide Demanded N5m For Access To President by Two4Two(m): 3:44pm On May 19, 2012
I have said it a thusand times that Mr. President does not have the will power to fight corruption headlong. He is already surounded with corrupt advisers, aides, ministers and party members. How can you explain this scenario. Mind you when Pastor Nworah made this allegation, none of the ministers or even the principal secretay to Mr. President is bold enough to refute it.
I encountered similar situation at the ministry of health where i was asked to bring N1 Million before my proposal for a contract could be submitted to the panel that will view and shortlist it.
I weep for this country because good people are not allowed to come and contibute to make the change. We have bunch of gangters, selfish people who are only interested in aligning their pockets.
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Signs Davido To His New Record Label by Two4Two(m): 3:03pm On May 19, 2012
jmoore: Kanye west signs D'banj, D'banj signs Davido. Does this pattern makes sense at all?
D'banj was signed on the international scene whereas Davido was singed on the local scene. what do you think?
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Uche Jombo & Her Husband Kenney Rodriguez by Two4Two(m): 2:48pm On May 19, 2012
I dont think the lady is really Uche Jumbo or is by brain cells playing tricks on me. Can someone check?
Politics / Re: Yar’adua Would’ve Fixed Electricity Problem – Sambo by Two4Two(m): 10:05am On May 17, 2012
Stupid people who do they think that they can deceive. This simply means that they cannot fix this problem and they are refering to a dead man to come and assist them to fix our light. This adminstratin is a woefull failure.
Guys what do you think

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Politics / Re: Fashola Condemns Blocking Of Major Roads During Dame Patience's Visit To Lagos by Two4Two(m): 2:02pm On Apr 14, 2012
Fashola and his ACN members should go and sit down, why is he complaining of traffic gridlock during the first ladys visit in lagos state after all during Tinubus birthday ceremony at Teslim Stadium in suru-lere, people spent close to five hours just from Iponri to Ojuelegba because of traffic jam they caused and nobody complained publicly. Why is he politizing the first ladys visit. Cant she come to lagos state or what?

Afterall, Fashola and co doesnt get trapped in the traffic. So why the complain.

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Business To Business / Re: Swatch Wrist Watch 4 Sale by Two4Two(m): 6:57pm On Apr 10, 2012
Can you give me the price both wholesale and retail my email is: collinsbosah@yahoo.com

Thanks.
Adverts / Make Money By Becoming A Freedom Fighter by Two4Two(m): 9:31am On Apr 09, 2012
Fellow Nairalanders

There are so many mobile money services provider now with provisional licenses by CBN some are still making hype without services, others have started providing services with a lot of controversy hinged on connectivity though they tend to perfect it pretty soon. There are some that just got the licenses and has not started operating.

However, there are some that has started operating before CBN license came. To them i should say they are really and trully the pionners. They go with the name FREEDOM NETWORK.

This company does not only use mobile platform to deliver their services, they also uses a prepaid(reloadable)card called FREEDOM CARD. With this card which is EMV2 compliant you can shop anywhere in the world online, you can use it on any ATM location across Nigeria, you also have the Freedom to use it in any of their(5,000)agent location across Nigeria to withdraw, load (Fund the account)transfer,pay for utility bills etc.

The company(3LINE CARD MGT LTD)is using this platform to bring the financially excluded Nigerians(Un-banked and under-served )into the financial ecosystem.
The card is called e-purse. You can get your card at a cost of N500 at any of the agent location and our partner banks or visit the the following link for more information:www.freedomnetworkng.com, or www.freedomcardng.com or www.3lineng.com.
To become an agent, you can reach me on: okafor.collins@3lineng.com
Mobile:08056203887

Be a Freedom fighter.
Business / Re: Pls How Do I Become A Mobile Money Agent ? by Two4Two(m): 9:19am On Apr 09, 2012
Fellow Nairalanders

There are so many mobile money services provider now with provisional licenses by CBN some are still making hype without services, others have started providing services with a lot of controversy hinged on connectivity though they tend to perfect it pretty soon. There are some that just got the licenses and has not started operating.

However, there are some that has started operating before CBN license came. To them i should say they are really and trully the pionners. They go with the name FREEDOM NETWORK.

This company does not only use mobile platform to deliver their services, they also uses a prepaid(reloadable)card called FREEDOM CARD. With this card which is EMV2 compliant you can shop anywhere in the world online, you can use it on any ATM location across Nigeria, you also have the Freedom to use it in any of their(5,000)agent location across Nigeria to withdraw, load (Fund the account)transfer,pay for utility bills etc.

The company(3LINE CARD MGT LTD)is using this platform to bring the financially excluded Nigerians(Un-banked and under-served )into the financial ecosystem.
The card is called e-purse. You can get your card at a cost of N500 at any of the agent location and our partner banks or visit the the following link for more information:www.freedomnetworkng.com, or www.freedomcardng.com or www.3lineng.com.
To become an agent, you can reach me on: okafor.collins@3lineng.com
Mobile:08056203887

Be a Freedom fighter.
Business To Business / Invitation Letter To Germany by Two4Two(m): 4:02pm On Apr 08, 2012
Fellow Nairalanders,

My company Divine Signature Services in collaboration with a German firm is offering the services of procuring an invitatiion letter to prospective travellers to the Republic of Germany.
If you are seeking for one, which is the basic criteria for securing a Visa to any country you wish to travel to, you can contact me on the following:
collinsbosah@yahoo.com or 08056203887.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Killers Of European Contractors - SSS by Two4Two(m): 9:54pm On Mar 14, 2012
i can bet my life those guys in the picturres are not the kidnappers. In Nigeria anything is possible. If you look at the pics critically you can discover that the shirts they wore (especially the three guys)seem new suggesting that they may have been bought over to act as the real kidnappers.
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by Two4Two(m): 2:07pm On Mar 11, 2012
Hello People
My name is Collins, my company is into goods and services PROMOTION, AWARENESS CREATION, ROAD SHOWS and STREET SALES CANVASSING. If you have new products or services and you want it to reach your Target Market no matter where they are, just call us and we will do your job for you.We have all the necessary logistics in place to deliver.

You can reach me on the Following number:
08056203887 or 08058193749
E-mail: analyzeme@hotmail.com
Address:No. 1B Unity Road Off Mobolaji-Bank Anthony Way Ikeja Lagos.

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