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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 1:05am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
what’s stressing your brain? You’re too young for brain stress o. Abeg

can I come join you?
I am just feeling hper active.

Come and join me
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 12:37am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
I didn’t see what you type lol

Vicky na my Sis o grin grin

That thread na cast. I really don’t understand what’s going on there. BTW, I was thinking you should be far away in dreamland lol
I can't sleep,my brain is stressed up.

I am in bed sha.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 12:30am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
What?
I continued our gist and did ABP amebo before I noticed you had company on the thread .That was why I edited my post.

I am just laughing my ass out on the drama there .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 12:11am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
Wow! Didn’t know this about Catholic

Marriage? I’ll let you sleep. We’ll like to discuss this topic. It’s an interesting one

Have a good night rest
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RomanceRe: Lady Seen Sexually Harassing An Armed Policeman On Duty (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 10:34pm On May 17, 2020
Rawhumper:
Two clans what a name......
How are you doing tonight?

I am doing good,thanks for asking.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 10:03pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Nairaland is such a big community. I don’t open NL when I’m in public places grin if I do, I do as a guest (I sign out) grin grin I don see people wey I sabi for real life here on NL and they don’t know lol. Even a childhood friend sef and she no know grin grin

Oh very well. I’m 100% pro divorce grin grin after a very long day at work, every man wants to return home and relax/rest. Not scared and sad when you about to enter house lol. We all pray for successful marriage but if it is not working, toxic and all that, end it before it ends you. No be by force o. The moment i stop being happy in my marriage, I’m quitting grin grin grin I’m not made for that toxic life

So catholic doesn’t allow for divorce? Never knew
I equally don't log into nairaland in public and even when I do honestly i am very conscious of my environment.

Yes the Catholic church is very slow with divorce and separation. They don't like it at all.I was born into the Catholic church and I have heard the pope grant only three annulment of marriages that I am aware of. You know the Catholic church calls bans of marriages that is also how they announce the separation .

Marriage is heavily overrated,I dont like that institution. If it wasn't from God I would pass a bill for a total scrap of marriage.

You spiced my evening and made my day. kiss

My eyes are getting weak,if I don't respond to ur post just know I have slept off.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 9:19pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Nah! No offence taken. Trust me. I’m not Igala, not Ebira neither grin grin grin

9k death in Belgium? That’s a lot. Didn’t know it hit them that hard shocked shocked shocked God help us. You are right, being locked up indoor could be depressing. Trust me. Nothing depresses more than being indoor 24/7 all day all week. Especially for bachelors. It shouldn’t be too bad for Family people cuz they’ll be having enough trouble to deal with (to occupy their mind and time) so no time to be idle. Lol. The type of family you mentioned there are better off divorcing before someone gets killed lol

Hmmm Kaduna girls no dey carry last. They just live their lives with max fun lol. Freaky freaky grin grin grin Coro should do and be going so you can take me out and spoil me with flexing grin grin

You wouldn’t know the power of boobs. You are a lady so I understand. Lol
You still have not told me where your own part of Kogi state is : anyway I can understand why u are keeping it private ,nairaland is a very small village.While I was at the meeting yesterday one of the clients opened nairaland and he is a member. I was actually stretching my neck to see his moniker but my eyes were not that sharp and I did not want them to think I was distracted at the meeting.


I see you agree on divorce. Some people are of the opinion divorce should never be an option. That is one of my biggest issues with the catholic church.They make separation and divorce very difficult. I always feel people should be able to take a bow out of very toxic marriages especially when it is obvious the marriage is unredemable.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 8:41pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Better o. Ha! How you go talk say you no like anything from Kogi. It’s enough you said Ebiras and Igalas are bla bla bla (I saw that comment) cheesy cheesy cheesy

Lockdown hasn’t been fully relaxed but trust me, people are tired and already going out. It’s hot, people can’t stay home with this hot weather. Normally, this is the time of the year when people have fun so much, holidays and all. Also, no matter what is out there killing, there’s a limit to how long human being can be caged inside, we will surely get tired at some point and wouldn’t mind getting killed by the monster outside than dying inside the house lol

Yes, boobs is all I remember about hugs. That’s why we enjoy hugging. Have you wondered why men don’t huh? Who’s going to be rubbing flat chest? Pheeeeew we just do shoulder clip grin grin cheesy boobs is life. When I die, they should not bury until they put boobs in my mouth and I don’t wake up grin grin

Yea, I’ve been to Jos a few times. I can’t really say I’ve been to any eastern state. I’ve only traveled through them. Have never spent a night in any eastern state. Surprised? Lol

Talking about Jos boring, are you outgoing? Like you pop well?
Oh my God I hope you were not too offended about that comment .Honestly I have had first hand experiences with people from that area.Not pleasant at all.I would have loved to tell you about the last experience I had .Very diabolic colleague .Some people had that experience with me if i put it here someone that knows what happened then might pick it and my cover is blown.Let me allow that slide.I will gist you offline.

There is really a limit to which people can be caged up.I just hope it does not get to a point of depression for some people.I know some people who dont along with their spouses and the only happiness they get is when they go out to their places of work or even places of worship away from such toxic spouses .I just know people have to be allowed to go out regardless of what the monster out there is.I was speaking with a friend in Belgium this evening and he was like babe you guys are not taking this thing serious in Nigeria.He said a little over 9000 people have died as at today.For a small country like Belgium dammm that is alot .

I am a step ahead of you with our states ,I have slept in your state .You have only passed through mine. 1:0. Just joking. cheesy grin

Yeah when I want to unwind from work pressure and all I groove and do the unthinkable.If you see me the next morning when I am working again .You can never believe it is the same person.And I have this very innocent look .Very good girl look.God has his reason for pinning me down with very serious deliverables or else I would have been a serious case.


I will keep that boobs things in mind incase you die.If I was a guy I am not sure I would have been attracted to boobs sha .

There is nothing anyone can do about holidays for now.The world is on pause let's just survive first.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:51pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
What? So you don’t like me? angry angry
The state isn’t that bad though. Haven’t been there in a long time sha

Talking about loving chilled north, you should kuku relocate to Jos, it’s cool. I love it there

Steamy is dope. Trust me. It hits different when the d goes well grin grin

Well, we’ll all get used to whatever direction Covid-19 takes us. It will sure become part of us and we will live with it. At the end, all we need is survival lol. Hugging hmmmm direct hugging is sweet. When you rest all the boobsie on him kiss kiss
Laughing and rolling on my floor ,I am sure you already know I like you .I dont like people easily but when I do I cant hide it.Okayyyyy a fine person like you came out from Kogi.I withdraw my statement.

Has your lockdown been fully relaxed? This one you are talking about fine weather.

You and boobs � like seriously that is what u remember about hugs.boobs ? Chaiiiiiiiiii

Jos? Lovely town but too boring for me .Not my kind of place.

Have you ever been to any state in the eastern part of Nigeria.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:04pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Okay, now I see why your head was scattered yesterday cheesy grin cheesy

Yea, it was really boring. That’s why I couldn’t watch more than that one game. I didn’t even bother to watch any game today. That’s not the football I grew to love. Maybe with time, we all will get used to it or fans will be gradually re-introduced.

Those places are not even hot compared to Lokoja. That town is next to hell. I feel the town is bordered by sun cheesy cheesy cheesy so hot it could House the sun

Well, it’s not chilly at the moment. It’s proper hot. People hitting beaches and all. Sweaty knacks is great still grin
Exactly cheesy After a day of so much calculations,arguments and counter arguments. I get a mention and its same old story. I was so angry I am sure I would have strangled him if he was right beside me.What will someone gain from carrying an f .I hate guys that dont have rich females in their circle of friends.It just makes them feel every female wants to get something out of a man.mtcheeee .

That you peoples lokoja heat is from the pit of hell.I think I have slept in lokoja twice and dammmm that town is just too hot.Infact I am yet to see something I like about that state.And to imagine that it's a state that bothers so many states .It should be doing far better than it's doing now.

Ohhhhh my bad ,a chilly weather is what I consider bliss when it comes to weather.I keep forgetting it's the opposite for some people.LOL

Sweaty sex shocked biko not me .shebi you use it as exercise abi. I love chilled places,I am so in love with the northern harmattan weather.

The world might never be the same again,and it's quite painful for people like us that are huge on hugging and holding hands.I just meet someone now and I am just looking at the person like a stack of disease .Its heart breaking. sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 6:06pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
You dey Kaduna or Suleja atm? Abuja no dey too hot na

Yes, I did... I watched only one though (B. Dortmund vs Schalke 04). It was nice to have football back but weird to see empty stadium and footballers celebrating goals with social distancing lol. Crazy. Looks like it will take time for the world to get back to normal.
I am at Kaduna currently.My organisation is wrapping up quotation that is supposed to be submitted before this week runs out.

Sporting activities without the fans will be soooooo boring.I saw the flashes of Dortmunds game and I was just shaking my head.

Abuja is also hot , I was in Abuja last week .The place is not any better.


So what's up with you? I hope you know a chilled weather brings alot of temptations (rolls eyes).
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 5:36pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Yea, you are right. So?

I’m good. Enjoying the lovely weather and weekend
Lovely weather shocked see better groove. It's so hot in the north here.so so hot cry

Did you watch Bundesliga yesterday ? I saw your post somewhere yesterday on it.
FamilyRe: Sunday Focus: Marrying A Woman Who Doesn't Know How To Cook by Twoclans(f): 5:29pm On May 17, 2020
It's good for a lady to know how to cook good and delicious meals.That aside we have big boys that their wives have the best chefs making the household meals everyday .Are they all dead or have their manhoods reduced.

Poverty is a hydra headed disease,it makes one worry about things that dont matter .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 2:33pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Good to know. Why you think I’m asking?
Because of my response yesterday to that jh moniker when I said I was not in a good mood.Or could it be something else?

I asked how are you , do u think you can get away without a response.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 2:20pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Twoclans are you okay?
I am fine cheesy

I have an idea why u are asking ,dont mind me jare I am okay now.

How are you?
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Cousin In Abia Over Mango (Disturbing Photos) by Twoclans(f): 1:10pm On May 14, 2020
Poverty is a hydra headed disease angry angry
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 6:28pm On May 13, 2020
pocohantas:
Still snacking. Feels good to be 38 grin
Happy birthday Kwin Poco ,Your new age is blessed already wink

Keep flexing
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Ike Blasts Suzanne Emma, His Ex Wife (Video) by Twoclans(f): 8:06am On May 13, 2020
Marriage wahala again

Nairaland GeneralRe: Look At My Real Pics And My Real Age by Twoclans(f): 7:18am On May 12, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Who Nose when this Corona virus will end?
I do
RomanceRe: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by Twoclans(f): 2:03pm On May 11, 2020
We4all:
What does having a child guarantee in life? I'd rather be without a child than raise the type of children we have these days.

AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 12:15am On May 06, 2020
0KNM:
Lol. You go fear na. Hotline

Make I no distract you
Which hotline ?its corona virus gist ohhhh .

Nigerians outside the shores of this country are so scared about the decisions of leadership here .

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