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Celebrities › Re: E-money Looks Dapper In Blue Suit - Photos by Twoclans(f): 3:29pm On May 21, 2020

Airforce1:
I like your profile pic

Where do you live ?

Kaduna /Abuja

Your guy looks good, money sits well on him .

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Celebrities › Re: E-money Looks Dapper In Blue Suit - Photos by Twoclans(f): 3:26pm On May 21, 2020

JasonScoolari:
Please I want to ask, what is the major occupation of this E-money?

Airforce one will soon come for your head . grin

D guy looks good cheesy

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Sex Addict? by Twoclans(f): 3:23pm On May 21, 2020

0KNM:
Bittersweet experience was fun at the start. Then gradually, it became torture lol

This kind sperm will dry and you still have work to do

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Sex Addict? by Twoclans(f): 3:05pm On May 21, 2020

0KNM:

Talk joooooooorrrrr cheesy

Romance › Re: Temptation In My House by Twoclans(f): 2:36pm On May 20, 2020

With your history on nairaland it does not look like you are trolling except of course the lockdown is bringing out a different side of you.

Look you need to find a way to package that lady back to her house,a woman who is sexually aroused and desperate can do anything to get a prick.And when I say anything I mean anything.She could go diabolical considering she has access to your food and drinks in that house.Peacefully package her back to her house and stay away from her as much as possible.

I wish you luck

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Romance › Re: Please Help!!! She Likes Eating Bitter While Having Sex With Me by Twoclans(f): 1:15pm On May 20, 2020

I think she is using it as contraceptive or to prevent infection. Different things works for different people.

Bad ass babe . cheesy

Ask her what she is using it for..

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Family › Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by Twoclans(f): 12:51pm On May 20, 2020

pocohantas:
The effrontery. Some women are mad sha!!

LOL

That woman has plans ,probably the guy is her CBN and ATM she cant afford to have the husband tamper with her resources. sad

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Family › Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by Twoclans(f): 12:48pm On May 20, 2020

Idiotmod:
Says by who put two people banging on her dp.
She is not the one begging

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Family › Re: Man Catches His Wife In A Hotel With Man, Says "I Have The Right To Kill You" by Twoclans(f): 12:44pm On May 20, 2020

Like seriously shocked

she is begging for her side guy shocked

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Career › Re: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Twoclans(f): 11:32am On May 20, 2020

@ OP I dont even know how to begin with you.Have you heard of dignity in labour?

I have worked in an establishment that the security guys grew from been security personnel to becoming sales agents in same organisation.This guys were focused and did their work differently.

Please work on your mindset and grow. The security post should not be your final destination but it is part of your success story.

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Family › Re: My Husband's Family Is Sucking Him Dry by Twoclans(f): 8:55am On May 20, 2020

Viciheaka:
ur dp is weird

I know

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Romance › Re: My Gf Oozes Fishy Smell Down There. by Twoclans(f): 8:29am On May 20, 2020

Lamanii22:
The femfresh doesn't have side effect? Is it 100% natural?

It does not have any side effect at all.No expected side effect is written on the body of the product either.It contains aloe vera along side other ingredients.

It's a foreign product ,made in the UK by church & Dwight. You can get it in big super stores and super markets. The small bottle goes for between N800 to N1000.While the big one is N1500 to N2000.

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Romance › Re: My Gf Oozes Fishy Smell Down There. by Twoclans(f): 10:23pm On May 19, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
3CLANS THE SIMPLEST THING IS FOR THEM BOTH TO GO TO A HOSPITAL OR PHARMACY AND EXPLAIN THEMSELVES.
COULD BE SOMETHING ANTIBIOTICS WOULD CURE. COULD BE SOMETHING THAT MAY REQUIRE SERIOUS MEDICAL ATTENTION.
I'M SAYING THEM BOTH BECAUSE IF HE HAS COME IN CONTACT WITH SOME OF HER JUICE HE'S GOING TO GET A FAIR SHARE OF PROBLEMS IF HE DOESN'T GO CONSULT PROFESSIONALS.

Yeah Cappy I agree with you but it might not be something so serious.The vagina has different smells during different hormonal changes that occur every month.What if the op put his prick while she was menstruating. The smell can never be pleasant.

They should do the basics first then seek medical attention if it persists.

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Romance › Re: My Gf Oozes Fishy Smell Down There. by Twoclans(f): 9:58pm On May 19, 2020

oluwafynest:
Good day everybody, there is this girl we started dating not quite long. I recently noticed there is this horrible smell that ooze outs anytime we have sex and it's really annoying.i don't know if I should tell her or if there is anything she could use ? Dont know how to tell her that won't make her feel embarrassed. Help

How old is she?

There are things you can advise her to do but they dont come cheap .

First things first she should take care of her basic hygiene then if it persists it could mean she has an infection that might need to be attended to by a doctor.

If she can be comfortable without pants.she should do away with them for a while and breathe fresh air.Then she should shave and wash her private part with water everytime she uses the restroom.She could buy femfresh and use morning and night. Femfresh is a daily intimate wash .It is soap free,the small bottle is N1000 in big stores.Its cheaper in the market.

Speak to her about it in a loving tone.She might be a small girl who does not even know that a vagina should not have a foul smell.

I just hope you are not just trolling to feel among guys that want to talk down at women,my fingers that I used to type will swear for you.

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Family › Re: My Husband's Family Is Sucking Him Dry by Twoclans(f): 7:14pm On May 19, 2020

Anni3e:
Shut up. I have two very rich brothers, I have never demanded from them, my family knows their boundary and don't interfere in each other's business.

Madam you need to be strategic .Do not allow your husbands people deprive you of your man and your marriage.

I understand what you are going through because my mother went through the same thing. My father was the only son that survived after the biafra war claimed two of his brothers.Naturally his sisters turned to leeches and felt very entitled.My father built houses for those of them in their husbands houses so that they can be comfortable,he sent some to school from primary to university and even secured a job for them.When he passed away some of this his sisters did not even stay a second by his grave when he was been lowered .They left the grave side to go and drag and arrange food for their husbands families that would be coming in group for the burial. They did not give two fu.cks about their benefactor.

Their brother(your husband)sleeps beside you ,he eats your food ,he makes love to you.I hope you understand the power you yield over that man above his relatives.Bring in your A game.Show him love,give him good food and good sex let him not even have the chance to pick their calls.When you finish making good love to him ,in the middle of the night whisper the investments he need to focus on while massaging his back.

My mother married at a young age of 16 she did not know her left from her right.The moment she found her foot in the family she started directly her husband accordingly even at that it was not easy for her because his sisters fought her to a standstill

I wish you the very best I know you can sort yourself out all you need is to seat and strategize.

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Romance › Re: Anita & Jide: Man Who Earns ₦15m Asks His Fiancee Who Earns ₦42m To Quit Her Job by Twoclans(f): 4:59pm On May 19, 2020

GeneralPula:
Your dp is one reason why I like small and petite girls..

Something I’ll be able to carry and to place at any circumference..

Haaaa God

What took you to my dp?

Dont derail lalas thread or he will ban you for life. cheesy

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Romance › Re: Anita & Jide: Man Who Earns ₦15m Asks His Fiancee Who Earns ₦42m To Quit Her Job by Twoclans(f): 4:53pm On May 19, 2020

Jide should please pack his bag and go to Lagos.This is not about pride it is about the figures .

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NYSC › Re: Guys, Don't Ever Date A Lady Going For NYSC. See Why. by Twoclans(f): 4:31pm On May 19, 2020

safarigirl:
Thank you o

When can you be available for the position bro? Time is of the essence.

Babe happy birthday to you .Wishing you the very best of the year ahead.

Age gracefully.

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Career › Re: IPPIS: Joe Abah On "How Ghost Workers Exist In Public Institutions" by Twoclans(f): 2:20pm On May 19, 2020

The first case I had to appear as a witness for the EFCC was a case involving padding of ghost workers salary by a firm. I fear who no fear this country.

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Romance › Re: My Wife Is Too Stiff, Gives Me Timetable For Sex by Twoclans(f): 9:10pm On May 18, 2020

lefulefu:
u dated her on her off and u didnt see this character of hers? she must be a very great actress.anyway i am very sure there is someone she is sexually attached to right now since u said she restricts the time she has sex with u.

Shaking my head and bum bum for this your comment.

A woman that is pregnant undecided

, no matter how slutty a woman is most women wont cheat in pregnancy because child birth is a life and death situation .

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 8:29pm On May 18, 2020

0KNM:
Na those boys from betting come invade the place It will be closed soon

Those betting boys are bored .The betting world is on hold so they are unleashing their anger and flexing muscles. cheesy

Na just to they look them dey laugh.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:14pm On May 18, 2020

0KNM:
The drama in that place is just too entertaining

Honestly

It's just as if a lunatic home was left unattended.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 6:21pm On May 18, 2020

0KNM:
what’s stressing your brain? You’re too young for brain stress o. Abeg

can I come join you?

q

Why are u laughing cheesy

That place is a mad house now

Romance › Re: I Never Wanted To Have Sex With Her On The First Visit by Twoclans(f): 3:01pm On May 18, 2020

CsRockefeller:

Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

Anon: I asked my pregnant wife for money to enable me go out and do something that will double the money .she refused to give me instead she gave me a time table for sex

Nairalanders : Do not cross the express for someone who cannot jump a gutter for you.She is a feminist and you married an expired evening newspaper.

Anon: Yes you are correct I will never raise my feet off the ground for her.

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