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AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 12:04am On May 06, 2020
0KNM:
hey, why you up still?
Having insomnia. sad

Dont mind me I am on call with my friends ,different continents wahala.
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 11:46pm On May 05, 2020
0KNM:
Twoclans wink
Hi sweetie kiss
RomanceRe: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Twoclans(f): 9:13pm On May 05, 2020
Ishilove:
Which one is advanced doggy again, bikonu?
I wanted to ask him but I decided to let it slip

RomanceRe: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Twoclans(f): 7:27pm On May 05, 2020
oyatz:
Virtually all the women of this generation now likes doggy. However, it seems it's those with Heavy ass and Gynaecoid pelvis enjoy it most.

Advanced doggy do the wonders for almost any lady.
I am a woman and we are masters of making our men feel great so that peace will reign .If this is not a faceless forum you think my stand will be the same with the post you quoted. Mmmmbbaaaaa I will turn for doggy and tell him harder harder.Let their be peace. tongue cool

I dont know which women you are talking about ,I am a woman of this generation also.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by Twoclans(f): 4:06pm On May 05, 2020
Pusyiter:
I wish you no far, I for kiss you.
In fact, I owe you one.
grin
You are still kissing in this perilous times cheesy grin

Abeg take kiss kiss kiss kiss this is all you get for now.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by Twoclans(f): 11:50am On May 05, 2020
If she can do this to her own niece I can only imagine what she will do to your own relative.You did nothing wrong afterall the girl went along for the shopping with your own kids.

The imbalance God allows in this world breaks my heart all the time.How will a child not have something new for two years yet your wife has the heart to change your children's wardrobe every six months.
RomanceRe: The Best Sex Position To Get Any Girl Pregnant by Twoclans(f): 10:14am On May 05, 2020
emperorsversion:
see you... you are a learner..... girls of these generation na doggie dey even want....
Not completely true.Pusiyter is correct most girls don't like doggy and it's not just about pain .It is more of the lack of intimacy related to doggy position and most guys dont really know how to doggy so that the woman can enjoy it also.Once they assume that position they get carried away with the dominance associated with doggy for the men.

Abeg who ask me all this one ohhhhh.I am out of here with my tatafo.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by Twoclans(f): 9:18pm On May 03, 2020
Whitney Houston cry cry

Pains me till tomorrow
PetsRe: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by Twoclans(f): 12:15pm On May 03, 2020
Ishilove:
Gift has killed Matilda. I just caught him eating her head.

My chest
Like seriously Matilda is gone just like that shocked shocked

Awwwwwww sorry darlyn kiss kiss You need to show gift who the boss is before he turns to a monster.
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Cried While Listening To A Song by Twoclans(f): 10:17pm On May 02, 2020
John legend * all of me
Celine * my heart will go on
FamilyRe: My Wife Told Me She Doesn't Love Me Again by Twoclans(f): 12:27pm On May 02, 2020
Richy4:
I might be wrong but I'm guessing that It could be cabin fever.. She might have been a bit irritated about what's been going on.. no movement, nothing that excites her, she was being caged at home by the Government... on top of that she has to deal with u and your needs... it could have been hard on her.. And it is hard on a lot of people but they cannot say it aloud to their spouse just the way your wife said it..

You know when they are advertising drugs and they say things like after 3 days and the symptoms persists, consult your doctor.. After the lock down and the symptoms persists, then you have to find out what's cooking... for now don't take her words for it man.. everyone is on edge.. angry and annoyed..
@ OP listen to him dont mind that nairaland broken record up there .
FamilyRe: Do I Build A Small House Now Or Keep Saving? by Twoclans(f): 10:27am On May 02, 2020
A fixed asset said to be a liability shocked shocked shocked

Waooohhhhh I am out of here abeg

AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 9:09pm On May 01, 2020
0KNM:
I had a lot of time as a young dude back then

I never trolled anybody though, I was just stubborn
Did you say was cheesy

So how are you spending your evening wink Give me gist kiss
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 9:05pm On May 01, 2020
divo:
here is like fucking u wit condom i love it raw and slow
Fuc.k me with condom ,I dont want to carry belle and I don't trust your withdrawal game grin

AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 8:53pm On May 01, 2020
0KNM:
Let me scatter your head more huh? Add stfuareyougod and pabloomoescoba

When I had time to mess around cheesy cheesy
You want to kill me cheesy

Its interesting reading your craze sha. I will read the two additional monikers .

I think I like the Jack personality more. That personality also had alot of babes drolling over you. cheesy And your popularity no be here.

So no whiskey today tongue
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 8:12pm On May 01, 2020
divo:
how cn we communicate asides here
What do you have against this place
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 8:11pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Kindly do that.. I have some findings to do in KD.
Okay sir Jason
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 8:03pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Some private questions will be asked... So please we should go private.
Bia Jason I have your digits if I want to contact you that one na smal. tongue
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 8:02pm On May 01, 2020
0KNM:
Lol @shot of whiskey. No be everyday something na

Btw, how you know I’m JS but don’t know I’m nofavors?
I got to know on the same day.

My head almost blew that day reading the three monikers. You like trouble sha. tongue
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 7:40pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Some private questions will be asked... So please we should go private.
Ask me any question here I will respond to you.I wont tell you my age sha.
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 7:27pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Not an excuse for getting to know you.
Lol

What do you want to know about me.
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 7:24pm On May 01, 2020
0KNM:
Nah! I haven’t. But I’m right still, I didn’t state my age. I only gave range grin grin grin

The only clue I’ll give is, I’m above 25. Dazall tongue
It's been fun back to back with you today. kiss kiss kiss

Abeg give me a shot of whiskey wink I want to get high .

Edited

I see the complete orgy has arrived grin cheesy
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 7:13pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Not an excuse for getting to know you.
You are looking for who you will pound abi grin
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 7:09pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Lol, come, you don't want me to come close or what?
Jason your energy is more than my own grin You will kill me . tongue
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 7:08pm On May 01, 2020
0KNM:
Yea, I said 20s. Could be early or late 20s. Plus that’s almost 4 years ago

From that, technically, I can be 33 (29+4) =/< 24 (20+4) grin grin grin
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Okay ohhhhh .I am just laughing and laughing here .

I am sure you have forgotten that post .
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 6:59pm On May 01, 2020
0KNM:
Waiting...
Where do you think I got the orgy story from . wink cheesy

AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 6:58pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
I am good..

Those guys nor let me complete the book when I dey write.
I can imagine .As far I was concerned you were just having fun and looking for trouble everywhere.

You have energy
RomanceRe: ~My Romanceland Scrapbook~ by Twoclans(f): 6:52pm On May 01, 2020
[quote][/quote]0KNM
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 6:35pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Bia Nwanyi, mechionu dia... grin


How are you?
cheesy
Mma mma grin

How you dey?
AutosRe: Mercedes GLK 2014 model by Twoclans(f): 6:31pm On May 01, 2020
[quote author=JasonJidenna post=89074208][/quote]Bia Jason hapu mu aka

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