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MrBrownJay1:
A) nothing wrong with asking an ex for help (beggars cannot be choosy)
B) lying to his wife about where the money came from was WRONG
C) as much as the husband made a mistake lying to wifey, unless she can provide for food, she best keep quiet, be humble AND most importantly, GRATEFUL!
D) her childish reaction clearly confirms why husband lied... as his foolish wife now rather starve to death than eat from that food
E) make sure hubby keeps some of the money so he can bury that foolish wife when she dies of hunger.

LIFE GOES ON!

Kenturkey048:
shey the guy prick small ni ?? Or him dey suffer for P.E

Millenniumlady:
Now you listen well and listen carefully i don't share my man with anybody every lady on this forum knows he's mine find somewhere else to pitch you tent they're so many guys on this forum find yourself one because i ever see you near him again you won't like it...... i don hustle finish you won come chop where you where you no work it's not possibility don't let me warn you again

funmisticqueen2:
Hmm.


So what do you usually think about when choosing bar soap?

What influences your decision to buy a particular brand? Merakhi twoclans

Millenniumlady:
Better stay away from him

Martin0:
shuuuuu na wa oooo! okay

JasonJidenna:
Good morning Bunny, will check it now.

JasonJidenna:
#KATSINASEXCAPADE



...I had this angry look when I found out that i was posted to serve in Katsina.. I hated everything around me including the girl that printed the call-up letter out.

So I started planning on my long trip to the wilderness, where I was not known.. I got everything on my bucklist, from the white shoes to the waist bag.

The journey was never to be imagined as I joined some other CM's in the Benue Links 18 seaters bus crawling to Katsina.

Well, we got there at about 11:40pm (Nigeria Time) and I most confess, the camp was so beautiful, interlock, tall buildings, fascinating parade ground, street lights and spacious.


Meet some CM's there and the ritual of getting to know each other began... I was struggling to hijack a bed space at the boys hostel when one young lady tapped me to help her with her bucket of water, on her head, I did that with the speed of light just to concentrate on the bed I want to hijack from one Hausa boy.... But this lady said something that made me lose focus, she said and I quote;

"You're not nice at all" and walked away like a duck fowl... I got the bed space and I marked my territory by spreading my legs and mosquito net immediately.

I saw this lady again at the famous MAMI market, I wanted to let her know that, in Warri, "Furck up nor dey sawa" aggressively, but I remember that I am neither in Warri or Benue State... Surprisingly, she walked up to me where i was trying to negotiate the price of Alomo Bitters, and said;

"Wicked Corper, what's your name? I told her that she's sick, the she burst into laughter, and said i shouldn't mind her, she introduced herself to me, a very beautiful Yoruba girl..(Motun....)

We got to know each other when we walked down to the other end, then exchange numbers, I got back to my rugged lodge filled with womb shifters and she sent a text message for us to meet the next day evening....


We met at the camp clinic and every was extremely cold, she narrated how her boyfriend did blah blah blah blah blah to her, I was just there listen and sipping my wrapped Alomo Bitters to reduce the cold, then something happened.... She stood up and said i should help her dust her really nice ass, I wasted no time to carry out that assignment, then out of nowhere, she turned and gave me a kiss... As a sharp Warri boy, I had to do some routine check for a quiet place and I spotted one "Isolation centre" suitable for quickie, I dragged her there romantically and same time checking my waist bag for my original gold circle condom inside the wallet my pastor friend bought for me... I pinned this black busty beauty to the wall and pulled her white shorts down so quickly, then I fixed the condom, by this time, all she was whispering was "Jason, do you really want to do this"

I ignored those talks and kissed her passionately before inserting my dick in her already wet paradise... It was fast thrusting, and silent moaning until one useless camp doctor came out to urinate close to were we are having some good time.... I quickly pulled her white shorts up and tell her to run through the other way...

The doctor saw that i was not smiling, so he just said "good evening" and walked away.


We had sex four good times at the camp until they posted me to funtua were i met a Kogi Tigress.

Cc; Twoclans, Bismark707

JasonJidenna:
Coming back to share


Katsina sexcapades.

Bluealamajiri:
Please I just noticed someone has cloned my former moniker CaptainMitch that's on a ban, please dont fall for scam, I wont ask anyone for any details or money. Be safe everyone

The only difference is the date of registration and the I is in capital, the clone even follows the same account, be careful not to fall victim of scam guys.
https://www.nairaland.com/captalnmitch
https://www.nairaland.com/captainmitch

Thegeneralqueen AgbenuAnna Twoclans aro1 UyaiIncomparabl ibkayee RedDistrict lefulefu

0KNM:
Really? I’m actually jealous tbh... I want to be out like you

So for you, work still goes on like it’s always been? Hmmm. It’s strange to see you still up this late

Basic? Enough to help you transact with abokis in the market and bike men I get it

Not really a bat. I just plan my sleep because early to bed is more problem for me. I could be up all night if I sleep early. So you see...

0KNM:
Atleast if person wan lie, dem suppose use their head na. 4/5 rounds in 2 house. Which girl go gree that? Ontop how much? Infact, man d no fit function in such marathon shiit. No chance

E never reach make body full? Lol. I’m up cuz you are up. No mind me, I sleep late. That’s how my body is programmed.

Don’t worry, I know you’re up cuz of the lockdown lol

You speak Hausa?

0KNM:
You been reading too much from ABPT

You friend will understand na. Him sabi the bro code

0KNM:
Hahaha quarantine love


You know what I want but chose to starve me. Evil

0KNM:
but why you keep running?

0KNM:
She don do Usain Bolt

0KNM:
Now, I got someone’s attention.

Why you think I’m comfortable talking about that here? Message me, I’ll give you full upload

0KNM:
Yimu... soon, you’ll refer to me as ‘guy’ again

0KNM:
Lol. Do I ever wear mask? Nah, I don’t. If I’m dropping any shiit, I’m dropping ni.

I’ll drop one when we create one, I’ve been saying this long enough

0KNM:
Lol. Its not derogatory. It is just not acceptable from someone you trying to smash... Im not about to be put in some zones

0KNM:
This is funny. Who be ‘guy’?

It’s all messed up there. It’s better locked for now. The thread has been hijacked

0KNM:
The thread is too sick atm and need a doctor. Plus it’s too explicit with plenty pictures

I could drop it in your inbox

Dyt:
Brown succulent puff puff with pepper