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RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 10:55am On Apr 12, 2020
Semperty:
prove you're a female. Upload your pic on your profile for only one day smiley wink
How does that prove anything? Can't I upload my sister's picture for two months ?

The forum has Male nairalanders who speak with me offline .

Leave me and that clown I have his time this morning afterall no church service.
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 10:46am On Apr 12, 2020
Iceyjayz:
I'm not boy, keep deceiving gullible niggas here. grin
Elder/preschbills/the upsetgirl dont allow me start or else that suicide you wanted to commit two years ago you will commit it today tongue

Do not allow me open our page again.Attention seeker.Very soon you will have over 1000 monikers because of me on nairaland.
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 10:34am On Apr 12, 2020
Iceyjayz:
I'm not elder nor whoever you potray me to be on here.

stop hiding using female moniker to cover up this boy, we all know how majority of female monikers on this section is operated by jobless boys here. cheesy


so you want even drill your fellow man? you gay ass nigga. cheesycheesycheesy
You are elder /preshbills /theupsetgirl /etc

Stop been a sissy I will never give you that attention you so much crave .

RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 10:23am On Apr 12, 2020
Iceyjayz:
Look at this silly boy, who are you deceivinghuh
Fear fear huh,quote me with your original moniker undecided

Elder/preshbills so this is the new moniker you are hiding under. Yeye

FamilyRe: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by Twoclans(f): 10:13pm On Apr 11, 2020
Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times. grin


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.
Jason you are the G.O.A.T.

I was reading this comment without looking at the moniker but I was so sure it had to be you cheesy
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Anambra Index Case Whereabouts Unknown, As State Closes Motor Parks by Twoclans(f): 7:11pm On Apr 11, 2020
vinsilva:
You sabi the place wella. I do worship at the chapel in the hospital during Christmas holidays.
Yes I do

PoliticsRe: Masked Ben Bruce: This Is How We Are Living In US, I Can't Wait To Return by Twoclans(f): 3:55pm On Apr 11, 2020
Satan66:
Lmao
Allow me to troll small grin
LOL cheesy

Troll on dear wink
PoliticsRe: Masked Ben Bruce: This Is How We Are Living In US, I Can't Wait To Return by Twoclans(f): 2:43pm On Apr 11, 2020
Satan66:
angry
Isn't this man a minister?
What are you doing in another country, you better stay and die there
Looters and thief's.
You don start angry

Minister ke ?

He is no longer in the Senate sef
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Anambra Index Case Whereabouts Unknown, As State Closes Motor Parks by Twoclans(f):
vinsilva:
chai... and my Agulu is only a stone throw from Adazi Nnukwu
Stone throw ke ?
The two towns are closer than a stone throw,infact st Joseph's hospital Adazi Nnukwu is on the border of the two towns
Car TalkRe: Car For Sale by Twoclans(f): 11:23am On Apr 11, 2020
Gtgf
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 10:53am On Apr 11, 2020

RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 10:30am On Apr 11, 2020
Eberechi24:
Lol@ appearing and disappearing. Life happens that way sometimes.

Aww! My heart is broken at this newscry
Why would Lefu do something like that eh? Have known him to be faithful and sweet. He must be under the influence of voodoo and village people. He needs deliverance. I dwill use this quarantine period to break him from shackles of cheating with bigger ukwu. Lol.


My dear am keeping safe this period esp with the recent news.

Onitsha residents are trying to keep safe and be safe but hunger dey no gree us. Man must chop na and you know Onitsha residents are diehard fans of "something must kill man" regardless of the circumstances. Either ways, they must hustle o

I believe this will pass too.
Amen ,I will join you in that prayer via skye

RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 9:57am On Apr 11, 2020
Eberechi24:
Twoclans?? OMG!!

You don't really know I have been looking for you all over nairaland.

Happy new year. New monthsssss. New weeks darling...

Lefulefu, I have seen her o. Sheyi you no want gist me abi?
cheesy kiss kiss kiss kiss Babe you keep disappearing and appearing .

Dont mind king lefulefu he abandoned me and went in search of bigger ukwu women in that his island country. cry cry cry

I hope you are keeping safe this one Anambra has its first Convid 19 case already .I heard the guy strolled from Onitsha and even went to my hometown cry cry
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairalander You'd Like To Meet In Person And State Your Reason(s) by Twoclans(f): 3:11am On Apr 11, 2020
Nwamikkpe : curiosity shocked
OKNM : sex : tongue
Donpiko : to find out how much of a big boy he is cool
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 3:32pm On Apr 10, 2020
Dyt:
I didn't cos I fried some
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Awwwww okay cheesy cheesy

I usually put eggs in mine, I wanted to know if I was doing it wrongly.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 2:26pm On Apr 10, 2020
Dyt:
I used 1 cup of flour
Half spoon of sugar
Pinch of salt (I am not a fan of salt)
Baking powder
Liquid milk to stir to my desired thickness
Heat my butter in the pan
Put the fire on low heat
Add the mixture
Turn after like a min
When the other side is brown too
Put in your plate grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy (I said this cos I usually eat mine from the pan on fire) grin grin grin
Hello Dyt, is there a reason you dont use eggs for your pancake?
RomanceRe: Will Going To Gym Help? by Twoclans(f): 1:08am On Apr 10, 2020
Inferior19:
yes dear,I am not hitting the gym for her,she is not worth it.but my question is,do men with 6packs and muscles attracts you Ladies more?I just want to know.
Even though your moniker is new I really dont think you are new on nairaland.According to the books of nairaland alpha males if your girl is a Nigerian girl there are three things that can automatically make her sexually attracted to you .Those three things are ::

1 Money
2 Money
3 Money.

Dont waste your precious time hitting any gym except you want to burn coronavirus fat. angry
HealthRe: Ben Ayade: If You Wear Face Mask, No Need For Social Distancing (Video) by Twoclans(f): 4:16pm On Apr 09, 2020

CrimeRe: Soldier Drags Policeman Who Collected N50k From Some Guys (Video) by Twoclans(f): 2:57pm On Apr 09, 2020
Is it that our very forces dont understand that there are things you should not be caught doing on uniform . undecided
RomanceRe: BURSTED: Moment A Girl Caught Her Boyfriend Banging Her Best Friend In Doggy Sty by Twoclans(f): 5:15pm On Apr 05, 2020
Awwwww standing doggy position grin I can understand why the guy forgot to lock the door . tongue
HealthRe: Can The World Remain The Same Again After Coronavirus? by Twoclans(f): 8:52pm On Apr 03, 2020
The world will not be the same after this pandemic.

Countries that survive will have stricter measures for people coming into their country.

China will have alot of enemies .

New world power might emerge .

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