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PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Given Rousing Welcome By Supporters At APC Northwest Meeting (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 7:14pm On Dec 10, 2016
More photos.

PoliticsShehu Sani Given Rousing Welcome By Supporters At APC Northwest Meeting (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 7:13pm On Dec 10, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/10/shehu-sani-given-rousing-welcome-by-admirers-at-apc-northwest-meeting/

A Facebook user, Nura Usman, shares photos of the arrival of Comrade Senator Shehu Sani, representing Kaduna Central in the National Assembly, at the venue of the APC North West Zonal Stakeholders meeting in Jigawa.

Nura also shares photos of the response of people towards the Kaduna senator.

“Our own Comrad Sen. Shehu Sani also was greeted with large banners hanged around the venue of the meeting by some volunteer supporters from North West all chanting Comrade Kaine Sanatan da kafi gwamna, Allah ya Kai damo ga harawa, Allah yayi am gwamnan kaduna.

PoliticsGovernor Udom To Constitute Enquiry Into Collapse Of Reigners Bible Church by tyokunbo(op): 6:36pm On Dec 10, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/10/udom-emmanuel-to-constitute-high-powered-enquiry-into-collapse-of-reigners-bible-church/

The Government of Akwa Ibom State is to constitute a high powered enquiry into the collapse of Reigners Bible Church International along Uyo Village road, even as it commiserated with the families of victims.

This was contained in a press statement circulated in the media and signed by the press secretary to the governor.

Here is the press statement.

PRESS RELEASE

The Government of Akwa Ibom State has commiserated with the families of victims of a collapsed building at Reigners Bible Church International along Uyo Village road.

His Excellency, the Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Mr Udom Emmanuel was present at the church during the incident and thereafter personally supervised rescue operations and evacuation of the injured to the hospital. The State Government will undertake the medical treatment of the victims.

A high- Powered panel of enquiry is being constituted to ascertain the immediate and remote factors leading to the collapse of the church building with a view to forestall the re-occurrence of such incident and bring to book persons found to have compromised professional standards in the construction of the building.

In the meantime, The Government of Akwa Ibom State is appealing to citizens of the state to remain calm, pray for the injured and avoid undue speculation as the situation is being given the best possible attention.

Signed:
Chief Press Secretary

CC: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/10/udom-emmanuel-to-constitute-high-powered-enquiry-into-collapse-of-reigners-bible-church/

CrimeRe: Gun-totting Armed Robbers Attack Man Boarding A Tricycle In Owerri (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 6:04pm On Dec 10, 2016
The moral in all this is to be on the look-out, no matter the vehicle you’re using. Robbers are now operating everywhere, with Christmas fast approaching.

CC: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/10/gun-totting-armed-robbers-attack-man-boarding-a-tricycle-in-owerri/
CrimeGun-totting Armed Robbers Attack Man Boarding A Tricycle In Owerri (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 6:03pm On Dec 10, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/10/gun-totting-armed-robbers-attack-man-boarding-a-tricycle-in-owerri/

On Friday earlier in the month at about eight in the night, Obi Bright Chinwueba was headed to Ikenegbu in Owerri, to obtain some items but unfortunately, he entered a tricycle filled with robbers.

A kilometer away from where he was picked, the robbers all came down with a belligerent attitude, pointing different guns at him.

They made away with valuables, including Bright’s phone, cash etc. He couldn’t believe it, though, but he was lucky they only stole from him.
This shows nowhere is safe from robbers, if they now attack tricycles, popularly known as keke NAPEP. Bright was lucky was to escape with his life, as he narrates in his Facebook post coming after the cut.

PoliticsRe: Paris And London Clubs Refund: Benue Gets N12.7 Billion by tyokunbo(op): 5:42pm On Dec 09, 2016
PoliticsParis And London Clubs Refund: Benue Gets N12.7 Billion by tyokunbo(op): 5:40pm On Dec 09, 2016
http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/09/paris-and-london-clubs-refund-benue-gets-n12-7-billion/

Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom, today announced that N12.7 billion has hit the account of the state government as Paris and London Clubs refund.

He announced this Friday at the Benue People’s House in Makurdi while speaking with journalists.

According to him, the amount was 25% of $181 million which was the total amount owed the state, with local governments taking 45% while the state utilizing the remaining 50%, as the refund demanded.

The Governor said he would meet with the relevant labour leaders in the state to work out an acceptable disbursement formula on Monday next week.

Governor Ortom noted that his government would comply with President Mohammadu Buhari’s directive to use half of the amount to offset salary arrears of civil servants at the state and local government levels.

He said the President approved that 50% of the total amount be paid but the Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank were only able to pay 25% at the official exchange rate three days ago.

The Governor described the information that the state had received over N90 billion as false information that emanated from the opposition political party.

On the appointment of the next paramount ruler of the Tiv he reiterated his pledge that there would be no interference with the selection and that a date for the exercise would be fixed next week.

SportsRe: Twitter Naija Blasts Solomon Dalung For His Statement On Super Falcons (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 1:07pm On Dec 09, 2016
SportsRe: Twitter Naija Blasts Solomon Dalung For His Statement On Super Falcons (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 1:06pm On Dec 09, 2016
More reactions.

SportsRe: Twitter Naija Blasts Solomon Dalung For His Statement On Super Falcons (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 1:05pm On Dec 09, 2016
You sure don't expect Nigerians to pretend they didn't hear what the minister said. They lambasted him for his dressing, saying he is not acting as someone who is knowledgeable about sports. They expressed disappointment in him, wondering how the president, Muhammadu Buhari, could have spent eight months to appoint him as a minister. Others could not believe he is still the minister of sports, despite his numerous gaffes in the past few months. See some comments after the cut....

SportsTwitter Naija Blasts Solomon Dalung For His Statement On Super Falcons (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 1:04pm On Dec 09, 2016
Source:http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/09/twitter-naija-blasts-solomon-dalung-for-his-statement-on-super-falcons/

Minister of Sports and Youth Development, Mr. Solomon Dalung yesterday said that government has not been able to pay the allowances of the Super Falcons because their victory in Cameroon was not expected. Here is a link from Nairaland about the statement.

https://www.nairaland.com/3509604/no-money-pay-super-falcons

PoliticsRe: Akeredolu, Ortom, Heartily Felicitate At The Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 6:43pm On Dec 08, 2016
PoliticsAkeredolu, Ortom, Heartily Felicitate At The Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 6:42pm On Dec 08, 2016
http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/08/akeredolu-ortom-oyegun-at-the-nnamdi-azikiwe-airport/

Newly elected governor of Ondo State, Rotimi Akeredolu, felicitates with Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom, at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja. Ortom can be seen wearing the ‘Benue United cap.’ Later, All Progressives Congress (APC) Chairman, John Odigie Oyegun and former Ekiti State Governor, Segun Oni, accompany Akeredolu as they alight from a flight.

PoliticsYahaya Bello Turns 'FRSC Official' On Lokoja Road (Photos) by tyokunbo(op): 6:02pm On Dec 08, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/08/see-kogi-governor-yahaya-bello-controlling-traffic-in-lokoja/

The Kogi State Governor, His Excellency, Alh. Yahaya Bello, controlling traffic on the streets of Lokoja. He also sensitized drivers and other road users on the need to drive safely during the yuletide.

CrimeUnclad Headless Body Of A Woman In Enugu Discovered By Police (Graphic Pics) by tyokunbo(op): 2:34pm On Dec 07, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/07/womans-dead-body-found-headless-in-enugu-graphic-photos/

The headless unclad body this lady was discovered early today in Enugu. The identity of the woman is not known, but the police are doing their duty by removing the body, to prevent it from constituting a problem in the future.

RomanceThe Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by tyokunbo(op): 12:53pm On Dec 07, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/07/the-girl-wants-to-kill-my-friend-with-sex/

The issue isn’t really my problem. It concerns my friend, who asked for help, the reason why it became my problem.

According to my friend, he and a girl had been together for four months and every time she comes to visit him she must ask for sex, even when she’s having her monthly period. A lot of times, my friend quarrels with her and tells her she’s too demanding and she’ll start telling him she would leave him, that he does not love her and he’ll keep quiet. He’ll agree to her sex demands, then they would quarrel and then settle their differences.

She doesn’t give him any rest concerning sex at all. Once, he was sulking over his failed examination, and she came for a visit and after telling him to forget the issue, she demanded for sex and they quarreled.

Their greatest quarrel took place today. After three hectic rounds of sex, my friend was fagged out. He told her so and they stopped. While my friend was resting, she moved close to him on the bed, whispering, saying they should have another round of sex.

My friend doesn’t know what to do about the girl. Many times, he has sex without being in the mood for it, affecting his performance negatively.
He’s thought about driving her away, but he hesitates about taking action in this direction, because apart from her lust for sex, she’s alright, especially as she assists my friend generously when things are tight money wise.

I want your advice. What should I tell my friend to do about this nymphomaniac.

CC: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/07/the-girl-wants-to-kill-my-friend-with-sex/
CultureRe: Ife Princes And Others Carpet Olugbo Of Ugbo, Oba Akinruntan, Over new video by tyokunbo(op): 6:51pm On Dec 06, 2016
Online investigations reveal Ife princes and others
are even more angry with a
YouTube video in which the Olugbo
was claimed to have said, “I AM
THE TRUE OONI OF ILE-IFE.”

Though the Ooni has kept silent over
the issue, Ife princes and some
others have been vocal in their
condemnation of the Olugbo.

In a post shared on the Facebook
page of Moses Olafare, the Ooni’s
media aide, Prince Tope Eluyefa
wrote:

Who Is Afraid Of Oba Adeyeye
Ogunwusi, OONIRISA!

I love Oba Obateru Akinruntan so
much, a distinguished Nigeria and oil
magnate.
A king who has taste and his royal
grandeur is superb.
The king who knows more than his
parents and his forefathers.
D greatest prayer such child can get
from d parents is “Omo ase iru e fun
o ooo”
It is absurd, insanity and insult for a
son to betray or disperse his father’s
home.
Every author or individual has right
to his opinion and believe but not to
the detriment of maligning a
particular person, group or city.
Olugbo of Ugboland, His Highness
Oba Akinruntan recent statement is
a total rascality from a throne
expected to be sacred.
He would have made such statement
when Ooni Okunade Sijuwade was
alive, Oba Sijuwade and God only
made him and ensure he was
enthrone as king.
How on earth should a Yoruba king
refer to Moremi as a traitor just
because she used her power of a
woman to liberate her people from
incessant invasions by some faceless
terrorist.
Ile Ife remain very proud of the great
queen Moremi Ajasoro, a brave
woman who sacrificed her only son
OLUOROGBO for the victory of her
people over the faceless terrorists
who used incessantly raid Ife
markets, we will not dignify this
rascality of royalty with an expected
response as we are not ready for any
useless supremacy battle incapable of
taking Yoruba to a greater height.
Most paramount on the mind of His
Imperial Majesty Ooni Adeyeye
Ogunwusi Ojaja II with the
unflinching support of Baba Alaafin,
baba Awujale, baba Alake, baba
Orangun, baba Deji, babe Ewi, baba
Osemawe, baba Olubadan, Oba of
Lagos and other relevant peace
loving monarchs in Yorubaland and
in other parts of the country is and
remains the much needed progress of
Yoruba nation which can only be
catalyzed by peace and unity, this
has necessitated his unimaginable
barrier-breaking unity visits he has
been taking around not only in
Yorubaland but also across Nigeria
and internationally.
His activities in the last one year on
throne are enough to attest to his
personality as a king of peace.
It is a pity that at this time when
everybody is lucidly tired of
retrogressive royal discord generally
agreed to have colossally hindered
our pace of progress as a people of
common heritage politically and
socio-economically, the OLUGBO who
claims to be the chairman of Yoruba
Obas Committee on Peace and
Reconciliation has suddenly without
a deep knowledge of Yoruba history
woken up to see royal controversy as
the only tool for cheap publicity.
Kabiyesi Ooni is not interested in
joining issues with Oba Akinruntan
or anyone on any matter that can
jeopardize his peace and unity project
which is already making impact in so
many sectors such as Youth
development, women empowerment,
cultural tourism, agric revolution,
unification of our elders and
traditional rulers, to mention but a
few.
We therefore urge every lover of
peace and unity in Africa to ignore
any reckless statement capable of
further dividing us, they should
rather see the author of such
statement as a person who poses a
too armful danger to our peaceful
coexistence.
Yoruba must remain united, Nigeria
must remain united, Africa must
remain united and the entire black
worldwide must remain united
because we are one before the
Almighty God.
Happy 1st year coronation
anniversary kaaaaaabiyesi
Long live Oba Ogunwusi
Long live Ile Oodua
Long live Yorubaland
Long live Nigeria.
Ire o


Other supporters of the Ooni have
also been vocal in their
denunciation of the Olugbo of Ugbo.
Here are some of their reactions on
Facebook.

[url]Adeboye Adedayo i pity him
Like · 2 · 10 hrs
Kennie Taiwo
Kennie Taiwo Interesting…
Like · 2 · 10 hrs
Johnson Wale Ologbenla
Johnson Wale Ologbenla Akinruntan
is undoubtedly a banished Slave who
catapaulted himself to be Slave King
of Olugbo! ‘Nwon de ma a run tan at
last ni’ .
Like · 2 · 10 hrs
Adebayor Taiwo
Adebayor Taiwo Yoruba Ronu ooo,
our leader is our problem in Yoruba
land, can you watch the video and
heirs what this king say please let
stop all this story, because of on
coming generation? Emi ni mo ju e lo
Iwo lo ju mi lo Lo da whala le ,
Yoruba Ronu ooo
Like · 2 · 9 hrs
Michael Adejumo
Michael Adejumo Please let someone
tell me the area where this UGBO is
located as in give me the description
to the village assuming I am going
there from Ile ife
Like · 3 · 9 hrs · Edited
Samlincoln Olabayo Omopariola
Samlincoln Olabayo Omopariola
……..is just a minor island…….,an
Ilaje community,surrounds by ocean
close to Mahin……,via
Igbokoda….,after Okitipupa,Ondo
State
Like · 1 · 7 hrs
Oludare Olateju
Oludare Olateju Looool
Like · 3 · 9 hrs
Adekeye Adesope
Adekeye Adesope That is a mere
wishful thinking. If Wishes were
horses beggars would ride
Like · 2 · 8 hrs
Omisakin Olubunmi
Omisakin Olubunmi Fantasy….
uuuhhmmm interesting!
Like · 2 · 8 hrs
Inumidun Juba
Inumidun Juba “Olu-igbo” just dey
look for cheap publicity stunt.
Gbabe!
Like · 2 · 8 hrs
James Durojaiye
James Durojaiye I think He is Jealous
of His imperialMajesty The Ooni
Ojaja the second
Kabiyesi Adeyeye Ogunwusi Oluaye
Mimi kan ! Kole mi yin …See More
Like · 2 · 8 hrs
Johnson Wale Ologbenla
Johnson Wale Ologbenla Yes,
Akinruntan is ofcourse is envious of
Ile-ife’s Ile O’odua & our Supreme
Monarch of the Cradle of Yoruba
race & in Diaspora. This Akinruntan
isn’t all that ok health-wise!
Like · 2 · 8 hrs
Kehinde Mathew
Kehinde Mathew Where is ugbo in
osun state
Like · 2 · 8 hrs
Johnson Wale Ologbenla
Johnson Wale Ologbenla It’sn’t Osun,
i think around Igbokoda axis of Ondo
state. Akinruntan must be an
offspring of one of the set of
criminals banished 4rm Ile-ife in the
Ancient days. He’s off senses’ numb
6 of the mid of hind & frontal brains.
A dead drunk!
Like · 2 · 7 hrs
Kehinde Mathew
Kehinde Mathew Am sorry for
Olugbo
Like · 12 mins
Akinleye Akindeji
Akinleye Akindeji If he claims to be
one of the ORANFE Onile Ina, then he
should first find his part to his father
. The present ORANFE OBA
ABIODUN MULATTO ORAROTIMI
Like · 2 · 7 hrs
Samlincoln Olabayo Omopariola
Samlincoln Olabayo Omopariola I
used to respect Olugbo of Ugbo
before now……,but what he said on
you tube and all what I had heard
him saying about the cradle of
Yorubas,Ile-Ife makes me think other
wise about him…..,and can see,he is
very jealous of the Ooni of Ife.
Like · 3 · 7 hrs
Ademola Femi
Ademola Femi OONI, SILENCE IS D
BEST ANSWER 4 A FOOL
Like · 2 · 6 hrs
Joshua Oyewande
Joshua Oyewande Skin bleaching
Olugbo,Oba Fredrick Akinruntan is a
fool. He should not be allowed to
distort history. There have been
many Olugbos before him and nine
have made any attempt to distort
history. Akinruntan believes that
with his oil’s subsidy money he c… See
More
Like · 2 · 5 hrs
Otunba Philip Alex Duduyemi
Otunba Philip Alex Duduyemi
Hummm…. don’t advise a fool…….
Like · 2 · 5 hrs
Damilola Omigbule
Damilola Omigbule And he called
himself yoruba man and an
enlightened one for that matter? I
pity him alot. Na gabarge dey comot
from him mouth.
Like · 2 · 4 hrs
Oluwatobiloba Adedire
Oluwatobiloba Adedire you wanto die
young be that bastard king
Like · 1 · 3 hrs
Rotimi A O Tadenikawo
Rotimi A O Tadenikawo erin
olugboyipa o sa fe ki won o ti ohun
wo enu igbago to balaya ko wa si
odun olojo odun to mbo awon ara ilu
e won yio ba ka nu yoruba oore ni
won oro gidi ti ki ba se baba wa oba
sijuwade ta lo mo akinruntan lagbo
awon oba awon ara ilu e ko fe …See
More
Like · 2 · 2 hrs
Kola Adeoye
Kola Adeoye From where to where?
This man is a dreamer.
Like · 2 · 1 hr
Adebiyi Adewole
Adebiyi Adewole this man is high on
weed. in his wildest dreams he want
to become Ooni. wonders shall never
end
Like · 2 · 1 hr
Fasoro Ayodele Énitan Kolawole
Fasoro Ayodele Énitan Kolawole
Funny
Like · 2 · 1 hr
Ademola Femi
Ademola Femi Leadership is not
measured by amount if wealth or
property acquired but by character &
its potentials not by hooligalism &
rascality. Akinruntan would av
brought up dis issue b4 d exit of Oba
okunade sijuade. Its too late 4 d head
DAT is off to cry
Like · 2 · 55 mins
Fasoro Ayodele Énitan Kolawole
replied · 1 Reply
Theresa Ogunwusi Akinola
Theresa Ogunwusi Akinola This Oba
is just looking for cheap popularity
by dragging Ooni Adeyeye into
unnecessary controversy , but silence
is the best answer for a full because
this olugbo is just making a full of
himself by challenging Ooni’s stool.
He should stop wasting his time on
false claims and spend his time to
make life better for his subjects.
Like · 1 · 45 mins
Adebiyi Adewole this man is high on
weed. in his wildest dreams he want
to become Ooni. wonders shall never
end
Like · 2 · 1 hr
Fasoro Ayodele Énitan Kolawole
Fasoro Ayodele Énitan Kolawole
Funny
Like · 2 · 1 hr
Ademola Femi
Ademola Femi Leadership is not
measured by amount if wealth or
property acquired but by character &
its potentials not by hooligalism &
rascality. Akinruntan would av
brought up dis issue b4 d exit of Oba
okunade sijuade. Its too late 4 d head
DAT is off to cry
Like · 2 · 54 mins
Fasoro Ayodele Énitan Kolawole
replied · 1 Reply
Theresa Ogunwusi Akinola
Theresa Ogunwusi Akinola This Oba
is just looking for cheap popularity
by dragging Ooni Adeyeye into
unnecessary controversy , but silence
is the best answer for a full because
this olugbo is just making a full of
himself by challenging Ooni’s stool.
He should stop wasting his time on
false claims and spend his time to
make life better for his subjects.[/url]

CC: Lalasticlala, Mynd44
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/06/ife-princes-and-others-carpet-olugbo-of-ugbo-oba-akinrutan-over-supremacy-battle-with-oni-of-ife/
CultureIfe Princes And Others Carpet Olugbo Of Ugbo, Oba Akinruntan, Over new video by tyokunbo(op):
Ife princes are unhappy with the Olugbo of Ugbo, Oba Obateru Akinruntan, over his supremacy battle with the Oni of Ife, Ooni Adeyeye Ogunwusi.

Check an earlier post on this issue for background information : https://www.nairaland.com/3501858/ooni-ogunwusi-olugbo-akinruntan-supremacy

PoliticsRe: Chief Barida Kobani, Uncle To Wike's SSG, Dumps PDP For APC (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2016
PoliticsRe: Chief Barida Kobani, Uncle To Wike's SSG, Dumps PDP For APC (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 5:59pm On Dec 06, 2016
Chief Barida Kobani defected along with hundreds of his supporters and was received by Hon Maurice Pronen, House of Reps candidate of the APC for the Khana/Gokana Federal constituency.

Here is the statement concerning the defection, shared from the Facebook post of Kennedy Friday, a stakeholder in the Rivers Re-run polls.

“In a shocking development that totally deflated the PDP in Ward 1, Bodo, Gokana LGA, Chief Barida Kobani, uncle and confidant of Chief Kenneth Kobani who is the Secretary to the Rivers State Government (SSG) yesterday dumped and jettisoned the tattered umbrella of the PDP for the broom of the APC.

“Chief Barida Kobani defected along with hundreds of his supporters to the APC and were received by Hon Maurice Pronen, House of Reps candidate of the APC for the Khana/Gokana Federal constituency.

“The development, we gathered, is sending chills down the spines of the depreciating and disappearing PDP support base in Gokana, who are wondering that if an uncle to a high ranking government official in Rivers State could not find value in PDP to hang onto, what would become of the ordinary people with no proximity to power?

“Elders of Gokana across party line have in various fora told their people never to vote against their sons Magnus Abe and Maurice Pronen for any reason, a message which gaining currency and reverberating in the grassroots. Perhaps, that message may have influenced the decision of the uncle of the Rivers SSG to cross over to the other party with his supporters.

Governor Wike, who is increasingly becoming unpopular in Ogoni land certainly won’t be happy about this development, and in the coming days, his SSG may come under the hammer. APC continues to gather momentum in Rivers South-East ahead of the rerun polls.”

PoliticsChief Barida Kobani, Uncle To Wike's SSG, Dumps PDP For APC (photos) by tyokunbo(op): 5:58pm On Dec 06, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/06/chief-barida-kobani-uncle-to-wikes-ssg-dumps-pdp-for-apc/

Chief Barida Kobani, uncle of Chief Kenneth Kobani, the Secretary to the Rivers State Government (SSG), has dumped PDP for APC.

PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Slams El-rufai Again, Says El-rufai Is An Unwashed Underwear Of PDP by tyokunbo(op): 5:58pm On Dec 05, 2016
PoliticsShehu Sani Slams El-rufai Again, Says El-rufai Is An Unwashed Underwear Of PDP by tyokunbo(op): 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2016
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2016/12/05/shehu-sani-slams-el-rufai-again-says-el-rufai-a-dirty-underwear-of-the-pdp/

A few days ago, Nairaland published a statement by Shehu Sani, the senator representing Kaduna Central district in the National Assembly, accusing Nasiru El-Rufai, the Kaduna State Governor, of sponsoring thugs against him. The human right activist said El-Rufai should be held responsible if anything happened to him. Here is the link of the post.


https://www.nairaland.com/3500397/hold-el-rufai-anything-happens-me

It appears Shehu Sani has not finished with the Kaduna State Governor, calling him a stinking 16-year-old unwashed and dirty underwear of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in a new post.

He said El-Rufai is a mucous that could be mistaken for a vanilla ice cream, a heap of excrement people may mistake for a bar of chocolate.

Sani said the governor once licked the anus and sniffed the farts of Olusegun Obasanjo and Abubakar Atiku to prove his loyalty but now doing so for Baba.

He called El-Rufai an accidental governor permanently consigning his state in the emergency ward of pervasive insecurity, a man with a perfidious history and patented habit of kneeling down to blow the organs of his masters to prove his fidelity.


Here is the full text of the statement published on his Facebook page.


Since we came to office on May 29th 2015,Elrufai's Kaduna APC held about 8 Press conferences and all the 8 Press conferences were about 'suspending Shehu Sani' or 'confirming the suspension of Shehu Sani' or "ratifying the suspension of Shehu sani" or 'affirming the suspension of Shehu sani'.It has ridiculously reached to a point that each time Kaduna journalist are invited by Elrufai's Kaduna APC is to write the repeated story of Shehu Sani's suspension.I have been so Suspended by Elrufai's men to the point that my car may not need suspenders again.Iam also thinking of opening a private chemistry school to teach students on suspension.I remembered my elementary chemistry where suspension is defined as "A heterogenous mixture in which the solute particles do not dissolve but get suspended throughout the bulk of the medium" I'm proud to be suspended by Elrufai,a serpent in the caravan of change.

Kaduna APC is a congregation of political appointees of Mr Governor,they want him to sleep,snore and fart without noise from Shehu .If my repeated suspension will earn our Governor a shirt in the Nigerian or American BasketBall team, I'll be happy.The very Elrufai's Kaduna APC that accused Shehu of disrespecting the "party" is the same one that reigned insults and abuses against the National Vice chairman North West who invalidated their cretinous vituperation.They are the same people who don't recognize and respect any Commitee set up by the national secretariat of the party including one headed by Katsina State Governor Masari.Their suspension ends in the executive W/C and then the cesspit hole of their Government House where it will converge with the outcome of Suya,Pap and Beans cake meal.

Paying Herdsmen not to attack people in Southern Kaduna and paying the 'Excos' of kaduna APC to suspend Shehu sani is where kaduna state quota of the federal allocation is spent.

Elrufai gets his political advice from an adviser who serves as his apprentice,who has never won an election;a serial lickspittle,a duffer,a clownish bafoon.A man so chronically despised and dismissed by even the cabinet members of his government and the party members in the state.Elrufai has become a hostage of an "advicer" who continuously extort money from the Government in the name of either recalling or suspending Shehu.A project that makes no impact than continuously rubbishing the Governor.

Some people said I overreact to Elrufai but it's not true.I'm been mild.Elrufai is a stinking 16 year unwashed and dirty underwear of the PDP inherited and deodorized by the APC instead of been taken to the laundry.He is a mucous you can mistake for a vanilla ice cream.He is a heap of excrement you may mistake for a bar of chocolate.He once licked the anus and sniffed the fart of Obasanjo to prove his loyalty.He once licked the Anus and sniffed the fart of Atiku to prove his loyalty;Now he is doing so for Baba.An accidental Governor permanently consigning his state in the emergency ward of pervasive insecurity.A man with perfidious history and patented habit of kneeling down to blow the organs of his masters to prove his fidelity.

Shehu sani is "Unsuspendable"

I dey Kampe,even when I climbed Kufena mountain I still dey Kampe.Try another thing this one can't silence ZA Comrade.

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Professionally, I’m a journalist. I specialize in minding other people’s business, so it’s not surprising that I get saddled with a lot of hassles. On Friday, December 2, 2016, I was sitting in my office, minding my damn business, when I got a letter. I didn’t know the writer. Sighing, I opened it, and this is what I saw.

Hi, Tyokunbo, I know you’re not the person to come asking for advice, but I’m in a fix. I’m ashamed for myself, as I find it hard sharing my problems with other people, not knowing I’ll have to do so one day.

I’ve been married 6 years now, to a very pretty woman. She’s been faithful and loyal, always fighting my battles, and I told myself she would always be my woman. The love we share was so deep, but suddenly, I had an issue with my job as a chemical engineer to a multinational company. In short, I was laid off just before the present economic recession. My company saw it coming and decided to bail out of the country.

It pains me so much to narrate this painful story, but I have to do so, tell someone about my challenge, to make me feel better, get it out of my chest. In fairness to my wife, she consoled me, telling me things would be better, that life goes on, that I would find another job. But things only got worse, the recession had set in.

I felt so bad about losing my job, especially as I didn’t have any savings. We spent so much taking care of our extended families. I thought about killing myself, since life became so tough. But my wife stood by me, she was that type of woman. She never gave up on me, told me the pendulum would swing the other way. She told me that suicide wasn’t an option (we had two kids to take care of.) I didn’t go out much, had to stay indoors, since it was practically impossible to get a new job, because of the damned recession and all that shit. Besides, most companies needing my specialized service as a chemical engineer were taking their business to South Africa, Ghana, and Kenya.
Now, when I lost my job was the time all my plans went to hell, life wasn’t rosy anymore , because now I had no money. When I’m at home my wife was out on her teacher job and on and on and on like that.

The situation really pissed me off, with my wife always consoling me. Sometimes, I believed her; at other times, my sadness didn’t allow me see any light in the tunnel. Unfortunately, my woman has one fault – she was paranoid about paying our house rent (which is really a good thing), but not so in this desperate situation. The rent money was due, and the landlord kept pestering us. My wife was really scared, thinking about where we would find the money. One day, I went out to look for money but came back early, to see my wife and a neighbor’s friend doing the old business on our matrimonial bed.
After a very big fight, I sent her packing, along with the children, throwing out her things. She wrote me a long letter later. I wanted to tear it, but I read through out of curiosity. To cut the long story short, she said she understood my actions, that perhaps we should give each other a break, so I can try sorting myself out and balancing my life. She told me she did it because of the rent, that our neighbor’s friend promised to give her the money. She told me she hated doing it, but she couldn’t face the landlord throwing out our property and all the other shit. She said she didn’t want to face the shame, hence she did it. She said she was writing me not to return but for me not to see her as a bad person as she really loved me.

I’ve been thinking and all since I read the letter, and it’s really affecting me, because I know she was telling the truth. I remember how scared she was about the landlord and all. Right now, my life has fallen apart, with the landlord still harassing me and the recession biting harder. My woman is the only one who can console me (because I’m a kind of guy who has few friends, I have trust issues). I don’t know how to put the shattered pieces of my life together now I sent her away. We were so close, and she’s the only person I can tell my innermost secrets. I don’t know what to do now I understand why she betrayed me, because she’s a great woman who stood by me and wanted to protect me from shame. Let her go because of what she did? I just don’t know what to do.

I wish there was no recession that made her fall into the hands of our neighbor’s friend.

Pardon me if my details aren’t enough, don’t be mad at me. I’m just too confused about what and what not to put in the letter.

Thanks for all cooperation,
Jeffrey


I folded the letter and placed it on my table. Normally, I can’t stand women who commit adultery. But in this case, I’m confused. What advice should I give to this man?
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