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ituen ituen, i trust u

segunpc:
yes am enjoying it

na u be clem

clem r u enjoying it jare

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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee,






On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:



"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"






The voice from the other side responded:



"You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"






"No" replied the trainee.






"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"






The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"






"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.






"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down,
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who go uproot d topic com from yonder



clem, abeg spray

welkum bak folly69

tnx yummie

d smile is for u not really d joke

same

lol

elle

cutie

aiit yummie

answer to wat yummie

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm²

yummie am cool, i just gentle for hia

@ituen

dat is unnecessary love, ours is not like dat, ok

segunpc n olulu, u prefer to. . . . .

spend d majority of ur time in a 6x8 desk cubicle

get more work for good behaviour

carry around a security card and open all d doors for urself

get fired for watching tv and playing games

not able to speak to ur family on fone

and get to pay all d expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

wao! dats hilarious


@ituen

no start ooo

abi o

my nyt was cool, n urs??

olulu weldone

olulu tnx for lettin me kno

i nor no say u sef dey see am o

notin bad jare

iyale mi, welkum bak ooo

we've missed u soooooo much too

hw studies?

hope say dat belle no shake u too much?

welkum

na play play slap na, no fighting

deola1:
i don't get the joke

go bak n read for like 3times, u'll get it by den

wtf is dis

hmmmm gambler

to who?

yeahh yummie

Birthday Hint


It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow.
When I asked her what she wanted,
she hinted that something with diamonds would be nice.
So I've bought her a packet of playing cards!

Work Vs. Prison


IN PRISON, you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK, you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON, you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK, you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON, the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK, you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON, you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON, they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK, you can't even speak to your family on the phone.

IN PRISON, the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


where would u prefer











Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!

who'll join me

u r welkum yummie