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sam should do somtin about dis topic fast

kola oloye:
What do you want me to do with your tongue?

cut urs

at allllllll

yes

life after death


a girl walked up to her mom and the followeing conversation ensued:

girl: mom, is there life after death?

mom: yes

girl: thank God

mom: why?

girl: i killed dad

lmao,

nice one there sam

During an english lesson on parts of speech,
he following conversation ensued between
the teacher and a student.

Teacher: what is a verb?

student: a verb is an item found in a bicycle tyre.

teacher: what are u saying?

student: it is a complete statement

teacher: are u mad?

student: it is a question sir

teacher: dont be stupid!

student: it's an advice sir.

teacher: stpo that nonsense

student: it's a command sir

teacher: u r an idiot.

student: it's an insult sir.

teacher: get out of my class

student: it's an order sir

ituenhino

tnx yummie

@kola oloyo

WAO! dis is really great

so ituen, u've not seen dis b4

tnk GOD

:-x

hmmmmmm

y me?, wats my own

na lie,u just come office,

where u go yesternite

na yesterday she brush her teeth

@joke

lmao

i no no say una two don ready nw, una for don tell me since

abeg sauce na 2 coffin make u price o

one for ituen n d oda for clem

hye yummie,

gud morning, hw was ur nyt

. . . . and cancer too

u sef com stand dey look

na wa o

y she dey jealous nw

she dey among ur wife

no let miggy catch u

lol

madam don brush her teeth

na hin mouth dey kill am so

ituen:
Ztyle,

In as much as tessy is your friend, there are certain limits of that friendship which i'll define.

There is love in sharing but when it concerns my wife/wives, ztyle i no dey carry them play. If na war, ask saucekid wetin happen to SegunPC.

I wouldnt wan what happened in 1980 happen again just because of woman.


BE WARNED!!!!!!!

wat happened in 1980 n who snatched ur wife den?

help me ask am o

na true she tlk na

ituen:
me i don tire to see this kain joke

abi o

dats my yummienho

e no affect me nw, i dey kampe

wetin consine u

i ask u