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aiight yummie

yeah, am wit u yummie

i trust u ituen

na since when he don dey pocknose to d matter wey no concern am

na jealousy dey worry ituen

u rite yummie

better

clemcykul:
na me nho

tytynho u don paynho your rentnho

tnx to yummienho

Sam we'r still waiting o

wit u behind me

make una no beat my yummie o, abeg

nice jokes

voice out men

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Check this cool puzzle,
















A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was re! quired. He waited by the door and listened.
















A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six" and was let in.
















A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in.
















The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said,"ten" and the man replied, "five."








But he was not let in. What should have he said?
















Comon guys put on your thinking caps & get the solution,
























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Ans: - 3












The man had to reply the number of characters in the word the Doorman was asking.








He should have replied "Three" instead of "Five".
















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ituen r u ok nw

who nextinho

hw u tke no say dem no wear cloth??

so u sef no wear cloth go there nw

i be wan wrk there, na d policy pursue me commot

ha d babe too much

i tot as much

@yummie

avn't heard from her o, believe she's doin well sha

gilgee, y u dey tlk like dis nw,

no be d bush u sef dey fall in luv wit

abi u don forget say na there u dey brush ur teeth everyday

if i clear d bush ur teeth go expire o

y una dey quarrel na

sammy no share me wit my yummie o

no one like u yummie

sammy is just a good good friend

Dress Code - It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days - We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days - Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Bereavement Leave - This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use - Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break - Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

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ituen dis one no be gra gra love oo

na him nw

no storyyyyyyyyyyyyy

na wa o