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tnx to u yummie

yes, u r most welkum yummie

lol, abeg try remember oo

notin like dat yummie, dnt u trust me again??
anyways av told him, he's just my man,
trust me

d guy voice out by force

Gen Sam like wat oooooooooo

yes u r right yummie

*draws folly closer, gives him a hot monosoto*

no tj, Gen sam is not a bank robber,
he's my man

aiight clem

Two Nerds
Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

open ya mouth

haba! Sam u kno now

[i_{]*took bottle from folly n pours it on his head*} walks away[/i]

e don pack commot for mile two, na agboju junction e dey nw

clemcykul:
eyaa sorry gilgee i don forget say your bla bla bla na only ears e fit enter

gilgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

d other time na lice dey ur armpit

u don remove am finish

yes nw, abi u no noe

clem na gbogbolowo nig. ent.

she dey comment her reserve

tnkx yummie, et al


Happy Hour
A guy walks into a bar and there's a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse tending bar before?"

The guy says, "It's not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place."

princesa:
gunny
dint anybody tell u am looking for you

nobody did,
cos nobody seems to need d gun

continue blushing Sam

aiight yummie, av done dat,

missed u

Migines:
. . . . And i'm damn sure they don't know der your wives. and that shows how pathetic u are.

for ur dream, abi

look, me, my yummie and my iyale r for better for worse everybody in kuvukiland knows,
we r never divorcee like u n clem  

gilgee:
Migines you mean he is an anonymous husband ehen?

u dis ghost husband, who be ur wife for dis kuvuki land

dnt u ever call my yummie anonymous husband again o

Four men rode in a car: a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer engineer.

The car stalled out.

The mechanical engineer said, "It must be the pistons; let's repair them and be on our way."

The electrical engineer said, "It has to be the spark plugs; we'll replace them and be ready to roll in no time at all."

The chemical engineer said. "No, it's got to be bad gas; we'll flush the system and be on our way."

They turned to the computer engineer. "What do you think we should do?" they asked.

The computer engineer shrugged and said, "Let's get out of the car, close the doors, then get back in and try restarting it."

expecting more Gem Sam Milla

hey Gen Sam, i dey, just relax small

hw u dey, miss u too o

u atutupayaya

u no kno d anser?

_{*draws folly69 back*} open ya mouth, say something

yummie hw u dey

@ topic

diverted

as my greatgrandpa nw, i dey follow ur instructions wella

me sef i kno say u be old papa youngie

i just wnt make u tlk am wit ur mouth

greatgrandpa

na lie, where u do am