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n u r d tree

so we'll kukuma uproot d whole tree

y u dey call am monkey nw

ayus my man, i dey o, hw's wrk?

u sef com chop d remaining, e com dey affect ur brain

Sacrcasm at Work

Dear Staff

It has been brought to the CEO's attention that some individuals throughout the organisation have been using sarcastic language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "Try Saying" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a blankety-blank clue, do you?

2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a power-crazed witch

3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the heck do you expect me to do this?

4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: Buzz off jerkface

5. Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well stand me on my head and call me a flower vase

6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with,
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a darn.

7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my gosh-darned problem.

8. Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the heck?

9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No blankety-blank chance mate.

10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the heck didn't you tell me that yesterday?

11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He's got his head where the sun don't shine.

12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, jerk face.

13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs blankety-blank holidays anyway?

naija and olulu don chop s**t

remember, dreams dey come true

loling

like

to do wat

@saucekid

tnx to my yummie

@jaymob

n u won't be able to hear, coz i cut ur own ear commot

aiight yummie, av heard u

na from ur mouth dem go hear am

no mind am

aproko

no mind d yeye guy jare, i warned him nw,go to page 10,

u will see it there, na yeye boy

hmm delib,
so u don finally see person to borrow u money,

hw many weeks dis one go last u nw

didn't i tell u , some weeks ago dat ur money will soon expire

c nw, d last time u post here was on 7th,

who borrow u dis money, n hw much dem borrow u

just count ur days again

clem d researcher

abi o

i'm blushing :">

tnx honey

i wonder o

am feeling u yummie

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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y u opening ur teeth

yes

aiight dear, let me get my purse

naija,
y u like to dey expose ursef like dis,
i dey try to cover u up, but u no want am,

n be u beg me make i tke d 2 bags of garri and 5 bottles of palm oil
say u wan share am between all ur family including extended family members wey dey ur village

ITUEN

i appreciate all u did for me in ur coy,
so i wnt more to come and benefit 4rm d gud tins u r doin ,
dats y am doin dis

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Men:


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1. All men are extremely busy.


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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.


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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.


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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.


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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


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Women:


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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.


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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.


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3, Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.


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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.


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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".


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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.


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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.


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@tj tj

wadever pock/poke
just get d message

na jealus dey worry am because he no get yummie inside house