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it is gulder gilgee

not yet approved by my yummie

on wat condition gilgee

@quentininc

u kno d anser so tell us

u r welkum sam

i want d answers from u guys

so we u r, dats gud

i know u all av dirty mind, here's another one, i need d rite answer, not wat's in ur mind

It goes in DRY, it comes out WET

The LONGER its in, the STRONGER it gets.

U can av it in bed, just d 2 of U,

wat is it

ayusman i no no wetin u dey tlk about o, just tellme d answer

sincity u r free to say d answer afterall u r in a sincity

@tessy

y r u shocked
do u know d answer

No 1 is fineyabber

tufe:
some poeple have started claiming kingdoms here.

may thunder finish them.

tyty, i am happy your iyale has come. i am also happy that u were theer for her in her tryuing times. you are indeed one in a million.love ya

oh yummie, tnx n am glad u r bak too_{*am blushing*}

r u?, if u r den . . . . . . . . . . . . .

oh yummie, am very sorry pls, dont mind all dose bad-belle

u no brush ur teeth dis morning?

i dey nw

u no go congratulate me say my iyale don come bak

shame catch all our enemies

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa, won fe pa mi oooooo

sauce y u dey like dis na, u wan dey betray ur frend again?

na wa o

sam giv me more time to tink about it, ok

gilgeeeeeeeee,
u don remove d lice wey dey ur armpit finish?

lol, fine answer

delib:
now titi,
come explain wetin u see for inside soup way make u hold locust beans for hand

hmm, delib, se bcoz u don manage post up to 1000 posts for here,
na hin make u dey get mouth for me abi

ur days r numbered, i'll hold ma peace here

and me

@lollabey

we've missed u sooooooo much too
but i was assured u'll be bak ASAP,
so tnk God u r bak,
shame to those who say u don run leave our yummie, but i tell them sha o,
dat nothing dey happen, lola dey kampe,
dem even pray for me make i run leave my yummie, but i let dem understand that we r for better for worse
not for better for stay for worse for go,
anyways,hw ur journey, u r welkum bak


@sam

no vex for two things
(1) say i type ur name as sand san instead of sam

(2) say i no accept ur offer as "firstlady"

wat do u wnt d elders and chiefs of Kuvukiland to say about me,
av u forgotten whom my yummie is on dis land?
so to avoid embarrasment for me n u,
give me anoda post in Kuvukiland, i'll so much appreciate dat,
thk u

hmm iya, where av u been

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went
straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see
how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5
minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went
to sit back in her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna
call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there
too.

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well,
Devil, how much do I owe you? The devil says "Ten million
dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to
sit back in his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to call
Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want
to talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I want to talk to the PDP,
everybody, , He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours,
he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do
I owe you?

The devil says "One dollar".

Obasanjo is stunned & says "One dollar Only one freaking dollar??"

The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another
hell, it's local !

lmao

San milla goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos.

He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, 'It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold'

San milla was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object.

The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, 'What do you have in it?'

He says, 'Soup, and ice cream!'

@milla
more jooooo

tessybaby u r toooo much

termite

and jayidiot hw do u mean

jaymobb:
*sam u nid to stop getting high on cheap weed*