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@san milla, not util i hear from ituen

i wonder wetin he dey smoke dis dayz

and more

tj y u dey cry na?

A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out.

“While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by just his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he so chooses.”

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

he goes

caution

ehhh na wa o

san milla u r not serious

gilgee u r never serious

saucekid u cannever be serious

yeah, i think i av some

i dey mi guy, its bin a long time

na wa for dis kain resignation letter o

ayusman hw u dey

he loves his destination, dats where his treasure is

very funny pix

carelessness

delib y u dey laff

continue for ur dream

comments still reserved

dis is tooooooooo much Geeceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i reserve my comments till oga ituen comes

gilgee:
Ty Ty na who dey spoil you sef?

**Takes her to one corner, rubs her anointing oil and she confesses that bla bla is good.**

na u dey spoile me na, but no let my yummie catch u o

coz if he catch u, eh, ur own don finish oooo

i think he has forgotten

go in peace for wia

u dey sell ticket for who

anyways i dey count ur days wey remain for u to disappear,
i go remind u dat time,say ur money don expire ooo

_{abi u want make i tell everybody say na me be ur ISP?}

craziness

the spirit of bla bla iness

Anoda Ijebu man _{(seems he's delib's grandfather )}

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

no na lawd canoe u go see

Old Lawyer

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the laywer was, and greeted him warmly.

Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

chrisoml:
Ok enough of them fights here

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction , and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured , she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?" God Replied, "I didn't 'recognize' you

y dnt u start anoda thread for this?? no find ma twobu o

no be so u sef start