₦airaland Forum

They don't want to retire because of the stupidity & docile nature of Nigerians. Who will see freebies & willingly let go?
The politicians & their civil servant cohorts will continue to reap Nigerians off. The solution is that we should stop giving handouts & giveaways to anyone above 21years. Tell them to stand up for themselves & challemge those milking our commonwealth away in political & government offices. They must also demand the religious heads to do same or else they boycott those 419 centers ( only few are true to their religion).
Until we start doing what oyinbos do to their kids above 18years, we will all keep acting like foolish kids in adult garments who dont know how to demand their rights from government.

Only in Nigeria will a crook call a fellow crook a thief.

Kwanza:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-pdp-is-only-interested-in-edo-treasury-ganduje/

Thank you @luvinhubby for helping resolving my ABS issue. In spite of the very heavy rain, I got great service. More grease to your elbow.

Thank you for responding on WhatsApp as promised. I look forward to doing business with you.

luvinhubby:
I did not see your chat or probably missed it, please resend it

Oga Luvinhubby, I sent you a whatsapp message on 08099451504 without a response. I need the following urgently:
1. Honda accord 2008 abs module
2. Honda accord 2008 VTC solenoid- new

What's the price and where is the location for pick up / can drop off be done with pay on delivery?

Thank you so much. You are doing a great job. God bless you.

GAZZUZZ:
From codes shared , you have a faulty abs actuator.

From codes shared you have a faulty O2 sensor bank1 sensor1

From codes shared timing is over advanced or retard.ed .

Replace the part welded. That should restore engine power.

Chief GAZZUZZ please recommend a relatively inexpensive but reliable HONDA mechanic to me. PLEASE��.
May you never be troubled in life. May ALL you lay your hands on prosper.

It also pulled these check engine codes:
1. F-CAN malfunction (ecm ) pcm-vsa control module unit
2. A/F sensor (B1) S1 heater circuit malfunction
3. VTC system malfunction
4. CMP Sensor A and CKP sensor incorrect phase detected

Please refer any reputable mechanic in Lagos.

My Accord 2008 pulled these ABS codes:
1.VSA solenoid valve malfunction
2. Ecm/PCM relation failure
3. Abs left rear outlet solenoid valve malfunction
4. Abs Right front outlet solenoid valve malfunction
5. Right front magnetic encoder malfunction

Hello, my car is a 4cylinder 2008 Accord. I had a part of my engine welded by a ‘Kazeem‘ due to an annoying noise when I start the car. The noise went away, but I realized that’s the wrong procedure after stumbling on articles online. PLS HOW DO I CORRECT THIS BIKO.
Also, my engine started vibrating with increased load like AC ON. It’s not much , but noticeable.
Lastly, my Kazeem fixed my suspension bits & brakes. Saldlly, I have my ABS,! , VFS & brake lights all on. It ALL goes off for like 15mins when it rains.
Please help as I am not happy at all. I will be posting the pictures of the codes pulled

Please house, can I get a recommendation for a reputable garage that can help fix below issues.

Also, how much does original new shocks for Accord 08 cost?

Tzar:
My car is a 4cylinder 2008 Accord. I had a part of my engine welded by a ‘Kazeem‘ due to an annoying noise when I start the car. The noise went away, but I realized that’s the wrong procedure after stumbling on articles online. PLS HOW DO I CORRECT THIS BIKO.
Also, my engine started vibrating with increased load like AC ON. It’s not much , but noticeable.
Lastly, my Kazeem fixed my suspension bits & brakes. Saldlly, I have my ABS,! , VFS & brake lights all on. It ALL goes off for like 15mins when it rains.
Please help as I am not happy at all.

ABS CODES
1.VSA solenoid valve malfunction
2. Ecm/PCM relation failure
3. Abs left rear outlet solenoid valve malfunction
4. Abs Right front outlet solenoid valve malfunction
5. Right front magnetic encoder malfunction

CHECK ENGINE CODES
1. F-CAN malfunction (ecm ) pcm-vsa control module unit
2. A/F sensor (B1) S1 heater circuit malfunction
3. VTC system malfunction
4. CMP Sensor A and CKP sensor incorrect phase detected

My car is a 4cylinder 2008 Accord. I had a part of my engine welded by a ‘Kazeem‘ due to an annoying noise when I start the car. The noise went away, but I realized that’s the wrong procedure after stumbling on articles online. PLS HOW DO I CORRECT THIS BIKO.
Also, my engine started vibrating with increased load like AC ON. It’s not much , but noticeable.
Lastly, my Kazeem fixed my suspension bits & brakes. Saldlly, I have my ABS,! , VFS & brake lights all on. It ALL goes off for like 15mins when it rains.
Please help as I am not happy at all.

ABS CODES
1.VSA solenoid valve malfunction
2. Ecm/PCM relation failure
3. Abs left rear outlet solenoid valve malfunction
4. Abs Right front outlet solenoid valve malfunction
5. Right front magnetic encoder malfunction

CHECK ENGINE CODES
1. F-CAN malfunction (ecm ) pcm-vsa control module unit
2. A/F sensor (B1) S1 heater circuit malfunction
3. VTC system malfunction
4. CMP Sensor A and CKP sensor incorrect phase detected

My Accord 2008 pulled these check engine codes:
1. F-CAN malfunction (ecm ) pcm-vsa control module unit
2. A/F sensor (B1) S1 heater circuit malfunction
3. VTC system malfunction
4. CMP Sensor A and CKP sensor incorrect phase detected

My Accord 2008 pulled these ABS codes:
1.VSA solenoid valve malfunction
2. Ecm/PCM relation failure
3. Abs left rear outlet solenoid valve malfunction
4. Abs Right front outlet solenoid valve malfunction
5. Right front magnetic encoder malfunction

Hi luvinhubby, my car is a 4cylinder 2008 Accord. I had a part of my engine welded by a ‘Kazeem‘ due to an annoying noise when I start the car. The noise went away, but I realized that’s the wrong procedure after stumbling on articles online. PLS HOW DO I CORRECT THIS BIKO.
Also, my engine started vibrating with increased load like AC ON. It’s not much , but noticeable.
Lastly, my Kazeem fixed my suspension bits & brakes. Saldlly, I have my ABS,! , VFS & brake lights all on. It ALL goes off for like 15mins when it rains.
Please help as I am not happy at all. I will be posting the pictures of the codes pulled

This is totally true.
Imagine, yesterday a Zenith Bank driver ( he showed me his ID) was using the company car in his care for driving lessons without a learners sign. The learner bashed my car bending the front shaft, breaking the full light and seriously damaging my front bumper. I asked for his 3rd party insurance and the guy said the car has none (maybe had been doing fake insurance)
The damage will cost me 45k! After begging for a few minutes the guy calmly told me "oga, but you look like you can afford to fix the car now. Just take me as your brother." Then he started calling his entire household to come beg me.

I honestly just got tired and decided to go fix the car. The evil & sense of entitlement in Nigeria is baffling.

Instead of you to ask for the qualities that makes a man wife his lady, you think your looks can entrap a man to commit?

No doubt, some man are not ready to settle down, that doesn't make them childish. The truth is that marriage (just like so many other things) isn't made for everyone (even if society / religion makes it ideal).

Most Arabs see other races (apart from Caucasians) as slaves ...even in this 21st century.

Sadly these other races help buttress this horrible narrative with bad governance in their home countries.

I love this!
I'm sure most of these pledges will be redeemed.
Unlike the audio promises we get in Nigeria (in government & private life).

The problem isn't that she gave sex advice.
Sexual talk & other mediocre interests has totally drowned intellectually sound and progressive discussions.
My challenge is majority of Nigerian Youths have become so shallow and myopic is their thinking.

Sanwo Olu! You better get to work now before Lagosians send thunder to you.

Nigerians deserve the leaders they get.
As long as we keep being bad leaders in our little or large spaces, we will continue to get these kleptomaniacs and/or clowns as leaders.

For Sale!
2000 units of Zenith
3000units of Unionbank
1500units of Accessbank

contact: blingtopsy@yahoo.com

FUTA, 130K, for 4 semesters

Why is everyone so sympathetic. How many of d pple dat hv replied have/intend to gone/go 4 HIV test. we are so quick 2 be sympathetic without knowing our status. Yes, I am yet 2 get tested too. I plan 2 go b4 d end of this year. I am educating myself and preparing my psyche 4 whatever d outcome is.I think its high time we started getting tested. As there is a way out now!
Coloba, u r towing d right line. Trust in God, he can do it. Also, eat good food and immune boosting foods like omega (Fish) oils, yogurt, amino acids, red meat (moderately), fruits etc. U maynt need retro viral drugs 4 a long while. Being positive isnt a death sentence. It is just a wake up call. Also, get registered with a govt hospital or LASACA / NACHA to enjoy free retro viral drugs. Treat every ailment promptly and always complete ur dose of treatment. Live a healthy life and exercise regularly. try not 2 think about it- meditation helps. U can focus on healing verses in d Bible by repeating it aloud 2 urself as often as possible. Or repeat aloud regularly as many as 1000 or more times a day "everyday in every way I am getting better and better"
I got 2 know dat 10% of those who test +ve may never manifest AIDS, also with proper use of ur retro viral drug, u can live ur full years. Avoid having indiscriminate sex as this can cause other HIV viruses to combine with d existing one , thus making it more resistant to treatment.
Diplomatically tell ur fiancee 2 get tested too. If she is +ve, u guys can get married & have HIV -ve children via specialist doctors dat can assist. If she is -ve I think u shouldnt tell her. Just break up wit her in a civil way. B/c of the exposure of most pple the less pple u tell d better 4 u. This is to protect ur complex and psyche.
If she is -ve & u have difficulty abstaining 4rm sex totally, seek anoda HIV +ve girl 4rm some of d grps forming now 4 marriage. U'll get dem in churches and hospitals.
I hope I have been of help.
Good Luck.

Please those who have gone thru d process should tell us d modalities and kind of questions. I'll be going 2mropw cos I was late 2day.

@dippy, u r d real thing. some nigerians can just be as wack as wack can be .
@ AdeCisco listen 2 only dippy. odas r just typical yap yap humans. try hi5.com, i know a lot of guys dat have testimonies. Goodluck

Dont forget they'll call u 4 d nxt stage based on your score. They said there is no guarantee. Please don't call me a kill joy. Yes it will be on your computer knowledge. Then we'll go for the main interveiw. Goodluck.

Dont 4get they'll call u 4 d nxt stage based on ur score. They said there is no gurantee. Pls dont call me a kill joy. Yes it will be on ur computer knowledge. Then we'll go 4 the main interveiw. Goodluck.

@ escada, full time is 2 yrs & part-time is between 15-18 mnths.

@ escada, yes u can get a place @ LBS MBA if u can pass their entrance exam/ have a very high GMAT score. Pease dont 4get dat u may hav to cough out about 1.3 million naira. Cheers.