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When I heard the news today, I was somehow pleased. But, that's probably one out of a thousand out there.

coolnice:
what website did you use please.
is it the one for the afri bank scratch card?
that's the one i have

Just curious, did you get the card from the UK? And you sat for the examination there too?

UNLEASHED:
I just checked my sister's result now and I used Jambites acess card. The digits are 12 in number.

Your sister's result or yours? Yeah, right! Whatever,

For those who have checked their results, where did you get the cards from? What type, and how much is it?

pretty4me:
Fa-fa-fawo who told you that fucking lie? where did you get that fake info from? be very sure of what you post here ok? Just go online on monday and get your result simple.

Na you biko.

@ Poster

Omo na wetin you do you go get the result, hopefully, by Monday.

Which one be my own? I be politician? Democrazy in Naija is meant for those looters and embezzlers.

4 Him:
na im be the gateman

Chai! You no pity the fellow at all.

Rest in peace, Sunny

R.I.P Sunny

na for only naija people mouth I dey hear say person dey FRAGILE!

@ prince_onx

Consult a dictionary please! You need it.

Hey thug, I'm not hating though, just thought I should point that out. Either way, good luck and spread the love.

everchris:
My own jamb was somehow bad. To start with, i started 40 minutes late. Its not that i went late to the exam venue. No thanks to jamb, they couldnt find my question papper. I almost cried in the exam hall. The worse part of it was that they didnt give me extra time. From the way it went, i just pray that my result comes out at the end of the day.I think jamb was not well prepared for this exam. The whole thing was disorganized unlike last year. Many people said that this year's own was cheaper than last year's own, guys what do u think? Was this year's own cheaper? I can't say which one was cheaper untill the result comes out.I got over 200 last year.

EverChris, no mind those who said it was cheaper, I guess they must be "mgbo, mgbo" people. My beef with JAMB was not allowing me to use my calculator, maybe if I'd used that I should be hoping for 7o something score. All the same, I did my best, the rest is in God's hands.

Naijamedic, thanks for the response. Actually, I was referring to the nuts, and I don't have pimples. I'm just worried about people making inference to groundnut causing eye problem.

About the blood toxicity, I think I got that one from the herbal practitioners' lexicon. LOL.

holythug:
@ least . . .i finished under 60min

Holythug, one thing is to finish, another is to have good grades.

naijamark:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I "8" PEOPLE WHO COME HERE AND TALK SH_IT. HAVE YOU EVER ATTEMPTED JAMB MATHEMATICS AND FINNISH SAME UNDER 45 MINUTES?

MR GENIUS

No mind that bloke o, he was probably joking or thought it (Jamb Math) a joke.

kingdong:
You do not need a calculator to get that right. While wishing you the best of results so you can move on, how did your English paper go?

Hey Kingdong! You know the reason why I asked was because the paper type was written after the Use of English only and not after others. That's what made me asked. About the Use of English, that one is one of my easiest subjects. Thank God for that.

Hello Dr Balogun, nice to have you back. Please could you tell me if there is any health complication from daily consumption of about 3 tablespoonful of groundnut (peanut). I heard that it could affect the eye, how true is that? I also heard that blood toxicity could affect the eye too, is that true too. Waiting for a responce soon. Thanks.

Hello Doc. Please I'm still waiting for a response to the above message. Thanks.

Most times in Nigeria, the result of an exam justifies how the exam was. So though i wrote well and hope to pass, like most people would say, 'NA WETIN DEM GIVE ME"

This is not the first time that am writing the UME, the 3rd time actually, Thanks to God i have not had a history of failing UME

To be candid, i think that banning the use of calculators in UME is not carefully thought through. Looking at the time frame which students need to use and the technicalities of the questions, it would be unfair for calculators to be banned. Honestly, most of the people who set these rules will not and can not be able to sovle a simple equation without using a calculator. I think that using a calculator or not can not amount to the true test of knowledge as i know to well that even with the calculator, WETIN YOU NO SABI, YOU NO SABI

Be cool guys and think about this

@ Mystics

Omo, I really felt what you wrote, and I admire your confidence to note that you have written the exam twice before, something most people wouldn't do.
Don't mind those old blokes who act as is if they know everything when they don't. Imagine telling a student who supposedly just completed high school (SSCE) with one and a half hour for Mathematics objectives in SSCE to face an even harder JAMB Mathematics without calculator, and under 45 minutes. It's just crazy! There were about 4 Maths question which I could have gotten right but for lack of time which made leave some of them uncompleted to the final answer (that's good, cheap 8 marks gone).
Also, there were shortage of some papers like Biology,Commerce,CRS and so on. I just hope on God to make things work out well again, since I've never failed the exam before.

PS: Did anyone here wrote the paper type on all papers done?

ifeoga:
please can somebody tell me whether it is true or not that jamb has changed candidates centre. is sobody in the house??

Not that I know of.

saucekid:
whatever

HATER

Same ni.

saucekid:
simple method


flash the cash. . . you got the shag

Chai! I don know tey tey say this one na real bad boy, but you make sense my guy.

saucekid:
that'll be after you recieve blinding slaps in succession

You again? You don take the word comot for my mouth.

tngtech:
why you say so.


I think its better you teach her than to go outside and learn by herself.

Holy Armageddon! You mean teach how to live a rugged life? Everyone shall be held responsible for his/her actions.

kufreabasi:
this is life abuse. don't try it.

Word! Real life and child abuse.

@ Poster

Who knows, you friend may have a point there. Tell her to send the 1k ring over so that I can verify how authentic it is.

Cadet:
Stay confused! Eventually, you'll understand

I guess the society expects the guy to do everything, soon I'd hear some people saying what a man can do, a woman can do better. Yeah right!

yemivictor:
Them don hijack thread finish!

Iranu!!

My guy, you never know Nairaland?

@ Poster

Abeg, go tell ya mama efritin, but no talk say na me send you ooo.

Cadet:
Guess we all have our own ideas of sin! no wonder the world is in a turmoil

Cadet:
It depends on the situation. If he's free and thinking about "her", then it's not wrong. But if he's not single and still thinking about her, it's absolutely wrong. Wrong in the sense that it's not fair for his new girl.


But what does repentance have to do with this? It's not like he's committing a sin thinking about the person he once loved. If it is a sin, then we're all sinners. or you want to tell me that no one thinks about anybody they love(d)?

I'm not judging anyone here, but I'm under the assumption that the fellow is chopping out wedlock, and ma'am you know that is sin or you don't think so?

Cadet:
really? and here I thought I was being over dramatic

Yes indeed, ma! Or don't you think it's wrong?

Yes it is, repent ye and accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour! Apparently, you've been gazumping the forbidden fruit, repent ye I say.