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Find the "C" and the "P"[/quote]The eyesight is not all that um, but I was able to find the treasure, so where is the money?

creamdream:
NBC, ?? GOD PUNISH ALL THEIR HEAD.THUNDER FIRE THEM!! part one and part two, e ti won si konga jo!! a je be GONGO a so, ewo NBC won ti e le!!

Omo, abeg no come dey shepe for here o. I reject you. By the way, I still here those played just about everywhere.

The Simpson's invited their new neighbors the Parkers over to dinner. During dinner Mr Simpson asked Mr Parker what he did for a living.
4 year old Billy Parker jumped in and said

" Daddy is a fisherman!"

To which Mrs Parker replied" Billy why do say that? Your daddy is a stock broker not a fisherman."

"No Mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says I just caught another fish."


Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"

The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"

Que sera:
It appears the National Broadcasting Commission (NBC) is corrupt. Why would they ban 'Konga' by Konga and 'Lori le' by X-Project when 'Why Me' and 'Booty Call' by 'D Banj, still hits the airwaves?

If I have my way, I'd ban them all. But, it is quite wrong for them to leave most of D'banj's songd unbanned and banning the two you mentioned.

Thanks Manuch for the info.

chiken ice:
please view this topic
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-90730.0.html

I'm sorry, this doesn't answer my question.

Because you are actually all tensed up during the exam, that's why.

It wouldn't matter.

Is there anyone who knows how much it could cost to get the a standard Nigerian passport? Please share the idea with me, I've checked their website but coudn't find anything about it.

tommyex:
Me lost bro

OLA
nice story there,i love d pepper selling part,lol

Well, I was trying to back Mary Kelly up there. You were actually asking her what kind of bible she reads as if there is a version of the Bible which supports that, that's why I asked if Christ endorsed fornication, if I may put it that way.

maryray:
@ UI as i said its easy for u to say, u are d guy anwway. JTry putting yourself in their shoe and if u have any brain, will be able 2 figure out what some on them are feeling. Their self esteem and pride in themselves has already been reduced, help them feel worst em, THANK You. Just don't do d same to others because as someone said, someone might just do it to your daughter , and u must not complain.

I said that. But nobody should try me with such because na man I be and body no be firewood.

denony:
Well its a compansation,

I've witnessed one, its reality.
Some Female secretaries do it to earn more.

Female secretaries are baaaaaaaaaad

They sample their offshore, they never wear bra when ever they want to seduce their boss or even their collegues. they will showcase half of their breast.


THEY ARE BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

question:
SEXUAL HARRASMENT
Some of them do not wear pant to work.
Na so them go dey flash the kongo for them Oga face.
The poor man go just lose control.

My People, this thing dey happen everyday.
Some years ago, there was this girl doing her NYSC in my former office. In less than 10 months, she slept with more than 5 guys (starting from the manager) within the same office.
They promised to retain her after service but never kept their promise.
I pity the girl sha.

retoodro:
hi mary kelly, it nice of u to judge people u don't know and have never even met. i might be shy, but am not dumb. could u be little less hypocritical? Please dnt use GOD to try and justify your words. and no am not ashamed of me, because i know me and u dnt.

PS:

TEN not SIX! so u see, your not even there!

She intended to say the SIXTH commandent, that must have been a typo I guess.

tommyex:
Mary
which bible do u read sef?You attack the guy and I am sure u dnt know christ 1 bit.

Topic
If u love the girl stick to her and tell her about your situation,she may psyche u up.If u don't love her pick 1 of d girls and have fun,shebi they are asking 4 it now,u wont be hurting them.Esp if they know you have a girlfriend and still dey tease you.^{But beware and don't mix up brotherly love with erotic love}

So, are you telling that Christ endorsed such rubbish? You must be kidding me.

olanajim:
Kai! Did I really posted yoruba today? My first a long time. Well, Booyaya, I didn't ask the guy to fornicate. I want him to learn from and avoid it. If at all he must get a partner, she mustn't be among those calling him "chicken". That is the best way to shame them. That was what I did.

I remember one of the incidences. My the lady told me infront of over 50 people that I was okobo! I was mad at her. But did nothing. I was one of the seniors then. 2 guys actually went to the store to "do it" one of them picked the lady. In school compound! I was stunned. They challenged me to "go in and prove" that I am a man. What would I do? To keep my face, I started preaching! In the end, the called me a fool and left me alone. That did it. I knew I wasn't a fool. I cried at home because of the shame and avoided the guys. To be stronger, I join karate club and attend boxing training after school. By the time the ruthless man in me start showing, my traducers learn to show me respect. I didn't have girlfriend or try to have till I left the school. Since they Know Iam now a boxer, they stop making jest of me. I wasn't that strong but i exagerated my strenght to scare away idiots among them.

I am single not lonely and I enjoy every bit of it.

And what happen to the lady that taunted me? At the last meeting, I met one of them selling pepper at a lagos market sometimes ago. One sells eggs and had kids for two guys. Both single mothers. That is the end of temptress. Beware!

Interesting story!

@Poster

The moral of this story is, DO NOT FORNICATE!

As someone said, pray to God for guidance. It appears you have been eating the forbidden fruit with reckless abandon.

@Topic

They ask that in order to ascertain how capable you are, and how much you should be able to spend on them. Greedy ones!

@Poster

The reason you listed above are the likely. Shame to know though

@Sillyboy

You'd better stop all those things you have been doing cos the Kingdom of God is close at hand. Or someone is going to do same to your daughter(s).

@PLC

Oga, how come agro never kill you with all the blue film wey you don watch.

maryray:
See u guys, this thing that is amusing to u guys, is actually a serious issue. Some of this girls that u guys describe as "unconfident, and greedy", not all of them are that way. You see, first of all this is naija, finding a job is like breaking into aso rock when ABACHA was president, and when they are faced with sleeping with their boss, or losing their job and becoming a prostitute anyway, them might as well sleep with d boss.
You know what they say, people who have luck like d rest of us, and have parents that are well of, or not too bad off, they mock or blame others for their misfortune. Believe it or not honeys, people actually have to do worst things to survive. Be real, if u can't help, shut up and don't make them feel worst than they are. You could help yourself by changing d topic. Adieu.

So, are you trying to justify their sleeping with a boss just because it's hard to get a job in the country? I've got news for you, just as some repondents have said, by the time the boss is through with her she would be sacked anyway, so what's the gain?

oluwdashmi:
@talk2sulta
what inspires you about his lyrics, is it his videos or what? someone who wore a Ghanian vest while singing, when Nigeria is yet to achieve good image.

Word! I thought I was the only one who noticed that! Never have I seen any Ghanaian artiste donning the green and white of Naija's flag, could that be lack of patriotism on Tu Face's part. By the way, he is not the only guilty one though, I've seen a couple of other Nigerian artists who put on the colours of Jamaica. Shame on them all.

dee02:
fu*k tuface
the number of times he lied to bang innocent girls and the number of times he trespassed on other people's private garden area would be the number of times he would be robbed, 3rd time and ya'all tripping, he know's the number of women he has used, so hez got a long more to come his way, he berra be ready because hez hands are full!!

when something bad happens to someone, he only needs to look within his vicinity and he would see the reason!

Now who are you blaming for that? Why should you be blaming Tuface when infact we have all these girls running after him because he is a star, talk about greedy and materialistic ladies, abi if na you you go see awoof you no go chop? Only God can help a man. Abeg brother man, if you are coming from that angle forget am.

bennygee:
wetin dey sweet people with sucking of breast sef?
no be this same breast wey all of us suck when we be small pikin?
when we marry we go still suck am tire.
na wa oo

A bottle of paraga mixed with opa eyin and opa bara for optimum performance. Oh no! Did I see fiance there, in that case and to avoid the sinful thing, a neck tie should be okay. Nice to see a lady intending to buy a Val gift.

Run for dear life!

Uhm. . . .Uhm. . .

Heard 'em say it's blue.

menix:
May be this can help u,
Babe each time i see u my something tells me u re meant for me and having faith in god i know its time for we to manifest your golden relationship. Can u be my miss world so that i would cherish & monopolise u.

Though still a greenhorn, but I feel you guys are not compatible a bit - a vociferous and hot-tempered woman and a quiet fellow, una no match at all. Advice is seek someone else, there are lot of fishes in the ocean.

Say whatever you like bros, but to me virginity is still dignity whether they had the opportunity or not, it doesn't matter to me. I'd prefer a virgin to all these animashaun girls about town anyday.

She is oh run, well except if you are interested. One almost raped me when i was in school. I had just finished taking my bath, she followed me to my room saying she wanted to collect some movies, me i threw my towel away and started cleaning myself, when this girl grabbed my breast and started sucking, it took Specail strenght from God for me to push her and run. The chick was huge, I can't stop thanking my starts for my sweet escape oh. Run when you have the chance

@Sillyboy

You are an incredibly crazy analyst.

Faitymine:
Why the argument guys?
Ladies do give gifts on Val day, but 96% of them do expect!

WORD MAN!

dequeen:
come lets reason 2gether about 2face issue. what i'm saying is that lets find time and pray

4 this guy about robber, because its getting out of hand i mean d robbers attack, is he the only

1 living, but, tell 2face 2 be careful about "women" ooooooooooo

Coming from a woman, so bros Tuface you'd better be careful next time.

kateflow:
them for kill self make we know say him don die

olowe2007:
I try Uploading my picture but the sites keeps complaining invalid picture format.What I don't understand is that my picture is on Jpeg format and is less than 15Kb as specified on the site.It seems this electronic registration of Jamb is a flop I only have 7days left to fill the form and the site keeps complaining

I had the same problem too because, as Charlisco said, if the picture was taken with a digital camera and you used a photo resizer to resize it the picture would be rejected. But not to worry try what I did, visit www.resizr.com and upload your pix, type 120 in the width box, the height would be automatically generated as 120 too, then click on resize button above. After resizing, save the pix and try it again on the JAMB site, hope it works.

charlisco:
yea, i hve encounter similar problem like that too,
reason, if the picture was taken with a digital camera, like iam using ACER, and u use photoreziser to rize it, it will not b valid,

so please try use coreldraw or photopaint

I actually took the image with a digital camera, so I now resized it on www.picresize.com and that's where the problem started. But, after thinking about some factors I navigated to www.resizr.com to resize it again and finally it was accepted.