The goats obviously see watin pass them nah.


Killer preek!

Dre beats just lost a good fortune!


As it stands now, anything Nigeria is a curse and badluck except Yusuf or Buhari himself dies.

122 years on earth with no striking achievements rather than mere baby making & harvest of grand and great grand children is a waste of life.

She ought to have died a long time ago!


It is a pity she had to witness the recent massacre of Benue indigenes by Fulani herdsmen. Maybe the shock and sad story was what killed her for good.

Originals only!


Hell no to toys no matter how cheap or free they become.

Wicked people always die cheaply!

Na wa oh!

Just see the way this mumu allowed his stinginess to pave way for a cannibal's attack.

Na your preek him for bite comot!

It is senseless to defend a girl that is not your wife. Until you marry her, other guys have equal license and access to her, the difference is that she said 'yes come in to you often than she does to others' or maybe says 'No, don't come in to others'!


Mumu boy!

Abeg those ugly terrible marks on his face join the beat wey SARS make for him body?


Up SARS!

I don't seem to understand the relationship between virginity and financial prosperity.


Those days, breaking a girl's virginity used to be a favour but things have since changed.

Na wa!

I'm sure if all my girl friends in high school especially Chizoba, Eseoghene & Munirat had known that virginity would now be auctioned for such a ridiculously huge sum of money, they won't have allowed me drilled an abyss in their honeypot for mere "kpoff kpoff" & 7up.

And what if you die and there is hell?


The devil is nobody's friend including those working for him. Just in case you are considering enlisting into his army!

See John 10:10


In Christ alone is your escape.

Kemi Adeosun needs an appointment with a lengthy preek and not this!

Hmmmm!


They'd make a lovely couple. After all, something must bring a man & woman today.

I hope the explosion didn't vandalize their instrument to kerewawa, because a woman's true happiness is the dominion of a man's preek over her and a man's true happiness is in a woman's honey pot.

Hmmm!


I hope it does not affect Osarobo's uncle's brothel at Aideyan Avenue.

Well, if Bob Izua's mega shopping plaza at ring road under construction could be demolished the other day, then there will be no mercy for even political orphans and vagabonds in the earmarked area.


Obaseki the noiseless ugly governor,

Carry on with your evil demolition plans and remain barren for life.

Criticism is the food of those without understanding!

The Church is a place of absolute orderliness and decency. The two guys standing in front of the altar are members of the church's security unit. They are to ensure orderliness is maintained and that no one tries to disrupt the service or cause distraction.

Secondly, there are times some members will want to leave their seat and run to the altar to have a physical contact with the pastor while preaching, also there are times even strangers walk into the church and straight to the altar wanting to cause distraction, those two guys and others sitted make sure that does not happen.

So they are not there to protect the pastor, they are the ones who needs the pastor's protection.

Chief Odigie Oyegun is a disgrace to Edo people!

APC under his watch turned a disaster and cancer worm to the aspiring hopes of Nigerians who seeked change.


I hope the tribulations that awaits him afterwards will be well served.


Mumu man!

Just imagine someone's title;

Chief mourner, High Chief Aloysius Nnamdi Ikegwuonu the MD/CEO of St Aloysius Oil and Gas.


Na wa o!

The dead riding on a truck with the inscription "EMMANUEL" is not a coincidence but a mystical truth.

I hope T.B Joshua is proud seeing that.

Since being in prison has impacted on him the spirit of excellence in his academic pursuit,

He should never think about being free again to keep enjoying the success.

Goodness me!

How imbecilic of the son to have expressed the imbecility gene that runs in the family better.


Anyways, a son should always surpass his father's record. This one is already doing so in a grand style.

HBD to the mumu son of a mumu father.
Everyone indeed reproduces after its kind.

Unfortunately Kiss Daniel does not suck breez,
He is true to his name, he just kisses them.


And she didn't even sample the product she is running promo on.


Bad marketer!

A monkey faced tomatoes?

Na wa oh!

The hardship in this country and hyper spiritual inclinations has given Nigerians a reason to read disturbing meanings to every pseudo-enigma.


Even some humans now have monkey or goat face.

It is not a strange thing anymore!

The NYSC scheme has long been hijacked by blood thirsty demons to exterminate the life of glowing Nigerian youths.

Accident upon accident!


19,800 Naira is too cheap a price to die for!
The value of the Nigerian graduate is worth much more than that.

RIP Aliyu (BUK Messi)

I hope you get a chance to meet the real Messi in a time far from now in the world of the spirits.

Wow!

The binis call that creature "suhusuhu".

It is the commonest creature the witches in Bini transform into, likewise those in other parts of Nigeria.

I salute your courage for killing it and holding it like a trophy for paparazzi.

Congratulations, you just killed a witch in your family.


#witchslayer.

I wonder when this 'kill me I kill you' modus operandi between the Nigerian Army & Boko Haram will stop.


Hopefully when Jesus returns!

Ugly baby with demonic eyes.
She looks like Chuckie's wife Tiffany!


I hope she makes her parents rich with her gifted eyes.

The British are master stabbers!

Uzoka would have lived if only he knew his root. He ought to have gotten an "odeshi" charm.


Tragedy indeed.


RIP boy!

A very well deserved lying in state!

He died a hero and martyr. The flowers and "shiny-shiny" used to decorate the corpse says it all.


RIP

Hmmm!


Pikin na pikin whether he looks like an slowpoke or confused.


Happy birthday young man.

Even Pastor Kumuyi's daughter will say Yes to an obviously rich guy on their first date talkless of this demonic agent from hell.

Nonsense!