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Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers N102m For Bank Of Agriculture by UbanmeUdie: 4:19pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Such mundane tactics won't work! Buhari is simply a he-goat without a functional testicles, regardless of his overwhelming body odour. Let the animals in the zoo keep having Christmas party daily by swallowing millions of naira, while the EFCC makes a further mockery of the ugly situation by pretending to play the false role of Jack Beuer. That old J-5 is surely going back to Daura! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Rapist And Armed Robber Caught At Adekunle Ajasin University (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 4:05pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Rape is becoming an obsolete crime in Nigeria because even 200 naira can get you a sophisticated pussy. They should just labelled the young man a phone thief and forget about accusing him falsely of rape. I don't blame the young man, na Buhari cause am. #KickBuhariBack2Daura 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Risk Factors Associated With Sudden Cardiac Arrest.. by UbanmeUdie: 3:48pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Those risk factors have one primary precursor. That is; Living in Nigeria under this failed Buhari administration. Why won't people suffer a sudden CVA when the rate of poverty, unemployment, hunger, collapse of biz and loss of jobs is on a monumental increase daily? All these boils down to Hbp which is implicated in most cases of sudden cardiac arrest. If only the WHO and FMoH would do well by getting current data of sufferers of CVA between 2015- date, and compare with previous years, I'm very sure my viewpoint won't be over ruled on. I repeat, Buhari and his government is the number one risk factor for sudden cardiac arrest in Nigeria currently. #KickBuhariBack2Daura 5 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Boat Accident In Sokoto Kills 13 Children (Graphic Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 3:38pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Dapchi lost 46 to the insurgents not more than 48hrs ago. 13 just got drowned in Sokoto today. My only joy is that these teenage girls knew what a preek really is before their demise. Pls, blame Buhari! #KickBuhariBack2Daura 2 Likes |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Imoh Eboh Transformed To HIV/AIDS Patient By Onilogbo Hakeem Effect (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 3:28pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
She looks more like a victim of "kill & dry" rat poison than an HIV patient. Such a display of mediocrity and unnecessary horror. There is huge difference between HIV & AIDS! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Obituary: Burial Poster Of Chinedu Udoji Who Died In Accident (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 2:48pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
What an unceremonious way to die! If only he died in the field of play..... See how dirty his corpse looked. The white and White he wore didn't make it look better. His wife won't miss him that much because another colleague of his is already warming up to trap her passes. Playing professional football in the Nigerian league is a curse itself! 1 Like 1 Share |
Music/Radio / Re: [video] Tekno Ft OG Flimzy & Selebobo - "Anyhow" by UbanmeUdie: 2:42pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
An anyhow video for an anyhow song. Truly, a duck can never become an Eagle. Tekno is an overrated native fowl! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: When The Wedding Cake, Is More Beautiful Than The Bride (PHOTO) by UbanmeUdie: 7:54am On Feb 02, 2018 |
The cake looks like a poorly embalmed corpse! Even the bride is terrified by it. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Tajudeen Alabi, NULGE Chairman Burnt To Death As Fire Razed Shops In Ikire by UbanmeUdie: 6:43pm On Feb 01, 2018 |
Na wa o! From fire, through fire to fire! A horrible death i must say. |
Celebrities / Re: Birthday: Church Member Presents 2018 Lexus SUV Worth N100m To Bishop Miyerijesu by UbanmeUdie: 9:51am On Jan 31, 2018 |
Na wa oh! This is actually a birthday of confusion. 70th birthday on earth and 56th birthday in heaven? He must be a living dead! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: 9ice Celebrates His Twin Daughters 7th Birthday by UbanmeUdie: 9:46am On Jan 31, 2018 |
I hope ruggedman didn't play a major role in their emergence. I honestly thought 9ice is impotent! |
Education / Re: Dr Asking Why MED. LAB. Scientists Use Stethoscope For Induction Pics by UbanmeUdie: 8:41am On Jan 31, 2018 |
The medical world in Nigeria has been plagued with title controversies, headship of departments saga, salary structure chaos and host of other anomalies. The stethoscope may be a batch proudly worn by doctors and nurses and have since been exclusively used as a means of identifying both student and practicing physicians. However, this does not place a ban on its usage by other health professionals who are trained to do so for the purpose of establishing a medical evaluation or judgement when such is required. I am aware that in the training of medical lab scientists, stethoscopes and b.p check apparatus are not part of their instrumentation but they are exposed to it in 200 Level and 300 Level where they take physiology courses and practicals as well as their sworn rivals in medicine and surgery. Such knowledge may not be sufficient but one may choose to enhance such study by other means or avenues if interested. In the same vein, there are some doctors who secretly run urinalysis and blood sugar test using acucheck in their consulting room for patients. This is common in many general hospitals in Nigeria. This ought to be exclusively the duty of a med lab. Scientist. Pharmacists are also trained to use the stethoscope, this I am aware of particularly those running the D.Pharm programmme. Physiotherapists also make use of the stethoscope alot. Even those being trained for first aid like the red cross and other paramedics use the stethoscope. THERE IS NO BIG DEAL IN USING IT! I am however concerned that a medical lab scientist would use it as a badge on the day of his induction. That actually is a problem with the person in question and not the profession. I guess he was carried away with the excitement and hailings from the ignorant well wishers, perhaps the cheers of doc! doc!! stirred up such display of ignorance and falsehood. The fellow simply lacked the necessary orientation to excel in the profession he got inducted into and should be forgiven instead of being roasted online by doctors who think they are next to God. The hard truth really is, a physician needs a medical lab. Scientist as well as a surgeon needs a radiographer or sonographer. If only everyone will learn to respect each other in the health sector and do their jobs rather than dragging titles and teasing each other and all what not, i am sure we won't be having this sort of issues and misconceptions. 14 Likes |
Travel / Re: Car Crushes The Leg Of A New Born Baby Abandoned By The Roadside In Benin (photo by UbanmeUdie: 9:47am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Dear Blogger, Your career as a blogger is dead on arrival. Repent! |
Romance / Re: Naval Officer's Fiancée Gives Doggy Pose In Pre-Wedding Photos by UbanmeUdie: 8:41pm On Jan 23, 2018 |
The magnification of sex in most of these pre-wedding pix is terrifying. It leaves me with the impression that, they believe sex is the core essence of marriage. This is very pathetic! Just imagine this Navy officer and his fat, over aged and pimples infested faced spouse looking like a dog and a bitch. BTW, is her pimples beyond the redemption of make up? 8 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Kidnapped, Robbed And Hidden Inside Hotel Toilet In Lagos by UbanmeUdie: 7:30pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
He should be thankful to his ancestral juju that he was not killed. Evans and his disciples will never go unpunished! |
Health / Re: UNN Graduate Dies Of Lassa Fever In Kogi (photos) by UbanmeUdie: 7:09pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Hmmm! Kogi state is the devil's den in Nigeria. I'm sure he died as a result of untimely accurate diagnosis. The distance between ISTH, Irrua in Edo state, where there is a Lassa Fever Research Institute and FMC, Lokoja is not more than 3hrs and they could not even refer him there for quality care. Shame on the health sector in Nigeria! This death was avoidable.............RIP Doc. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: I Feel Offended When Younger Men Ask Me Out - Empress Njamah by UbanmeUdie: 1:31pm On Jan 21, 2018 |
Empress Njamah would pick Lefulefu's grandpa over Airforce1 any time, any day. She seems to love "dodolized' preeks! |
Crime / Re: Fleeing Fulani Man Nabbed After Killing Someone In Ogun State by UbanmeUdie: 2:08pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
Crime / Re: Cameroonian Soldiers Arrested For Trying To Smuggle Migrants In A Car's Boot by UbanmeUdie: 1:59pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
Crime / Re: New Born Baby Abandoned In A Waste In Port Harcourt, Rivers State (photo) by UbanmeUdie: 1:53pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
Na wa o! That unfortunate baby deserved a better resting place than a refuse dump site. A shallow grave would have been a kind choice for the wicked mother to at least bury her baby. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Babcock Student Runs Mad After Being Dumped By Girlfriend (photos) by UbanmeUdie: 8:29am On Jan 19, 2018 |
Truly, madness is the offspring of true love denied. I hope the madness is sustained for life. |
Romance / Re: A Man Just Got It's Delivery Of Sex Doll by UbanmeUdie: 8:21am On Jan 19, 2018 |
Honestly, this sex doll frenzy is becoming interesting. Like play, like play e don dey happen o! I only pity poor men. I have already placed an order for mine with mind blowing specs like Nicki Minaj. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Hosts APC Chieftains To A State Dinner (photos) by UbanmeUdie: 8:13am On Jan 19, 2018 |
Nigerians, behold the heroes of your predicament! May God give them all a customized unlimited version of problem that will extinguish their lineage. Vultures! |
Politics / Re: Man Tries To Hang Himself In Abuja In Support Of Presidential Aspirant. Photos by UbanmeUdie: 8:00am On Jan 19, 2018 |
Some trekked from Lagos to Abuja, Others drank mud water and Carmel's blood to demonstrate their ungodly loyalty to Buhari. Only an ardent useless supporter of the dullard from Daura can pull such a useless publicity stunt. I almost thought that was Sarrki! God will punish those who rescued the ozuoor. His death would have been a worthless spectacle. APC mumu certainly! 31 Likes |
Crime / Re: Army Kills Isoakpaefid Second-In-Command & Spiritualist In Akwa Ibom (Graphic P) by UbanmeUdie: 10:21pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi Shows Off His Versace Bedroom And His New Gucci Swag (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 10:14pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Every criminal tries to leave a life of luxury here because they know their final destination is hell, where non of such is obtainable. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: My Sojourn Of 4 Years In Obafemi Awolowo University: Signing Out Pictures' by UbanmeUdie: 10:01pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
Honestly, you deserve some extra years. Congrats tho! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: #RedCardMovement: Oby Ezekwesili Visits INEC Chair To Discuss Electoral Process by UbanmeUdie: 9:37pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
This ugly woman with lips like a pig's snout won't just simply stop romancing the political terrain with her useless movements. Ozuooor! 8 Likes |
Crime / Re: Butcher Killed By His Colleague In Enugu While Trying To Separate Fight (Graphic by UbanmeUdie: 9:37pm On Jan 16, 2018 |
To die in vain is the greatest tragedy of pain! If you must die, don't die cheaply. RIP to the mumu man. |
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