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U didn't tell us if there's any holes around ur abode or if it's air tight.

Beautiful girl, I luv ur breasts. I always luv them saggy.
Eventually all breasts must bow.
Don't mind them.
My meat is their poison.
Make Dem go die.

She killed ur baby and u are there calling her ur wife?
Woe unto you if you open that business for her.
If u were my son or brother, I will disown you if u keep her as a wife.
Has it occurred to u that the aborted child may not be yours?
Has it occurred to u that ur so called wife maybe taking cheap drugs and that a married woman who has the audacity to kill an unborn child may easily kill u in ur sleep and blame assassins?

“We have really missed a sister but God knows why he took her at this time. She loved everybody in the family. When she was alive, whenever she offended you, she would come for forgiveness. We will live to remember her forever,” she said.

It's not God that took her.she died at the hands of an insane ritualist who doesn't know that such things like money rituals only exists in Nollywood.

Grammar.
Same grammar wey professor take endorse buhari in 2014.
Mcheewww

Story.that one no go work

What God created, some people say na Haram.
They know more than God?
Which time Africans go receive sense?
America don decriminalize canabis ,na only Africa Still dey for dark ages.

Non of the above.

pinkPUSSY:
Afo.nja King.s terrorising people they ought to protect...


It's no more Fulani, but enemy within


Sophistication

I like that.
But only one reason an African pussy to turns pink.

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

If your Mama had aborted you,you won't be in Nairaland yapping all this rubbish.
So you don't know the consequences of not having safe sex?
Abeg go paddle your own canoe.

Backing for what?
People trying to seek relevance.

That goes to show that there's nothing like born again.
All na farce. Make una stop deceiving una selves.

Day one na big fish.
The kidnappers go dey negotiate from 500million

This is really an ecological disaster.
Stop complaining to Nairalanders.
Do something. Stop the state government from functioning.this is ur life,not anyone else living outside the region.

The fear of the cowboys is the beginning of wisdom.

They still carry their fetishness and superstitious beliefs go there.

buhari wants us to remain in the era of wild wild west.
With cowboys roaming every nook and cranny.
That was America in the 18th century.
The US have upgraded and so we will.

My main man. Nothing go happen to you. I wish you quickest recovery.

Bigredmachine:
No corruption is not the reason why we don't have cities like these in Nigeria...

It's our mindset and the way we think...

The countries that harbor this cities whose image u displayed here are corrupt if not more corrupt than Nigeria

From the poor to the rich, our way of thinking is very very bad

Mindset and the way one thinks is still corruption.

Do you guys still need an oracle to know why bandits have been tolerated and released when caught even after committing grievous atrocities?

AsapTeddy:
Why that guy neck in the third photo bent like that?


Scary

Zoom and look well. Na coat he hang for shoulder.

You had a friendly visitor and u are complaining.

Mariangeles:
On top 80k salary, you want make she dey drop 10k every month for trust account, 20k for joint account, provide "food supplement", make she still choose between NEPA bill, DSTV, or GOTV subscription...on top wetin?
Oga, how much wan remain to take buy clothes, cosmetics and toiletries for herself na (cos e sure me dai say you no fit buy those things for her), not to talk of find her parents something? Unto say she marry you?

Abeg! Carry your wahala go front!

So if she no marry she no fit maintain her self,pay her rent with 80k?. Must women sap men because of marriage or relationship?
Such feeling of entitlements is very wrong.
The only difference between such women and ashawo is that they have only one customer.
Una never see women wey dey provide everything for the family and still remain loyal?
Her actions means that there's no love,she is just there for the money.
As far as am concerned,I don't care the puppy's hot dog look alike, she can go to hell

Why tomorrow?if you know them make it open, useless supreme court governor.

Are the people leading Nigeria not FANTASTICALLY CORRUPT?
Why haven't the stupid lawyer sued the former British prime minister that initiated the phrase?

No come cry for us here,say e big OOO or he is a 1 minute man.
TBP (Test Before Purchase) is the best way to go.

People don dey open their eyes.
Na so e go be in the next 50yrs monuments like the dunamis dome will be turned in to indoor stadia.

That's what a new car looks like,not thaone pastor fatonyimbo gifted his Barber.

OP, shall we keep the records straight?
That, isn't a new car. It's a used car.
If you want to pray for a car,pray for a New one not used car.

Senior almajiri's looking for tips.

I hope the man wasn't injured.

Na today?
This has been a tradition.
Why do you think they military officers scramble to be posted to the Niger Delta as JTF etc.