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Hmmm...I reserve my comment

Though I may not agree with all your points as your experience is limited just within the uni, I'm amazed how well, composed and balanced your article is. Good job

Jesus...

Sorry bro, she's narcoleptic. Its a sleeping disorder

Chei, you wicked

braimeddy:
You can't be telling me that at this your age, you are still talking about boyfriend. I was expecting to see 'husband' in place of 'boyfriend'. Mere looking at your pix, u re very close to menopause.

Really inspiring

Tell her to have her bath before going to bed.

chibike69:
wow

early morning sex dey sweet gan

but eeh puna go dey smell like
die for early mo mo

Come to me all ye who are wearied and burdened and I would give you rest...

Save your sermon...why would you marry someone you don't even know...cos she thought it would rain money everyday

Point and kill

Jesus...bros easy na... Chei

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

Lol...You still collect allowance from ur parents, live under their roof, no Job, no reasonable source of income and u call Nigerian guys broke...Really?

optional1:
Nigerian guys are just too broke and lazy to work their soul out.







In sambisa forest come and beat me, if you are damn broke quote me.

Your choice...

Solomon had a wrist watch

Respecting my self since 1776....

Go and sleep biko...this early Sunday morning?

Badt guy

ihateuglygirls:
Wonderfulness

I no need camera to tell me say the guy na G boy

See plate number na tokumbo so the car no go pass 4mill



I be bad belle i agree

Totally agree with you...they can't even get you a gift on your birthday

solasolasola:
You will agree with me that it is not a good thing to be broke. Through this thread, I will discuss the fate of broke girls.

(1) Broke Girls Are Seen As Sex Objects: As a broke girl, do not expect a rich guy to hold you in high esteem. The only way broke girls are perceived by rich guys is that of sex objects. When rich guys see you, they see you as being good for nothing other than for sex. In fact, the rich guys start thinking of the sex positions to use and experiment with you as soon as they see you.

(2) You Are A Lifetime Liability: A broke girl is seen as a liability for life. So, broke girls should realize that they are as useless as the silent letter "k" in the word "knack"(Pardon my pun).

(3) Rich Guys Don't Marry Broke Girls: It's so unbelievable that broke girls pray to be so lucky that rich guys will marry them but they forget it can't work. Birds of a feather, they say, flock together. Rich guys for the rich girls and poor; indigent; impecunious guys for the penurious girls.

Start by replying your FB messages...

You mean "bombing'

Ivoryred:
good!.......this is what am expecting from my northern brothers/sisters......not drinking kunu and boming our country....say no to #tribalism....

Goodbless Nigeria

Best thing I read this morning...

Wine is made the same way too from grapes... I still find the practice disgusting

Wow...more beer for the OP.....WOULD NEVER HAD KNOWN, Now I know much better

You're right, I'm clicking....don't bite me

Ineedinfo:
Lol. what you could find might save you a lot of stress in the future. Not always about appearance...u know?

Not clicking...bite me

"Arik been a responsible carrier" .......biko since when?

A chilled bottle of Heineken for you bro...

TrueHeart365:
guys these qdays are ultimate fcukboys and it's really annoying how you submit to these hoes whose love for you is only for the goodies you give them.

lemme tell you from my experience. i used to be this foolish for love until i learnt that humans will always take for granted what they can easily get.

my girlfriend of 8 months wanted to play that game with me and even though i fell for it at first, thank God for my mum and sisters who sat me down and thought me what i used to tame her.

bro, that you care about someone doesn't mean you have to give her your dignity and pride. she sees how submisive you are and will continue to take you for a ride until you become a side nigga.

invite her over(don't make the mistake of goung to her place), be a man and prepare for the worst while you ask her to chose between you and the new nigga(cos it's obvious she has developed feelings for him).

be the alpha male and set some rules in your relationship. which mumu love you dey talk about.

no woman, i repeat.. no woman will ever respect or stay loyal to a weak man. they want you to take control and the moment you can't they take you for a ride.

please enough of this silly "i love her so much" talk, it's no excuse to be the doormat in the relationship.

Is that all?

So now that we know you're a virgin, what do you want us to do about it?

Fake story...just trying to get attention