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Politics / Re: Everyone Involved In Oil Theft, Says NNPCL by ucheHapers(m): 7:13am On Mar 14
Malam pls define everyone cos I didn't get sh*t
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel's PM Concedes Defeat, Congratulates Netanyahu, Wishes Him Success by ucheHapers(m): 8:40pm On Nov 03, 2022
This evil basta**d again
Health / Re: Please Help!! I Have A Growth On My Forehead (pics Attached) by ucheHapers(m): 12:42pm On Nov 17, 2021
You need to see a dermatologist, you would be injected with high doses of triamcinalone inj on the affected spot at least twice a month for 2- 3 months .
What you have is keloid. If you don't manage it well it would keep coming back. Keep on with the injection till it clears but you would be left with a small scar
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Joins Endsars Memorial Protest At Lekki Toll Gate by ucheHapers(m): 12:00pm On Oct 20, 2021
Uncle Jesus, are you willing to die for us ? Or you just want others to die for you. Don't make suggestions you won't take
LofiLogic:
The faster we realize that this government doesn't see us as intelligent beings the better. Protest up protest down, this might sound bad but in NIGERIA without violence the government will never change to good. I'm not supporting or inciting people to violence but deep down we all know that Nigeria will remain the way it is until people are ready to die for the fight for good governance
Romance / Re: Is It A Sin? Help Me Judge This Issue. by ucheHapers(m): 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2020
It's not a sin, God sees the heart of all men and judges accordingly. Who are we to judge...would the so called elders marry her or "build" a husband for her. We take religion too serious in this country yet remain one of the most corrupt in the world.

"The law/sabbath was made for man and not man for the law/sabbath"
Romance / Re: I Believe You Need To Know This by ucheHapers(m): 7:10am On Nov 17, 2020
Really Nice

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Business / Re: Is Abuja Still Lucrative For Business? by ucheHapers(m): 10:50pm On Jul 29, 2020
Stay where you are. You can open a branch in Abuja with minimal investment. Dont close shop and move to Abuja without testing the ground first

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Politics / Re: PPPRA: We No Longer Fix The Price Of Petrol by ucheHapers(m): 6:44am On Jun 29, 2020
They would deny this story tomorrow, just watch
Romance / Re: My Uncle Don't Want My Gf by ucheHapers(m): 1:51pm On May 29, 2020
If you're bringing any girl to your uncle's house, then it's the girl you want to get married to and you're ready to formally introduce her to him. But you must inform him before hand. It's simple courtesy.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Our Self-isolation Policy Has Failed – Osagie Ehanire by ucheHapers(m): 7:28pm On May 08, 2020
Telling us something we already know

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Romance / Re: Why Guys Need To Consider Poor Ladies And Hawkers For Marriage by ucheHapers(m): 10:32am On Feb 01, 2020
Marriage is not a poverty alleviation programme. Guys make sure a lady is of good morals and at least a potential asset before you marry her. They would look down on you and call you broke if you have nothing, do the same to them.

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Romance / Re: Should I Go Ahead To Marry A Single Mom With Two Kids? by ucheHapers(m): 1:55am On Jan 13, 2020
why would you load up your young life with unnecessary baggage. Look for a good girl with no kids and unnecessary baggage

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Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Woman Like This? by ucheHapers(m): 8:06am On Dec 20, 2019
Yes, I'm married and most of the attitudes I dislike are still there. Infact we've had big fights cos of them. I married her cos at the end of the day, her good side OVERCOMPENSATE for the bad. She completes and compliments me in ways I cant even imagine and she gives me peace. The question is can you tolerate your girl's bad side? I can live with my wife's own, can you manage your girl's own?
Do her good part exceed the bad part?
grossintel:
That brings me to my question, are you married? If so is she still the girlfriend you used to know?

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Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With A Woman Like This? by ucheHapers(m): 2:42am On Dec 20, 2019
Bros, dont listen to those telling you to manage her. Dont start what you can't tolerate in the future. Women get worse with time. If she's this selfish and entitled imagine what it would be like in the future.
what men desire is peace of mind and if you're not getting it, free her. There are lots of good girls out there.
Dont compromise when it comes to marriage

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Romance / Re: If You Are Above 30 And You Are Still Single As A Guy by ucheHapers(m): 11:09am On Nov 28, 2019
Which clown wrote this, thank God I married after i was 30. You are financially stable and know the kind of woman you want.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When Did You Get A Job Offer After An Interview? by ucheHapers(m): 9:01am On Nov 05, 2019
More or less you're now a Yahoo boy...

Slawormir:
As a real niggarrr

Went for an interview in one of those(NIPP) National Integrated power project in Edo state
And after the interview i was employed that same day
Even when the interviewer asked do you smoke
I said yes but i smoke the other one

But now i don't go for interview anymore

After that NIPP job. Went for my admission and Uniben changed my destiny. They gave me computer science. Started teaching me old programming dog shiitt like Fortran and Pascal
I managed to finish with so many F and D
I Saved some cash and bought a system
Met my real niggarrrz for tools and format and i learnt how to change internet protocol from static to dynamic

And i started bombing

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Best Answer To "Why Are You Not Married"? by ucheHapers(m): 1:48am On Oct 14, 2019
Got married a month ago...
Romance / Re: I.. by ucheHapers(m): 9:58pm On Feb 17, 2019
She should use "nivea after shave" it would prevent that...

Mickkykings:
I have been dating this girl, who prefers to keep the hair down there; as a result of excessive hitching she gets when she clean shaves.

I really like to give her head, but I'm discouraged by the hairs down there. We'll be getting married in few months, and this is an issue that's of much concern to me. She clean shaved once and hitched for a week, now she's refusing to for that reason.

Giving head is a vital part of sex for me, but I prefer it when it's clean shaved down there.

Do I insist she's always clean shaved, or do I compromise and be given her head with the hairs down there?


Celebrities / Re: Cee-C Slays In Bum Shorts (Photo) by ucheHapers(m): 1:01pm On Jan 07, 2019
Why is this news?
Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 3 Years May End Because Of Wedding Date. by ucheHapers(m): 7:40am On Dec 20, 2018
I totally agree with you. You've lost their respect, their daughter have none for you too. It's very difficult but its better. They can sense your desperation and feel they're doing you a bog big favour.

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Romance / Re: My Bros To Breakup With His Girl -- My Babe by ucheHapers(m): 7:39pm On Nov 17, 2018
so how is that our business?

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Romance / Re: "Don't Check My Phone" My Boyfriend Thinks Am Cheating.why IS THAT? by ucheHapers(m): 3:11pm On Oct 12, 2018
Because they always have something to hide ...

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Romance / Re: Man Tries To Drag Girlfriend Home After Seeing Her With Another Guy. Photos by ucheHapers(m): 6:08am On Oct 10, 2018
How u go dey drag woman..
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Nearly Cried Seeing Mother, Grace Ifeoma Read Online Comments by ucheHapers(m): 6:55am On Sep 24, 2018
what is she blabbing ?
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Chinese Man & His Hausa Bride by ucheHapers(m): 9:54am On Aug 22, 2018
This shit won't last... these Chinese are racists ....anyway I wish them the best
Crime / Re: CCTV Shows How Harry Uzoka Was Killed In UK by ucheHapers(m): 8:04pm On Aug 17, 2018
somebody is banging that babe now...

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Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? If Your Girlfriend Slaps Your Mom by ucheHapers(m): 4:59pm On Aug 09, 2018
I would bury her alive...
Health / Re: Man Blames His Village People For His Brother's Injury. Graphic Photos by ucheHapers(m): 1:41pm On Jul 30, 2018
seek diagnosis for elephantiasis....He should be dead by now if that's snake venom
Politics / Re: 2019: Remain In Abuja, You’ll Be Stoned – Okorocha Warns Udenwa by ucheHapers(m): 3:09pm On Jun 23, 2018
Udenwa built a road to my village, what has this okocockroach accomplished
Politics / Re: Meet Michael Nwokolo, A Police DSP With Unbelievable Stack Of Qualifications by ucheHapers(m): 1:24pm On May 22, 2018
Jack of all qualifications
Romance / Re: SlayQueen Curse Male Friend For Not Paying Hotel So She Can Sleep With Her BF(Pi by ucheHapers(m): 9:40am On May 15, 2018
I don't keep female friends it's a waste of time cos they would keep draining you with nothing tangible to offer ...just get a girlfriend

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