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Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Anambra PDP To Purchase Form For Obi by Uchesis: 7:54pm On Feb 12, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
And so what about that? How many youths can afford agbado in unemployment?



I have grown so much that my PVC picture barely looks like me. So, what is bad if it expires?



Is there anything wrong with having bullion vans?

It is only in Nigeria that bullion vans are associated with banks or money. Bullion vans are used by schools, and individuals abroad for transporting even jewelry.

So, what is the big deal?
I won't waste my time replying someone like you.

its obvious that u didn't learn anything from this Buhari govt.

Your suffer will continue in 2023
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Spend Money To Impress Girls? by Uchesis: 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2022
Candidlady:
How much was your mums bride price


And who was the other man banging her for free aside your dad..


We kindly await your reply

Thanks
Abeg keep quiet jooh

We are talking about bannys and slay mamas here, not married couples.


The only woman i can spend money on is my wife
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Flaunts Curvy Body While Dancing With Gym Instructor (video) by Uchesis: 10:32am On Feb 12, 2022
nyiamfrank:
nice one.

But can not see my tow tow colour as them dey Bleep me.

The child or children go still watch as them dey samba their mother

Their classmate go see their mother kpekus as odunga dey penetrate and the whole class will be happy including her children.

Disgrace to motherhood!
OduduWayo afonjas
I'll be surprised if Jam Jam hasn't seen the 9 seconds video of his darling mum being fuucked by a small pryck
Politics › Re: Lagos Introduces Resident Card, Targets Six Million Registration Figure In 2022 by Uchesis: 10:16am On Feb 12, 2022
Basic123:
THANKS FOR THE KNOWLEDGE BASED REPLY

NOT LACED BY EMOTIONS LIKE IGBO PEOPLE COMMENT AND REPLIES
But why can't Afonjas leave igbo people alone?

Wetin igbo people do una sef?

There are yoruba people living and doing business in onitsha, aba, owerri, abakaliki but you won't hear about it

This hatred is getting too much.

No wonder the country be like this
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Anambra PDP To Purchase Form For Obi by Uchesis: 9:56am On Feb 12, 2022
BluntTheApostle:
Of course.

At the end of the day, all we want is a better Nigeria.

And the most qualified candidate by a mile is Tinubu.

He is not a thief. And he has no unsettled cases of drug peddling. His degree saga has been put to rest, and his missing secondary school data is barely an issue, considering he didn't get his degree here in Nigeria where everything is set in stone.

His blueprint in Lagos has repositioned Lagos state. And his investment in human resources is unrivaled.
but he wants to feed 50 million youths in the military with agbado (corn).

and he wants our pvc to expire

and......he has 2 bullion vans
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Anambra PDP To Purchase Form For Obi by Uchesis: 9:38am On Feb 12, 2022
Bendeco02:
They have arrived with their hate again... When you will be replied in the language you understand you start crying that Igbos hate tinubu or osinbajo.
Don't mind them

Afonjas

If we insult Tinubu now they will attack us.

Now we are promoting our own candidate, the thing dey pain dem for body.

Afonjas are the major problem of this country
Foreign Affairs › Re: "We Will Not Send Troops To Rescue Americans In Ukraine" - Biden Warns by Uchesis: 9:29pm On Feb 11, 2022
i guess we now know who the real world power is
Politics › Re: Electoral Bill: Buhari In Crucial Talks With AGF, Others by Uchesis: 9:34pm On Feb 10, 2022
As long as Malami is there forget it.... the bill will not be signed
Sports › Re: Checkout 5 Beautiful Footballer's Wives Who Are Older Than Their Husbands by Uchesis: 11:18am On Feb 10, 2022
2ndcrusaider:
What is unique about it. Are you speaking from experience? Pls, tell us more.
yes he is right. i've experienced it too. omo the grabbing no be here ooo
Sports › Re: Checkout 5 Beautiful Footballer's Wives Who Are Older Than Their Husbands by Uchesis: 10:25am On Feb 10, 2022
why do i keep having this funny feeling that my girlfriend is older than me? Lol
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Have Baby Face. I'm Sexy, Talented & I Have Money by Uchesis: 2:00pm On Feb 08, 2022
Angelfrost:
Baby face: ✔️
Sexy: ✔️
Money: ✔️✔️
Talented: ✔️✔️✔️

Verdict: She stated the pure fact!!! tongue
the black pusy i saw wasn't sexy at all
Family › Re: How To Know If A Man Wants Only Sex by Uchesis: 4:23pm On Feb 03, 2022
Tzar:
You are so wrong!
The fact is that a man can still NOT do all these things and his target is ONLY sex.
The truth is that women get the vibe that it is ONLY sex men want because ALMOST ALL Nigerian women have nothing else to offer other than SEX (and very terrible sex for that matter). Nigerian women are also not ashamed to emphasize that they have nothing to offer by their utterances and mannerisms.
So men just focus on the ONLY advantage they think they can get from Nigerian women … very boring sex where the man is again expected to do everything and the woman is unwilling to lift a finger to spice things up.
i swear nigerian girls are sooo damn boring at sex. Of all the girls i've fucckd in my life, only one has given me bj and cowgirl. can u imagine
Family › Re: How To Know If A Man Wants Only Sex by Uchesis: 4:21pm On Feb 03, 2022
if i want only sex and she wants only money, are we not good to go?
Family › Re: How To Know If A Man Wants Only Sex by Uchesis: 4:19pm On Feb 03, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Gibberish
we only have one mission...




to slam that pusssy vigorously
Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Bullion Van In Delta, Cart Away Money by Uchesis: 10:53pm On Jan 27, 2022
israelmao:
Where were these robbers when two bullion vans filled with stolen funds were driven into private residence at the eve of presidential election in 2015?
Tinubu supporters won't like this
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu On 2023 President: Tinubu Is Best Candidate To Succeed Buhari by Uchesis: 10:42pm On Jan 27, 2022
There is something about tinubu's face that make me not trust him
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified Presidential Hopeful For Nigeria by Uchesis: 8:13am On Jan 27, 2022
[quote author= post=109723277]JOE IGBOKWE : THE GREATEST IGBO MAN ALIVE.

Children of hate, frustrations and perdition, your everlasting wailing, cruees and tears can begin now.

Cannibalistic animals everywhere.

(Quote this post if you are one of them, let Nairalandersknowyoutodaytoday!)


As seen somewhere on cyberspace.....
Jagabanists, the images below are for you mehn.
Save, Screenshot and download it.
Y'all will definitely need it.

Jagaban and our darling STARBOY are two top striker ls in APC, Anyone of them that got the party tickets will definitely defeat whoever the looting, thieving and fraudulent party (PDP) present before 11am on election day FeBuhari 2023 kiss kiss kiss.

A better Nigeria is all we want,
A better Nigeria we shall get.

God punish wailers and cannibals.


They will wail for ever till they kpeme.
Amadioha destroy all enemies of our darling nation.[/quote]....but i thought you were supporting Osinbajo for president? Abi Tinubu don send one bullion van to your house?
Politics › Re: Electoral Bill: Reps, Senate Harmonise (allow For Direct, Indirect & Consensus) by Uchesis: 1:38pm On Jan 25, 2022
But why do they keep bringing new new clauses into the bill? Is it so that Bubu won't sign it or what?

If bubu sign this one, that means he will bring his own preferred candidate for apc. I fear for Tinubu
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Joking With Hell Fire by Uchesis: 1:24pm On Jan 25, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
Don't say "doubt if it exists" say, "you wish it does not exist, exactly as unprepared students will always say "I doubt if the exam will hold next week" instead "I wish..."

Secondly, it is on that day you will know that your soul can burn.
Oga ade, your soul is indestructible
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Uchesis: 6:51pm On Jan 24, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
I can see that you have taken my correction on the respectable way to spell Igbo. You are not Igbo. You are an IPOB terrorist. Nigerians say no to all the terrorists, all of them . From Boko Haram terrorists to IPOB terrorists to ISWAP terrorists. All of you are enemies of Nigeria.

Igbo people are not terrorists and if few go rogue to become terrorists like you, you still don't change the fact that Igbos are not terrorists.

IPOB terrorists are not different from other terrorists and that is why the Kanuris are not called terrorists despite being the strong base for the Boko Haram terrorists and now ISWAP https://www.nairaland.com/6953790/iswap-declares-gudumbali-caliphate-headquarters

If I don't refer the Kanuris as terrorists then I can't accept that you are tagging the whole Igbo race as terrorists because of IPOB terrorists.
Igbos are not terrorists but IPOB terrorists are .
first of all, i can spell ibo or igbo any which way i want because i'm from the east.

secondly, you are just mentioning boko and iswap just to save face. deep down we all know u are a tribalist and a racist. U hate pple from the east but use ipob as cover up

Pls just support your tinubu and leave ibo/igbo pple in peace
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Uchesis: 11:00am On Jan 24, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
IPOB terrorist group is not a tribe. Even Nairaland says No to terrorists and secessionists. This platform is for Nigerians not for IPOB terrorists , Boko Haram terrorists or ISWAP terrorists.
Na now u remember boko haram and iswap abi?

How many times have u insulted them on nairaland?

Oga u no like igbo people. U be racist period
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by Uchesis: 6:02am On Jan 24, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
1-0 Is 'disastrously' huh
That's why most folks insist that IPOB terrorists are not educated. That was a fine match and our boys, Nigerian Boys, fought gallantly.
All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever.
Here's free book on business ideas & money sources directory for you,it's 100% free! https://www.nairaland.com/6666800/looking-business-ideas-money-fund. Cheers.
If i curse u now, them go ban me. But u are free to insult ibo people everyday. You bloody racist
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by Uchesis: 9:54pm On Jan 23, 2022
A new nairaland record has just been set.
More than a thousand viewers on this thread
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Joking With Hell Fire by Uchesis: 6:42pm On Jan 23, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
grin We are like God (and Satan) so we can Lawfully kill like God or unlawfully kill like Satan.



I know! I was just trying to differentiate the souls of babies from those of grown ups.



You obviously don't know God nor know His Lake of Fire.

And neither has the soul been tested in that fire to see whether it shall burn.

So you are speaking from the end of your knowledge.
Except there is a spiritual fire, which i doubt if it exists. Apart from that, no soul can be burnt by fire. shikena
Politics › Re: Lagos Warns Commercial Drivers Against Fare Increase Over ₦800 Govt Levy by Uchesis: 6:36pm On Jan 23, 2022
EXOUSIAng:
You don't understand English.
Jf they were paying government dues of 3000 before and government has reduced it to 800.
What is the reason for your rabies... All the barking is not necessary.
Get understanding before barking around abeg
You are the one that needs to get understanding.

If govt reduce drivers fees from 3000 to 800, how come they are still begging the drivers not to increase t-fares?

You have a brain oga, use it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Joking With Hell Fire by Uchesis: 12:27pm On Jan 23, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
If girlfriend, co-creation like me can get this judgement, is it now my ruler, phone or car which are my true children?

Or if you are referring to the little souls who God gave me that we call children, are they are also co-creations same as girlfriend, SO SAME LAW AND JUDGEMENT.

But if you are talking about my true children, that is PS1, Nokia 3310, Ruler then all my useless children have entered the fire grin

And only the good ones are in my houses! grin

Same Law at work. grin





And these people have answered you.

https://www.nairaland.com/6951338/how-k-ll-disabled-daughter#109592954

https://www.nairaland.com/6936304/man-kills-three-daughters-enugu#109312762
Are u saying that God is like the man who kills his three daughters?

There is nothing like little souls. All souls are equal

Incase u don't know, souls don't burn. So no fire can harm a soul
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Joking With Hell Fire by Uchesis: 12:03pm On Jan 23, 2022
elrufiason:
Okay, reason this.
Why did God even create something as bad as the forbidden fruit?
Why did God create someone(lucifer) that went against his wish?
Why did God place the forbidden fruit in the garden and asked adam not to each?
What would have happened if Eve eat the fruit and Adam didn't?
Why did God have to sacrifice his son to wipe the slate clean?
What will happen to our ancestors that died before the comming of the missionaries?

Can you keep a razor place in a 5yrs old child room and not expect him to get injure?
Be wise no allow whittie fool u with religion, most whittie no even believe the shit again.
[b]
elrufiason:
Okay, reason this.
Why did God even create something as bad as the forbidden fruit?
Why did God create someone(lucifer) that went against his wish?
Why did God place the forbidden fruit in the garden and asked adam not to each?
What would have happened if Eve eat the fruit and Adam didn't?
Why did God have to sacrifice his son to wipe the slate clean?
What will happen to our ancestors that died before the comming of the missionaries?

Can you keep a razor place in a 5yrs old child room and not expect him to get injure?
Be wise no allow whittie fool u with religion, most whittie no even believe the shit again.
And why did God place a blazing sword to stop Adam and Eve not to eat from the tree of life[b]
elrufiason:
Okay, reason this.
Why did God even create something as bad as the forbidden fruit?
Why did God create someone(lucifer) that went against his wish?
Why did God place the forbidden fruit in the garden and asked adam not to each?
What would have happened if Eve eat the fruit and Adam didn't?
Why did God have to sacrifice his son to wipe the slate clean?
What will happen to our ancestors that died before the comming of the missionaries?

Can you keep a razor place in a 5yrs old child room and not expect him to get injure?
Be wise no allow whittie fool u with religion, most whittie no even believe the shit again.
elrufiason:
Okay, reason this.
Why did God even create something as bad as the forbidden fruit?
Why did God create someone(lucifer) that went against his wish?
Why did God place the forbidden fruit in the garden and asked adam not to each?
What would have happened if Eve eat the fruit and Adam didn't?
Why did God have to sacrifice his son to wipe the slate clean?
What will happen to our ancestors that died before the comming of the missionaries?

Can you keep a razor place in a 5yrs old child room and not expect him to get injure?
Be wise no allow whittie fool u with religion, most whittie no even believe the shit again.
And why did God place a blazing sword to stop Adam and Eve not to eat from the tree of life
elrufiason:
Okay, reason this.
Why did God even create something as bad as the forbidden fruit?
Why did God create someone(lucifer) that went against his wish?
Why did God place the forbidden fruit in the garden and asked adam not to each?
What would have happened if Eve eat the fruit and Adam didn't?
Why did God have to sacrifice his son to wipe the slate clean?
What will happen to our ancestors that died before the comming of the missionaries?

Can you keep a razor place in a 5yrs old child room and not expect him to get injure?
Be wise no allow whittie fool u with religion, most whittie no even believe the shit again.
[b]
elrufiason:
Okay, reason this.
Why did God even create something as bad as the forbidden fruit?
Why did God create someone(lucifer) that went against his wish?
Why did God place the forbidden fruit in the garden and asked adam not to each?
What would have happened if Eve eat the fruit and Adam didn't?
Why did God have to sacrifice his son to wipe the slate clean?
What will happen to our ancestors that died before the comming of the missionaries?

Can you keep a razor place in a 5yrs old child room and not expect him to get injure?
Be wise no allow whittie fool u with religion, most whittie no even believe the shit again.
And why did God place a blazing sword to stop Adam and Eve not to eat from the tree of life
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Joking With Hell Fire by Uchesis: 11:37am On Jan 23, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:
Me, HAVING BEEN WARNED TO NOT take people's wives and girlfriends, put people in trouble, kill people with my mind and spirit, did a wicked thing to an innocent person simply because he was a goody-goody, cursed him, among other many many evil things which I did for years and years against uncountable persons.

Now, One day, I was arrested and taken to Court to be asked if I did these wicked things, even though I was warned not to do it, because it was not a good thing to do, and because I wanted to do it, I did it.

Justice tells me that I have given great pain to so many a people I can not count, spanning years and years and I did not even want to stop giving it.,

JUSTICE TELLS ME, BOY, I DESERVE EVERY PAIN THAT CAN BE RETURNED BACK TO ME.

A PERSON WHO GAVE FOOD SHOULD BE GIVEN FOOD AND NOT HUNGER.

A PERSON WHO GAVE JOY AND LAUGHTER CAN NOT BE GIVEN SORROW AND PAIN IN REPLY.

A PERSON WHO HAS GIVEN PAIN MUST BE GIVEN THE PAIN HE GAVE.

SO WHERE IS THE FIRE, THAT I MAY ENTER IN!

THAT IS THE JUDGEMENT AND THAT IS THE LAW!



DID YOU CARE ABOUT THE DEATH OF YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND AFTER SHE HAD CHEATED ON YOU?

DID YOU NOT LOVE HER BEFORE HER CHEATING?

IS IT NOT BECAUSE SHE CHEATED THAT YOU CASTED HER OUT TO DIE?

YOU HAVE ALREADY GIVEN THE SAME TYPE OF JUDGMENT WHICH GOD IS ONLY COMING TO GIVE YOU, FOR YOU TOO ARE AS GUILTY AS SHE WAS!
Is your girlfriend the same as your child or your creation?
Will you cast your child to die for whatever reason?

Answer pls
Politics › Re: N20bn: Tinubu, Dapo Apara, Akin Doherty Discuss Out-of-court Settlement by Uchesis: 11:40pm On Jan 20, 2022
adelaja70:
E ni da eru ni eru nto... O pada si ori awon ebi e.
Nka bu ezigbote anu nchi

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