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ThickSharon123:
Lagos.

pls chat me up. 07038063940. i like what i saw

Magnoliaa:
But I don't know what the men of today are turning to honestly. All jokes apart. This one is celebrating a divorce? Openly like this and on social media? Does he have family members? Kids? Is this how morally bankrupt we've become that a man is celebrating a divorce of all things in the whole world? Is this how much our values have eroded?
Publicly telling people with all his mouth that he failed as a LEADER and as an HEAD!

Because that is exactly what this is... there cannot be two captains in a ship, so I am 100% sure that he alone stirred that marriage to wreck! Women are born to be submissive, and have been brought up to be so, to follow a man's lead... a true man with the right frame anyway, so this one should just go and hang his head in shame for his lack of frame. Spits.

Women of nowadays are no longer submissive. Even you sef are not submissive.

Victor2707:
Forget about her.
Women really love sex, A LOT!
She has lost desirability & views you as a burden.
Bro, you will never flog a dead horse.

Lol. True talk bro

Na to follow bush ooo

Victor2707:
What was the cause of the break up?

she say i too like fucck

so what should we do now?
arrest the man who did it?
her nose big sha

Cokahot:
There are 2 places I keep direct eye contact . First is my rear view mirror while driving.
Second is after using a road side POS. I keep my eyes wide open to my debit alert for hours. Thw rest ma error,esp naija babes.ugly girls everywhere,using make up to deceive boys

bro you just cracked me up

Victor2707:
Approach her if she submits.
Tell her she is beautiful. Tell her you want to buy her coffee, lunch, dinner etc. Give her your phone number.
If she likes you, she will contact you.

you don't understand.
she was my girlfriend.
we just broke up

Okay...
Physical...
1. Short
2. Muscular
3. Bleached
4. Bald
5. Potbelly
6. Big shapeless head
7. Weird facial features
And many more...
Other turn offs include
1. Poverty
2. Arrogance
3. Religious fanaticism
4. Misogyny
5. Tribal intolerance
6. Insensitivity
7. Lack of empathy
8. Pessimism
And many more...

I don't like men who don't read...
Who don't love pets, esp dogs...
Who are basic...boring...
Who don't enjoy adventures...
Who don't think out of the box...
Who don't love science and tech...
And many more...

Your husband is in Mars. Better go there now

Victor2707:
- especially the woman you admire,

Intimidate her with stern eye contact.

Look at her boldly until she surrenders.

She needs a man who will conquer her not a timid, feckless man with shifty eye contact.

If you are the first to look aside, it means you ejaculate very fast.

If she turns her eyes sideways, that’s a cunning woman.

If she turns her eyes down, that’s an act of submission.

If na so, then why am i still single?

I'll tell my landlord. If it works for him, I won't pay rent for a whole year

Saintmary:
Every race has handsome men and beautiful women.



My beau has one of the most beautiful pair of eyes I've ever seen, I can't wait to see my kids inherit them. He's Nigerian.




And my eyes, they're deep hypnotic pools, you will get lost in them if you look for too long. I stopped using eyelashes because of too much attention.

i rushed to check your profile to see the eyes u talked about, only to find out that you cant even take a simple picture. Gerrarrahia joh

Parachoko:
He already explained why he can't bring it out, anybody that's not comfortable with this should go to court.

A man that cannot keep ordinary certificate safe cannot keep a whole country safe

naija4life247:
With a 3rd Class in Philosophy?

If he had student Accounting like our fine Bobo Chicago the Jagaban nko? What would he have graduated with? 10th Class? What about if your Obituary had studied Engineering? Would he have graduated with 100th Class?

Obi's credentials were not stolen.

How can we hand over Nigeria to a man who cannot keep his own certificate. Ordinary certificate oo

Nicepoker:
Women ruined airfoce 1 career.

airforce1 had to sell his fone to take care of the baby mama. No wonder he is not active on nairaland anymore

evansjeff:
Mynd44 Lalasticlala Seun

the mods should also ban you for castigating a particular tribe living in lagos

LeoDeKing:
Okay.
Pandora hoebi has won already.
INEC should just declare him winner.

the thing pain you well well

evansjeff:


After chasing INEC officials away, destroying their materials sent to your region to register voters, you now run to Lagos to come and register? Go to your state and register, simple.

That is why u are a fool

Jeezuzpick:
Maybe the real girlfriend just bleeped the snot out of him and completely emptied him an hour before you showed up.

sense will not kill u my guy

Gottiii:
E be like say na only online people hate APC, despite everything them still dey win every election.

vote buying played a big role

Ojuntana:
And you're back to Tinubu's ass after starboy/zulum hit rock Zuma
Wonderful of you

Zomboid

don't mind that vulture griller. First it was Starboy and Zulum. When that one fail its now Jagaban.

shortIGBOman:
Peter Obi is behind the killings in the East. Simon Ekpa revealed this facts.

Why is simon ekpa not living in Nigeria?

Be careful who you listen to

tobillionaire:
They claimed he's sick but he's been travelling around since Tuesday without being fatigued... Are other aspirants sleeping or they are hibernating

Tinubu making moves and making news now, they're insulting him when he eventually win, premium wailing begins...

Tinubu is coming!

was buhari sick before he entered aso rock?

don't be deceived twice

Highways:
Dear INEC,

It has come to our notice that little kids up in the north are being issued voters card. This is not what INEC is built for and you guys need to investigate this allegations and bring the culprits to book...


Sincerely
Concerned Nigerians



I'll vote Tinubu.....

















If he can put thread inside needle

I will vote Tinubu, if he can hold an eva water bottle with only one hand

iTommysco:
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We all know there is no polling unit on social media but we decide what will happen before it happens.

Let's Vote

LIKE FOR ATIKU (PDP)

SHARE FOR TINUBU (APC)

QUOTE FOR OBI (LP)


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Where is your PVC first

[quote author= post=113599869]This is the man that ALL his children studied and are schooling abroad.
A man that the education of his kids is paramount to him and was just few months ago invited and honoured by the Governor of Atlanta, Georgia USA based on the best graduating result of one of his sons, outclassing and coming top above all his oyibo classmates.

And many of the wards and parents of his haters down here that say bad things about him all the time, have never been invited by their Local Government or Ward Chairman to celebrate them with a carton of noodles to take home!
Pathetic!
#DemMANNALamba

If the truth wanna kill some people, let them die.

We Rise. [/quote]Starboy and Zulum. Hahahahahahahaha

[quote author= post=113602539]Let another round of 8 years wailing begin...............

Sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians,
Don't you guys just love it when you see them wail.

This was a guy that abused the life out of Pandora Obituary just 2 weeks ago, him and his partner in wailing MumuReno.
And some of their brainwashed supporters cursed him out,
Just look at how they will start seeing him as their god once again,
We told you people, some people brains are just empty, these 2 guys know how to play with their dead brains like basketball.
This is just so funny.

[/b]
Hahahaha .
This is just so apt and concise!
U get mouth,
Oh, na Legend Hero sef?!
One and Only Nairaland Legend!


Yes ooo,
CONGRATULATIONS to Nigeria as a whole.

Btw,
We no be Brother o,
We are simply [b]WE.

Congratulations to all sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.[/quote]Vulture griller, what happened to your starboy and zulum na?

You are not a Tinubu supporter

Romanoff:
Obidience 2023.

Can i see your face?
I'm a very OBIdient guy

Let us restore nigeria first

IamWonderful:
This sounds like a movie written by typical Igbo for sale at 100 million, if you don't get it forget it

The story would have made more sense if the priest had said it was ipob that kidnapped him abi?

Righthussle:
I don't understand.

How will someone like me who is not a Christian
nor a Muslim pay ransom when I'm kidnapped and the people who claim to be under the direct protection of the holy spirit and angel Michael pay even higher when they're kidnapped.


what was angel Michael doing that he didn't come to rescue him ? Abi the holy spirit wey dey Nigeria no dey rescue person or na only to kill by fire e dey do?

Did the prelate not release the holy ghost fire on the kidnappers? Or the fire no catch ?

Bros why you like vawulence like this na

Foreigna2:
Enjoying? I laugh.
Go to pubs after work, it is married men that fill the place.
The biggest patrons of runs girls are married men.

Are you not the nematode who wanted to commit suicide because she was dumped?? Seems marriage is your only achievement in life and you can't be fulfilled until you land yourself in the house of one unfortunate simp.

Married men still dey follow we single guys dey drag babes for street