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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Panel To Meet NLC Over Subsidy Removal, Transport Palliative by Uchesis: 6:18am On Jan 06, 2022
BigSarah:
Buhari 3rd term
Insha Allah
Do u look like Sarah baartman? I'll like to meet u
FamilyRe: Things That Are Better Than Money by Uchesis: 11:20pm On Jan 02, 2022
yanabasee:
Good Health
You can't have good health without money.... From eating healthy to living in a conducive environment, requires having money. So I can't go with you on this....

Family

For you to have a family is a different thing, but taking care of your family and keeping to the responsibility is another thing. Sometimes your family or love ones need your support and most of such supports are financial supports. Without money, you won't have them visiting you.

Peace of Mind
When you're broke, you can't have a peace of mind, even when you try, it won't be possible. You can't even take a stroll without feeding your eyes on things you'd want to own. Or staying at home and feel depressed.
E get the kind sickness wey go enter your body eh...even your billions cannot save you. eg cancer
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Prophetic Declaration For 2022 by Uchesis:
I remember when the late TB Joshua prophecy told us that covid will disappear on 27th march 2020. Many of his followers no let person hear word. We still dey battle the covid till now.

This pandemic has really exposed all our fake pastors.

I dare any pastor to prophecy to us the exact period that covid will end in the world.

There is a difference between prophecy and declaration.

Anybody can declare, but only a few can prophecy.

In summary, all our private-jet-flying pastors are fake
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does "Boxing Day" Mean? by Uchesis: 10:22am On Dec 26, 2021
AntiChristian:
It is idolatrous sha!
But u celebrate Mohammed's birthday. Hypocrite
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does "Boxing Day" Mean? by Uchesis: 10:17am On Dec 26, 2021
AntiChristian:
My happiness isn't tied with the birth or death of anyone!

Jesus wasn't born in December. And Christmas is idolatrous!
If u no want make me and you box today, stop celebrating the birth of the prophet Mohammed
Music/RadioRe: What's Your Favourite Nigerian Song Of 2021? by Uchesis: 10:01am On Dec 26, 2021
Beebah2000:
Ruger - Bounce cheesy
I love the song. Chai!! cheesy
E dey scatter my head cheesy

Wiggle that booty and whine fi me
So crazy you drivin' me
Girly put it on me nicely
She ridin' it, I'm slidin' in
Spread your two legs slide to me
Oh, mama spread them so widely cheesy cheesy
Babe u go like fwck well well o
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Auctions Off Signed Shirt To Raise Funds For La Palma by Uchesis: 9:55pm On Dec 20, 2021
kapelvej:
God bless you. of the seven balon d'or, one belong to iniesta, one belong to xavi, one belong to lewondowski. CR7 EARNED all his balon d'or, he was robbed of two

CelebritiesRe: Ani Amatosero: When A Man Says He Loves You Don't Conclude He Wants To Marry You by Uchesis: 5:30pm On Dec 08, 2021
solarpanel33:
THE SIX AND SEVEN BOOKS OF MOSES
Do you want to control everything in life?
then you will need this very Powerful original softcopy of the six and seven books of moses to defeat the occultic black world.
there are millions of people lacking spiritual knowlege in life not knowing the solutions of their problems,
but there is always a way out of this!
become a successful bussiness man or woman with this powerful written book that brings 100% good luck to you.
never under extimate the powers of prayers and commands.
But...... what does THE SIX AND SEVEN BOOKS OF MOSES have to do with FRIED POTATO AND YAM in your signature?

Abi u no want to do better business?

I WONDER OOO
CelebritiesRe: 'Ogun Kill You' - Daddy Freeze Replies Instagram Troll by Uchesis: 12:16pm On Dec 08, 2021
wealthtrak:
Get your facts right here...

Freeze has NEVER called himself a pastor because the word pastor has been bastardised.
He calls himself a teacher of the gospel.

I'm not a follower or member of his church but I listen in to his Live & Dangerous and
watch his YouTube.

All the best.
He is not a pastor yet he teaches the gospel every sunday. I don't understand.

I also listen to Freeze on Live and Dangerous with Ada Blessing. One thing i don't like about Freeze is the way he insults those who don't agree with him. He doesn't respect other people's opinion on matters

He who loves giving insults should also receive insults with love.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Flour Mills Workers Stage Protest Outside The Company Seeking A Increased Salary by Uchesis: 2:40am On Dec 04, 2021
95% of nairalanders who have commented on this topic have not entered flour mill before so they don't know what happens inside the workplace.

Before u type trash, find out how the company is being run from the inside.

I work there so I should know.

Since 2017, more than 4yrs now, the salary of 3rd party staffs have remained the same. A bag of semo in 2017 was around 3k, today its over 6k. And they also buy the products outside too. Is that fair?

Yet the salary of FMN staffs gets increased every single year.

If u are 3rd party will u like it?

The service providers take 70% of the monthly salary paid by FMN for each 3rd party employee and give just 30% to them. Is that fair?

For years, 3rd party staffs have complained bitterly to their service providers (global manpower, slloyd etc) about their salary structure. All they keep hearing is "we will look into it" yet nothing is being done to increase it. because the service providers don't want to cut down on their own 70%

So on the 30th of November the protest was held and taken directly to the glass house of FMN where the General Managing Director office is. He came out and begged the workers to calm down, that he will personally take up the case and meet their demands.

There is more but let me just stop here
PoliticsRe: 5 Things The Police Cannot Do To You As A Nigerian Citizen. by Uchesis: 7:32pm On Nov 29, 2021
Hugged:
Before the advent of the Police Act 2020, the Nigerian Police force was regulated by the Police Act Cap P19, Laws of the Federation, 2004, and certain actions of the police were not put in check. With the unveiling of this Act came new provisions that were included to make the Police force a more accountable, fair, and efficient body. Some of them include: (Shared By 123.com.ng Media)

1. The Nigerian Police force cannot arrest in place of a suspect:

Before the emergence of this new Act, the police had the power to arrest the family or friends of a suspect, if they couldn’t arrest that suspect. Section 36 of the Police Act 2020 repealed the earlier provisions and disallows the arrest of another person in place of a suspect.

2. The Nigerian Police cannot force a suspect to make a statement:

According to the new Police Act, a suspect may decide whether or not to make a statement while he is in police custody. It further states that such a statement must be made in the presence of a lawyer, a member of the legal aid council, or any other person of the suspect’s choice. If the suspect can’t speak or write English, he must be provided with an interpreter that will confirm his statement.

3. The police must give notice of delayed detention:

Section 64 of the Police Act 2020 provides that a suspect arrested for an offence should be granted bail within 24 hours. If he’s not released, an application must be sent to a court of competent jurisdiction.

4. The Police must notify a suspect’s family of his arrest:

Unlike before that when a suspect was arrested, he was denied communication with his family members. It is now a requirement that the next of kin of a suspect or his relative be properly informed, and this should be done without collecting money from them.

5. Police cannot arrest for a civil wrong:

When a person owes money or breaches a contract that existed before, the police cannot arrest such a person as this is an abuse of power. Their power to arrest is limited to criminal offences alone. They cannot recover private debts or meddle in affairs of a civil nature.

Source: https://123.com.ng/5-things-the-police-cannot-do-to-you-as-a-nigerian-citizen/
THE NIGERIA POLICE

NOT The Nigerian Police

Read the history of the nigeria police, u will know why they are not your friend
PhonesRe: Tecno Wins Innovative Smartphone Brand Of The Year Award by Uchesis: 9:46am On Nov 28, 2021
Xiaomi promoters wont sleep well this night grin
EducationRe: 13 Things Only UNN Students Will Relate To (Photo Illustrations) by Uchesis: 6:31pm On Nov 26, 2021
Create one for Uniben. grin
RomanceRe: Name Some Movies You Have Watched With Bad Ass X-rated Scenes by Uchesis: 9:04pm On Nov 14, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Lolss..
Dem Must nor show d full Nudity nah!
U want to see Live breasts and Ass for Nollywood? huh cheesy
Didn't u see Jolie's breasts in basic instinct?
Or Sharon Stone's breast in her own movie?
So why can't we see Ini Edo's own?
Lol
RomanceRe: Name Some Movies You Have Watched With Bad Ass X-rated Scenes by Uchesis: 8:46pm On Nov 14, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Just went through a Fine Thread on FP Today, created about Foreign Songs ..

Decided to create this one about Movies! There are some movies with Bad ass Sex scenes..that are sometimes hard to Watch with others!

Movie go almost be like Porn! tongue smiley

I Remember when I watched Original Sin with my Strict Dad, it wasn't easy.. embarassed
Baba just dey Embarrassed as the Big Man Just dey use Corner eyes to Look@me! cheesy cheesy!


Here are some of Mine..
*QUICK AND THE DEAD (Sharon Stone)
*GREATEST SACRIFICE ( St Obi and Mercy J)
*UNFAITHFUL (Richard Gere)
*ELASTIC LIMIT..(Jim Iyke and Cossy Orjiakor)

SO PLS SHARE YOURS!

Uncle Lalasticlala, If You Can Help Move this to FP, Would be nice!
Thanks!.. smiley
OP how can u mention St Obi and Mercy Johnson movie? Did u see MJ's naked boobs in the film?

If u want to talk about movies where the boobs and pusssies are well shown pls don't mention any nollywood movie, we dey learn for where oyibo dey in that aspect.

I watched a movie called Animal Instinct back then in video cassette era. Very erotic movie.
Foreign AffairsRe: US And Russia Enter Europe Border Battles (Pics, Video) by Uchesis: 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2021
Righteousness2:
There is no Doubt about the Hour in which we Live, being the Season for the return of JESUS Christ.

Chaos, Uncertainties, Confusion and Disasters growing around the World at record frequencies.

More than Ever! We should be Preparing for the event that will bring about the Climax to Human History.

Folks! JESUS is Coming back again!Prepare! Prepare! Prepare!
I know say u must dey here. Pastor wey like bad news
CelebritiesRe: Brazilian Singer, Marília Mendonça Dies In Plane Crash On Her Way To A Concert by Uchesis: 11:43am On Nov 13, 2021
Righteousness2:
What a terrible death! Indeed Death has no respect for young or old.
Condolences to her Family.

This is why we must live this Life in the Conciousness of our Eternity at all times.

Because once we close our Eyes in Death,
it will not Matter how rich or poor you are.
It won't matter the Car you drove, the Jet you owned or how Connected you are.
It won't matter how Popular you were.

What will matter on that day is if you Have a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ.

Heaven and Hell are Real Folks! People are entering them now! The Choice is in your Hands!
Mr Righteous I know u like this kind news. Also news about war and deadly pandemics
PetsRe: Heartbreaking Photos Of Owners Saying Goodbye To Their Pets( Pics) by Uchesis: 9:11pm On Nov 12, 2021
Righteousness2:
Beautiful and touching last Moments with their pets.

As For we Humans, the Sweetest and Loveliest Death to Die is to Die or Depart with JESUS Christ.

There is nothing as Sweet and Glorious than to close your eyes in Death and open it in Heaven to see JESUS with HIS Hands wide open and saying " Welcome Home my Son! Welcome Home my Daughter!

This is the Greatest accomplishment in Life.
Can u tell me what the devil was looking for in heaven in the book of Job?

And God didn't arrest him

He even had a discussion with him

Las las heaven and hell na joke
RomanceRe: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Uchesis: 12:11pm On Nov 07, 2021
Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
Wow. You must be a she-male
FamilyRe: My Daughter Celebrates Her Birthday Today by Uchesis: 4:43pm On Oct 31, 2021
Mr Lala so na till your pikin wan do birthday we go hear from you abi? no wahala naw. Happy birthday to ur baby. Sending a trailer load of vipers to ur house for the celebrations
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Gifts Iyabo Ojo ₦500,000 (Photo) by Uchesis: 2:16pm On Oct 31, 2021
FreeIgboho:
Stop your shameless miserable lies. I saw the video: ber pussy was succulent, clean, and clean-shaven. Which was probably part of why she didn't pay the blackmail, knowing how vain ladies can be grin
if that is how your babe/wife pussy looks like, then u be dirty person
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Gifts Iyabo Ojo ₦500,000 (Photo) by Uchesis: 11:01am On Oct 30, 2021
FreeIgboho:
PURE NONSENSE!!! This is exactly why Tiwa is to be CELEBRATED!!! This is exactly the mentality that has now led to Nigeria being a hotbed of kidnappers. People don't think of how their actions will later impact society. If she had quickly paid,, there would have soon be a teeming industry of celebrity sex blackmailing, just as in kidnapping!
i would have joined u to celebrate tiwa if only her pussy was not black and dirty
FamilyRe: Marriage Is Not About Unconditional Love by Uchesis: 9:38pm On Oct 25, 2021
ogawisdom:
U only need to accept Jesus n he loves u unconditionally
How can you give me a condition before you love me unconditionally?
CrimeRe: EndSARS Memorial: What's Happening In Your Area? by Uchesis: 9:15am On Oct 20, 2021
Latakia:
May the souls of your family members that died at Lekki Toll Gate rest in peace grin
Once again, shut up
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS Memorial: Police Arrest Protesters At Lekki Tollgate by Uchesis: 8:59am On Oct 20, 2021
Latakia:
And may the souls of your family members that died at Lekki Toll Gate rest in peace grin
Shut up pls. If u don't know those who died there, others know them. Except u are the female version of Inspector Fash.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: South-West Undecided On Tinubu, Osinbajo, Fayemi by Uchesis: 9:39pm On Oct 09, 2021
Mrshocker:
I hate APC but Tinubu should be a role Model for every young Southern politicians.
He’s a leader who have build very strong leaders in all political cabinets and parastatals (Just to stand tall against northern oppressors)
Stop hate speeches "EVERY SHIP NEED A CAPTAIN"(Southwest is bless to have such leader that even northern politicians fear) We all came to Lagos because it’s better than our states.
I respect His brilliancy!!!
Where are our other Southern 1999 Governors & Senators !!! (Greed to remain in political seat have killed there political careers) Tinubu haven't contested any political position since 2007 instead He laid back and strategized for more political strength.
Tinubu have been one of the best leader (visionary & Builder) we ever have in Nigeria but His only Mistake and flaws is Supporting Buhari (Dullard) and this crazy government. But sometimes you have to behave like a monkey to catch one.
Age: Trump and Biden are older than him!!

You can enlighten me if he have done any other thing wrong to the development of Southern Nigeria
Oga abeg no let me vex. Don't mention Trump or Biden in the same sentence with Tinubu again.

Have u ever heard of Trump/Biden going for medical treatment abroad?

Biden can jog round the Whitehouse, whereas Tinubu can't even walk straight.

Tinubu should contest for Mayor of London
RomanceRe: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by Uchesis: 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2021
shortgun:
One Sunday while I was driving out I saw the man with his daughter, I came down from the car counted some cash and put in the little girls hand.
The man thanked me and told the little girl to thank Uncle.
I've been doing similar stuff whenever I see the little girl with the mum or dad.

The man now calls me whenever he didn't see me around for some days....I don't think he suspects anything and the wife is still nice as usual.
Dis one wey u dey sound nice dis evening so, e be like say that uber abi bolt driver didn't show up
RomanceRe: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by Uchesis: 9:23pm On Oct 09, 2021
SATANlST:
your papa
He is fine thank u
RomanceRe: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by Uchesis: 2:09pm On Oct 09, 2021
shortgun:
Association of deranged sex starved perverts have finally highjacked the thread with the usual senseless talk.
No wonder we are where we are as a nation.. someone pays you to render a service, you leave your work start to follow nyash up and down...na this same mentality make many no dey progress for life .
When a grown man doesn't that there's a time for everything... when I talk, you tell me about maturity... Maturity kee all of Una der.

Untill he rape my girl and you low lifers will say she seduced him or was giving him green light...na red light go still kee una.

I am in my girl's house waiting for the unfortunate bolt guy to show up...what he will see will serve as a deterant to his other randy colleagues....na me they give people unforgettable memories. angry angry angry
Bros hwfa that your neighbour's wife? Did u finally give her the "gift" u wanted to give her? Did her husband suspect u? Did he come to your door to wait for u? Did u guys fight? Update us abeg
RomanceRe: Uber And Bolt Drivers Are Harassing My Girlfriend by Uchesis: 12:37pm On Oct 09, 2021
SATANlST:
thunder fre your papa and mama and real men. u useless bunch of idiots abuse anything that enters naija. u are lucky say no be me u jam, i will have made sure u remain poor for life
Initially i didn't want to comment on this topic because the OP na big mumu, until i saw someone who calls himself Satan also behaving like a confirm mugu.

Mr Satanist abeg change this ur moniker, because even Satan himself is not this stupid.

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