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Politics › Re: Expired PVCs : Tinubu Apologises, Says He Meant Voters Cards Should Be Updated by Uchesis: 8:53am On Jan 20, 2022
overall90:
The goofing have started.
The other time he said the government should recruit more youths into the military because we have cassava to feed them.lol
He actually said 50 million youths should join the military, later apologized that he meant 50 thousand.

Dementia is indeed real
Politics › Re: N20bn: Tinubu, Dapo Apara, Akin Doherty Discuss Out-of-court Settlement by Uchesis: 8:40am On Jan 20, 2022
adelaja70:
ORI e ti Dota.... KADAFUN O!
Ibu anu mpama. ozu
Politics › Re: N20bn: Tinubu, Dapo Apara, Akin Doherty Discuss Out-of-court Settlement by Uchesis: 7:16pm On Jan 19, 2022
adelaja70:
Why you mumu like this now... Two private individuals agreed to settle out of court.. And you dey compare am with federal government vs albino...
Why u come be ode naw? The case is between Bubu and Kanu. Make dem settle out of court. Idiot
Politics › Re: N20bn: Tinubu, Dapo Apara, Akin Doherty Discuss Out-of-court Settlement by Uchesis: 12:58pm On Jan 19, 2022
adelaja70:
That you setlle out of court doesn't mean you are guilty.... Sometimes Na distractions you dey run Away from....
But we can't settle Mazi Nnamdi Kanu's case out of court

Think of another excuse bro
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Shonekan's Family, Oba Of Lagos (photos) by Uchesis: 8:46pm On Jan 17, 2022
Yebosola:
No wonder he pointed u to lagoon,nah u offer him egunje?
And he will still point them to the lagoon again to vote for Tinubu
Politics › Re: 2023: Nigeria Is Not For Sale - Osinbajo Support Group To Tinubu by Uchesis: 9:03am On Jan 17, 2022
emperor863:
Yes, Yorubas are united.

Osinbajo is never competing with Tinubu. Osinbajo has no meaningful structure that can work for his primary election.

Tinubu submitted his name for vice presidency for a reason, he is not sagacious enough to contest against him.

Only PDP agents are carrying the message which they are not sent.
Bro if u have tasted power before, u will know its not easy to step down for somebody else, especially when u know u have even a better chance and support to win.

Osinbajo won't step down for tinubu.
Politics › Re: National Convention: APC Govs Insist On February, Pass Confidence Vote On Buni by Uchesis: 8:44am On Jan 17, 2022
MyMouth:
Omo agege that tinubu help before deputy senate president? Anyways, nothing is impossible in politics
But why should i vote for a man simply because he has helped almost everybody in power? Is that the prerequisites for being president? If such a person enters aso rock won't he feel like he owes nigerians nothing?

Make we dey ask ourselves questions na

Anyways let him win primaries first.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Why I Believe I Will Win Presidency In 2023 by Uchesis: 10:02pm On Jan 16, 2022
sammirano:
Reading all these noisemakers up there now, one would think tinubu has lost the election. Come 2023, he will rule all your flat and round heads and nothing will happen. Kiss he truth and stop crying.
Tinubu is already the president...


































...President of Bourdillon.
Politics › Re: 2023: I Wish You Well, But I Want The Best For Nigerians - Makinde To Tinubu by Uchesis: 12:33pm On Jan 16, 2022
yorubarere:
Whom God has blessed, no pig can curse cheesy

Ipob will wail as usual and nothing will happen as it has been since 2015 and so shall it be till the end of time.
Moderators, rule number 2
Politics › Re: President Buhari: I Am Expecting Nigerians To Say 'this Man Has Done His Best' by Uchesis: 9:34pm On Jan 06, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique. Rule 2
Are u the vulture griller's girlfriend?
Abegi shift jooh !!!
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Panel To Meet NLC Over Subsidy Removal, Transport Palliative by Uchesis: 6:18am On Jan 06, 2022
BigSarah:
Buhari 3rd term
Insha Allah
Do u look like Sarah baartman? I'll like to meet u
Family › Re: Things That Are Better Than Money by Uchesis: 11:20pm On Jan 02, 2022
yanabasee:
Good Health
You can't have good health without money.... From eating healthy to living in a conducive environment, requires having money. So I can't go with you on this....

Family

For you to have a family is a different thing, but taking care of your family and keeping to the responsibility is another thing. Sometimes your family or love ones need your support and most of such supports are financial supports. Without money, you won't have them visiting you.

Peace of Mind
When you're broke, you can't have a peace of mind, even when you try, it won't be possible. You can't even take a stroll without feeding your eyes on things you'd want to own. Or staying at home and feel depressed.
E get the kind sickness wey go enter your body eh...even your billions cannot save you. eg cancer
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Prophetic Declaration For 2022 by Uchesis:
I remember when the late TB Joshua prophecy told us that covid will disappear on 27th march 2020. Many of his followers no let person hear word. We still dey battle the covid till now.

This pandemic has really exposed all our fake pastors.

I dare any pastor to prophecy to us the exact period that covid will end in the world.

There is a difference between prophecy and declaration.

Anybody can declare, but only a few can prophecy.

In summary, all our private-jet-flying pastors are fake
Nairaland General › Re: What Does "Boxing Day" Mean? by Uchesis: 10:22am On Dec 26, 2021
AntiChristian:
It is idolatrous sha!
But u celebrate Mohammed's birthday. Hypocrite
Nairaland General › Re: What Does "Boxing Day" Mean? by Uchesis: 10:17am On Dec 26, 2021
AntiChristian:
My happiness isn't tied with the birth or death of anyone!

Jesus wasn't born in December. And Christmas is idolatrous!
If u no want make me and you box today, stop celebrating the birth of the prophet Mohammed
Music/Radio › Re: What's Your Favourite Nigerian Song Of 2021? by Uchesis: 10:01am On Dec 26, 2021
Beebah2000:
Ruger - Bounce cheesy
I love the song. Chai!! cheesy
E dey scatter my head cheesy

Wiggle that booty and whine fi me
So crazy you drivin' me
Girly put it on me nicely
She ridin' it, I'm slidin' in
Spread your two legs slide to me
Oh, mama spread them so widely cheesy cheesy
Babe u go like fwck well well o
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Auctions Off Signed Shirt To Raise Funds For La Palma by Uchesis: 9:55pm On Dec 20, 2021
kapelvej:
God bless you. of the seven balon d'or, one belong to iniesta, one belong to xavi, one belong to lewondowski. CR7 EARNED all his balon d'or, he was robbed of two

Celebrities › Re: Ani Amatosero: When A Man Says He Loves You Don't Conclude He Wants To Marry You by Uchesis: 5:30pm On Dec 08, 2021
solarpanel33:
THE SIX AND SEVEN BOOKS OF MOSES
Do you want to control everything in life?
then you will need this very Powerful original softcopy of the six and seven books of moses to defeat the occultic black world.
there are millions of people lacking spiritual knowlege in life not knowing the solutions of their problems,
but there is always a way out of this!
become a successful bussiness man or woman with this powerful written book that brings 100% good luck to you.
never under extimate the powers of prayers and commands.
But...... what does THE SIX AND SEVEN BOOKS OF MOSES have to do with FRIED POTATO AND YAM in your signature?

Abi u no want to do better business?

I WONDER OOO
Celebrities › Re: 'Ogun Kill You' - Daddy Freeze Replies Instagram Troll by Uchesis: 12:16pm On Dec 08, 2021
wealthtrak:
Get your facts right here...

Freeze has NEVER called himself a pastor because the word pastor has been bastardised.
He calls himself a teacher of the gospel.

I'm not a follower or member of his church but I listen in to his Live & Dangerous and
watch his YouTube.

All the best.
He is not a pastor yet he teaches the gospel every sunday. I don't understand.

I also listen to Freeze on Live and Dangerous with Ada Blessing. One thing i don't like about Freeze is the way he insults those who don't agree with him. He doesn't respect other people's opinion on matters

He who loves giving insults should also receive insults with love.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Flour Mills Workers Stage Protest Outside The Company Seeking A Increased Salary by Uchesis: 2:40am On Dec 04, 2021
95% of nairalanders who have commented on this topic have not entered flour mill before so they don't know what happens inside the workplace.

Before u type trash, find out how the company is being run from the inside.

I work there so I should know.

Since 2017, more than 4yrs now, the salary of 3rd party staffs have remained the same. A bag of semo in 2017 was around 3k, today its over 6k. And they also buy the products outside too. Is that fair?

Yet the salary of FMN staffs gets increased every single year.

If u are 3rd party will u like it?

The service providers take 70% of the monthly salary paid by FMN for each 3rd party employee and give just 30% to them. Is that fair?

For years, 3rd party staffs have complained bitterly to their service providers (global manpower, slloyd etc) about their salary structure. All they keep hearing is "we will look into it" yet nothing is being done to increase it. because the service providers don't want to cut down on their own 70%

So on the 30th of November the protest was held and taken directly to the glass house of FMN where the General Managing Director office is. He came out and begged the workers to calm down, that he will personally take up the case and meet their demands.

There is more but let me just stop here
Politics › Re: 5 Things The Police Cannot Do To You As A Nigerian Citizen. by Uchesis: 7:32pm On Nov 29, 2021
Hugged:
Before the advent of the Police Act 2020, the Nigerian Police force was regulated by the Police Act Cap P19, Laws of the Federation, 2004, and certain actions of the police were not put in check. With the unveiling of this Act came new provisions that were included to make the Police force a more accountable, fair, and efficient body. Some of them include: (Shared By 123.com.ng Media)

1. The Nigerian Police force cannot arrest in place of a suspect:

Before the emergence of this new Act, the police had the power to arrest the family or friends of a suspect, if they couldn’t arrest that suspect. Section 36 of the Police Act 2020 repealed the earlier provisions and disallows the arrest of another person in place of a suspect.

2. The Nigerian Police cannot force a suspect to make a statement:

According to the new Police Act, a suspect may decide whether or not to make a statement while he is in police custody. It further states that such a statement must be made in the presence of a lawyer, a member of the legal aid council, or any other person of the suspect’s choice. If the suspect can’t speak or write English, he must be provided with an interpreter that will confirm his statement.

3. The police must give notice of delayed detention:

Section 64 of the Police Act 2020 provides that a suspect arrested for an offence should be granted bail within 24 hours. If he’s not released, an application must be sent to a court of competent jurisdiction.

4. The Police must notify a suspect’s family of his arrest:

Unlike before that when a suspect was arrested, he was denied communication with his family members. It is now a requirement that the next of kin of a suspect or his relative be properly informed, and this should be done without collecting money from them.

5. Police cannot arrest for a civil wrong:

When a person owes money or breaches a contract that existed before, the police cannot arrest such a person as this is an abuse of power. Their power to arrest is limited to criminal offences alone. They cannot recover private debts or meddle in affairs of a civil nature.

Source: https://123.com.ng/5-things-the-police-cannot-do-to-you-as-a-nigerian-citizen/
THE NIGERIA POLICE

NOT The Nigerian Police

Read the history of the nigeria police, u will know why they are not your friend
Phones › Re: Tecno Wins Innovative Smartphone Brand Of The Year Award by Uchesis: 9:46am On Nov 28, 2021
Xiaomi promoters wont sleep well this night grin
Education › Re: 13 Things Only UNN Students Will Relate To (Photo Illustrations) by Uchesis: 6:31pm On Nov 26, 2021
Create one for Uniben. grin
Romance › Re: Name Some Movies You Have Watched With Bad Ass X-rated Scenes by Uchesis: 9:04pm On Nov 14, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Lolss..
Dem Must nor show d full Nudity nah!
U want to see Live breasts and Ass for Nollywood? huh cheesy
Didn't u see Jolie's breasts in basic instinct?
Or Sharon Stone's breast in her own movie?
So why can't we see Ini Edo's own?
Lol
Romance › Re: Name Some Movies You Have Watched With Bad Ass X-rated Scenes by Uchesis: 8:46pm On Nov 14, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Just went through a Fine Thread on FP Today, created about Foreign Songs ..

Decided to create this one about Movies! There are some movies with Bad ass Sex scenes..that are sometimes hard to Watch with others!

Movie go almost be like Porn! tongue smiley

I Remember when I watched Original Sin with my Strict Dad, it wasn't easy.. embarassed
Baba just dey Embarrassed as the Big Man Just dey use Corner eyes to Look@me! cheesy cheesy!


Here are some of Mine..
*QUICK AND THE DEAD (Sharon Stone)
*GREATEST SACRIFICE ( St Obi and Mercy J)
*UNFAITHFUL (Richard Gere)
*ELASTIC LIMIT..(Jim Iyke and Cossy Orjiakor)

SO PLS SHARE YOURS!

Uncle Lalasticlala, If You Can Help Move this to FP, Would be nice!
Thanks!.. smiley
OP how can u mention St Obi and Mercy Johnson movie? Did u see MJ's naked boobs in the film?

If u want to talk about movies where the boobs and pusssies are well shown pls don't mention any nollywood movie, we dey learn for where oyibo dey in that aspect.

I watched a movie called Animal Instinct back then in video cassette era. Very erotic movie.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US And Russia Enter Europe Border Battles (Pics, Video) by Uchesis: 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2021
Righteousness2:
There is no Doubt about the Hour in which we Live, being the Season for the return of JESUS Christ.

Chaos, Uncertainties, Confusion and Disasters growing around the World at record frequencies.

More than Ever! We should be Preparing for the event that will bring about the Climax to Human History.

Folks! JESUS is Coming back again!Prepare! Prepare! Prepare!
I know say u must dey here. Pastor wey like bad news
Celebrities › Re: Brazilian Singer, Marília Mendonça Dies In Plane Crash On Her Way To A Concert by Uchesis: 11:43am On Nov 13, 2021
Righteousness2:
What a terrible death! Indeed Death has no respect for young or old.
Condolences to her Family.

This is why we must live this Life in the Conciousness of our Eternity at all times.

Because once we close our Eyes in Death,
it will not Matter how rich or poor you are.
It won't matter the Car you drove, the Jet you owned or how Connected you are.
It won't matter how Popular you were.

What will matter on that day is if you Have a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ.

Heaven and Hell are Real Folks! People are entering them now! The Choice is in your Hands!
Mr Righteous I know u like this kind news. Also news about war and deadly pandemics
Pets › Re: Heartbreaking Photos Of Owners Saying Goodbye To Their Pets( Pics) by Uchesis: 9:11pm On Nov 12, 2021
Righteousness2:
Beautiful and touching last Moments with their pets.

As For we Humans, the Sweetest and Loveliest Death to Die is to Die or Depart with JESUS Christ.

There is nothing as Sweet and Glorious than to close your eyes in Death and open it in Heaven to see JESUS with HIS Hands wide open and saying " Welcome Home my Son! Welcome Home my Daughter!

This is the Greatest accomplishment in Life.
Can u tell me what the devil was looking for in heaven in the book of Job?

And God didn't arrest him

He even had a discussion with him

Las las heaven and hell na joke

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