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Forum GamesRe: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by uchetobi(f): 9:11am On Sep 28, 2007
i wish you a great day
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by uchetobi(f): 9:08am On Sep 28, 2007
Tampico kp it up
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Has Stretch Marks? by uchetobi(f): 9:02am On Sep 28, 2007
word
CelebritiesRe: Leave Britney Spears Alone! by uchetobi(f): 9:01am On Sep 28, 2007
she be your wife??
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by uchetobi(f): 8:59am On Sep 28, 2007
Thanks people. Lawyer chap am still waiting for your analysis
Music/RadioRe: Mobo Awards 2007. Best African Act - 2face Idibia by uchetobi(f): 8:49am On Sep 28, 2007
congrats tuface. Am sure the award can still be pieced together. You deserve it u are a genius. Then when they asked D'banj bout the episode he said "no long thing" gosh iluv d'banj
Jokes EtcRe: Roflmao By Migines by uchetobi(f): 2:48pm On Sep 27, 2007
lol
HealthRe: How To Combat Pimples? by uchetobi(f): 1:03pm On Sep 27, 2007
Wash your face as regularly as possible like its going out of fashion. with mild toilet soap, no medicated stuff, no hard stuff, then rest, try to relaxas often as possible. Cheers
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Elders (2005 Set) - Sign In by uchetobi(f): 10:01am On Sep 27, 2007
;d
Forum GamesRe: I Cant Believe by uchetobi(op): 9:49am On Sep 27, 2007
i cant believe this thread has been turned to a chatter box
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Most Embarassing Moments by uchetobi(f): 9:19am On Sep 27, 2007
:d
Christianity EtcRe: Can We Pray Together? by uchetobi(f): 9:10am On Sep 27, 2007
aw heya. Dont worry GOd sees your good deed and he will replenish more than that 20k for you
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favourite And Most Hated TV Adverts? by uchetobi(f): 9:03am On Sep 27, 2007
yea the wedding advert for multilinks is kool
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by uchetobi(f): 8:58am On Sep 27, 2007
Seun pls unban Toks am sure she dint mean to start a war

Good analysis people, keep it coming
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by uchetobi(f): 8:54am On Sep 27, 2007
doesnt she?
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by uchetobi(f): 10:45am On Sep 25, 2007
the koko?
Forum GamesRe: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by uchetobi(f): 10:10am On Sep 25, 2007
me
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa: Shower Hour? by uchetobi(f): 9:53am On Sep 25, 2007
embarassedsad undecided lipsrsealed tongue grin cheesy wink
Forum GamesRe: I Cant Believe by uchetobi(op): 8:50am On Sep 25, 2007
lol
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by uchetobi(f): 8:44am On Sep 25, 2007
yea Lerato should go
Forum GamesRe: What Would You Do If? by uchetobi(f): 8:43am On Sep 25, 2007
go to bed, stop yawning
Jokes EtcRe: Husband 1.0 - Hope You Enjoy This by uchetobi(f): 4:55pm On Sep 24, 2007
;d ;d :d
Jokes EtcRe: All Men- Courses by uchetobi(op): 4:44pm On Sep 24, 2007
@Mamiko point taken, il promptly inform the course development manager and se how that can be squeezed in

@LAncaster its for ALL MEN
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by uchetobi(f): 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2007
Lawyerchap BB jusounced that you should pack ur stuff and head for the penthousebut you will be there with Bertha tongue. Have a great time
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To My Married Boss by uchetobi(f): 1:04pm On Sep 24, 2007
I can understand your attraction to him. Its easy to find things that are pleasing to you in him, its not a crime neither is it a sin.My sincere advice to you is begin to look 4 a new job, but for the main time concentrates on things dat u dont particularly like in him. then also u should have a relationship outside the office, i mean at 25 u need a relationship that may lead to marriage
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favourite And Most Hated TV Adverts? by uchetobi(f): 11:32am On Sep 24, 2007
@Tambi the dirt is good advert wasnt copied. Omo is not NIgeria. Unilever isa multi national company.Just the way coke world wide will say always cocacola, omo slogan world wide is dirt is gd
HealthRe: My Doctor Says I'm HIV Positive by uchetobi(f): 11:20am On Sep 24, 2007
Truth or false.My 2cents are u have to stop pointing accusing fingers at ur chik. Its natural to want to shift the blame on to someone else but truth is if u are old enough to have sex u should be old enough to knw the consequences and protect urself against them. So my dear look within u dere lies the blamae.

After accepting dat fact u could so a lot of research on the internet on how to live with HIV. u aint the first 2 hv it and it doesnt mean u are dyin 2moro. All the best
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by uchetobi(f): 9:21am On Sep 24, 2007
Nice analysis. Though i got to watch a lot of BB during the wknd your analysis still clears up athing or two. Kp it up
Forum GamesRe: I Cant Believe by uchetobi(op): 8:53am On Sep 24, 2007
i cant believe its monday already
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by uchetobi(f): 11:59am On Sep 21, 2007
Nice analysis. Thanks Lawyerchap and everyone kiss
Jokes EtcAll Men- Courses by uchetobi(op): 11:48am On Sep 21, 2007
Do you know any guys that should attend this course.




Fall Classes for Men at

THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Oct 30, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

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