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Nice analysis LC and people in general

I think Nigeria should vote for Richard to leave the house, Kwaku will be up next week again except he is HOH

why are we leaving this thread to die

word

mmhh

yes wednessday is fine

@ Benin kindly don’t type in caps, its distracting. This issue of NYSC has been over flogged on another thread

MAdam i really dont know what to say cuz am not married Just take heart and take it easy. Try not to go on all aggressive and nagging, I wont say turn a blind eye but really leave his phone alone. No need to inflict torture on yourself. Pray for him ceaselessly but also concentrate on your kids, your self, make sure you are in touch shape, dress well, eat well and channel your efforts on work

Move on with your life my dear. Allow yourself grieve so you can move on

get well soon. Tuface

Really??

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. , ?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes, Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life, quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm, )

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Lawyer chap, gd 2 c u back. So has the pressure eased? A lil? I hope so

Thanks people, Tampico especially

May God help him recover quickly. Amen

Go get a medical report from a government hospital. Take it to camp, let it be a serious health issue like Sickle cell or anything that requires you to be near home. Submit the report when the married people are doing theirs. All the best. And if that doesnt work try getting someone from Abuja to runs it for you b4 camp is over. All the best

And if that doesnt work out resign yourself to being a ghost corper or to stay

Thanks Tampico

Heard Tu face was beaten up and his awards stolen from him

Amen

@ Olowotee aw has it been that long. Actually i apologize to all the thread faithfuls for my absence, i guess the last unread replies wasnt working for a while and i dont check the religious section impulsively (too many inteligent people arguing )

Thanks for keeping the fire burning

I know she is not in top condition, but i doubt K.Fed is not a better alternative. At least she loves the kid (she was seen breast feeding in public) a star, But K. Fed a man that abandoned his girlfriend (ex) when she was pregnant is a creep, he is just a gold digger. Am sure he is more interested in the Palimony he'l be getting.

thanks for the analysis

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/10/01/britney-spears-loses-custody-of-kids/

Britney spears has lost cusody of her kids. I really feel sorry for her.

Thanks Lawyerchap

A toast to you and Ndi - * Nairaland newest couple

agreed. Quite a number of people bastardize the word makeup, but truth is powder (to keep your face from being oily) lipgloss (to keep ur lips from being chapped) are a MUST for all ladies.

Then foundation, blusher, lipstick, eye shadow, mascara etc are one a need to need basis, depending on whether u r derssing down or up, u want 2 look different etc and should be applied in moderation

wat

am thinking its going to be a long weekend

I cant believe its friday again, plus the last fri of september

still laughing at the head mouth thing

dont have a dog
U?