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I think u’l be the one needing the luck.

victoria secrets undies in ur favorite color (say maybe 10k)

well its always low even 45-50k is low for a graduate, but most people use it as a stop gap. When they get a better offer they move on. Except of course you want to be in the education line.

(Am in love wit a man 18yrs older dan i am,he wants 2 marry me but he has 3 kids n d wife is late.Am just 22,if u were in my shoes what will u do?please Nairaland users talk 2 me)

Yeah pls o clarify.

well she may not sing like a bird but she has charisma and her voice is ok (not as bad as j.lo or Britney) I luv her

il say am female.
Wwyd if you see a ghost for real

??

ok thanks guys. Ive made my decision to buy a little. 15, 000 is ok to risk. U hope I wont regret not buying more

and have you heard her live?

NO be fight o! its just fact

jaybaby:
Uche na Fight?

I preach abstinence but if you cant protect yourself for God’s sake not only because of unwanted pregnancy, also because of AIDS (its for real o!) and e no dey show for face

Today
U?

Not particularly
TPBM is tricky

what are you people talking about?

Is that your answer?

lol

Explain what??

;d

Can you go to nysc and submit a copy of your certificate and name for service. The way international students do? That should work out and if not you could go the dirty way that is, bribe someone that is somebody at NYSC to include your name for the net batch

Well I cant speak for anybody else! Just myself so all I will say is that I am a Nigerian, schooled in Nigeria (first degree) and I can defend my certificate anywhere at anytime. So therefore am a Graduate

- hell no
Tpbm is old

- Casino Royale
Last game you played?

you must have been kiddin

I was just kidding really but with al these stars you never know

HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money



HE: I'm a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.



HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share.



HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.



HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.



HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out.



HE:I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.



HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?



HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it.



HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator.



HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter.



HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.



HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Why dint she ask me?

God forbid
wwyd if i asked how such a terrible thought came to your mind

haba woman fit rape
Tpbm is a joker

no
Why did you ask?

d 2face thing is a joke rite?? Cuz he can sing…very obviously

Record sales has spoken, Mtv has spoken, grammy has spoken, time has spoken, America has spoken, the world have spoken. Beyonce is a better song writer, a better performer, a better solo artiste, a better person to stand the test of time, a harder worker, a sexier icon, a more successful person than Kelly (who is not bad in her own little way but no way near Beyonce’s league) so the comparism is far fetched. Even Nairaland has spoken. She has the most topic on Nairaland than any other celerity on this earth surface. Anything outside this is beef