₦airaland Forum

Kobicove:
What we're doing in Nigeria is audio lockdown

9jaRealist:
That’s the thing about COVID-19 though...
NOBODY has seen anything like it before, and EVERYONE is making things up as they go along.

Just a few weeks ago, Trump thought it was a ‘hoax’ that would go away in a few weeks...
And even last week, he was still thinking and saying the worst should be over by Easter and normalcy resumes.
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Angelfrost:
Be thankful... Enforce a real or total lockdown without palliatives, and watch your state burn within few days.

No part of Europe or America will survive a total lockdown without provision of basic needs... None whatsoever!!!

You people should stop living and talking like you are aliens... Let's be realistic!!!

Jupiter7:
You sef that went to mechanic, you are part of those flaunting the lockdown rule. Make una kontinu..

Eddee:
@uchman - My guy the vehicle is a head turner. Very mature and wickedly good looking unless you have deep pockets avoid buying old luxury vehicles as someone else suggested. The cost of ownership is very high, but if you carry cash by all means go for it. You only make mistakes once.

MarkGud:
Thank your for this and if I may ask, what's the min amount required and what can someone in Germany send for quick purchase in Nigeria.

VillagePipu:
Why don't you add money for him to balance it and buy one.

Tokunbo 2006 car for 900k. If it's during military era, they can shoot him for this.

Fogman:
Some folks thinks vehicles are picked in the street. His 900k offer will only cover shipping and cleaning, so where is the cost of purchase and profit? Let him go import from abroad with 900k

damoche64:
You may be right with your assertion but business world in Nigeria is really difficult especially if you are new to it. Business men in those places u mentioned will want to reap u off that you will not even get your investment back except u are very familiar or part of that business in Nigeria. I'm interested in vehicles part sometime but pull out when I listen to others experience with the sellers. Let me pchat u 2 get ur view & share from your experience.

BluntTheApostle:
We have better men than Jeremy here in Nigeria, but there are factors that are in play to restrain such creativity.

Even with bubble bags and drones, how many girls have such great sense of humor as Tori?

I know there are, but try holding a brilliant conversation with some girls, and the "KK" will just piss you off. When the brain power is lacking, and you are a creative guy, it doesn't take long to lose interest in the convo, and to lose interest in any such attempts to be creative with Nigerian girls.

Imagine there were bubble bags and drones, the creative guy would still need a girl with a great sense of humor to interpret the gesture rather than misinterpret it like some of our girls might do.

Write and read a great poem to a girl like Tori on her birthday, and she would most certainly give you that beautiful reassuring smile. But read same poem to a Nigerian girl, and she might not be able to hide her disappointment as she would rather you gave a "real" gift.


You are right brother

AhlexOfficial:
Hey folk, don't get too carried away, this treatment is not meant for our girls!..

mascot87:
Our naija police may probably fire some shot. I mean the illiterate among them

iykbethany:
I'm worried at the rate at which western countries are evaluating their citizens from Nigeria.

Last week France evacuated ALL her citizens from Nigeria.

Yesterday Israel evacuated all their citizens.

The same yesterday a chartered flight arrived to Evacuate ALL American citizens out of Nigeria?

Germany is planning to evacuate all of her citizens out of Nigeria within the next few days.

You may call me alarmist if you like but I suspect that these western countries must have seen that there's a great danger ahead. They know that we can't handle what's coming. If this virus gets to the rural areas it's gonna be a TSUNAMI. May God help us

damoche64:
Can you expantiate about your views about vehicles part business?

Zaheertyler:
Owerri garri 1500
Bag of pure water 300
Indomie added 20 naira for all the sizes
I ran away from the shop

erico2k2:
Talk is cheap bross!

dawnomike:
follow his advise... There is wisdom in it

contumely2:
We have many cars in Nigeria but no sales. Everything is dull.

What else can we import. I have someone in New York.


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ObaKlaz:
Dey your isolation jejely, guy. No go take chances with those ozwor barbers wen go use mouth blow hair komot pesin face.

cruxgemmata:
Lemme support ur ministry

DominusPrime:
Actually you are very correct. Lots of keyboard warriors on here. It might not be their fault that they broke though but some are just so overbearing.
Then again poverty can be so dehumanizing that it makes one lose shame and dignity hence the 'big boys' who begged openly.

NagazGeneral:
I'm a brick layer. Ever since this virus started it has been difficult to get jobs. Right now i can't feed my family of 4. Please anything you give will go a long way in helping.
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0817411848

Ninethmare:
I do business but since the isolation I have not been able.
run out of money. I can't kill myself.
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thanks

Twoclans:
Oh please not a again

You guys should accuse me of something more reasonable. I am bored of this back to back accusation and suspicion.

A Male nairaland who has heard my sexy and captivating voice has said it a thousand times that I am a lady and a very bad one at that : according to him .Do I need to put a picture of my vulva before you guys will believe . .

lordizak:
I'll remain humble for the rest of my life.

denitro:
change the topic to "Living in a world with coronavirus! (How to stay negative)

diportivo:
cant say until one starts using it bros






first set how?for a 2001 car wey transporters don dey use since tey tey??

this ur own has Japan written all over it.....how it ended up being bought and converted in dubai still baffles me

well,to all man his own