₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
But peter OBI can pay for all his illiterates obedient na

check your spellings first before branding others. Empty vessels,

You guys are looking for something, so what happens when "The Rock" takes over as the president ?

Lobishi

His french K-leg is a major sign

Bluezy13:
You know that I know that you know that you fall into the category of my third paragraph.

holy ghoooooost !!.........

Op , face the fact. You need deliverance.

Odiriance4all:
I can bet my two balls this woman is an igbo woman. Igbo women and money are 5 and 6

its impossible to even harbour such thought in Igbo land when the late husband paid her brideprice. Its unthinkable in igbo land.

Bluezy13:
How do I know what you are thinking the girl is thinking when I do not know if you know what she knows or that what you try to make me know is actually what is worth knowing about yourself and knowing about herself.

This is because what I should know about what you know about yourself may be untrue to the actual thing I should know and this will affect what you want me to know about her.
Consequently, not knowing what you are thinking will make what I should let you know about what she thinks, to be unknowable.

And now, the funny thing is that you'll not know what I am trying to make you know because you will think knowing what I am trying to make you know, is nonsensical but you will not know that actually it is your impatience, non meticulousity in paying attention to details and shallow mindedness that prevents you from knowing what this write-up is trying to make you know.
But you are not the only one, your likes are below me and they will mention me nonchalantly because they don't know what I know and want you to know about what she knows.
This is knowledge.
Only the wise will understand.

In summary, I do not believe you're telling the truth, so I cannot advise you.

inukwa akuko? wetin buhari don cause for this country einh?
Sebi you know that the smoking of India hemp is not by force

tunjilee003:
my phone was faulty since last month,so i had to repair my phone yesterday,I opened my WhatsApp to chat her,what I saw was scary..
she had changed her profile picture to someone else's own,a guy...I challenged her,she said he's just a friend... ever since yesterday I feel like blocking her from all my social media platforms....

you still dey feel like blocking her abi ? Bros you be simp oo

OKOATA:
you sure it's a skit, with the maggots coming out of her and she also spitting blood? Who would allow such on a dirty skit on herself?

Don't mind that guy. This is not a skit at all.

simpleseyi:
You go just die over nothing. Emilokan Tinubu is ruling Nigeria for 8 years. After that, Presidency returns to the North. Then, it comes back to South South. No Igbo man will ever rule Nigeria

it's for Nigerians to decide who rules them, not refugees pretending to be Nigerians on nairaland.

I personally don't have anything against any tribe because I'm not stereotypical. A good girl is a good girl and a bad girl is abad girl no matter the tribe. Having said that, for an average Yoruba wife to a non Yoruba man just make sure you are in the kitchen with her when she adds oil and pepper to and dish. This includes akamu, tea and tell her to avoid ewedu .

That supu lobishi

KnowledgePower7:
She just call me again few mins ago
I swear she go call tire. I'm done with her

hmmmm you should pick her call but refuse to schedule another meeting. And if she tries to book another meeting with you just tell her that you are busy and will let her know when you are free

Kingpin1000:
The best way is for you to give her the snub, let her brain start working, then after a while aft like nothing happened.
Never invite her again.
You are a weak man and women don't like weak men. You act so emotional and she can sense it.
You are acting like you were yoing to be a burden to her before you gifted her friend the phone, she now sees you as a man with option.
Never make the mistake of telling her you bought the phone for her and because she didn't show up tou decided to gift it to her friend.
Her so called friend will lose respect for you and may join her to pepper you.
Act like nothing happened.

on point

When and if Tinubu enters Aso rock Una go feel am wella. But God no go gree

osmosis101:
It happens in Nigeria aswell... i've seen that twice

only you have seen it twice in Nigeria and nobody else even heard of it in here. Abeg go rest, because i have also seen it in American 6times

Obimypresident:
Before you guys start rejoicing about Tinubu's Presidency, just know that Andy Uba was the Governor of Anambra for just 17 days. Let us see how the judiciary will quash all the hefty petitions against Tinubu. If they do I will write a Book titled "The burial of Justice".

and i will write another called "to your tents oh Nigerians"

Olarewaju89:
How much does it cost to build this house in Nigeria?

with metrocople roofing sheet i can buld this house with less than 5 million

Hotworta1:
You’re 52 u don’t meet her criteria. You’re almost on every post in romance threads dropping ur numbers Na so d conji hold u reach?

if i begin to enter your matter for nairaland you go begin wonder wetin you do me. You think everyone is here for silly jokes abi ? I suggest you mind your business.

MyukshaKe1:
My first time here. A friend sent me Nairaland dating link to try my luck. Tee I’m finally here
I need a single Anambra or Enugu guy btw 35-40 yrs who’s ready for something serious on or before the end of this year. Working class or businessman,resident in Anambra or within the southeast. Someone whom we can join resources to have something beautiful soon. P.S-I am not a fan of long distance love...I have tried and it failed.
Ps. Only those who know what they want should send a message.

WhatsApp

Don't you have kitchen knife again ?

Vivianat:
He's a liar.









Very important to include that.

So this thing wey dey do you never stop ?
Na waaooo

emmysam2:
You sound dumb with that talk.
WhatsApp video abi?
What stops her brother going to stand by any structure and do WhatsApp video and send?
No be video she want, she go get am nah.

you sound dead. Happy burial.

Hmmmmm i have had a girl that wanted me to correct her with beatings and slaps and other punishments. It was a shock to me the Day i realised that this was her real choice.

The day i saw Tinubu's picture in France with K-leg was the day I knew that he will never rule Nigeria.

Something is not connecting.
You were sending money. Okay.
You were receiving prograce report. Ok.
BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR SIMPLE WATSSAP IMAGES AND VIDEOS.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IN A WORLD OF TODAY.

just tell me something else please.

TakeNigeriaBack:
If he like make dem catch am for Ghana, on the 29th of May, Tinubu will be inaugurated as President of Nigeria. Obingo aka Naanu and his zombies will wail for 8 solid years.

Tinubu's flat nyash will not sit on the presidential throne at Aso rock villa. Quote me on this

The guy looks like a trophy on the lady.

Only in one part of Nigeria. Nothing is uneatable there

I have had about three ladies with very shallow viginas. I'm no kid bro, i know exactly what I'm saying.