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When and if Tinubu enters Aso rock Una go feel am wella. But God no go gree

osmosis101:
It happens in Nigeria aswell... i've seen that twice

only you have seen it twice in Nigeria and nobody else even heard of it in here. Abeg go rest, because i have also seen it in American 6times

Obimypresident:
Before you guys start rejoicing about Tinubu's Presidency, just know that Andy Uba was the Governor of Anambra for just 17 days. Let us see how the judiciary will quash all the hefty petitions against Tinubu. If they do I will write a Book titled "The burial of Justice".

and i will write another called "to your tents oh Nigerians"

Olarewaju89:
How much does it cost to build this house in Nigeria?

with metrocople roofing sheet i can buld this house with less than 5 million

Hotworta1:
You’re 52 u don’t meet her criteria. You’re almost on every post in romance threads dropping ur numbers Na so d conji hold u reach?

if i begin to enter your matter for nairaland you go begin wonder wetin you do me. You think everyone is here for silly jokes abi ? I suggest you mind your business.

MyukshaKe1:
My first time here. A friend sent me Nairaland dating link to try my luck. Tee I’m finally here
I need a single Anambra or Enugu guy btw 35-40 yrs who’s ready for something serious on or before the end of this year. Working class or businessman,resident in Anambra or within the southeast. Someone whom we can join resources to have something beautiful soon. P.S-I am not a fan of long distance love...I have tried and it failed.
Ps. Only those who know what they want should send a message.

WhatsApp

Don't you have kitchen knife again ?

Vivianat:
He's a liar.









Very important to include that.

So this thing wey dey do you never stop ?
Na waaooo

emmysam2:
You sound dumb with that talk.
WhatsApp video abi?
What stops her brother going to stand by any structure and do WhatsApp video and send?
No be video she want, she go get am nah.

you sound dead. Happy burial.

Hmmmmm i have had a girl that wanted me to correct her with beatings and slaps and other punishments. It was a shock to me the Day i realised that this was her real choice.

The day i saw Tinubu's picture in France with K-leg was the day I knew that he will never rule Nigeria.

Something is not connecting.
You were sending money. Okay.
You were receiving prograce report. Ok.
BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR SIMPLE WATSSAP IMAGES AND VIDEOS.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IN A WORLD OF TODAY.

just tell me something else please.

TakeNigeriaBack:
If he like make dem catch am for Ghana, on the 29th of May, Tinubu will be inaugurated as President of Nigeria. Obingo aka Naanu and his zombies will wail for 8 solid years.

Tinubu's flat nyash will not sit on the presidential throne at Aso rock villa. Quote me on this

The guy looks like a trophy on the lady.

Only in one part of Nigeria. Nothing is uneatable there

I have had about three ladies with very shallow viginas. I'm no kid bro, i know exactly what I'm saying.

colorsofrainbow:
E don happen

Same people's gazette that TINUBU's boys were rolling on the floor jubilating when they released the Obi's fake audio.

My own is just to observe what BATISTs will vomit here


Meanwhile I didn't know Tinubu is a citizen of Guinea[b]-CORN[/b]akry the drug zone

No wonder he loves corn so much lol


Mynd44 abi seun dey wait make heaven swallow earth before e push am go front page because Tinubu is being exposed

"Corn" akry

kyber:
Make una help me shook mouth for the matter abeg

;all of una for warri are comedians, nobody knows who dey serious.. you dey watch am e dey go and you no shout Thief Thief. Abeg go rest

Dialpad:
You are just looking for attention.... Obi knows he lost the election

says who ? Go listen to Wikes confessions

Wagwanbrethren:
Omo, our brother in Chief of wailing squad don accept reality. You for no stop na. I thought you and your fellow wailers said Tinubu won't win? 🤣

This one don switch from his totilopussylick account to this so as to join the winning team. Bloody loser! 🤣
I dey spot you anyhow, if you try disguise I go cast you loss. Behave yaself.

but there was no election in iragbiji for pg nor an election in Guinea Conakry so where Tinubu won rule ?

Simeony007:
Lol, it is the fault of your hotspot. In fact your phone is perfect and working incredibly well.

I used to think the same way before I descovered that windows 10 upward always have one update or the other. So I made some research on how to stop it because even if you disable auto update on your pc it will still repeat it self.

So I first discovered the first software I used which is called glassware. This software shows you the number of apps consuming your data and how to disable them. But the problem is that its not easy to find the pro version but I managed it for like 2 years.

But now I have discovered a perfect solution to the problem. The name of the software is Netlimiter. Oh, I wish I found this application sooner. It shows you how to disable any service running without hassle. You can also find the pro version easily without stress.

You can try the software and if you need help with it just reach out to me. I'll be willing to teach you how to download and use it. 😊

thanks bro

Hatrick01:
nwoke mechie onu gi there.....

If u want beta wife material, come Nsukka.

Low bride price (applicable to igbos only)

Good cook, many things......

kitikpa gbalie gi isi there nkakwu must you insult your family before making your nonsense point nkakwu Nsukka ?

ljoh:
What's the GDP of California and the GDP of Africa

so you dont even know and you just concluded that the economy of California is bigger than that of Africa.

If she has children for you, forgive her if she shows enough remorse but make it clear that this is just a sacrifice you are making for your children not her.
Punish her by insisting that she pays for the DNA tests on your children

In the South East, i think the place to get a wife with greatest peace of mind as a house wife is ebonyi state, but she will depend on you for everything.
(Meanwhile before you loose your mind, I'm from Anambra)

If you want an independent woman who can take care of you and your family if the need arises, then, marry from Anambra but don't expect plenty respect when that happens.

I said it that Africans are learners when it comes to madness

Hmmmmmm. The country has turned to a crime scene

First, Go and edit your post and don't insult your wife again.

The ban, ewedu and amala in your house.

Harryfrosh:
Lol... I also use my phone hotspot with my laptop to analyze and trade and I can be on laptop for hours... Like minimum of 10 hours daily and I can tell you I don't use up to gigabytes daily... Running my phone hotspot with both laptop and iPad and I think the maximum data I used daily basis is around 300mb... So I always wondered when people talk of laptop zapping their data... But I remembered I stopped my laptop auto update

it used to be like yours when I was using MTN WiFi . I will buy data worth of 5k and it will not finish in a month. I tried the hotspot with Airtel because MTN recently became unreliable in my area

My phone is infinix hot 10 and i recently started using the hotspot to trade fx on my laptop with Airtel SIM. The thing is comsuming data like mad. Imagine burning 1gig in 15 minutes while just trying to analyse the market.

Before now I was trading with MTN WiFi and i could trade with 1gig for more than two days.
Please my people where did I got it wrong ? Gurus in the house i take God beg una to come to my rescue.

My phone is infinix hot 10 and i recently started using the hotspot to trade fx on my laptop with Airtel SIM. The thing is comsuming data like mad. Imagine burning 1gig in 15 minutes while just trying to analyse the market.

Before now I was trading with MTN WiFi and i could trade with 1gig for more than two days.
Please my people where did I got it wrong ? Gurus in the house i take God beg una to come to my rescue.