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PropertiesRe: US Returnee In Tears After She Saw The "2storey" Her Brother Built For Her (vid) by udede(m): 6:29am On Apr 20, 2023
Something is not connecting.
You were sending money. Okay.
You were receiving prograce report. Ok.
BUT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR SIMPLE WATSSAP IMAGES AND VIDEOS.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IN A WORLD OF TODAY.

just tell me something else please.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu And Sanwo-olu Spotted In Guinea (VIDEO) by udede(m): 2:28am On Apr 20, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:
If he like make dem catch am for Ghana, on the 29th of May, Tinubu will be inaugurated as President of Nigeria. Obingo aka Naanu and his zombies will wail for 8 solid years.
Tinubu's flat nyash will not sit on the presidential throne at Aso rock villa. Quote me on this
RomanceRe: Nigerian Couple Lite Up The Internet With Beautiful Pre Wedding Pictures by udede(m): 2:23am On Apr 20, 2023
The guy looks like a trophy on the lady.
CrimeRe: See How This Woman Skillfully Dissect A Python by udede(m): 12:14am On Apr 20, 2023
Only in one part of Nigeria. Nothing is uneatable there
RomanceRe: Shallow Vagina by udede(m): 5:37pm On Apr 19, 2023
I have had about three ladies with very shallow viginas. I'm no kid bro, i know exactly what I'm saying.
PoliticsRe: Trouble In Tinubu's Camp As His Guinea Citizenship Surfaces,lies Under Oath- PG by udede(m): 10:18pm On Apr 18, 2023
colorsofrainbow:
E don happen grin grin

Same people's gazette that TINUBU's boys were rolling on the floor jubilating when they released the Obi's fake audio. grin grin

My own is just to observe what BATISTs will vomit here grin


Meanwhile I didn't know Tinubu is a citizen of Guinea[b]-CORN[/b]akry the drug zone grin grin

No wonder he loves corn so much lol


Mynd44 abi seun dey wait make heaven swallow earth before e push am go front page because Tinubu is being exposed
"Corn" akry
RomanceRe: Lady I Met On Facebook Drank Pepper Soup In My Name And Ran Away by udede(m): 10:04pm On Apr 18, 2023
kyber:
Make una help me shook mouth for the matter abeg
grin ;all of una for warri are comedians, nobody knows who dey serious.. you dey watch am e dey go and you no shout Thief Thief. Abeg go rest
PoliticsRe: Tinubu won't Be Sworn On 29th May, That I Ve Seen by udede(m): 9:56pm On Apr 18, 2023
Dialpad:
You are just looking for attention.... Obi knows he lost the election
says who ? Go listen to Wikes confessions
PoliticsRe: Tinubu won't Be Sworn On 29th May, That I Ve Seen by udede(m): 9:55pm On Apr 18, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Omo, our brother in Chief of wailing squad don accept reality. You for no stop na. I thought you and your fellow wailers said Tinubu won't win? 🤣

This one don switch from his totilopussylick account to this so as to join the winning team. Bloody loser! 🤣
I dey spot you anyhow, if you try disguise I go cast you loss. Behave yaself.
but there was no election in iragbiji for pg nor an election in Guinea Conakry so where Tinubu won rule ?
PhonesRe: My Phone Hotspot Has Gone Crazy. by udede(op): 9:48pm On Apr 18, 2023
Simeony007:
Lol, it is the fault of your hotspot. In fact your phone is perfect and working incredibly well.

I used to think the same way before I descovered that windows 10 upward always have one update or the other. So I made some research on how to stop it because even if you disable auto update on your pc it will still repeat it self.

So I first discovered the first software I used which is called glassware. This software shows you the number of apps consuming your data and how to disable them. But the problem is that its not easy to find the pro version but I managed it for like 2 years.

But now I have discovered a perfect solution to the problem. The name of the software is Netlimiter. Oh, I wish I found this application sooner. It shows you how to disable any service running without hassle. You can also find the pro version easily without stress.

You can try the software and if you need help with it just reach out to me. I'll be willing to teach you how to download and use it. 😊
thanks bro
RomanceRe: Which State In The Southwest Have More Wife Material (problem Free Wife)? by udede(m): 9:30pm On Apr 18, 2023
Hatrick01:
nwoke mechie onu gi there.....

If u want beta wife material, come Nsukka.

Low bride price (applicable to igbos only)

Good cook, many things......
kitikpa gbalie gi isi there nkakwu must you insult your family before making your nonsense point nkakwu Nsukka ?
PoliticsRe: 10 States In Nigeria With Bigger Economy Than Some African Countries-Osibanjo by udede(m): 9:25pm On Apr 18, 2023
ljoh:
What's the GDP of California and the GDP of Africa
so you dont even know and you just concluded that the economy of California is bigger than that of Africa.
RomanceRe: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by udede(m): 6:13pm On Apr 18, 2023
If she has children for you, forgive her if she shows enough remorse but make it clear that this is just a sacrifice you are making for your children not her.
Punish her by insisting that she pays for the DNA tests on your children
RomanceRe: Which State In The Southwest Have More Wife Material (problem Free Wife)? by udede(m): 6:00pm On Apr 18, 2023
In the South East, i think the place to get a wife with greatest peace of mind as a house wife is ebonyi state, but she will depend on you for everything.
(Meanwhile before you loose your mind, I'm from Anambra)

If you want an independent woman who can take care of you and your family if the need arises, then, marry from Anambra but don't expect plenty respect when that happens.
RomanceRe: House For Sale In Indonesia With Free Wife! (hakim Theory Required) (pictures) by udede(m): 5:55pm On Apr 18, 2023
I said it that Africans are learners when it comes to madness
CrimeRe: Killings On Going In Nassarawa State by udede(m): 4:54pm On Apr 18, 2023
Hmmmmmm. The country has turned to a crime scene
RomanceRe: My Wife's Getting Fat by udede(m): 4:47pm On Apr 18, 2023
First, Go and edit your post and don't insult your wife again.

The ban, ewedu and amala in your house.
PhonesRe: My Phone Hotspot Has Gone Crazy. by udede(op): 4:38pm On Apr 18, 2023
Harryfrosh:
Lol... I also use my phone hotspot with my laptop to analyze and trade and I can be on laptop for hours... Like minimum of 10 hours daily and I can tell you I don't use up to gigabytes daily... Running my phone hotspot with both laptop and iPad and I think the maximum data I used daily basis is around 300mb... So I always wondered when people talk of laptop zapping their data... But I remembered I stopped my laptop auto update
it used to be like yours when I was using MTN WiFi . I will buy data worth of 5k and it will not finish in a month. I tried the hotspot with Airtel because MTN recently became unreliable in my area
ComputersMy Laptop Burn Hotspot Data Like Mad by udede(op): 2:40pm On Apr 18, 2023
My phone is infinix hot 10 and i recently started using the hotspot to trade fx on my laptop with Airtel SIM. The thing is comsuming data like mad. Imagine burning 1gig in 15 minutes while just trying to analyse the market.

Before now I was trading with MTN WiFi and i could trade with 1gig for more than two days.
Please my people where did I got it wrong ? Gurus in the house i take God beg una to come to my rescue.
PhonesMy Phone Hotspot Has Gone Crazy. by udede(op): 2:25pm On Apr 18, 2023
My phone is infinix hot 10 and i recently started using the hotspot to trade fx on my laptop with Airtel SIM. The thing is comsuming data like mad. Imagine burning 1gig in 15 minutes while just trying to analyse the market.

Before now I was trading with MTN WiFi and i could trade with 1gig for more than two days.
Please my people where did I got it wrong ? Gurus in the house i take God beg una to come to my rescue.
FamilyRe: Help, My Wife Has Been Stealing Money From Me by udede(m): 12:14pm On Apr 18, 2023
You should force her to go and confess to your boss
CrimeRe: Bear Captured In Italy After Killing Alpine Jogger Andrea Papi by udede(m): 12:03pm On Apr 18, 2023
In Nigeria we eat everything and anything piatapiata. undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: What Is This Creature Called? by udede(m): 12:01pm On Apr 18, 2023
Photoshop gone wrong
RomanceRe: Am Confused Since Yesterday In My Relationship With Her by udede(m): 11:59am On Apr 18, 2023
Banbulu:
OK, I have this babe, we got flowing since 2 months now, buh wot happened yesterday was that I got to know she has been collecting gift like airtime n money from other dudes, I confronted her that this act is not loyal to me, she ask me wether she shouldn't accept any gift from people, I told her 99% is not wit good intentions,,
To cut the story short I'm confused on wot action to take I have been avoiding her chat since yesterday, though she told me she has even quarrel wit the person, and it's Tru that not all gifts r good intentions, buh tinx never clear to me,
A girl told me one time that if I don't give her attention, other people will do, now if I allow this to happen, statement like If you do not give money other people will

Can anyone help me in this my situation?
if you cannot take over the financial responsibility of a Nigerian girlfriend, please leave her alone.
PoliticsRe: 10 States In Nigeria With Bigger Economy Than Some African Countries-Osibanjo by udede(m): 6:16am On Apr 18, 2023
ljoh:
Compare California to Africa
I did and i maintain that you are wrong because it's like you do not have the true figure of the size of African economy.
RomanceRe: Swarm Of Bees Chase Away Wedding Guests In Anambra (pics/video) by udede(m): 5:31am On Apr 18, 2023
So bees cannot scatter wedding in peace again abi.
PoliticsRe: 10 States In Nigeria With Bigger Economy Than Some African Countries-Osibanjo by udede(m): 5:22am On Apr 18, 2023
ljoh:
Not something to be proud of, same way one state in the USA is 3 times richer than Africa
A hefty lie bro. undecided
PoliticsRe: Please Don't Use Tinubu Sickness Against Him by udede(m): 5:11am On Apr 18, 2023
sonature1:
Your thoughts are disgusting

Wait until May 29th.

If Tinubu doesn't show up, he won't be sworn in.

Many of you need a serious psychiatric examination.
are you a psychiatrist? grin grin
EducationRe: How Obidients Rendered Tinubu's TVC Useless For 10months by udede(m): 5:02am On Apr 18, 2023
Emperormartin:
And viewership of journalist hangout plummeted because of their partisan politics...

Mark it from today, some journalist and newscasters in TVC will start joining channels and arise because of their partisan and bias politics.

Then, TVC will go down in drain like NTA

Courtesy of Drug Lord Jagaban Tinubu
the way that journalists hang out went to the dogs pained me. It used to be one of my best program until Tinubu happened to it. undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Most Dangerous Loan Apps You Must Avoid To Live Long In Nigeria by udede(m): 7:54pm On Apr 15, 2023
soliddust2020:
Run from Lcredit. Those people are demons. Was in a huge mess because of them. I have cleared them, but they won’t let me rest. Always calling me to come take loan after I have paid them.
My advise is run from loan apps they are designed to make you a slave to them
Nigeria loan apps are run by heartless thieves
CrimeRe: Most Dangerous Loan Apps You Must Avoid To Live Long In Nigeria by udede(m): 2:42pm On Apr 15, 2023
Hmmmmm list please. I saw shege in their hands
PoliticsRe: Insider Details Of Peter Obi Story At London Airport. by udede(m): 2:06am On Apr 15, 2023
The number of people who are getting migraine every day in this country einh ?
Carton wey mistake itself for human being will just wake up and type nonsense and ingredients just because of hatred and free data.

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