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WhatIf:
This topic should have been, "Chimamanda Adichie excited as she meets with Vice President of Federal Republic of Nigeria"

na lie

A "millitary" officer is doing match past inside an office and you could not see that all is not well ?
Nobi JuJu be that ?

justtoodark:
soo,this long epistle because of electricity....
you are igbo....

your blindness is legendary. The op even described his place in the north of Nigeria but your numbed mind won't grab that

LeeSmart:
All waht u said up there is true especially daht bj part, i'm a living witness incase u want to defend that in court.

hmmm I'm just trying to find a way to justify the contradiction between this your comment and your signature and its getting more difficult.

Vinnie2000:
BJ Mouth Gig
VJ Vagina
JT John Thomas

OP, these are the ones I can remember for Now..🤔

Bj means Mouth Action

So your babe can no longer cheat in peace

Ogiame:
Wait, wait, wait!!! So, if I confidently receive money from my working class fiance, it means I am a shameless man?
Na wa for you oh

Hmmmm don't mind that biter bi**h

I don't believe this for the following reasons.
1, Nobody in the crowd around him was looking up at him in awe and that is impossible.

2. Even in the Bible no giant was so tall that grown men are his knee length. The height will be about 30 feet. Its not possible. Goliath was about 9feet.


This picture is a scam

After the indegens, igbos are the second highest population in those places. If this is correct how come they are discovering this for the first time.,? Op you are just back ward and blind. Leave Igbo people alone before HBP kills you.

Hmmmmmm na today i begin to believe that there is Jubril El sudani

JOemmy:
But I read the roads there are very terrible how true is this?

foget online liers. Anambra state is one state where millionaires don't make noise until they build roads in their towns and don't forget that nnewi has the highest consentration of noiseless millionaires.

BaddestQueen:
what's the difference between this and your regular 5 star hotel

this is not a hotel. Its a residence. Meaning that you can simply rent a funished flat with kitchen where you Cook your own meals if you want just like in your home. In other words its like a regular home.

Supremos:
Ebonyi is a growing economy with lots of interest in solid minerals and Agriculture

ok . Good to hear

I'm still wondering what i will be doing with more than three cars in my garage

Good news .
But my question is this. What is that in ebonyi that Will generate the traffic.

pandoragirigory:
God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Jagaban[s] the [b]Eze-Chukwu [/b]of Igbo land, emilokan of [/s]yoruba land, the jagaban borgu of Nigeria

kitikpa gbalie gi isi for the bolded blasphemy. I mean thunder and lightening finish you and your family. Nkakwu

yarimo:
But peter OBI can pay for all his illiterates obedient na

check your spellings first before branding others. Empty vessels,

You guys are looking for something, so what happens when "The Rock" takes over as the president ?

Lobishi

His french K-leg is a major sign

Bluezy13:
You know that I know that you know that you fall into the category of my third paragraph.

holy ghoooooost !!.........

Op , face the fact. You need deliverance.

Odiriance4all:
I can bet my two balls this woman is an igbo woman. Igbo women and money are 5 and 6

its impossible to even harbour such thought in Igbo land when the late husband paid her brideprice. Its unthinkable in igbo land.

Bluezy13:
How do I know what you are thinking the girl is thinking when I do not know if you know what she knows or that what you try to make me know is actually what is worth knowing about yourself and knowing about herself.

This is because what I should know about what you know about yourself may be untrue to the actual thing I should know and this will affect what you want me to know about her.
Consequently, not knowing what you are thinking will make what I should let you know about what she thinks, to be unknowable.

And now, the funny thing is that you'll not know what I am trying to make you know because you will think knowing what I am trying to make you know, is nonsensical but you will not know that actually it is your impatience, non meticulousity in paying attention to details and shallow mindedness that prevents you from knowing what this write-up is trying to make you know.
But you are not the only one, your likes are below me and they will mention me nonchalantly because they don't know what I know and want you to know about what she knows.
This is knowledge.
Only the wise will understand.

In summary, I do not believe you're telling the truth, so I cannot advise you.

inukwa akuko? wetin buhari don cause for this country einh?
Sebi you know that the smoking of India hemp is not by force

tunjilee003:
my phone was faulty since last month,so i had to repair my phone yesterday,I opened my WhatsApp to chat her,what I saw was scary..
she had changed her profile picture to someone else's own,a guy...I challenged her,she said he's just a friend... ever since yesterday I feel like blocking her from all my social media platforms....

you still dey feel like blocking her abi ? Bros you be simp oo

OKOATA:
you sure it's a skit, with the maggots coming out of her and she also spitting blood? Who would allow such on a dirty skit on herself?

Don't mind that guy. This is not a skit at all.

simpleseyi:
You go just die over nothing. Emilokan Tinubu is ruling Nigeria for 8 years. After that, Presidency returns to the North. Then, it comes back to South South. No Igbo man will ever rule Nigeria

it's for Nigerians to decide who rules them, not refugees pretending to be Nigerians on nairaland.

I personally don't have anything against any tribe because I'm not stereotypical. A good girl is a good girl and a bad girl is abad girl no matter the tribe. Having said that, for an average Yoruba wife to a non Yoruba man just make sure you are in the kitchen with her when she adds oil and pepper to and dish. This includes akamu, tea and tell her to avoid ewedu .

That supu lobishi

KnowledgePower7:
She just call me again few mins ago
I swear she go call tire. I'm done with her

hmmmm you should pick her call but refuse to schedule another meeting. And if she tries to book another meeting with you just tell her that you are busy and will let her know when you are free

Kingpin1000:
The best way is for you to give her the snub, let her brain start working, then after a while aft like nothing happened.
Never invite her again.
You are a weak man and women don't like weak men. You act so emotional and she can sense it.
You are acting like you were yoing to be a burden to her before you gifted her friend the phone, she now sees you as a man with option.
Never make the mistake of telling her you bought the phone for her and because she didn't show up tou decided to gift it to her friend.
Her so called friend will lose respect for you and may join her to pepper you.
Act like nothing happened.

on point