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Romance › Re: My Ex Laid Curse On Me, Now This Is Happening! by udede(m): 6:21am On Jun 06, 2023
Mcslize:
You don't need to outrightly break up with a lady. Behave in a way so she will break up with you.

How do you naturally break up with a lady you want to leave but don't want to do it by yourself? Act like a big simp to her. Give her too much attention. You know ladies don't value guys that give them too much attention.

With time, she will start misbehaving. Use that moment to bombard her with how much you love her. How you can't do without her. How she has been the air you breath, the sun that shines on you and how you can't see her not being in your life. Tell her you will die if she leaves you.

Brother, just bombard her with all those nonsense simpson behaviours. Watch and see how she will start misbehaving. Use that moment to play the victim role by telling her she doesn't love you any more. She will by her self break up with you cuz ladies hardly feel attracted to guys that heap all their lives around them.

That's the best way to make a girl leave you. Cuz at that point, she will feel like your life depends on her and will start misbehaving. She won't even be giving you attention. But unknown to her, you are doing all that to decrease your value in her eyes so she can leave.

I have never broken any girl heart. I am a clean slate. They will leave by themselves when you start exhibiting all those simp traits. They will feel like goddess at that point and stop giving you attention.

Mission accomplished!
hmmmm omo see code.
Bros you be champion
Crime › Re: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo: My Missing Niece Is Now Back Home by udede(m): 6:12am On Jun 06, 2023
mradjoy:
The previous thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7713767/udensi-ngozi-opemipo-missing-seen#123550647

I'd like to use this medium to appreciate everyone who empathize with us, those who prayed with us and those who called me from this forum without knowing who I am to offer some valuable advice which partly contributed to her returning back home yesterday on her own volition.

My sincere appreciation goes out to Seun Osewa who swiftly swung into action by moving the thread to the Frontpage immediately after I contacted him.

And to that wonderful journalist who contacted me from The Punch News, they offered to publish it and use their connection to contact the Lagos CP to expedite action on my niece's search.

Lastly to those set of people who's got warped mindset, always thinking every little girl we have in Nigeria are wayward, well, it's not really your fault because if you know how brilliant my niece is, you wouldn't doubt her purity at such tender age. I read so many unruly comments here, but decided to ignore majority of them because I believe it's almost impossible for a brilliant little girl like her, who had near perfect WAEC result at one sitting, and also scored over 300 in JAMB to be wayward at the same time. If you have her as your sister or daughter would you ever have the thought of waywardness towards her?

She had a quarrel with her aunt while her mom was at work, so she decided to punish everybody according to her by leaving the house for them.

She'd initially planned to seize the opportunity to visit her paternal grand parent in Imo state, but on getting to the park, she couldn't afford the fare, she had to go visit her friend somewhere in Ijegun, Lagos instead of heading back to Bariga. I believed her because the tracking result we got from the private tracking guy we employed showed exactly the same thing she'd earlier narrated.

Up until now I never knew there was a tracking system that gives precise location, the street name, the house number, even to the room you're, this tracking system is so effective and powerful to the point of tracking mobile number even when it's switched off.

Now, I was wondering why can't FG use same or better technology to combat insurgency in Nigeria?

So cutting the long story short, we decided to send her a text msg containing those information we gathered about her whereabout and she knew the game was up and decided to call her aunt, then her mom to inform them she was heading home already.

We're happy and glorify God for her safety. Thanks and God bless you all.
i thank God for every thing but i must quickly add that your niece may be intelligent as you said but not wise


And as for the government fighting insurgency with tracking technology. I can only tell you that the powers in Nigeria are not sincerely fighting insurgency in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: I Am Very Disappointed At Arise News For Announcing Sex Championships by udede(m): 6:03am On Jun 06, 2023
Satanistx:
I am very disappointed at arise news for announcing sex championship.
There are things we should never promote.
I expected better from the overhyped station
op you no well at all. You are not disappointed that Nigeria has been hijacked and every body acts as if it's alright
Romance › Re: Will You Leave Your Wife.. If This Happens by udede(m): 5:28am On Jun 06, 2023
Op
This your topic , how would it help to restore Peter Obi's mandate
Phones › Re: Most Popular Social Platforms In The World (photos) by udede(m): 4:58am On Jun 06, 2023
Tabletuner:
95% people on this platform are not serious.
na yeye tribalists full nairaland including seun and his stupid mods
Romance › Re: White Women Are Bustier Than Black Women. Change My View (pictures!!) by udede(m): 4:37am On Jun 06, 2023
Op na lie. Very big lie
Health › Re: Registered Nurse / Chew Nurse..... any hope as a chew nurse by udede(m): 8:23am On Jun 05, 2023
Abeg wetin be"chew" Nurse ?
Health › Re: For Men by udede(m): 6:17am On Jun 05, 2023
Every time someone talks about a product but refuses to put the price there but expect you to call for price. I get turned off.
Health › Male Infertility Success Story To Help Somebody by udede(op): 6:10am On Jun 05, 2023
YES my brother, marriages are scattering every day, some men are even afraid of approaching women. Wives are giving it to gate man and driver.

Save some ones marriage by telling us how you conquered your male infertility and non performing gbola.

My case is vericosel induced low sperm count. I had a surgery 10 years ago but the thing seems to be back and even the surgery did not improve the sperm count.

Now weak erection has joined to give me sleepless nights.

How fid you guys change your story. Some body help out before my wife runs
Health › Re: Male Infertility!!! Share Your Experience/success Story. by udede(m): 5:57am On Jun 05, 2023
promo4:
The stories after surgery is not good o...it could come back again and very painful.

Anyone who has been healed of Varicocele with natural treatment on this thread should please give recommendations

I was diagnosed of Varicocele recently too...I have heating and mild pain sometimes.

I switched to more fibre foods & fruits and it's relieving now.
guy tell me more. I had vericosel surgery 10 years ago but every thing i know about it tell me that its back.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Get Fired From His UK Job For Posting He Kills Cat In Nigeria (Vid) by udede(m): 5:52am On Jun 05, 2023
Na so this Calabar girl wey chop dog dey play with her guiness book record. Wetin be her name again, Baci abi Babu
Politics › Re: Prominent Nigerians Who Aren't Igbos Speak Up Against Igbo Hatred In Nigeria - V by udede(m): 5:36am On Jun 05, 2023
Machinegun91:
Igbo amakas really need to change their behaviors to gain positive recommendation from other tribes in Nigeria.

Give Igbo man 1 inch, he will claim the rest and chase you out.

Greed is their culture
tell your self some truth. Why not let them have their Biafra.
Politics › Re: Prominent Nigerians Who Aren't Igbos Speak Up Against Igbo Hatred In Nigeria - V by udede(m): 5:32am On Jun 05, 2023
Resurrection212:
Please you Anambra people should stop this nonsense nobody hate us except we hate ourselves. Peter obi a former governor sack all non indigene working in Anambra state government .tell me which hate is more than that. Just wish my governor his excellency Uzodinma can Anambra people working in my state.
you are a chronic lier
Politics › Re: Army Rescues 21 Underage Pregnant Teenagers In Abia Baby Factory by udede(m): 5:27am On Jun 05, 2023
sreamsense:
Later they will say they hate them. How will you plant hatred and expect to harvest love? There is no type of crime that hasn't come from land of the rising crime. No type!
so baby factory no dey your side abi ?
Romance › Re: Selling Their Daughters In The Name Of Bride Price(pic) by udede(m): 5:12am On Jun 05, 2023
shortgun:
A man that complains about bride price is not matured enough to keep someone's daughter under his cover grin

No Man in the history of the world has ever been denied his bride on the account of not having enough money for bride price.
you nefa chiichomchim.
Politics › Re: Don’t Set Nigeria On Fire, APC Chieftain Tells El- Rufai by udede(m): 5:07am On Jun 05, 2023
But who was expecting any other thing from Hell rufai ?
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction by udede(m): 9:33am On Jun 03, 2023
GerraMeh74:
Applied Nutrition Triple Action Testosterone Max Performance,Earth's Creation Andro T Testosterone Booster x60. There are quite a couple of them.
thanks bro
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction by udede(m): 6:52am On Jun 03, 2023
Lancasterman:
You have symptoms of overmasturbation. Stop Masturbating by replacing that addiction with Sex with your wife...
Also do the following:

Use Embragra...It's found at good Pharmacies..Contains Sidenafil and Dapoxerine..Take 2 tablets, 3hrs to sex

Buy Magnesium Supplement...Take One a day...or Take one tablet 3 hrs to sex along with Embragra....

You will be a lion and Tiger combined. 😜😜😜
can we chat, i jut need more information from you. My number is on my signature
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction by udede(m): 6:38am On Jun 03, 2023
Elsucre24:
As a fertility specialist. I have seen this kinda problem every now and then. After reading your posts, I think your problem is completely mental. You don’t need sex enhancers, biter kola, or all those things everyone is telling you to take. I’m not swearing but non of them will work. None. No matter how much you spend. As long as your mind is as messed up as it is. You won’t go past 3mins of thrusting.

Anxiety is one of the leading causes of erectile dysfunction. Now the worse part is, the more your worry about your erectile dysfunction, the worse it gets. Matter of fact if you don’t get out of it sooner than later, even the erection you have will be gone totally.

You are the only one that can cure your self. The sooner you do the better. Guy I’ll talk to you as a brother. DM me for a therapy session. We need to work on your mentality. Just dedicate 1week.
i am also very interested. Let's connect by watssap. My number is on my signature
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction by udede(m): 6:25am On Jun 03, 2023
GerraMeh74:
Get any Testosterone booster,get delay Ejaculation Spray. Visit my store on Jumia for more details https://www./zuli-enterprises/
any name for the testesteron booster
Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction by udede(m): 6:23am On Jun 03, 2023
Hamachi:
Drop your email
I'm also interested. You can tell me about it by watssap. My number is on my signature
Health › Re: Male Infertility!!! Share Your Experience/success Story. by udede(m): 2:43pm On Jun 02, 2023
privateme:
I have update: count increased from 4million to 48million after 3 months of taking Manix!
please tell me more. What is the price of the "manix"
Romance › Re: Help!! My Fiance Always Makes Me Do Things In Bed That I Don't Enjoy. by udede(m): 1:41pm On Jun 02, 2023
Just run.


Reason being that he doesn't love you. You are just an intimacy gadget and he has no respect for for both your body and your opinion.


He is doing this now that you are not even married. When you get married to that beast you will regret it if you don't die untimely.


Just run oooo
Family › Re: Please My Husband Is Diagnosed Of Azorspermia Zero Sperm Count by udede(m): 5:53am On Jun 02, 2023
Gboom:
You are not a wise woman at all?
This place that you have come to seek opinion will only aggravate your worries.
After consulting the doctor, did he tell you that there is no solution to your husband predicament?

Stick to doctors' advice and medications, the situation will be reversed, and you will get pregnant and carry your baby
hmmmm that was too hash. Thousands of people are getting nice suggestions and directions here on the daily on divers issues of life. her speaking up doesn't make her unwise
Family › Re: Please My Husband Is Diagnosed Of Azorspermia Zero Sperm Count by udede(m): 5:47am On Jun 02, 2023
1Sharon:
Azoospermia. Lord knows the type of reckless life your husband lived as a teenager.

Wasted seeds everywhere.
blowing your sperm every day does not cause azoospermia. Most times its as a result of genetic inheritance
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Last Long In Bed, Please What Can I Do? by udede(m): 4:21am On Jun 02, 2023
A woman is a complicated being so you need emotional maturity to unlock what is holding her from spilling over. She could be distracted by things like your mouth odour or general poor higen. (I'm not saying that you are have poor hiegen tho) that's woman for you.


As for the moaning thing, you can record that from porns and play it while dealing with her
Politics › Re: BREAKING: No More Sit-at-home In Enugu, Peter Mbah Declares by udede(m): 4:12am On Jun 02, 2023
Why should this man start with a joke. He should ask Soludo.
Politics › Re: The Tinubu Will Never Be President Gang, Oya Come Over Here by udede(m): 10:47am On May 29, 2023
Make una dey play dey , like say una no know say Tinubu na stoog. Bh has completely taken over the leadership of one country. Mark my word
Politics › Re: What Is Happening To Nyesom Wike? by udede(m): 10:42am On May 29, 2023
MrAgbako:
not if you eat good food. Don't listen to jokers. Most people that drink alcohol are poor and can't afford the right food or drugs to replenish their system

As for this post the op is just playing around like his ipobs brothers too because of their deep hatred for wike. Wike balls is bigger than fraudulent feminine Obi of elluP😂
if you don't rope in IPOB or Peter Obi you will have nothing to say. Otu nne gi there. undecided
Politics › Re: Say Your Prayers For The New Administration by udede(m): 10:43pm On May 28, 2023
If he will successfuly lead us to the promised land, may God bless and keep him. But if it will be more suffering. May God chase him out of Aso rock with koboko
Family › Re: Please My Husband Is Diagnosed Of Azorspermia Zero Sperm Count by udede(m): 10:28pm On May 28, 2023
Blissivy:
Awka, Anambra state. you can mail me, I will send the hospital address to you.
my watssap number is on my signature.

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