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lizychimamanda:
I'm in zamfara can we hukup

You want his cucumber?

I don't know him o....What of Nigeria is he from??

DuBLINGreenb:
I am short of words

Next election let us only elect people who are not FULANI, YORUBA and IGBO

This ONE Nigeria wey na only Fulani, Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba get am done tire me

Every news na either one of these 4 just dey play the rest of us Handicap

I agree with you...Yahaya Bello of kogi will do the work

padi94:
That is why I no dey like chop for party, I dey prefer to carry food go house

Your own bad o...by now your whole family go done die o...including your papa and mama...And that your beautiful sister...

THE GIRL IS HANDSOME....JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER

SOMEBODY ASKED WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIVILIAN AND A CITIZEN...�������chiaaaa...ndi nmadu self

ichommy:
Only God knows what would have been the the fate of the likes of Terry G, Zlatan Ibile and Davido if they had to audition before Seyi Shay to attain stardom.

mad o...

Pls where's is Righteousness....Am yet to see his comment.,

Spending123:
The more you meet people the more you will understand why Noah took more animals into the ark than human beings.

Which Noah biko..Is it the one that's selling newspaper under the bridge

Congratulations...I love something like this...Amadi Oha pick my call nah

SocialCritic:
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na craze dey worry you

I watched the match....Nigeria players tried but super played nonsense...They are just playing back passes

May God have mercy on your soul cuz you don't know what you are doing....

that same chicken and size is 3k in my area kogi state

Some marriages are like public toilets,those inside are in a hurry to get out while those outside are equally in a hurry to get in.

the film no sweet self....Na who produce this kind of film..

DenreleDave:
Haaaaaaa

Not new.. I was 2 years old when I broke Guinness book of record for shifting a mountain from its position

hahahaha hahahaha

Professorcplus:
Mine has reduced but let me share a recent experience with you. One evening before I went to bed, I decided to wash my dirty white singlet and hung it above the shower rail in the bathroom. I usually switch off the light before sleeping but this time I couldn't detect if the light switch was turned on or off because NEPA refused to do the needful. Out of fatigue, I left the bathroom door open and went to bed which is opposite to the door but extreme end of the room.

I don't know how long I have slept, but suddenly felt a cold breeze with eolian sound. I opened my eyes but couldn't move all I could see was a very bright blue cloud with an angel carrying a sliver trumpet. I forced myself to fly up but I couldn't. Can this truly be RAPTURE . I was still in fear of making heaven when I finally gained conscious.

Haa. NEPA is at work again. OX standing fan rotating at its highest speed; the white light in the bathroom illuminating the terracotta bathroom blue tiles on the wall and the singlet looks like an angel with the shower hose head looking like trumpet. Nigeria is hell itself especially in this Buhari era. I can't wait to Japa to heaven like US or Canada.

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Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha...my belle o.....Guy you funny die

hope they will not eat it

Everything is wrong with this country.
Nobody is safe.
You just have to be careful around people and life.
Most especially Mind You Business, if you feel bored smoke some weed and listen to music, that's my secret to conquer the hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha ������� Funny

These young souls part with their Parents/guidance saying "SEE YOU SOON" but now, they're "GONE TOO SOON" The pains the parents and loved ones of those staff will feel, only the Almighty can heal. Dear Lord..

Let me make some revelations because some of us also have our own intelligence networks. I have met with some of the bandits, we have met with some of their high commanders. One or two who have repented. They have sat down with us, not once, not twice. They told us that one of the northern governors is the commander of Boko Haram in Nigeria. Boko Haram and the Bandits are one and the same thing . They have a sophisticated network. during this lockdown their Planes were moving up and down as though there was no lock down. Moving ammunition, money, logistics and distributing them in different part of the country. They are already in the south. In the rain forest of the south. They are everywhere. They told us that when they finish this rural killings, they will move to phase 2. In the Phase 2, they will go into the urban cities, going from house to house killing prominent people . I can tell you, this is the game plan. By 2022, they want to start a civil war in Nigeria. Don't joke with what I am saying you. I have a PHD from Oxford university. I am a central banker, we don't talk nonsense. So don't joke with what I am telling you. --- Obadiah Mailafia

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Nobody is blaming Ebuka for causing unnecessary bad blood between housemates. Coming on live to reveal things said among housemates. "Laycon I heard you telling some housemates Erica tried forcing a kiss on you..." Who ask you? With hin wide mouth!

GamalNasser:
Truth is that Nigeria can never recover after 16 years of Buhari and El Rufai... We need a visionary fair and sane person as our next president and that's why I strongly recommend Osinbanjo for now

Osinbanjo is a nice suggestion but we need somebody or someone that's better than him...That's KINGSLEY MUGALU

pls give us Biafra before the world war 3 biko

mamaafrik:
No southern man should accept an Elrufai as a vice President.
Oshibajo comes to mind as the best man,igbo should present their candidate too and a transparent primary be held at SE,SW and SS,whoever win should be supported by all.

South west shouldn't be part of it...It should be South east and south South alone

Eriokanmi:
Im as much as i like osinbajo. E no get that liver oo. Na one shout go send am commot dia. We need somebody tougher and more active than buhari. Somebody like Zulum of Borno who would never mince words. Or someone like obaseki the fearless. Na wetin we need right now in Nigeria with the level of corruption and insecurity staring us in the face

Sowere is a good option

I like ozo...I think he has a game plan...

funnnny

Beating Chelsea for the fourth time will be the only trophy VARchester will win this se ason

Ezennwa:
hmm!
Nkea dikwa very risky.

odiwa very serious wanne